The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[whoozit]

Isn't it cute when it tries to do math?  No it isn't.

[Who]

How about a competition to see who can do the best British accent?

I believe I would have an overwhelming advantage since I have mastered Received Pronunciation, Cockney, Estuary, West Country, West Midlands, East Midlands, Brummie, Northern England (including Yorkshire), Geordie, Welsh and Scottish.

I propose, therefore, that Senda's alien head lamp goes to the person who can say "worcestershire" ten times in the shortest amount of time.  The first runner-up receives this Whitley Strieber night light.



P.S.  Did you know Senda has been holding out on us?  He has TWO alien head lamps.  How selfish is that?

[Yorkshire pud]

Good morning Senda. Do you ever have moments of reflection?  Those moments when you look back on your life and reflect upon your values and beliefs, accomplishments, mistakes and missed opportunities?  Do you ever wonder how you have  managed to reach the age of 64 and have achieved absolutely nothing?

From watching your videos, I have concluded you have four things in abundance:  Useless material possessions you call "collectibles," an unwavering belief in your own intellectual superiority, adipose tissue (fat) and debt.

Do you ever reflect upon these things, Senda?  If so, what are your conclusions?

....and baseball caps. I don't know if this has been noted by anyone else, but he has some serious money tied up in those too.

[littlechris]

I believe I would have an overwhelming advantage here since I have mastered Received Pronunciation, Cockney, Estuary, West Country, West Midlands, East Midlands, Brummie, Northern England (including Yorkshire), Geordie, Welsh and Scottish.

I propose, therefore, that Senda's alien head lamp goes to the person who can say "worcestershire" ten times in the shortest amount of time.  The first runner-up receives this Whitley Strieber night light.

Lol. Will you be offering the Whitley Strieber anal probe version anytime soon?

[Yorkshire pud]

I believe I would have an overwhelming advantage since I have mastered Received Pronunciation, Cockney, Estuary, West Country, West Midlands, East Midlands, Brummie, Northern England (including Yorkshire), Geordie, Welsh and Scottish.

I propose, therefore, that Senda's alien head lamp goes to the person who can say "worcestershire" ten times in the shortest amount of time.  The first runner-up receives this Whitley Strieber night light.

I'm sorry, but none of that cuts it. Take your Yorkshire accent...which one? Sheffield south, Sheffield north? Barnsley? Doncaster? Leeds? Bradford? York? Selby? Northallerton?

West Country...now a worm can therein lies... Brizle? (Bristol), Zumerset? (Somerset?) Carnie (Cornwall?), Daarsit (Dorset?)...... And Scottish...oh boy, that is a melting pot from unintelligible grunts to the most beautiful mellifluous angelic tones. 


Might be best sticking to 'British'...

[Who]

Senda provides us with almost infinite quotes and images to work with.  He's a never-ending source of hilarity. 

[SredniVashtar]

"There's no way Shredded Brain Matter is getting my green alien head . . . I'd smash it into smithereens before I'd give it to that jerk."

For a minute I thought he was being serious and Raquel Welching out of our deal. Don't think it's been easy acting as the old sod's Boswell all these years, jotting down his every epigram and mot for the edification of future generations. I did it as a service to humanity...and for the alien head. I don't want to break any confidences here, but one day - after a particularly nasty pain spike which forced Senda to cancel his tennis match - he lay prone on the couch and, when he wasn't stuffing hot dogs through his face gasped out, 'my dear boy, take the alien head, it's yours!'

I also took that video and sent it to David Oates. He came back with his reverse speech analysis, which said, 'the alien head belongs to my dear chum Shreddy. Meatie Pie can have the book of cats that I keep, like pressed leaves, on the bookshelf that I still haven't got round to building yet. Everyone else can suck a dick.  Not that Who needs much encouragement.'

So, there you go. You heard it here first. 

[Who]

For a minute I thought he was being serious and Raquel Welching out of our deal. Don't think it's been easy acting as the old sod's Boswell all these years, jotting down his every epigram and mot for the edification of future generations. I did it as a service to humanity...and for the alien head. I don't want to break any confidences here, but one day - after a particularly nasty pain spike which forced Senda to cancel his tennis match - he lay prone on the couch and, when he wasn't stuffing hot dogs through his face gasped out, 'my dear boy, take the alien head, it's yours!'

I also took that video and sent it to David Oates. He came back with his reverse speech analysis, which said, 'the alien head belongs to my dear chum Shreddy. Meatie Pie can have the book of cats that I keep, like pressed leaves, on the bookshelf that I still haven't got round to building yet. Everyone else can suck a dick.  Not that Who needs much encouragement.'

So, there you go. You heard it here first. 

Now you've done it.  No Whitley Strieber nightlight for you.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

For a minute I thought he was being serious and Raquel Welching out of our deal. Don't think it's been easy acting as the old sod's Boswell all these years, jotting down his every epigram and mot for the edification of future generations. I did it as a service to humanity...and for the alien head. I don't want to break any confidences here, but one day - after a particularly nasty pain spike which forced Senda to cancel his tennis match - he lay prone on the couch and, when he wasn't stuffing hot dogs through his face gasped out, 'my dear boy, take the alien head, it's yours!'

Didn't I read something very similar in the forward to Reid's "Defender of the Realm"?  Seemed like a bullshit story then; seems like a bullshit story now.

[Inglorious Bitch]

P.S.  Did you know Senda has been holding out on us?  He has TWO alien head lamps. 

It's an embarrassment of riches. I wonder if the "His and Hers" alien heads were a wedding present? If so, then the former Mrs. Senda should get one of the lamps.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Senda provides us with almost infinite quotes and images to work with.  He's a never-ending source of hilarity.

His picture is next to the definition of LOLcow in the Urban Dictionary.

[Defwhale]

If Senda asking for money by various means over the internet isn't begging, what would he consider to be begging?

Why is he upset about being considered a beggar, is that where he finally draws a line?

[onan]

It's an embarrassment of riches. I wonder if the "His and Hers" alien heads were a wedding present. If so, then the former Mrs. Senda should get one of the lamps.

In the separation agreement, Mrs. Senda got full custody of the flat cats. So, in the overall, she won the day.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Lol. Will you be offering the Whitley Strieber anal probe version anytime soon?

It's a trademarked procedure that only Whitley can offer. Don't accept any cheap imitations of an anal probe when you can get the real thing from Whitley.

[Inglorious Bitch]

In the separation agreement, Mrs. Senda got full custody of the flat cats. So, in the overall, she won the day.

She also got the chance to get the hell out of Dodge and away from Falie, so it's Mrs. Senda 1, Falkie 0.

[onan]

She also got the chance to get the hell out of Dodge and away from Falie, so it's Mrs. Senda 1, Falkie 0.

Ever wonder what the moment of proposal looked like? Sorry I should have let the rock stay unturned.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Ever wonder what the moment of proposal looked like? Sorry I should have let the rock stay unturned.

Please, I'm having lunch.     Or what the wedding night boudoir smelled like. I assume the Mrs. had the same hygiene deficiencies as Falkie.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hmmm, this supposes that Senda would be resurrected again and have a say in how his worldly possessions were fairly distributed among the masses looted by such as the mercenary SV who have no moral fibre.

Hello Kathy is not as dumb as she looks. The minute Falkie kicks the bucket, she and Patty will be backing up the U-Haul truck into Falkie's parking spot and hauling "collectibles" faster than you can blink.

[onan]

Hello Kathy is not as dumb as she looks. The minute Falkie kicks the bucket, she and Patty will be backing up the U-Haul truck into Falkie's parking spot and hauling "collectibles" faster than you can blink.

Actually, entomologists are bouncing off the walls in anticipation for all the new species of body lice they expect to find, with the demise of the mooch.

[Yorkshire pud]

Please, I'm having lunch.     Or what the wedding night boudoir smelled like. I assume the Mrs. had the same hygiene deficiencies as Falkie.

And the female is the fairer sex? You're a sick woman lady.

[Yorkshire pud]

Actually, entomologists are bouncing off the walls in anticipation for all the new species of body lice they expect to find, with the demise of the mooch.

And the collective cheers of relief from the lice. Freedom at last; their days of living with the disgusting, life lowering host that was Senda is no more. They can instead thrive in mere filth at last, as nature intended.

[Inglorious Bitch]

You're a sick woman lady.

So I've been told.

[Yorkshire pud]

So I've been told.

But regrettably you're still loved in a very human way. No I can't explain it either.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Ever wonder what the moment of proposal looked like? Sorry I should have let the rock stay unturned.

It was a shotgun wedding.  I'm afraid that there is a little Falkie, or Falkiette, biding his/her time to take over the family business.

[Rally Squirrel]

If Senda asking for money by various means over the internet isn't begging, what would he consider to be begging?

Why is he upset about being considered a beggar, is that where he finally draws a line?

He never actually asks.
He tells people he needs money. He says if he does not get money then we will lose his podcasts. But he never asks, not really, he just tells you where to send the money.
He is more like a televangelist than a beggar.

[3OctaveFart]

Sredni, see, you bust out a Boswell-Johnson reference and the snots on the good part of town have the nerve to call the Falkie Thread a cesspit.

Here's a good news of the weird story for you, Falkie. Some moron in England tried to apply a fake tan with a paint roller.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-35597213

http://bbc.in/1oouj3J

[Inglorious Bitch]

He is more like a televangelist than a beggar.

And just about as honest.

[Yorkshire pud]

Sredni, you bust out a Boswell reference and the snots on the good part of town have the nerve to call the Falkie Thread a cesspit.

Here's a good news of the weird story for you, Falkie. Some moron in England tried to apply a fake tan with a paint roller.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-35597213

http://bbc.in/1oouj3J

Is that all? Jeeeze; we have morons who can do much much more stupid idiotic things than that. She's not even trying.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Is that all? Jeeeze; we have morons who can do much much more stupid idiotic things than that. She's not even trying.

Reminds me of Tan Mom as she was known. Yes, there really is such a person. I wonder if she is till tan?

[Yorkshire pud]

Reminds me of Tan Mom as she was known. Yes, there really is such a person. I wonder if she is till tan?

C'mon, she's a babe on any level eh?