Art Bell

[ItsOver]

I thought so too.   

Great work, Redacted.  Oh, in your spare time, please put a lot more "Get off my lawn!" signs around the estate of that old dude you work for.  That and maybe some land mines.

[starrmtn001]

I tried to tell you that putting in my prosthetic wouldn't help me see the dart board any better, but you persisted.  In my defense, the lady with the cleavage kept strutting back and forth at the prodding of her friends. The dart didn't actually penetrate the sternum.  The trickle of blood that resulted might have turned PBS on, but it did nothing for me, That limp-wristed technique you taught me for throwing probably saved her life.

I offered to kiss her booboo - the big chap misunderstood and thought I said boobie.  Thanks for getting me out of there before I embarrassed them.  They would have had to tell their mommies that they got their arses thoroughly thrashed by a blind Hayseed.

YES!

[chefist]

Great work, Redacted.  Oh, in your spare time, please put a lot more "Get off my lawn!" signs around the estate of that old dude you work for.  That and maybe some land mines.

Or post signs around the property like:

DANGER: BIOHAZARD!!!

[ItsOver]

Or post signs around the property like:

DANGER: BIOHAZARD!!!

Hehehe.  Maybe lots of scarecrows dressed like Jorch. 

[paladin1991]

I'm at work. Some of us have to. 

You can't listen on your phone at your Fish and Chips push cart?  Just hang it fm a string.

[Yorkshire pud]

You can't listen on your phone at your Fish and Chips push cart?  Just hang it fm a string.

Oh, if only it were possible. I'll look into it.


But....This is revealing 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p039pr7c?intc_type=promo&intc_location=news&intc_campaign=fishandchips&intc_linkname=radio4_fac_audioclip1

[SciFiAuthor]

we discuss the topics... you just need to learn how to Bellgab.  it involves skipping a lot of walls of text, ignoring what you know is BS, and finding those diamonds in the mounds of pooh

+1. Getting a lot harder to do lately, unfortunately.

[Richard Groyper]

+1. Getting a lot harder to do lately, unfortunately.

It's always been up and down. Ah, the charmed life of a gabbling.

[chefist]

+1. Getting a lot harder to do lately, unfortunately.

The vibe was generally more positive on this thread... Not so much anymore...

[Richard Groyper]

The vibe was generally more positive on this thread... Not so much anymore...

Rename this thread - Art Bell (positive comments only) 

[Yorkshire pud]

Rename this thread - Art Bell (positive comments only) 

Be careful what you wish for.

[Richard Groyper]

Be careful what you wish for.

I wish to know Amy Martin intimately...

[PING]

Understood.  It can take quite a while to understand bellgab.  I took the "Quick Initiation" route.  I started on "Falkie Page 1".

After seeing all the hoopla about Falkie I am still befuddled at why? He's basically the John Cena of Bellgab; people either love him or hate him. What makes him such a celebrity on this site?

I tried researching before asking this. I got through about 4 pages of the 900+ Falkie thread & bailed. Three minutes of the first video and I was done as well. A gimpy & morbidly obese shut in with a computer, a webcam & WAY too much time on his hands draws this much attention? Why? Can someone give me Cliff Notes version please?

[Richard Groyper]

After seeing all the hoopla about Falkie I am still befuddled at why? He's basically the John Cena of Bellgab; people either love him or hate him. What makes him such a celebrity on this site?

I tried researching before asking this. I got through about 4 pages of the 900+ Falkie thread & bailed. Three minutes of the first video and I was done as well. A gimpy & morbidly obese shut in with a computer, a webcam & WAY too much time on his hands draws this much attention? Why? Can someone give me Cliff Notes version please?

Falkie is carring out a long piece of performance art - trolling BellGab. And it works like a charm. I don't believe for a second he truly is/behaves, how he presents himself (except being overweight) here or on YouTube. If he isn't bluffing, then he's just kray-kray... Overreacting is the fuel that feeds him. The more posters do this, they are boosting his (BellGab) credibility. Like it or not; it's the truth.

[ItsOver]

After seeing all the hoopla about Falkie I am still befuddled at why? He's basically the John Cena of Bellgab; people either love him or hate him. What makes him such a celebrity on this site?

I tried researching before asking this. I got through about 4 pages of the 900+ Falkie thread & bailed. Three minutes of the first video and I was done as well. A gimpy & morbidly obese shut in with a computer, a webcam & WAY too much time on his hands draws this much attention? Why? Can someone give me Cliff Notes version please?

Beats me.  I guess some folks enjoy messing with some loser worse off than they are.  He doesn't even have a national night time radio show.

[ItsOver]

+1. Getting a lot harder to do lately, unfortunately.

Damn ferners.  MV needs to finish that wall around BellGab and place Paladin on the watchtower with a 50 cal.

[Sandra Kristen]

This thread

[SciFiAuthor]

Beats me.  I guess some folks enjoy messing with some loser worse off than they are.  He doesn't even have a national night time radio show.

What do you suppose Jorch is staring at in that photo? Was Tommy putting on a sock puppet show or something?

[ItsOver]

What do you suppose Jorch is staring at in that photo? Was Tommy putting on a sock puppet show or something?

He's looking in a mirror, thinking "man, do I suck!"

[trostol]

i am disappointed..yesterday when i checked in there was pages and pages i had to wade through..today..just 1..you people are not meeting the standard you set

[Dick Grinder]

What do you suppose Jorch is staring at in that photo? Was Tommy putting on a sock puppet show or something?

He's doing his version of Stern, but with a scantily-clad Linda Moulton Howe.

[Uncle Duke]

Beats me.  I guess some folks enjoy messing with some loser worse off than they are.  He doesn't even have a national night time radio show.

That poster behind George reminds me, you all know John Lennon was killed by Stephen King, right?

[SciFiAuthor]

He's looking in a mirror

"That's uhmazeen! I'm inside a portal!"

[albrecht]

That poster behind George reminds me, you all know John Lennon was killed by Stephen King, right?

Haha. Yes. I haven't heard from that caller on any radio shows in quite sometime....I hope Simon&Schuster has not gotten him.

[bateman]

That poster behind George reminds me, you all know John Lennon was killed by Stephen King, right?

I talked to him years ago when he was managing to get through to Bob Grant every. single. night. In fact, the tactics he used to get on (chat up the screener, have a salient point, stay on long enough that they can't dump you without it being really obvious, and hit hard at the end) were the same ones I employed to get through on Coast. 

[albrecht]

I talked to him years ago when he was managing to get through to Bob Grant every. single. night. In fact, the tactics he used to get on (chat up the screener, have a salient point, stay on long enough that they can't dump you without it being really obvious, and hit hard at the end) were the same ones I employed to get through on Coast. 

Get him as a guest! At least for a short segment. It actually would be pretty funny to hear his whole theory and also what it is like to be on such a mission, dealing with people, how he supports himself, dealings with police and/or SK etc.

[bateman]

Get him as a guest! At least for a short segment. It actually would be pretty funny to hear his whole theory and also what it is like to be on such a mission, dealing with people, how he supports himself, dealings with police and/or SK etc.

I got the distinct impression from talking to him that he's genuinely mentally ill, I feel like it would just fuel the delusion.

[Uncle Duke]

I talked to him years ago when he was managing to get through to Bob Grant every. single. night. In fact, the tactics he used to get on (chat up the screener, have a salient point, stay on long enough that they can't dump you without it being really obvious, and hit hard at the end) were the same ones I employed to get through on Coast. 

Every young man should have a role model.

[ItsOver]

i am disappointed..yesterday when i checked in there was pages and pages i had to wade through..today..just 1..you people are not meeting the standard you set

Art chased the punks off his lawn.

[Richard Groyper]

Art chased the punks off his lawn.

I wonder if he has a lawn? I'm guessing lava rocks or dirt.