The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Inglorious Bitch]

Yes, she managed to hire a brain-damaged gibbon to walk her through the difficult bits and now she's good to go. Even Falkie managed to get it worked out. A man who sticks his glasses to his face with duct tape.

Excuse you. I got a new headset with a proper mic (not an inline one) and I tooled around with the device managers until I got it to work. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

GREAT! GS, SV and IB as co-hosts! And right before Art's big Halloween show! I'M THERE!!!!

Oh crap! The pressure's on. Well, Bateman's show is after MV's and before Art's, so we have a buffer.

[SredniVashtar]

Excuse you. I got a new headset with a proper mic (not an inline one) and I tooled around with the device managers until I got it to work. 

Humble apologies, madam. Even so, I'd be a little wary of accepting that gig at Cape Canaveral just yet.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Oh bless your soft southern cotton socks. Here's a bloke in Hull. Hull the cesspit of Yorkshire. The parody's are plenty and hilarious.

https://youtu.be/r0dcv6GKNNw

I forgot you guys all drive on the wrong side of the street! 

[SredniVashtar]

Oh crap! The pressure's on. Well, Bateman's show is after MV's and before Art's, so we have a buffer.

I was once held for a week, at knife point, by Sweet Kathy. Don't talk to me about pressure. Especially when she was on top!

[GravitySucks]

GREAT! GS, SV and IB as co-hosts! And right before Art's big Halloween show! I'M THERE!!!!

So I have to put up with TWO obnoxious accents.

Damn

When do you let Starr out of the kitty carrier?

[SredniVashtar]

So I have to put up with TWO obnoxious accents.

Damn

When do you let Starr out of the kitty carrier?

Congrats on your first post without a spelling error. I knew we'd get there eventually. I never gave up hope.

As for the remark about accents. I am not saying you sound like a hayseed, but I heard you last week, and there was a distinct aroma of corn stalk and dungarees about your call.

[chefist]

There are serious issues regarding A51D's return from the wilderness AND reported activities that were attempted in the backseat of a Ford Pinto!

[Inglorious Bitch]

So I have to put up with TWO obnoxious accents.

You'll have an easier time understanding the British blokes than me.

[Inglorious Bitch]

There are serious issues regarding A51D's return from the wilderness AND reported activities that were attempted in the backseat of a Ford Pinto!

ALLEGED activities. Do you really think anyone agreed to have sex with Falkie?!

[chefist]

ALLEGED activities. Do you really think anyone agreed to have sex with Falkie?!

Important topics for Friday! Intoxicated minds want to know!

[Yorkshire pud]

ALLEGED activities. Do you really think anyone agreed to have sex with Falkie?!

When you say anyone, do you include those with a pulse?

[Yorkshire pud]

I forgot you guys all drive on the wrong side of the street! 

Don't be silly.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Don't be silly.

[chefist]

When you say anyone, do you include those with a pulse?

Is this a reference to perhaps alleged necrophilia?

[Yorkshire pud]

Is this a reference to perhaps alleged necrophilia?

I was thinking of consenting adults. Senda is a big lad; he's sat on a cat and killed it, so if the female was of slight build, there's every chance that...well just say that her health might go downhill when he's thinking the world has turned purple.

[chefist]

More content for Friday folks!

[starrmtn001]

So I have to put up with TWO obnoxious accents.

Damn

When do you let Starr out of the kitty carrier?

Don't worry Gravity, I haven't backed out.  I'm still in MV.

[Inglorious Bitch]

So I have to put up with TWO obnoxious accents.

Just one obnoxious accent. SV will be on next time, as all host slots are now filled. Hopefully I can also be on again with him next week so that I can hand him his ass. It's just as well he won't be on. All the women of Bellgab would be throwing their knickers at their computers.

[SredniVashtar]

Just one obnoxious accent. SV will be on next time, as all host slots are now filled. Hopefully I can also be on again with him next week so that I can hand him his ass. It's just as well he won't be on. All the women of Bellgab would be throwing their knickers at their computers.

Yes, well, let's see you get on the fucking show first. You have a proud track record of pooch-screwing where that is concerned. And, unless I develop sudden Alzheimer's over the course of the next week, I don't think there will be any ass-handing going on - not from you anyway. I am not saying I wipe the floor with you, but my usual practice is to shove a stick up your arse and use you as a mop on here.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Yes, well, let's see you get on the fucking show first.

Oh, I'll be on. You can count on it. I was just looking forward to giving you a good verbal lashing in person. But I'm happy to wait until next week, assuming (hoping) that I see the call to co host put out in time.

[SredniVashtar]

Oh, I'll be on. You can count on it. I was just looking forward to giving you a good verbal lashing in person. But I'm happy to wait until next week, assuming (hoping) that I see the call to co host put out in time.

I will take any sort of lashing, verbal or otherwise. At least I won't have to get my credit card out for this one.

[MV/Liberace!]

"One dollar to look at it, two dollars to touch it and three dollars to watch me touch it."  That about right?

$4 to just hang out and lovingly stare at one another.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I will take any sort of lashing, verbal or otherwise. At least I won't have to get my credit card out for this one.

You get to save some quid for a rainy day. Lucky you.

[GravitySucks]

Don't worry Gravity, I haven't backed out.  I'm still in MV.

Good Kitty

[GravitySucks]

Congrats on your first post without a spelling error. I knew we'd get there eventually. I never gave up hope.

As for the remark about accents. I am not saying you sound like a hayseed, but I heard you last week, and there was a distinct aroma of corn stalk and dungarees about your call.

Not all accents are obnoxious. I haven't gone double barrel redneck in awhile.

[MV/Liberace!]

Yes, well, let's see you get on the fucking show first. You have a proud track record of pooch-screwing where that is concerned. And, unless I develop sudden Alzheimer's over the course of the next week, I don't think there will be any ass-handing going on - not from you anyway. I am not saying I wipe the floor with you, but my usual practice is to shove a stick up your arse and use you as a mop on here.

reading the exchanges between the two of you has become a favorite evening fireside activity of mine.

[MV/Liberace!]

ok, so, the lineup for friday is inglorious bitch, starrmtn, and gravitysucks.  if anyone drops out, SV is the guy we'll drag on.  do i have this correct?

[Inglorious Bitch]

ok, so, the lineup for friday is inglorious bitch, starrmtn, and gravitysucks.  if anyone drops out, SV is the guy we'll drag on.  do i have this correct?

So far, so good. Let's hope you won't be too sore from your waxing/manscaping appointment. 

[MV/Liberace!]

So far, so good. Let's hope you won't be too sore from your waxing/manscaping appointment. 

i'm actually having pounds of sand removed from my vag.  but you were close.