The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Bart Ell]

Lemme guess...
2 fists a swinging?
12 pounds of cake?

Lemme guess...
He runs out of breath repeatedly? Slurps? Mispronounces? Gets sidetracked? Is even fatter today?

[coaster]

I think I'm gonna make another Falkie video. He should be flattered instead of pissed. Hes being parodied. Hes up there with noory now.

[area51drone]

Falkie asked me to post:

Falkie - The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) Generation of Monsters & Anarchists:Communists ! !!!

[WhiteCrow]

Lemme guess...
2 fists a swinging?
12 pounds of cake?

Lemme guess...
He runs out of breath repeatedly? Slurps? Mispronounces? Gets sidetracked? Is even fatter today?

C-

[coaster]

He is spot on about these protests. I had the same discussion a couple of weeks ago when there were looters blocking the road. What if someone needs to get to the hospital? Would the protestors be arrested and charged if  something happened due to these idiots stopping traffic? I applaud protest when its needed and when people feel they have been wronged, but there is a big difference in expressing yourself within the law and being a criminal. Falkie said "they think their protest gives them the right to disrupt everyone else's lives" Amen.

[coaster]

Lemme guess...
2 fists a swinging?
12 pounds of cake?

Lemme guess...
He runs out of breath repeatedly? Slurps? Mispronounces? Gets sidetracked? Is even fatter today?

you took the fun out of poking fun.

[Bart Ell]

you took the fun out of poking fun.

I'm the straw that stirs this drink.
Know your place, fruitcake.
I sell the sizzle here.
You had your 15 minutes and are choking trying to follow it up.
I have hit after hit driving the GabCast to double digit listenership - Slothie, beatings, Chuuch, Russians, Fat Ghost Hunting Bitches, Looking People In The Eye, Mayo... me, me, freaking ME!
Hell, the weeks that I create their topic they are rivalling DMRN for owning the night.

[SnapT]

Falkie is beloved by ALL on BellGab.
http://youtu.be/9G6xu-J_Dmc
Merry Christmas, Superstar From Pittsburgh!

[Bart Ell]

Falkie is beloved by ALL on BellGab.

All my creation.
His worst nightmare is The Symbol ignoring him.
Without The Symbol he is stuck with his 16 views per video, 14 of which are Slothie refreshing to see if anyone watched.

[coaster]

I sell the sizzle here.

duly noted. Whats with the name change?

[Bart Ell]

duly noted. Whats with the name change?

The answer is beyond your comprehension.
Just enjoy the fact you get to interact with The Symbol.

[MagnificentBastard]

there is a big difference in expressing yourself within the law and being a criminal.

I know the concept of civil DISOBEDIENCE is difficult for some to grasp, what with all the syllables and all, but civil DISOBEDIENCE is, by definition, DISOBEDIENCE to the law. That said, thanks for letting us know that you support civil DISOBEDIENCE when people exercise that right obediently because that gives me someone to focus the crosshairs on once I'm done with Falkie. Let me ask you, have you ever ripped a credit card out of the dying hand of a close relative?

[MagnificentBastard]

I should've been more of an asshole. 

No, you should have, feigning concern ands respect, asked him about the allegations made about him

"So Falkie, I hate to even grant this any attention, but is it true that you have to lift your belly to catch a peek at your dick?"
"Falkie, I'll give you a chance to put this to rest once and for all, How long did you cheat on your taxes?"
"Falkie, I think you're a great guy, so why do so many people have the impression that you're a giant lump of walking dogshit?"

  Just pretend like you're on Falkie's side, just trying to clear the air, and you can ask him anything, no matter how offensive (It's true that you've never raped a child, right Falkie?). And he's blocked me, so don't worry about him reading this and getting wise (actually, don't ever worry about Falkie gaining wisdom under any circumstance ever)

[eddie dean]

.... the GabCast to double digit listenership

What!! We broke the record of 9 listeners last night?

I'm simply too famous to be posting here anymore.

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[Daggit]

No, you should have, feigning concern ands respect, asked him about the allegations made about him

"So Falkie, I hate to even grant this any attention, but is it true that you have to lift your belly to catch a peek at your dick?"
"Falkie, I'll give you a chance to put this to rest once and for all, How long did you cheat on your taxes?"
"Falkie, I think you're a great guy, so why do so many people have the impression that you're a giant lump of walking dogshit?"

  Just pretend like you're on Falkie's side, just trying to clear the air, and you can ask him anything, no matter how offensive (It's true that you've never raped a child, right Falkie?). And he's blocked me, so don't worry about him reading this and getting wise (actually, don't ever worry about Falkie gaining wisdom under any circumstance ever)

You had every chance to ask him yourself except you pussied out you brave keyboard warrior.

Perhaps we should be asking you what were you doing frequenting prostitution websites all those years with Falkie.

[popple]

Just enjoy the fact you get to interact with The Symbol.

[coaster]

The answer is beyond your comprehension.
Just enjoy the fact you get to interact with The Symbol.

I think you have some inside information.. nm. my bad. youre not one of them..... : glad you all can keep this forum entertaining. its like noory in a ball pit. crazy fun.

[MagnificentBastard]

You had every chance to ask him yourself except you pussied out you brave keyboard warrior.

Nonsense, the twats running the podcast refused to answer the phone until after falkie was off the air. I called and they let it ring 30--40 times. Fucken general Mukasey couldn't have got a more softball interview from Bill O'reilly.

[Daggit]

Nonsense, the twats running the podcast refused to answer the phone until after falkie was off the air. I called and they let it ring 30--40 times. Fucken general Mukasey couldn't have got a more softball interview from Bill O'reilly.

So which prostitution websites do you frequent now that the FBI has shut  down sfredbook?

[WhiteCrow]

I'm the straw that stirs this drink.
Know your place, fruitcake.
I sell the sizzle here.
You had your 15 minutes and are choking trying to follow it up.
I have hit after hit driving the GabCast to double digit listenership - Slothie, beatings, Chuuch, Russians, Fat Ghost Hunting Bitches, Looking People In The Eye, Mayo... me, me, freaking ME!
Hell, the weeks that I create their topic they are rivalling DMRN for owning the night.

A+

[coaster]

lol'd. drank. its pretty obvious. have fun ya goons.

[area51drone]

Falkie is beloved by ALL on BellGab.
http://youtu.be/9G6xu-J_Dmc
Merry Christmas, Superstar From Pittsburgh!

This video is so true, and why, although he's a mini-star now, with LittleChris' help, Falkie is destined to be a rock star in the youtube world!   In some ways, for Falkie, it's "I want to see what he'll DO next!"

[paladin1991]

This video is so true, and why, although he's a mini-star now, with LittleChris' help, Falkie is destined to be a rock star in the youtube world!   In some ways, for Falkie, it's "I want to see what he'll DO next!"

Hit his girlfriend?   U know, for ratings....cuz its okay then

[Kelt]

I kinda wish I knew what was going on in this thread, but I still feel like an outsider looking in.


Cliffnotes?

[aldousburbank]

I kinda wish I knew what was going on in this thread, but I still feel like an outsider looking in.


Cliffnotes?

It's fucked.

[MagnificentBastard]

So which prostitution websites do you frequent now that the FBI has shut  down sfredbook?

There are none worthwhile, and since the law forbids me from getting within 100 yards of heroin or children after that thing with the meat cleaver, I have to make do here from time to time. SFRedbook message board was like here except that it was a lot bigger, it wasn't populated entirely by male geeks that would flee a mile of pussy for the hint of a sale on used Xfiles dvd's at a Mexican swap meet, and it had a much higher Bart Ell/retard ratio.

What the fuck is wrong with you people; hanging on a message board in which your only shot at pussy is if you tote around a jar of Hellman's and are willing to go after Falkie?
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[PB the Deplorable]

He is spot on about these protests. I had the same discussion a couple of weeks ago when there were looters blocking the road. What if someone needs to get to the hospital? Would the protestors be arrested and charged if  something happened due to these idiots stopping traffic? ...

Here's my question:

I think it's a fairly serious crime to hold someone against their will.  I also think a person is within their right to do whatever is necessary to avoid being held by unknown persons against their will. 

So what would the consequences be of refusing to stop when these fools run out onto the freeway to stop traffic and block the cars in?  If I'm first in line they should probably get out of the way..

[coaster]

Here's my question:

I think it's a fairly serious crime to hold someone against their will.  I also think a person is within their right to do whatever is necessary to avoid being held by unknown persons against their will. 

So what would the consequences be of refusing to stop when these fools run out onto the freeway to stop traffic?  If I'm first in line they should probably get out of the way.  I have no idea what their intention towards me is in addition to holding me against my will, and I would not stop.

run them over, you get arrested. stop and fight with them, you get arrested. you lose regardless.

[Daggit]

There are none worthwhile, and since the law forbids me from getting within 100 yards of heroin or children after that thing with the meat cleaver, I have to make do here from time to time. SFRedbook message board was like here except that it was a lot bigger, it wasn't populated entirely by male geeks that would flee a mile of pussy for the hint of a sale on used Xfiles dvd's at a Mexican swap meet, and it had a much higher Bart Ell/retard ratio.

What the fuck is wrong with you people; hanging on a message board in which your only shot at pussy is if you tote around a jar of Hellman's and are willing to go after Falkie?
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You are a loser that has to pay for pussy. Does your mom let you bring then down to the basement?

I'm glad you got so mad you had to waste time on Photoshop.

Dance John dance. It amuses me.

[aldousburbank]

run them over, you get arrested. stop and fight with them, you get arrested. you lose regardless.

The only diff being whether your vehicle has full damage/collision coverage.