The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[FearBoysWithBugs]

This is Falkie practicing for his next visit to the glory hole.

[3OctaveFart]

Oh, snap! You got a chuckle out of me there!

That doesn't mean I won't stab anyone in the face who tries to take that alien head away from me. Back. The fuck. Off!

We need to hold some sort of raffle for the alien head. I have a spot for it that would be superb.

Senda has a lot of books but that one item is far more valuable than the personal library.

[SredniVashtar]

We need to hold some sort of raffle for the alien head. I have a spot for it that would be superb.

Senda has a lot of books but that one item is far more valuable than the personal library.

I find this squabbling over the effects of a (nearly) dead man very distasteful and you ought to be ashamed of yourself. I don't wish to pull rank on you, buddy, but as the old sod's biographer I think I am entitled to certain 'rights'. I'll let you have a few of his credit cards that you can max out to buy Apple products and a new Prius. I think that would be appropriate. But the alien head's mine!!

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Senda has a lot of boobs

He surely does.  I've never understood why he doesn't take up my suggestion to offer titty-fucks for money.  He could clean up.  I'd go for it if he threw in the pearl necklace.

[Who]

We need to hold some sort of raffle for the alien head. I have a spot for it that would be superb.

Senda has a lot of books but that one item is far more valuable than the personal library.

Amazon has an alien night light.  It's really creepy.  It could probably be used to channel Falkie in the middle of the night.  The purple alien would disappear and a glowing image of Senda would take it's place.  Senda would answer your question, moan, rattle his chains like Jacob Marley and then disappear.

http://www.amazon.com/Fantasy-Night-Light-Glowing-Alien/dp/B005GE2HAG/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1455465958&sr=8-5&keywords=alien++lamp

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I find this squabbling over the effects of a (nearly) dead man very distasteful and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Wait, Falkie is Anton Scalia?  Surely not.

[littlechris]

He surely does.  I've never understood why he doesn't take up my suggestion to offer titty-fucks for money.  He could clean up.  I'd go for it if he threw in the pearl necklace.

Opening up Photoshop...

[Walks_At_Night]

Amazon has an alien night light.  It's really creepy.  I have a feeling it could be used to channel Falkie in the middle of the night.  The purple alien would disappear and a glowing image of Senda would take it's place.  Senda would answer your question, moan, rattle his chains like Jacob Marley and then disappear.

http://www.amazon.com/Fantasy-Night-Light-Glowing-Alien/dp/B005GE2HAG/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1455465958&sr=8-5&keywords=alien++lamp

Would it talk as well?   "How ya doing?  This is the guy from Pittsburgh.........."

I may have to cough up the $18.49 for that

[littlechris]

Hey Falkie!

I hope you and Pretty Kathy(TM) have an awesome Valentine's Day!!!!!!

[onan]

Amazon has an alien night light.  It's really creepy.  It could probably be used to channel Falkie in the middle of the night.  The purple alien would disappear and a glowing image of Senda would take it's place.  Senda would answer your question, moan, rattle his chains like Jacob Marley and then disappear.

http://www.amazon.com/Fantasy-Night-Light-Glowing-Alien/dp/B005GE2HAG/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1455465958&sr=8-5&keywords=alien++lamp

You are killing my IPad.

[PB the Deplorable]

Amazon has an alien night light.  It's really creepy...

That thing has a certain resemblance to Whitley Streiber. 

[3OctaveFart]

I find this squabbling over the effects of a (nearly) dead man very distasteful and you ought to be ashamed of yourself. I don't wish to pull rank on you, buddy, but as the old sod's biographer I think I am entitled to certain 'rights'. I'll let you have a few of his credit cards that you can max out to buy Apple products and a new Prius. I think that would be appropriate. But the alien head's mine!!

There should be a skills competition. No one is going to top your prose, so something else. Maybe stucco, explicating Chaucer, puppetry of the penis.

Something appropriate for this thread.

[onan]

There should be a skills competition. No one is going to top your prose, so something else. Maybe stucco, explicating Chaucer, puppetry of the penis.

Something appropriate for this thread.

I suggest a who can fake the best scream in pain sound? followed by a poem titled "It's not my fault."

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

There should be a skills competition. No one is going to top your prose, so something else. Maybe stucco, explicating Chaucer, puppetry of the penis.

Nobody is going to outdo him in that area, either, especially if it involves marionettes.

[littlechris]

That thing has a certain resemblance to Whitley Streiber. 

Lol. It's the mouf (mouth).
I think I'm gonna order one.
Would be pretty freaky waking up in the middle of the night to see that night light. Lol

[littlechris]

that would be awesome! Would you prank him ala Ashton kutcher or would it be more like scaring him? I hope you do it and I think we should come up with some pranking ideas for you.

Definitely a scary prank.
Yes help me come up with some ideas please.
I gotta be careful though, I dont want the guy to croak from a heart attack.

[whoozit]

This is Falkie practicing for his next visit to the glory hole.

Fuck you very much for that visual.

[Richard Groyper]

Lol. It's the mouf (mouth).
I think I'm gonna order one.
Would be pretty freaky waking up in the middle of the night to see that night light. Lol

Hubrid, or no?

[BellBoy]

I suggest a who can fake the best scream in pain sound? followed by a poem titled "It's not my fault."

Fuck all y'all! I dibbs'd the way-cool alien head first! George? Change your God damned Last Will and Testament NOW!



(You fucking hyenas. anyways... Shit!)

[littlechris]

This George senda sounds like he has a lot of thetans attached to him..

Oh Hi!

Welcome to our home, the General Musings of Falkie2013 thread!

[Richard Groyper]

Thanks..

Can you stay for dinner?

[BellBoy]

Can you stay for as dinner?

FIFY

[Richard Groyper]

FIFY

Chianti and fava beans. 

[3OctaveFart]

Any update on the Noory show?

And where the hell are my videos?

[littlechris]

Any update on the Noory show?

I think our Dear Leader is starting to realize that it was all BULLSHIT. 

Especially after "Danheiser"(Noory) denied him the interview at the woo woo conference a few weekends back. 

And where the hell are my videos?

Ughhh, tell me about it.

5 days is too long.

I'm starting to get the sha-sha-sha shakes. Brrr.

Falkiepotamus, WAKE UP!!!

Stair stepper time!!!!!!!!!!

[SredniVashtar]

There should be a skills competition. No one is going to top your prose, so something else. Maybe stucco, explicating Chaucer, puppetry of the penis.

Something appropriate for this thread.

How about a competition to see who can do the best British accent? I've been trying to copy this guy, I think he's on to something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_rVzBt20N0

[Yorkshire pud]

How about a competition to see who can do the best British accent? I've been trying to copy this guy, I think he's on to something.

I expected more from you! Shetland? Cornish? South Welsh? British? !!!

[SredniVashtar]

I expected more from you! Shetland? Cornish? South Welsh? British? !!!

We're all in this together, as David Cameron once said. Don't imagine I'm thrilled about having to acknowledge you as a countryperson, but I am prepared to make the best of it.

[SredniVashtar]

I gotta be careful though, I dont want the guy to croak from a heart attack.

Your feelings are irrelevant! It's the view of the Falkie Thread Collective/Hive Mind that's paramount. All I ask is that it's captured on video, and you keep your filthy hands off the alien head which is mine by right.

[Walks_At_Night]

How about a competition to see who can do the best British accent? I've been trying to copy this guy, I think he's on to something.

How about Gary Tank Commander?   I have to listen to the clips from his show only three times to figure out what the hell is going on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lW_6dXPzBw