Art Bell

[VegasI15]

Weren't there hooker ads too?

If I remember correctly it was for a dating website called cougarlife.  Art was getting the same ads that Howard 100 was.  A wee bit of a mistake by SiriusXM.

[ponyboysunset]

If I remember correctly it was for a dating website called cougarlife.  Art was getting the same ads that Howard 100 was.  A wee bit of a mistake by SiriusXM.

Dammit I never get the ads for cougarlife! That would actually be useful  :

[ponyboysunset]

And now for something completely disgusting and vomitus....
Noory in a speedo singing "Hey there lonely girl" on stage.

If I have nightmares I am blaming you!

[munbeam666]

URGENT NEWS BULLETIN, SCORPION ARMY PROPAGANDA MINISTRY

FROM, SCORPION ARMY QUARTERMASTER CORP

DATELINE: WINNEMUCCA, NEVADA 03/12/15 6:36 PM UTC.

SUBJECT: TRAFFIC ALERT

DUE TO ORDERS, FIELD MARSHALL, SCORPION ARMY, ART BELL, THE FOLLOWING TRAFFIC ALERT FOR THE WINNEMUCCA, NEVADA AREA IS POSTED. ALERT ON I-80 AND US-95 BOTH DIRECTIONS, INTENSE TRAFFIC FOR TANKER TRUCK ACTIVITY TRANSPORTING VENOM TO TRAINING BASE WINNEMUCCA. PREPARATIONS MADE FOR A STATE OF HIGH ALERT OF SCORPION ARMY FORCES PREPARING FOR DEPARTURE. IT IS TOO LATE FOR NOORY FORCES SURRENDER, IT'S FIGHT OR DIE!

Go get 'em Ft Rock! Nail him! Unleash the Scorpion Army!
That's what Snoory gets for being a bad Elvis impersonator

[MV/Liberace!]

Pft.  You rigged it to come out the way you wanted it to.  I know you have always been jealous of Brgldfebun.

Hell, people will not trust proprietary software to allow them to vote for the president, but we are to believe that a man with a clear bias would give Brgldfebun a fair vote?  I know when I voted for Brgldfebun it showed up as a vote for Flmjirgindy.  And when I reported it I was promptly ignored.

your complaint has been registered, sir.

[bound4bristol]

Pft.  You rigged it to come out the way you wanted it to.  I know you have always been jealous of Brgldfebun.

Hell, people will not trust proprietary software to allow them to vote for the president, but we are to believe that a man with a clear bias would give Brgldfebun a fair vote?  I know when I voted for Brgldfebun it showed up as a vote for Flmjirgindy.  And when I reported it I was promptly ignored.

So, in effect what you're saying is that you'd like MV to show you the hanging chad...

that Brgldfebun crew is filled with hot heads and sore losers

[Art Bell]

There is room for both Dave and myself and others as well. For the most part I WANT Dave to keep the listener's and callers he has now. I have heard his open lines, I don't want that. A smart show brings smart callers, we had that and given time we will again. If the show is not as big I am good with that, quality not just quantity.

Art

[ManiacMatt]

There is room for both Dave and myself and others as well. For the most part I WANT Dave to keep the listener's and callers he has now. I have heard his open lines, I don't want that. A smart show brings smart callers, we had that and given time we will again. If the show is not as big I am good with that, quality not just quantity.

Art

Amen!  We definitely want Dave to keep his callers! 

[MV/Liberace!]

I have heard his open lines, I don't want that.

Yes.  The change in caller quality after you left Coast was obvious and dramatic.

[ItsOver]

Bill The AAA and his ilk certainly aren't making the grade.  "Birds of a feather..." and C2C is a flock of Dodos.

[paladin1991]

your complaint has been registered, sir....

...and completely disregarded.

Reported. 

[GolfGuy]

There is room for both Dave and myself and others as well. For the most part I WANT Dave to keep the listener's and callers he has now. I have heard his open lines, I don't want that. A smart show brings smart callers, we had that and given time we will again. If the show is not as big I am good with that, quality not just quantity.

Art

Well said Art...

[artfanforever]

Will  Linda Moulton Howe be a regular guest on your new radio program?

[paladin1991]

There is room for both Dave and myself and others as well. For the most part I WANT Dave to keep the listener's and callers he has now. I have heard his open lines, I don't want that. A smart show brings smart callers, we had that and given time we will again. If the show is not as big I am good with that, quality not just quantity.

Art

You continue to reassure us with your posts.  We recognize that out of quality comes greatness.  Not to get all teary eyed and emo-fanboy on you, but we have missed you, bro.  We have endured the mediocrity of the current airwaves for far too long.  And while there may be room for others, it doesn't mean I, we, want to be in the same room with those others.

[HK-50]

There is room for both Dave and myself and others as well. For the most part I WANT Dave to keep the listener's and callers he has now. I have heard his open lines, I don't want that. A smart show brings smart callers, we had that and given time we will again. If the show is not as big I am good with that, quality not just quantity.

Art

Yep; Dave can keep Carnivora and The Numbers Lady; while we travel with you into the unexplored and unexplained.

And there are some tolerable guys out there who aren't just phoning it in; Clyde Lewis for one.

[jazmunda]

There is room for both Dave and myself and others as well. For the most part I WANT Dave to keep the listener's and callers he has now. I have heard his open lines, I don't want that. A smart show brings smart callers, we had that and given time we will again. If the show is not as big I am good with that, quality not just quantity.

Art

So Dave is basically a honeypot. 

[HorrorReporter]

Quite honestly I think the Art base will come back and the Dave base established since about 2004 through current will stay with him. And yes that's fine

[pyewacket]

After being away for 17 days on very sad family affairs, I return to over 200 pages of  this gloriously happy news!! I have no idea what the PMs have been, but what fun! "Jessica" by the Allman Bros has been running through my mind as perfect going-for-a-ride music! Cheers to all!!

I'm sorry about your sad family affairs, Maureen. It's good to see you back here and hope you get caught up with all the latest PMs and Art Bells news. 

[Nick el Ass]

There is room for both Dave and myself and others as well. For the most part I WANT Dave to keep the listener's and callers he has now. I have heard his open lines, I don't want that. A smart show brings smart callers, we had that and given time we will again. If the show is not as big I am good with that, quality not just quantity.

Art

You mean you don't want people on your staff disguised as callers calling in, and constantly reminding you of how great you are like Dave's do... or callers like Annie?!?


/or this one which was posted in the GNS thread.

I love this caller

https://youtu.be/WdiI7UQzvjE

[MV/Liberace!]

I love this caller

https://youtu.be/WdiI7UQzvjE

man.  george just has no idea how to roll with something like that.

[starrmtn001]

There is room for both Dave and myself and others as well. For the most part I WANT Dave to keep the listener's and callers he has now. I have heard his open lines, I don't want that. A smart show brings smart callers, we had that and given time we will again. If the show is not as big I am good with that, quality not just quantity.

Art

We can keep Bateman while Marlyn can continue to catch snoortard off guard. 

[smithy]

Amen!  We definitely want Dave to keep his callers!

Are those real people? I thought they were the studio magicians using their many talents to sob, cry, gush, etc. BTW-- I voted for Brgldfebun. and for The Art Bell Show. Put another test up there (poll) so I can lose again.

[bateman]

man.  george just has no idea how to roll with something like that.

I lost it at 'alright'.

[Heather Wade]

Talk about being out of the loop, I can't wait to hear this.

[Heather Wade]

Yes.  The change in caller quality after you left Coast was obvious and dramatic.

Agreed.  Sad.

[bound4bristol]

man.  george just has no idea how to roll with something like that.

and the saddest thing is that I've heard her call in more than once


what a crack team of call screeners Dave has on staff!

[HK-50]

man.  george just has no idea how to roll with something like that.

His normal M.O. is "I guess they hung up..."

[Nick el Ass]

I lost it at 'alright'.

Not quite McConaugheyesque, but it was close enough.

[rzr1911]

man.  george just has no idea how to roll with something like that.

What would you say to her? What would Art do?

It's actually a great call. More interesting than many other calls, or people wouldn't put it on youtube.
A sad story of childabuse if true, or it's a fake call, but it sounds genuine to me.

[Nick el Ass]

It's actually a great call.