The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[littlechris]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNcFs-CRBPk

Damn George, you don't look or sound too good.

Take care of yourself man.

We'd hate to lose you.

[BellBoy]

Damn George, you don't look or sound too good.

Take care of yourself man.

We'd hate to lose you.

Yes, we'd hate to lose you. But if you do kick the bucket, can I have your way-cool alien head?

[littlechris]

Yes, we'd hate to lose you. But if you do kick the bucket, can I have your way-cool alien head?

I agree.

He should autograph it and do a raffle and give it away to a lucky fan.

[SredniVashtar]

Yes, we'd hate to lose you. But if you do kick the bucket, can I have your way-cool alien head?

Vulture! Anyway, since you raised the subject, I want the Terrible Towel. And some of those 'artistic' Sweet Kathy photos, please.

[littlechris]

Vulture! Anyway, since you raised the subject, I want the Terrible Towel. And some of those 'artistic' Sweet Kathy photos, please.

I want her JUICY GLUTES.

[BellBoy]

I want her JUICY GLUTES.

[Richard Groyper]

That's AHH SPICEY MEAT-A-BALL!

At least the sinuses are clear. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

I want her JUICY GLUTES.

Wonder if she twerks for Falkie?

[SredniVashtar]

Wonder if she twerks for Falkie?

Of course! You've heard of Miley Cyrus? Well, SK's stage name is 'Smelly Virus'.

[BellBoy]

Of course! You've heard of Miley Cyrus? Well, SK's stage name is 'Smelly Virus'.

*Uncontrollable laughter

Son: "Hey what are you laughing at, Dad?"

*Quick google search

Me: "Ummm, this!"



(thanks for that, asshole)

[Dateline]

I want her JUICY GLUTES.

Speaking of twerking, those pans of the camera are done while in actual twerk motion.  Now, all we need is the audio of Falkie doing a twerk-by-twerk play.

[Dateline]

Watched the video update, Falke you are in my prayers.  We need you for your cornerstone at this forum, not at the cemetery plot. 

[BellBoy]

Watched the video update, Falke you are in my prayers.  We need you for your cornerstone at this forum, not at the cemetery plot.

Again, heaven forbid should such a thing should 'happen', but please take five minutes to update your will. Remember, the way-cool alien head goes to BellBoob BellBoy.

[SredniVashtar]

Again, heaven forbid should such a thing should 'happen', but please take five minutes to update your will. Remember, the way-cool alien head goes to BellBoob BellBoy.

Yes, you're in our prayers. But remember that this sumbitch BellBoy has spent an enormous amount of time mocking your sorry arse you, so I think that the alien head should rightfully go to me. I am your biographer after all, and I haven't received a single cent yet, so throw me a bone FFS.

[Who]

I would like to see Senda gain fame and fortune in a way that would truly benefit him.  I'd like to see him as the star of a reality show. He would be evaluated from head to toe by medical doctors of various specialties and put on a strict regimen, including exercise and proper foods.  He would be assigned personal trainers at an in-patient facility to make sure he followed through with the program each and every day.  It would be entertaining for the viewers and could add 15 years to Senda's life.  His current weight of 357 lbs is a ticking time bomb, especially for a 64 year-old man.

[Dateline]

There is a reality show just weighting for Falkie to step on the scales, and that is "The Biggest Loser."  It just applies in so many weighs.

I'm still praying for you out there.

[Who]

Yes, you're in our prayers. But remember that this sumbitch BellBoy has spent an enormous amount of time mocking your sorry arse you, so I think that the alien head should rightfully go to me. I am your biographer after all, and I haven't received a single cent yet, so throw me a bone FFS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CNAPyyitvw

[Who]

Hoarder collapses building.  Martinez Fire Department has to clear away all the "cat shit and magazines."  Cat shit and magazines?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-HAmJUgR0

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Damn George, you don't look or sound too good.

Because he was Brad fuckin Pitt before getting the sniffles?

Who the fuck is interested in watching a video of some fat old fart trolling for sympathy and attention with every ache and pain?  Hey Fatso, do YOU ever watch those videos about somebody else?  Even YOU don't watch your own videos!

[Rally Squirrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1YkQT5YBs

[paladin1991]

Come on, Felchie.  Take my PM about the diet and exercise.  YOU CAN DO IT.  Don't listen to your doubts and fears any longer.  Follow me, goddammit, I will lead you though it.  I won't leave you behind if you will just fucking follow me.

ANSWER YOUR FUCKING FONE.  I promise you.  You won't die weak and afraid.  No man should.

[littlechris]

Come on, Felchie.  Take my PM about the diet and exercise.  YOU CAN DO IT.  Don't listen to your doubts and fears any longer.  Follow me, goddammit, I will lead you though it.  I won't leave you behind if you will just fucking follow me.

ANSWER YOUR FUCKING FONE.  I promise you.  You won't die weak and afraid.  No man should.

Falkie, relocate down to southern california and Paladin and I will train you. You'll also be closer to George Noory. I'm fucking serious.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Wonder if she twerks for Falkie?

well, there was that ONE time. 

[Roswells, Art]

Because he was Brad fuckin Pitt before getting the sniffles?

Who the fuck is interested in watching a video of some fat old fart trolling for sympathy and attention with every ache and pain?  Hey Fatso, do YOU ever watch those videos about somebody else?  Even YOU don't watch your own videos!

I'm glad Falkie could take the time out from his hard hitting news casts to inform us of his bodily aches and pains. He is such a trooper. Like when he died as a soldier in WW2.

[littlechris]

I'm glad Falkie could take the time out from his hard hitting news casts to inform us of his bodily aches and pains. He is such a trooper. Like when he died as a soldier in WW2.

George "Falkie" Titor   

[BellBoy]

Come on, Felchie.  Take my PM about the diet and exercise.  YOU CAN DO IT.  Don't listen to your doubts and fears any longer.  Follow me, goddammit, I will lead you though it.  I won't leave you behind if you will just fucking follow me.

ANSWER YOUR FUCKING FONE.  I promise you.  You won't die weak and afraid.  No man should.

You're just trying to cheat me out of that way-cool alien head Falkie's going to leave me. You and that swindling viper SredniVashtar.

[Roswells, Art]

You're just trying to cheat me out of that way-cool alien head Falkie's going to leave me. You and that swindling viper SredniVashtar.

If you take that your house is going to be infected with bugs and god knows what.

[whoozit]

If you take that your house is going to be infected with bugs and god knows what.

Falkie's bugs have bugs.  It's bugs all the way down.

[3OctaveFart]

Falkie, relocate down to southern california and Paladin and I will train you. You'll also be closer to George Noory. I'm fucking serious.

The video could be a Rocky-like training montage.

[littlechris]

The video could be a Rocky-like training montage.

That would be funny.

Once in L.A., I'd really like to see falkie team up with UFO Phil.

I'm sure Noory would be willing to help.

http://youtu.be/XqWPCsNke24