The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[starrmtn001]

NASCAR.  The race to decide the championship. (Go Harvick!)

HA!  GO DANICA!!!

[starrmtn001]

HA!  GO DANICA!!!

"Keep your mind on your driving
keep your hands on the wheel,
keep your snoopy eye on
the road ahead . . . ."

[MV/Liberace!]

Oh what the hell, I'll volunteer then.

The race will be over by then.

Niiice.

[Barfly]

Better not be a two drink min..i surpass that when i pour booze in my Cheerios in the morning.

[pate]

Weak.

My Cheetos need at least 190 proof McSmashies Best Moonshine...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zMnqWsffbw

[FLLFlash]

It would be if this were relative to .....er, genital size. This was however, impacted in George's colon. He was giving a testimonial for Colon Blow at the time this picture was taken.

I'm glad Dave was able to clear up at least one subject.

[FLLFlash]

I was walking through the local Publix supermarket and saw for sale "hair mayonnaise."

http://www.sallybeauty.com/hair-mayonnaise/SBS-311021,default,pd.html

[FLLFlash]

If I fall asleep again in the loo in the puddle of piss (the floor needs levelling, In have mentioned it), I'll get fired. So I have to pass on the hosting. Hey, I lose out too! No palatial dressing room with the riders. Or fluffers. Damn.

No fluffers? What a buzzkill.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I'm glad Dave was able to clear up at least one subject.

Yes, I was also glad to see that everything came out OK.

[starrmtn001]

If I fall asleep again in the loo in the puddle of piss (the floor needs levelling, In have mentioned it), I'll get fired. So I have to pass on the hosting. Hey, I lose out too! No palatial dressing room with the riders. Or fluffers. Damn.

Palatial dressing room?  Fluffers?  All I got was a refurbished Andy Gump!  WTF MV? ? ?

[Yorkshire pud]

Palatial dressing room?  Fluffers?  All I got was a refurbished Andy Gump!  WTF MV? ? ?

I can't be sure, but I think fluffers are a male only indulgence. Unless someone knows differently. Dressing rooms are dressing rooms, it's just that some are far more equal than others. Mine was, it's just on postponement.

[starrmtn001]

I can't be sure, but I think fluffers are a male only indulgence. Unless someone knows differently. Dressing rooms are dressing rooms, it's just that some are far more equal than others. Mine was, it's just on postponement.

Ok Yorkshire, ya got me.  I actually don't know what a fluffer is.  Is it something one covers oneself while taking a nap between shows?  I have not a clue.

[Yorkshire pud]

Ok Yorkshire, ya got me.  I actually don't know what a fluffer is.  Is it something one covers oneself while taking a nap between shows?  I have not a clue.

Erm, not exactly. But, I wish it were true, truly I do.

[wr250]

Ok Yorkshire, ya got me.  I actually don't know what a fluffer is.  Is it something one covers oneself while taking a nap between shows?  I have not a clue.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=2&term=fluffer

[GravitySucks]

Erm, not exactly. But, I wish it were true, truly I do.

Well, technically it could be if Starr was a he.

[FLLFlash]

Ok Yorkshire, ya got me.  I actually don't know what a fluffer is.  Is it something one covers oneself while taking a nap between shows?  I have not a clue.

It's so quaint that you didn't know. 

[starrmtn001]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=2&term=fluffer

And I'm supposed to co-host GabCast tonight.   That's just GREAT!  Just FANFUCKINGTABULOUS!!!

I need a hug.

[Yorkshire pud]

And I'm supposed to co-host GabCast tonight.   That's just GREAT!  Just FANFUCKINGTABULOUS!!!

I need a hug.

Don't worry; you should feel a sense of detached innocence. MV certainly won't bring attention to it..I'm sure.

[starrmtn001]

Don't worry; you should feel a sense of detached innocence. MV certainly won't bring attention to it..I'm sure.

Uh-huh.  Thanks for bringing THAT up.

[chefist]

So who is hosting?

[UnscreenedCaller]

And I'm supposed to co-host GabCast tonight.   That's just GREAT!  Just FANFUCKINGTABULOUS!!!

I need a hug.

((((((((hugs)))))))))   

Good luck, starr!

Erm, I didn't know what it meant either until I began posting here. What an education I've since gotten! 

[starrmtn001]

So who is hosting?

Ha ha . . . good one Chefist.

[GravitySucks]

So who is hosting?

So far it is HedgeHogNorman and StarrMtn. Go for it Cheftist. I still haven't recovered from the beating I took over my show notes.

[starrmtn001]

((((((((hugs)))))))))   

Good luck, starr!

Erm, I didn't know what it meant either until I began posting here. What an education I've since gotten! 

Aww, thanks UC.  I needed that.

[Lilith]

So far it is HedgeHogNorman and StarrMtn. Go for it Cheftist. I still haven't recovered from the beating I took over my show notes.

Yeah!  DO it Chefist....we NEED you!!!!!

[starrmtn001]

Yeah!  DO it Chefist....we NEED you!!!!!

Boy, ya got that right brig!

Please chefist, save the show!

[Chine]

Aww, thanks UC.  I needed that.

You'll do great.

Chefist... Go for it.

[chefist]

You'll do great.

Chefist... Go for it.

I left my Surface at work... So no Skype with headset...

I'll be listening though!

[SredniVashtar]

So far it is HedgeHogNorman and StarrMtn. Go for it Cheftist. I still haven't recovered from the beating I took over my show notes.

To be fair, they did come over like a cross between a diary of a madman and a ransom note. But we all enjoyed them immensely.

[SredniVashtar]

I didn't know what a fluffer was either until Brig told me. She's my personal urban dictionary. Ask her what a Snowball and a Dirty Sanchez are too. She's a mine of information. I don't know where she spends her evenings.