The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[paladin1991]

Paladin; take no notice, he's trying to drive a wedge, a wedge I tell you between us.

Not to worry, Pud.  You and I, we share something beyond this tawdry little world.  something bright and shining that others can't grasp....like that sweet fruit just beyond their reach, the one they will never taste....like that far horizon that they will never reach, a journey they will never take ......a color they will never see, how dim is their vision.....

[onan]

Dear George Noory, Falkie gets it.

[Yorkshire pud]

Not to worry, Pud.  You and I, we share something beyond this tawdry little world.  something bright and shining that others can't grasp....like that sweet fruit just beyond their reach, the one they will never taste....like that far horizon that they will never reach, a journey they will never take ......a color they will never see, how dim is their vision.....

Stop it.. I blush easily. You know that.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

Being that both of us are persuasive, we'll see if her doctor can certify her cat as a service cat which people do have.
Kathy is starting to have vision problems and Boop does react to people at the door.

Yet she's still driving? What if she has an accident?

[area51drone]

Octave.  Who the hell is your avatar?  I've shown it to half a dozen folks and nobody knows.  I want to be one of the hep cats.  Who is it?

I also want to know who that girl is on Roswells, Art's avatar.   



She looks familiar but I can't place her.

[paladin1991]

Yet she's still driving? What if she has an accident?

Obviously, it will be somebody elses fault.  Duh.  The fact that she is vision impaired should have no bearing on her privilige to drive. Sbe is not responsible if she runs over a productive member of society.
After all, w hat in GODs name were they doing in front of her car anyway?

[area51drone]

[Yorkshire pud]

Obviously, it will be somebody elses fault.  Duh.  The fact that she is vision impaired should have no bearing on her privilige to drive. Sbe is not responsible if she runs over a productive member of society.
After all, w hat in GODs name were they doing in front of her car anyway?

Exactly! They knew what they were doing going out to take their chances with people driving mobile killing machines who have all manner of disabilities; including partial blindness. I say let em lay in the road with multiple internal organ and skeletal injuries. They deserve it goddam it.

[Open Lines Gerry]

I also want to know who that girl is on Roswells, Art's avatar.   



She looks familiar but I can't place her.

A quick Google Image search reveals that it is Anna Faris.  Google "anna faris smiley face gif."

[3OctaveFart]

Palladin, plenty of nekkid pics of her on the Googles, if that's your thing.
As for Puddin' Dumplin'- eh, he has a powerful crush on me.
Maybe has one on Falkie, too.
Anyone willing to write a Harlequin-type lovemaking scene like that has some unresolved longing that ain't being met.

[coaster]

I'm sure its been over twenty years since Falkie has even been able to see his penis, let alone use it with a woman.

[3OctaveFart]

That is between him and his family physician.

[Open Lines Gerry]

That is between him and his ER physician.

Fixed that for you - Falkie and Kathy usually go to the ER.

[3OctaveFart]

I did the same thing when I was on hard times.
At least Falkie and Kathy are American citizens.

[coaster]

That is between him and his family physician.

Flakie is the one cracking sex jokes. Didn't you call Pud gay earlier? What is a homophobe doing telling people what should and should not be posted?

[coaster]

Yet she's still driving? What if she has an accident?

This is Falkies world, we're just living in it.

[3OctaveFart]

Go back and read again. Words mean things.

[paladin1991]

This is Falkies world, we're just living in it.

Until they run us over.  And what the hell were you doing walking in a crosswalk anyway?

[Open Lines Gerry]

Hi Kathy, I hope you're having a great day today!

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[ACE of CLUBS]

Palladin, plenty of nekkid pics of her on the Googles, if that's your thing.
As for Puddin' Dumplin'- eh, he has a powerful crush on me.
Maybe has one on Falkie, too.
Anyone willing to write a Harlequin-type lovemaking scene like that has some unresolved longing that ain't being met

Casio's posts are demented enough for the task ...... if only he had the IQ to master spelling.

[Who]

Is Jorch reading this thread?
If so- Jorch: Have you ever read a book in your life?

George is currently reading a large-print childrens' book on world leaders.  His favorite is Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev.

Noory:  "Yeah, that's the guy. Muh Dev Dev."

[Who]

I did the same thing when I was on hard times.
At least Falkie and Kathy are American citizens.

Are you sure about that?  Have you ever seen Falkie's birth certificate?  Are you even sure he was born on this planet?  Or this star system?  He does have powers far beyond those of mortal men.

'50s Adventures of Superman - Intro

[ONeill]

Falkie, what about your food court? We need a review of some turkee sammiches

[Falkie2013]

Obviously, it will be somebody elses fault.  Duh.  The fact that she is vision impaired should have no bearing on her privilige to drive. Sbe is not responsible if she runs over a productive member of society.
After all, w hat in GODs name were they doing in front of her car anyway?

Kathy can see fine to drive. There's a lot of stuff in my apartment and she tends to lumber about and bumps into stuff because she's got her shoes on.
She needs glasses for reading not driving.
Once again you have no idea what you're talking about.

[Falkie2013]

Falkie, what about your food court? We need a review of some turkee sammiches

No, we don't. The reviews didn't go over well. I'll leave the turkey sandwich reviews to George.

[Falkie2013]

Hi Kathy, I hope you're having a great day today!

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I couldn't sleep all night so we're going to go tomorrow.
Kathy went off with Patty to Benecia.
She's fine & just wants to get the trip over with so we can start loading up storage.

[PB the Deplorable]

No, we don't. The reviews didn't go over well. I'll leave the turkey sandwich reviews to George.

Oh come on, Falkie - I think a good Kathy's Korner video would be one discussing the relative merits of Blondie's Pizza, Fat Slice pizza, Top Dog franks and links, Bongo Burger Persian burgers and falafels, maybe that burrito place next to Top Dog, and the new Chinese dumplings place around the corner from that.

And any other Telegraph Avenue favorites - Thai, Indian, Vietnamese, Italian, Korean, sushi, ice cream, the other cafes and coffee shops, the cheese steak place, whichever.  For Blondie's, Top Dog, and Bongo Burger, I'd recommend keeping it to the Telegraph Ave locations for consistency.

[PB the Deplorable]

One question Falkie - how much is this trip going to cost?...

Falkie is going as George Noory's guest, so only gas and trolls, er tolls

[Falkie2013]

I think a good Kathy's Korner video would be one discussing the relative merits of Blondie's Pizza, Fat Slice pizza, Top Dog franks and links, Bongo Burger Persian burgers and falafels, maybe that burrito place next to Top Dog, and the new Chinese dumplings place around the corner from that.

And any other Telegraph Avenue favorites - Thai, Indian, Vietnamese, Italian, Korean, sushi, ice cream, the other cafes and coffee shops, the cheese steak place, whichever.  And my favorite, the coffee shop on the corner of Bancroft and College.  Top Dog, Blondie's and Bongo Burger each have several locations, I'd recommend keeping it to the Telegraph Ave locations so a tourist in that area would have that particular one being the one reviewed.

Do we get to get the contents of your wallet to pay for all this high living ?
She only goes there once a month.
I've been going to Top Dog since 1966. 2 Polish with everything & miss Larry Blakes bbq chicken.

[coaster]

The reviews didn't go over well.

And your other videos did?