Art Bell

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Flipper!!11!  You're back! 

Should have known you couldn't resist the lure of RCH hair products and the scent of Old Spice.  If only Hoagland knew how long you've admired his sexy coiffure from afar, never daring to dream you might one day approach his throne. 

Hoagland's appearance on Dark Matter was wonderful.  He was as giddy as a school girl, even when Art kept saying (as he usually does), "They look like rocks, Richard.  Rocks." Hoagland reading the text messages he was getting from Dave Noorie during C2C was the best.  Then, when Richard said it was so good to have Art back so that he could finally do an interview with someone who had a brain?  Hahaha.

Then when he was on bateman's show he claimed he didn't want to take sides between Noory & Art.  Yeah right.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Yeah someone mentioned this about post counts a few pages back, and I never really thought about it but realized how true it was.  Makes for a free and open non-hierarchical kind of vibe.  And further I'm so glad we don't have those cheesy titles based on post counts like "Apprentice/Adept/Wizard" or whatever.  (But I am a Jedi, for the record.)

yeah. MV got rid of those some time ago.

[Paradox]

Out looking for Pizza Rolls Punch

I have a few bottles of that left.

[FortRock]

sorry, but i only use the CB radio for scoring poon.

TO MV:

I'VE JUST LEARNED SOMETHING NEW TODAY, I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE INTO
YACHT BUILDING, MAST BUILDING WITH WOODS FROM THE SOUTH PACIFIC
ISLANDS! COOL!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/poon

[MV/Liberace!]

yeah. MV got rid of those some time ago.

probably six years ago.

[MV/Liberace!]

TO MV:

I'VE JUST LEARNED SOMETHING NEW TODAY, I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE INTO
YACHT BUILDING, MAST BUILDING WITH WOODS FROM THE SOUTH PACIFIC
ISLANDS! COOL!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/poon

as long as i'm building something phallic, all is well.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

as long as i'm building something phallic, all is well.

that's some funny junk there.... 

[No Quarter]

that's some funny junk there.... 

males often don't take too kindly to phallic and funny junk used in the same reference...   

[PaulAtreides]

Where did everybody go?

Noory is throwing a big party at Mel's hole.  I guess you missed the email.

[sydtron]

Monty Python - Storytime: http://youtu.be/7MstyFwhLy4

[Sumthins Goin On]

Your paint drips look all the world to me to be dangling peanushes. I am offended and will seek council from the authority on offensive peanushes and am reporting your post.

THE SCORPION ARMY HAS FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING LESS INTERESTING THAN WHAT GEORGE NOORY
HAS ON HIS SHOW! LONG EFFORT WORTH IT!! THIS IS 10 HOURS FROM THE BBC "WATCHING PAINT DRY"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVZr3WbMQ6w

[Nick el Ass]

I do what I'm talking about... I'm a certified internet Forum Moderator.

You are certified alright.

[Paradox]

that's some funny junk there.... 

That's some even funnier junk.

[Heather Wade]

I do what I'm talking about... I'm a certified internet Forum Moderator.

Reported.

[Ms. C]

Reported.

I love you guys and gals!!

P.S. Looking for my invitation to the wedding at the Rush concert

[Heather Wade]

I love you guys and gals!!

P.S. Looking for my invitation to the wedding at the Rush concert

For such a wedding, we would never forget to invite Ms. C.  Your invitation will be arriving in a coded PM shortly. 

[The General]

Noory is throwing a big party at Mel's hole.  I guess you missed the email.

Hopefully at the bottom.

[chefist]

For such a wedding, we would never forget to invite Ms. C.  Your invitation will be arriving in a coded PM shortly.

Going to Rush in Phoenix July 27th...can we have another reception? Celebrities have many!

[aldousburbank]

Going to Rush in Phoenix July 27th...can we have another reception? Celebrities have many!

See you there.

[akwilly]

Art Bell is to radio what Doc Emrick is to the NHL.  go Rangers

[lonevoice]

For such a wedding, we would never forget to invite Ms. C.  Your invitation will be arriving in a coded PM shortly.

If the PM has an audio link, I think I may have gotten it already.  Hope it's okay to post it publicly now?

[Heather Wade]

If the PM has an audio link, I think I may have gotten it already.  Hope it's okay to post it publicly now?

Yep, that's the one, just a matter of decoding it, 'cause no one could understand it as is.   

[PB the Deplorable]

If the PM has an audio link, I think I may have gotten it already.  Hope it's okay to post it publicly now?

I like that little chuckle when he realizes it's time to stop talking

[ks3484]

           



A Picture Can Say 1000 Words...... I wonder how much could Art Bell make signing and sending one of his many books to his program's enthusiasts.

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Perhaps, at some point, Art Bell would be available for a book tour? And if not; he could sign and ship appropriately priced autographed pictures or books or both. This might also be a strategy to raise the necessary capital to buffer his projects future monetary needs.


$19.95 or $14.95
                                                             



                     *******CONTINUE TO CHRONICLE YOUR OBSERVATIONS, ART!!!******

[ks3484]

           



A Picture Can Say 1000 Words...... I wonder how much could Art Bell make signing and sending one of his many books to his program's enthusiasts.

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Perhaps, at some point, Art Bell would be available for a book tour? And if not; he could sign and ship appropriately priced autographed pictures or books or both. This might also be a strategy to raise the necessary capital to buffer his projects future monetary needs.


$19.95 or $14.95
                                                             

                                                  ******CONTINUE TO CHRONICLE YOUR OBSERVATIONS, ART!!!******

What if this was to become a part of an Ad and Awareness Campaign to spawn interest in Art Bell as the person and not just as Art Bell the radio personality,  or as Art Bell the showbiz personality? The campaign's primary directive would be to disseminate the autographed paraphernalia / merchandise of all sorts. It would seem to me that the farther the Art Bell presence emanates; then the more likely it is going to be for Art Bell paraphernalia to sell. It might be the dawning of the Art Bell paraphernalia and souvenir cottage industry.


                                        ******CONTINUE TO CHRONICLE YOUR OBSERVATIONS, ART!!!******               

[Skunk Ape]

           



A Picture Can Say 1000 Words...... I wonder how much could Art Bell make signing and sending one of his many books to his program's enthusiasts.

                                                    ►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄

Perhaps, at some point, Art Bell would be available for a book tour? And if not; he could sign and ship appropriately priced autographed pictures or books or both. This might also be a strategy to raise the necessary capital to buffer his projects future monetary needs.


$19.95 or $14.95
                                                             



                     *******CONTINUE TO CHRONICLE YOUR OBSERVATIONS, ART!!!******

There is currently a "signed copy" of The Art of Talk on eBay, but I'm just not feeling good bidding on it knowing that it wasn't intended for me.  The price isn't even unreasonable, it's just the principle of the thing. I'd rather have something signed knowing it was meant for me when signed.

[ks3484]

There is currently a "signed copy" of The Art of Talk on eBay, but I'm just not feeling good bidding on it knowing that it wasn't intended for me.  The price isn't even unreasonable, it's just the principle of the thing. I'd rather have something signed knowing it was meant for me when signed.

I'd imagine that you would have signed and unsigned merchandise and paraphernalia in your inventory should you take on and become a part of this emerging cottage industry market. I'd suppose that book tours are sometimes a necessary strategy when selling books...I've never heard of anyone doing a magazine tour though.

[Heather Wade]

What if this was to become a part of an Ad and Awareness Campaign to spawn interest in Art Bell as the person and not just as Art Bell the radio personality,  or as Art Bell the showbiz personality? The campaign's primary directive would be to disseminate the autographed paraphernalia / merchandise of all sorts. It would seem to me that the farther the Art Bell presence emanates; then the more likely it is going to be for Art Bell paraphernalia to sell. It might be the dawning of the Art Bell paraphernalia and souvenir cottage industry.


                                        ******CONTINUE TO CHRONICLE YOUR OBSERVATIONS, ART!!!******               

I like your energy.  But, it's Memorabilia not paraphernalia.  Art runs a clean show, sir. 

[Roswells, Art]

I like your energy.  But, it's Memorabilia not paraphernalia.  Art runs a clean show, sir.

Anything can become paraphernalia if you are creative enough.

[Nick el Ass]

What if this was to become a part of an Ad and Awareness Campaign to spawn interest in Art Bell as the person and not just as Art Bell the radio personality,  or as Art Bell the showbiz personality? The campaign's primary directive would be to disseminate the autographed paraphernalia / merchandise of all sorts. It would seem to me that the farther the Art Bell presence emanates; then the more likely it is going to be for Art Bell paraphernalia to sell. It might be the dawning of the Art Bell paraphernalia and souvenir cottage industry.


                                        ******CONTINUE TO CHRONICLE YOUR OBSERVATIONS, ART!!!******               

I hear the word paraphernalia, and immediately think of there being autographed Art Bell roach clips... or something like that.