Art Bell

[Eddie Coyle]

Michael Douglas did a better Liberace than Liberace. Who knew, I always thought he was just sophisticated.

   I give the nod to Andrew Robinson's portrayal.

   "I just haven't met the right girl...tee hee"

[Eddie Coyle]

I waived that right so I would not have to sign a pre-nup. I did however sign a crippling 10 year non-compete.

   I have a perpetual can't compete.

[Sumthins Goin On]

And now for something completely disgusting and vomitus....
Noory in a speedo singing "Hey there lonely girl" on stage.

[Surmo]

And I just choose not to compete.  It doesn't even have to be written up.

[MV/Liberace!]

And now for something completely disgusting and vomitus....
Noory in a speedo singing "Hey there lonely girl" on stage.

I want him to sing Brandy! You know, Looking Glass! Ask him to sing Brandyyyyyyyyy.

[lonevoice]

If it wasn't you, I would be offended by the word "even...."

I'm relieved to know that you can accept the charm of my natural offensiveness.  There's so little I can do about it. 

[Sumthins Goin On]

Most humbrle aporogies if image of speedo man with harry lip has caused offence.
Hopefully no one had to reach for a trash can.

My brain is warm and I can't sleep, now that the AC is on the fritz. It's 0200hrs and 96° in the house.

[Surmo]

It's 0200hrs and 96° in the house.

Where do you live?  Hell?

[Sumthins Goin On]

Where do you live?  Hell?

Just about, Floriduh

[WOTR]

The people have spoken.  Flmjirgindy.

Pft.  You rigged it to come out the way you wanted it to.  I know you have always been jealous of Brgldfebun.

Hell, people will not trust proprietary software to allow them to vote for the president, but we are to believe that a man with a clear bias would give Brgldfebun a fair vote?  I know when I voted for Brgldfebun it showed up as a vote for Flmjirgindy.  And when I reported it I was promptly ignored.

[SaucyRossy]

So in the process of editing a trailer I was sent a link to a video that was uploaded six days ago of some one recording a short wave numbers station.

I'm pretty sure this is the first stage of the viral marketing campaign.
http://youtu.be/zaxEIBp4saQ

[Heather Wade]

Pft.  You rigged it to come out the way you wanted it to.  I know you have always been jealous of Brgldfebun.

Hell, people will not trust proprietary software to allow them to vote for the president, but we are to believe that a man with a clear bias would give Brgldfebun a fair vote?  I know when I voted for Brgldfebun it showed up as a vote for Flmjirgindy.  And when I reported it I was promptly ignored.

Reported for Brgldfebun.   

[ManiacMatt]

Brgldfebun will rise again!

[paladin1991]

By the way, everybody... please consider white listing BellGab in your adblocker.  I'd like to show you arab bride ads.

"This is designed to make me money."

Wait.  If we click on the friggin ads, you make money?  Well shit brother.  I suggest that we all click one banner a day.  In a week or so, you might be able to afford a cup of coffee and a danish. 

You're welcome.

[zeebo]

Brgldfebun will rise again!

I'd never expect less from Brgldfebun.  However, remember, Flmjirgindy should never be underestimated.

[paladin1991]

This whole forum is a tease for anyone who is not in the "club"...I used to have fun coming on here and seeing what the latest speculation on Art's return was and sharing in the anticipation with everyone else...now it's just kind of a bummer because certain folks have been given privileged info...and that's cool...but it kind of kills the vibe of the board for anyone outside the "circle of trust" especially when the main topic of discussion can't actually be talked about.

Certainly not a way to motivate people to "on command" participate in a social campaign or to keep visiting the forum...now someone is going to call me a "davebot" or "jorch"....whatever. Just to be clear I think a lot of you guys really deserve to be insiders for the man power and hours you put into promoting Art on the grass roots level. Mv, Jaz, Bateman...but...I'm probably going to be lurking less from now on and until the show kicks off...it just bugs me waaaaay too much....as an adult... to NOT be in the KNOW on Art Bell news....Lol.  Buncha teases! All of you! Lol.

I. AM. NOT. A. TEASE.  *Makes chesticles dance while looking coyly into your eyes*

[Nick el Ass]

Brgldfebun will rise again!

Just like the south, and my dick. Although one of those has yet to happen I have much faith.

[paladin1991]

Just like the south, and my dick. Although one of those has yet to happen I have much faith.

Wait.  The South did rise again?

[WOTR]

Reported for Brgldfebun.   

That's true too.

Brgldfebun will rise again!

No doubt.  If angles came through portals to kick mean babies! I knew Hoffa from my Detroit days... did you?

[Nick el Ass]

Wait.  The South did rise again?

Hahahaha.

[kilowhat]

I just can't wait until July so Art can finally return and do what he does best; keeping all of us night owls on the edge of our seats. Poor old Dave better be taking a good look at his list of fallback options. I hear Totino's has a few positions open.

In the meantime, I'm going to remote view this whole p.m./enigma scenario so I can join the rest of you "enlightened ones".

[Pam J]

happiness is a hot forum.

And a hot forum is cool🐽

[bound4bristol]

2.5.

LOL ultra-micro-floppy

one of the consequences of old age

[Pam J]

جورج Noory ضربات، ولكن كنت أعرف هذا على أي حال.

Dave is from a ALL middle eastern Detroit suburb.

[Pam J]

LOL ultra-micro-floppy

one of the consequences of old age

Bound for Bristol, have you ever gone to Kansas City?  Or might you know the way to San Hose?

[onan]

Brgldfebun will rise again!

Brgldfebun has an agenda.

[bound4bristol]

Bound for Bristol, have you ever gone to Kansas City?  Or might you know the way to San Hose?

I use to work in KC... as a matter of fact

but the only thing I miss about it is the BBQ

[WhiteCrow]

I see ads trying to get me to date a girl just like I am Married to. For those of you in the market you could do a lot worse.

Art

MV is spot on calling me a "Buzz Kill" ....Apparently I need to broaden the scope of my internet shopping, to spice up my dull life.

The ads I see on Bellgab, are from furniture and household decorating websites, that I had previously visited while shopping for crap to stuff in our new house.

[Pam J]

love to hear you talk a lot more about your cats Art, once you're back 🐱

[Pam J]

I use to work in KC... as a matter of fact

but the only thing I miss about it is the BBQ

Which Bristol are u bound for?