The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[SredniVashtar]

For god's sake, why GoT when there are 52 years of Doctor Who to plumb?

Anything that didn't have Tom Baker in it is an irrelevant footnote. It's like those people (poor devils) who think anyone other than Sean Connery is James Bond.

Would you like a jelly baby? Just feel around in my pocket...

[Mind Flayer Monk]

When is the next Gabcast?

[SciFiAuthor]

Anything that didn't have Tom Baker in it is an irrelevant footnote. It's like those people (poor devils) who think anyone other than Sean Connery is James Bond.

Would you like a jelly baby? Just feel around in my pocket...

I could never figure out what the hell the BBC was thinking when they fired Tom Baker. It's the most senseless series shakeup in television history.

[HedgehogNorman]

When is the next Gabcast?

Tonight at 8PM eastern time.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Anything that didn't have Tom Baker in it is an irrelevant footnote. It's like those people (poor devils) who think anyone other than Sean Connery is James Bond.

I seem to remember an episode where starfish-spacemen operated a Loch Ness Monster robot.

Tonight at 8PM eastern time.

Thank you

[GravitySucks]

I could never figure out what the hell the BBC was thinking when they fired Tom Baker. It's the most senseless series shakeup in television history.

Nope. Firing Ziva from NCIS gets my vote.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Would you like a jelly baby? Just feel around in my pocket...

Now that is exactly the reason poor Tom was let go. But he did do a cameo in series 7, and a very good one at that.

b. Daniel Craig. That is all I'm going to say.

[eddie dean]

I was nervous as hell, about 3 days off my meds and naked except for my cowboy hat and boots. I realized that I was nit wirthy every time you provided your expert commentary. Your Texas Hayseed comments are always taken as compliments. Not everyone can live here (but God knows about a zillion new ones swim across the Rio Grande every day to do just that).

I didn't need that mental picture GS.
I'll thank you to stop taunting me with your coy advances sir.

[b_dubb]

Nope. Firing Ziva from NCIS gets my vote.

A common misperception. She was transferred to NCIS Skokie.

[HedgehogNorman]

Nope. Firing Ziva from NCIS gets my vote.

I'm pretty sure that was her wanting to leave(Cote De Pablo) not them wanting her gone.

[GravitySucks]

A common misperception. She was transferred to NCIS Skokie.

I see what you did there.

[PB the Deplorable]

Nope. Firing Ziva from NCIS gets my vote.

Didn't she leave on her own?

[ItsOver]

This is going to be an odd show, a hedgehog, a dolphin and a polecat-ferret with godlike powers all talking to MV.

Throw in Zeebo and you have a stew fit for Jethro Bodine.  Weeeee doggies!

[GravitySucks]

I'm pretty sure that was her wanting to leave(Cote De Pablo) not them wanting her gone.

She asked for more money to bring her closer in line with the male actors and they said no thank you.

[PB the Deplorable]

I'll get my broadcasting muumuu out of the closet and give it a good ironing so I look my best.

And remember, George Noory isn't Art Bell and just has a different style.

[GravitySucks]

Throw in Zeebo and you have a stew fit for Jethro Bodine.  Weeeee doggies!

I'll be sittin out by the cement pond when I call

[ItsOver]

And remember, George Noory isn't Art Bell and just has a different style.

That's true!

[ItsOver]

I'll be sittin out by the cement pond when I call

Say hello to Ellie Mae for me.  Don't say anything about the critter stew.

[SciFiAuthor]

And remember, George Noory isn't Art Bell and just has a different style.

He's almost as good as that Ashcraft fellow.

[ItsOver]

He's almost as good as that Ashcraft fellow.

Did Leo pronounce his last name properly?

[SredniVashtar]

b. Daniel Craig. That is all I'm going to say.

We need to talk! For starters, when you see him in a casino you think he is the one saying "faites vos jeux" not actually doing any gambling. He also looks like a shaved ape and is the spitting image of Sid James. What next, Barbara Windsor as Miss Moneypenny? Other than that he's great - almost as good as Lazenby.

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I will take your apology off the air. 

[SciFiAuthor]

Did Leo pronounce his last name properly?

You know, I'm not sure. He seems to have cancelled the program before the official premiere. Or the program exists, but he takes every night off.

[UnscreenedCaller]

We need to talk! For starters, when you see him in a casino you think he is the one saying "faites vos jeux" not actually doing any gambling. He also looks like a shaved ape and is the spitting image of Sid James. What next, Barbara Windsor as Miss Moneypenny? Other than that he's great - almost as good as Lazenby.

http://cheezburger.com/2602870272

I will take your apology off the air. 

I can't watsh Sean Connery without talking like thish afterwards. I jush can't. (This entire dialog was done with my upper lip curled up to get the right intonation. You have to talk through your lip and upper teeth to get the Scot and the 'sh' in harmony).

And ok, you say Daniel Craig looks like a shaved ape which I reluctantly admit made me laugh, but have you SEEN the body hair on Shean? I might leave apes well out of this. 

[GravitySucks]

I can't watsh Sean Connery without talking like thish afterwards. I jush can't. (This entire dialog was done with my upper lip curled up to get the right intonation. You have to talk through your lip and upper teeth to get the Scot and the 'sh' in harmony).

And ok, you say Daniel Craig looks like a shaved ape which I reluctantly admit made me laugh, but have you SEEN the body hair on Shean? I might leave apes well out of this. 

I'm sorry, but there is no 'sh' in harmony.

[SredniVashtar]

I can't watsh Sean Connery without talking like thish afterwards. I jush can't. (This entire dialog was done with my upper lip curled up to get the right intonation. You have to talk through your lip and upper teeth to get the Scot and the 'sh' in harmony).

And ok, you say Daniel Craig looks like a shaved ape which I reluctantly admit made me laugh, but have you SEEN the body hair on Shean? I might leave apes well out of this. 

I am quoting "You Only Live Twice" here: "Bird never make nest in bare tree". Or should that be "nesht"?

I don't know what happened to you, you took the wrong turning in life and you are all over the place now. There must be some group you can go to talk this over and come to your senses. At least let's find some common ground and agree that Pierce Brosnan was a hot mess? And Roger Moore, as everyone knows, was The Saint, not James Bond.

[HedgehogNorman]

Connery > Craig > Brosnan > Moore > Dalton > Lazenby IMO

[b_dubb]

Connery > Craig > Brosnan > Moore > Dalton > Lazenby IMO

> Laverne > Shirley

"Milk and Pepsi. Don't shake that!" - Laverne

[UnscreenedCaller]

I am quoting "You Only Live Twice" here: "Bird never make nest in bare tree". Or should that be "nesht"?

I don't know what happened to you, you took the wrong turning in life and you are all over the place now. There must be some group you can go to talk this over and come to your senses. At least let's find some common ground and agree that Pierce Brosnan was a hot mess? And Roger Moore, as everyone knows, was The Saint, not James Bond.

At last, common ground! I can't watch Roger Moore without waiting for that little halo to appear above his head. When it doesn't, I'm so disappointed.

Also, I will give Sean this: no one says Pushy Galore quite like him, no one.

[UnscreenedCaller]

> Laverne > Shirley

"Milk and Pepsi. Don't shake that!" - Laverne

Curley > Moe > Larry > Shemp

or

Groucho > Chico > Harpo > Zeppo

[HedgehogNorman]

Curley > Moe > Larry > Shemp

or

Groucho > Chico > Harpo > Zeppo > Karl

FTFY