Art Bell

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Wow!  Art's going to do his first MID broadcast from Aldous, Eyenoeyeno, (Redacted), and zeebo's wedding in Las Vegas!  This gets bigger all the time.

[Heather Wade]

I did like the idea of Art officiating our Vegas wedding though. I know everything's legal in Nevada but not bigamy right? Anyhoo, I'd have to get the other two to divorce me first.   

Alright, I will fess up, it's not you I am after, it's your cool bicycle.

[aldousburbank]

Wow!  Art's going to do his first MID broadcast from Aldous, Eyenoeyeno, (Redacted), and zeebo's wedding in Las Vegas!  This gets bigger all the time.

That's what she...  Oh never freekin mind.

[Étouffée]

it's Big Love in Pahrump!

[aldousburbank]

Alright, I will fess up, it's not you I am after, it's your cool bicycle.

That's cuz you're smart. Brilliant, some would say 

[Heather Wade]

Wow!  Art's going to do his first MID broadcast from Aldous, Eyenoeyeno, (Redacted), and zeebo's wedding in Las Vegas!  This gets bigger all the time.

No.  Eyenoeyeno is the bridesmaid for me, Aldous is the best man for zeebo.  Zeebo & I will be getting married and our honeymoon is the Rush show.  There.  Now you know. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

No.  Eyenoeyeno is the bridesmaid for me, Aldous is the best man for zeebo.  Zeebo & I will be getting married and our honeymoon is the Rush show.  There.  Now you know.

Man, am I embarrassed.  I should know these things always get blown out of proportion.

[chefist]

I really like BellGab...is there a thread for Newbies? Sorry but there is so much inside info it really is hard to enjoy the thread...thanks all!

[Nick el Ass]

it's Big Love in Pahrump!

Things will really be going bump in the Pahrump night.

[jazmunda]

No.  Eyenoeyeno is the bridesmaid for me, Aldous is the best man for zeebo.  Zeebo & I will be getting married and our honeymoon is the Rush show.  There.  Now you know.

I'm so confused. I just want to listen to Art Freaking Bell. Now I have to attend a polygamist beastiality wedding at a Rush show. I can't stand that Limbaugh guy.

[ks3484]

would you have to have a wedding license? if not much easier!

Technically, you can legally get married over the internet.

[aldousburbank]

Thank you eyenoeyeno for stirring the shit so we could blow up this thread. A bit of a palette cleanse to wash away the taste of the thread I'm not naming. July can't get here soon enough!

[Nick el Ass]

I really like BellGab...is there a thread for Newbies? Sorry but there is so much inside info it really is hard to enjoy the thread...thanks all!

In the general thread there is a place to introduce yourself.

[Zenman]

Does a teepee in my garden count? Well it's not so much a teepee but a pink plastic princess castle tent.

Looks a little like my gazebo. No pot smoke coming out of it tho. And it's pink.

[Nick el Ass]

Technically, you can legally get married over the internet.

I'm a ordained minister thanks to the internet(s).

[jazmunda]

I really like BellGab...is there a thread for Newbies? Sorry but there is so much inside info it really is hard to enjoy the thread...thanks all!

PM MV. He will fax you the primer. 

[zeebo]

Wow!  Art's going to do his first MID broadcast from Aldous, Eyenoeyeno, (Redacted), and zeebo's wedding in Las Vegas!  This gets bigger all the time.

Best part is apparently Art's got a very special wedding present for us, something he's been keeping in his freezer "till the world is ready".

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I really like BellGab...is there a thread for Newbies? Sorry but there is so much inside info it really is hard to enjoy the thread...thanks all!

Not much background, really.  zeebo is a squirrel, aldousburbank has recently become Rush's (the band's) number one fan, and he & eyenoeyeno may or may not be together.  I'm not really sure.

[jazmunda]

Best part is apparently Art's got a very special wedding present for us, something he's been keeping in his freezer "till the world is ready".

He keeps his Quija Board story in the freezer?

[Heather Wade]

I'm so confused. I just want to listen to Art Freaking Bell. Now I have to attend a polygamist beastiality wedding at a Rush concert. I can't stand that Limbaugh guy.

You'll receive the itinerary in a moment.  Put money down to buy the ticket for you, I expect you pressed & dressed, for zeebo's sake.  He totally thinks you are going to be there.

[aldousburbank]

Not much background, really.  zeebo is a squirrel, aldousburbank has recently become Rush's (the band's) number one fan, and he & eyenoeyeno may or may not be together.  I'm not really sure.

Oh Eyenoeyeno is together. I'm not

[zeebo]

I really like BellGab...is there a thread for Newbies? Sorry but there is so much inside info it really is hard to enjoy the thread...thanks all!

chefist you rock, didn't you call into the gabcast?  your newbie days are behind you.   

[chefist]

In the general thread there is a place to introduce yourself.

Thanks...did that...no worries...you all have been here a long time...enjoy Art's return! :-)

[jazmunda]

You'll receive the itinerary in a moment.  Put money down to buy the ticket for you, I expect you pressed & dressed, for zeebo's sake.  He totally thinks you are going to be there.

What does one wear to a squirrel's wedding?

Oh this.



Please Art come back and save this thread.

Thanks eyenoeyeno. 

You better love MITD and listen to every minute of it. 

[aldousburbank]

You'll receive the itinerary in a moment.  Put money down to buy the ticket for you, I expect you pressed & dressed, for zeebo's sake.  He totally thinks you are going to be there.

Hey seriously though, we're still going to see Rush, even though our wedding's off cuz of that nutcase Zeebo right? 

[chefist]

chefist you rock, you called into the bellgab, your newbie days are behind you.   

Thanks, Zeebo...it is a fun site...I just don't want to dilute everything you all have been devoted to for so many years...that means a lot! I just listened to Art's show...but everyone here is a TRUE fan...I fnid that impresisvie!

[Nick el Ass]

Thanks...did that...no worries...you all have been here a long time...enjoy Art's return! :-)

I'm relatively new, and only signed up in the early part of 2011. I'm enjoying a whole hell of a lot here on BellGab in fact I quit talking to my own family. 

[Nick el Ass]

Thanks, Zeebo...it is a fun site...I just don't want to dilute everything you all have been devoted to for so many years...that means a lot! I just listened to Art's show...but everyone here is a TRUE fan...I fnid that impresisvie!

You dilute nothing. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride while Art is driving... and it may or may not end up like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8gAtTxWhUY

[Heather Wade]

Thanks, Zeebo...it is a fun site...I just don't want to dilute everything you all have been devoted to for so many years...that means a lot! I just listened to Art's show...but everyone here is a TRUE fan...I find that impressive!

Anyone who listens & enjoys the show is a true Art Bell fan.  See what I did there?   

[chefist]

I'm relatively new, and only signed up in the early part of 2011. I'm enjoying a whole hell of a lot here on BellGab in fact I quit talking to my own family. 

love that...if its a joke of course! but 2011 is 4 years before me! so good on ya mate! in jazmunda speak...