Art Bell

[Art_s Farts]

We got good news today, I am afraid I still can not talk about it, but it is good.

Art

You saved a lot of money on car insurance?

[aldousburbank]

We got good news today, I am afraid I still can not talk about it, but it is good.

Art

Am I going to be an uncle again?

[Heather Wade]

Art

Thank you for letting us know.  "Good news" is good enough for me.   

[morgana213]

We got good news today, I am afraid I still can not talk about it, but it is good.

Art

This!   

[Mind Flayer Monk]

[rzr1911]

https://youtu.be/Fxa3J--g0hc
possible intro music for Art Bell
It's nice instrumental club music - Saki Kaskas - Callista - good to talk over.
It has been used in the SciFi game Trilogy 'Mass Effect' in a Club (that's why there's skimpy alien chicks dancing on the picture).
I think it's pretty cool, and somewhat in the tradition of Giorgo Moroder stuff, but more modern.

[pyewacket]

We got good news today, I am afraid I still can not talk about it, but it is good.

Art

Whoot!

[phrodo]

Reported for teasing. 

At least he's not a cock teaser at Roosterama .. they get those things really mad.

[nooryisawesome]

We got good news today, I am afraid I still can not talk about it, but it is good.

Art

Sounds like you need to start planning you and your families trip to Manila. The last thing any man needs is a unhappy wife.  Glad to see things are progressing.

[Daggit]

We got good news today, I am afraid I still can not talk about it, but it is good.

Art

Thanks for sharing that happy times are here again.

[Daggit]

Sounds like you need to start planning you and your families trip to Manila. The last thing any man needs is a unhappy wife.  Glad to see things are progressing.

My life's motto. Happy wife, happy life.

[HK-50]

We got good news today, I am afraid I still can not talk about it, but it is good.

Art

[VegasI15]

We got good news today, I am afraid I still can not talk about it, but it is good.

Art

Very cool.  BTW Dave still stucks.

[Mel(apostrophe)s Hole]

Okay, I'm probably just tired after a long day but, Art, when you mentioned ?@6$$(,;;!khcyoxhx xzx!,)@,"$!,,@):, were you referring to cchccyzxx$?' or am I totally off base here?  Did anyone else read it that way?

If so, 
Can't wait!

[Danger!UFO]

We got good news today, I am afraid I still can not talk about it, but it is good.

Art

Fantastic, Art! Steady as she goes!

[Heather Wade]

Okay, I'm probably just tired after a long day but, Art, when you mentioned ?@6$$(,;;!khcyoxhx xzx!,)@,"$!,,@):, were you referring to cchccyzxx$?' or am I totally off base here?  Did anyone else read it that way?

If so, 
Can't wait!

Yeah.  You may be tired, but you're on point with that one.

[Mel(apostrophe)s Hole]

Awesome! Was thinking I was just connecting wishful dots, but if that's what he meant.... It's gonna be good!

[popple]

Good to hear there is good news.

[UnscreenedCaller]

You saved a lot of money on car insurance?

Someone had to say it. 

[Danger!UFO]

Such good news got me thinking about another Desert song. We can't forget Maria Muldaur
Art's original bumper music is trusted and true.

Midnight at the oasis
Send your camel to bed
Shadows painting our faces
Traces of romance in our heads
Heaven's holding a half-moon
Shining just for us
Let's slip off to a sand dune, real soon
And kick up a little dust
Come on, Cactus is our friend
He'll point out the way
Come on, till the evening ends
Till the evening ends
You don't have to answer
There's no need to speak
I'll be your belly dancer, prancer
And you can be my sheik

I know your Daddy's a sultan
A nomad known to all
With fifty girls to attend him, they all send him
Jump at his beck and call
But you won't need no harem, honey
When I'm by your side
And you won't need no camel, no no
When I take you for a ride
Come on, Cactus is our friend
He'll point out the way
Come on, till the evening ends
Till the evening ends
Midnight at the oasis
Send your camel to bed
Got shadows painting our faces
And traces of romance in our heads
Songwriters: NICHTERN, DAVID
Midnight At The Oasis lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

[MV/Liberace!]

I have been led to believe that if you PM MV he will mail you a copy of the message on an 8 inch floppy.

This is correct, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for your patronage.

[MV/Liberace!]

By the way, everybody... please consider white listing BellGab in your adblocker.  I'd like to show you arab bride ads.

"This is designed to make me money."

[wr250]

This is correct, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for your patronage.

i dont want mv's 8" floppy

[MV/Liberace!]

We got good news today, I am afraid I still can not talk about it, but it is good.

Art

decoder ring ready...

[jazmunda]

i dont want mv's 8" floppy

I'm sure MV is probably closer to a 3.5".

Does storage size matter?

[MV/Liberace!]

when i saw this, for three seconds i thought it said Gnoory.

[MV/Liberace!]

I'm sure MV is probably closer to a 3.5".

Does storage size matter?

2.5.

[HK-50]

when i saw this, for three seconds i thought it said Gnoory.

Dave's wavelength of suck is affecting our minds and vision...

[ItsOver]

when i saw this, for three seconds i thought it said Gnoory.

I haven't been able to look at koalas quite the same.

[VegasI15]

By the way, everybody... please consider white listing BellGab in your adblocker.  I'd like to show you arab bride ads.

"This is designed to make me money."

You mean scary ads like this? 

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