Art Bell

[ge30542]

Listening yesterday to an old show where Dr. Loraine Day tells Art that he needs to give up meat, caffeine and cigs.
Art says, "probably not", then tells how as a kid, in order to get dessert, he'd swallow lima beans, whole, with milk. One bean at a time. Very, very funny.

[SredniVashtar]

Ha, yes I know, just having a bit of fun. In my experience most Superbowls are a big let down after the playoffs, like the air got taken out.

Art

I thought I detected a touch of dry humour in your post! Even so, can I regard that as an attempt to troll me, just so I can say that 'I was trolled by Art Bell'?

[chefist]

ART! Great seeing the new staions in AK and VA added! Good job!

[ItsOver]

... In my experience most Superbowls are a big let down after the playoffs, like the air got taken out.

Art

That's for sure.  This year's wasn't bad but I still can't figure Seattle's call for a pass that resulted in that gut-wrenching interception.

[MV/Liberace!]

Art says, "probably not", then tells how as a kid, in order to get dessert, he'd swallow lima beans, whole, with milk. One bean at a time. Very, very funny.

heh heh, smart kid.

lima beans are the worst thing ever.

[paladin1991]

Remember Art, 70 is the new 48. Live long and prosper.
As you can see in my avatar, I'm as old as I feel.

Yeah, the new 48.  That makes you, a little, younger than me.  Revel in it, brother!

[paladin1991]

BellGab will be down for about ten minutes tonight due to a scheduled power system upgrade on the server. The outage should occur somewhere between 1AM and 2AM eastern time.

Well, hell.  Looks like I missed another 'Best Of' moment of Bell Gab.

[paladin1991]

Paladin!?!?  Oh, my!    You *had* him?  And we thought you were straight.

The hood of my black and white, dammit!  Damn you, Sir!  And your read btwn the lines insight!

[paladin1991]

I never thought that about him.

Smooch!

Say, is that the blouse I bought you?

[paladin1991]

Paladin is ghey?? I mean, not that there is anything wrong with that, mind you.

Hey, another don't ask; don't tell success story.

You got a big set of balls for a former altar boy to throw stones, FtF. 

No really, you got a big set of balls, my priest told me so.

[Sumthins Goin On]

heh heh, smart kid.
lima beans are the worst thing ever.

I don't know, I enjoy lima beans with a nice glass of warm Dr. Pepper and a side of sour cream for dippin.

[CornyCrow]

I loves me dem lima beans, but only the large ones.

[coaster]

The hood of my black and white, dammit!  Damn you, Sir!  And your read btwn the lines insight!

you still got them handcuffs, big boy?

[paladin1991]

you still got them handcuffs, big boy?

Yeah, my wife likes me wearing the bracelets.

If I could just remember the safe word...I wouldn't soil so many bedsheetz.

[chinaclipper]

Yeah, my wife likes me wearing the bracelets.

If I could just remember the safe word...I wouldn't soil so many bedsheetz.

popcorn.  popcorn is the safe word.  don't you remember when you told it to me?

[ItsOver]

Uh, oh.  Looks like I walked into the wrong bar again.

[chinaclipper]

how soon we forget.

[coaster]

Our safe word is "gonorrhea"

[serenity]

Yeah, my wife likes me wearing the bracelets.

If I could just remember the safe word...I wouldn't soil so many bedsheetz.

Daddy, stop kidding me. Now is that how gabblings are made?

[Catsmile]

Yeah, my wife likes me wearing the bracelets.

If I could just remember the safe word...I wouldn't soil so many bedsheetz.

Ur not kidding anyone about "accidentally" soiling bedsheets thats a sport too.
Just come out, and enjoy it.

P.S. Buy some rubber sheets and when the water sports, scat urge hits it's much easier to clean up. They're fun for oil play also.

[PathoJen]

Just gonna put this here.

[FortRock]

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THE OREGON HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT BLOWS UP A DEAD, ROTTEN WHALE ON THE BEACH:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAW4mntPM-w

FOR YOUR WEEKEND EDUCATION, THE BEST VIDEO OF THE LAUNCH OF A SATURN-V, WHY DON'T
WE HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM LIKE THIS NOW?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oitgrvhPgI

[PrairieGhost]

Ha, yes I know, just having a bit of fun. In my experience most Superbowls are a big let down after the playoffs, like the air got taken out.

Art

As a long time Patriots fan that hurts sir! That hurts.......

It was funny though. Nice shot!

[starrmtn001]

Ha, yes I know, just having a bit of fun. In my experience most Superbowls are a big let down after the playoffs, like the air got taken out.

Art

Another deflate-gate?  Oh, NOOOO!  LOL.

[BobGrau]

FOR YOUR WEEKEND EDUCATION, THE BEST VIDEO OF THE LAUNCH OF A SATURN-V, WHY DON'T
WE HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM LIKE THIS NOW?

'cuz ICBMs are already as good as they need to be.

[starrmtn001]

Hi Art!
Just came across this Channel on YouTube.  If this is an ART BELL APPROVED channel, I'll post the link.
I'll wait for your reply.  Thank you.

"ART BELL UNIVERSE"

[nextgen.fm]

well hello y'all

[starrmtn001]

well hello y'all

Howdy there Nextgen!

[PathoJen]

well hello y'all

HEY Hey!

[MAX]

Ha, yes I know, just having a bit of fun. In my experience most Superbowls are a big let down after the playoffs, like the air got taken out.

Art

I agree except for the 4 NY giant SB. Speaking of NY we have WABC ,WOR and WFAN , all big but no one answering my emails. Would think WOR would as  most times NY Mets games ,and most anything else ,preempt Dave.  We need Art back  in the big Apple