Art Bell

[Richard Groyper]

I hope this is 100% a joke. I realize the Falkie thing was, but I hope Art is not hinting at problems in negotiations with the bumper music.

Art seemed pretty playful with that gem. Who knows. I hope this doesn't mean anything negative. I think he will let us know if something big happens either way.

[Falkie2013]

This music thing may never work out so I have decided to hire Falkie who will simply sing my bumpers on request.

Art

As I have played dancing queen about a million times on my Imac, I think I could lead the Art Bell flash mob in the chorus. We could all mob just outside Noory's studio on the night of Art's first broadcast. I know all the lyrics by heart.
Who's willing to show up in Sherman Oaks ?
I'll even go so far as to dance and maybe even do it in drag as the Dancing Queen for the sake of ART and for Art's sake.
Kathy hates the song which is a huge reason why I play it. Such a traitorous bitch she is, to disrespect our King.
But in all seriousness, I really love the song. I'd never even heard of Abba until I started listening to Art.

[Richard Groyper]

Sure lezbefriends.

I'm R2D2 and you can be C-3PO.

[Richard Groyper]

AsI have played dancing queen about a million times on my Imac, I think I could lead the Art Bell flash mob in the chorus. We could all mob just outside Noory's studio on the night of Art's first broadcast. I know all the lyrics by heart.
Who's willing to show up in Sherman Oaks ?

+1

[Falkie2013]

+1

I wonder if we could have some people show up dressed like Art and others dressed like Noory and a 3rd group as The Dancing Queen.
Maybe give a prize for the best AB, Noory and Dancing Queen imitator.
We might even change the lyrics so one one chorus says :

" ohhhhh. See that guy. Watch that scene. Hearing the sucking King ! "

I can't do it on you tube but I will do it in my next podcast.
Anything for my King of the Desert.
< bows >

[jazmunda]

I'm R2D2 and you can be C-3PO.

Wait, C-3PO is too effeminate for me. You can be Ernie and I'll be Bert. No issues there. Just two best buddies.

[jazmunda]

I'd never even heard of Abba until I started listening to Art.

Reported.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

...
I'll even go so far as to dance and maybe even do it in drag as the Dancing Queen for the sake of ART and for Art's sake.
...

Let's not get carried away.  However you live your personal life is fine but you should probably keep that behind closed doors.

[Richard Groyper]

Wait, C-3PO is too effeminate for me. You can be Ernie and I'll be Bert. No issues there. Just two best buddies.

We're the two best friends that anyone could have. 1st mission, we got to ween the fucking cookie monster off those crack cookies!

[Falkie2013]

Let's not get carried away.  However you live your personal life is fine but you should probably keep that behind closed doors.

Art can joke but I make a tiny joke and ...

Perhaps you'd prefer me as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz ?
With a cat this time instead of a dog.

[Falkie2013]

We're the two best friends that anyone could have. 1st mission, we got to ween the fucking cookie monster off those crack cookies!

Sesame Street did that a long time ago. They made him eat veggies. It was never quite the same.

I just tried to sing the song & as I suspected I can't hit high notes without my voice cracking,. But if I tone it down to a  baritone  [ ?  ] ( I'm not sure what type of singer I'd be in that respect), I can and did get through the whole song. Hell, I'll give it my all.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Art can joke but I make a tiny joke and ...

Perhaps you'd prefer me as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz ?
With a cat this time instead of a dog.

Dorothy?... Sure, Dorothy would be okay.

[Richard Groyper]

Sesame Street did that a long time ago. They made him eat veggies. It was never quite the same.

I just tried to sing the song & as I suspected I can't hit high notes without my voice cracking,. But if I tone it down to a  baritone  [ ?  ] ( I'm not sure what type of singer I'd be in that respect), I can and did get through the whole song. Hell, I'll give it my all.

I have a deep voice. I can't sing. Singing career over.

Falkie, you can do it! Flex those pipes brother. Your Art's only hope...

[Falkie2013]

I have a deep voice. I can't sing. Singing career over.

Falkie, you can do it! Flex those pipes brother. Your Art's only hope...

I just tried to sing Waterloo. It's easier to sing so I'm going to go for both.
Probably will make Art retire for good. 😉😀😱

[Richard Groyper]

I just tried to sing Waterloo. It's easier to sing so I'm going to go for both.
Probably will make Art retire for good. 😉😀😱

Never! The Kingdom of Nye will only grow stronger.

[Chaim]

uh, shouldn't you be doing something creative, like researching your next guest? Nevermind, I was confusing you with a professional.

why should I do that? I'm sure you know they're all just making shit up, or copying shit others made up. Best to improvise.

[Chaim]

Get lost Davebot.

I suspect you might be a little bit of a Jew hater, and just pretend to think I am a davebot as your excuse.

[BobGrau]

It's like if Wolfman Jack tried to do a paranormal show.

Is that a young George Knapp?

[SnapT]

I just tried to sing Waterloo. It's easier to sing so I'm going to go for both.
Probably will make Art retire for good. 😉😀😱

Anybody else listening to Noory right now?  HE JUST PLAYED "WATERLOO."

(Hi, Dave!)

[Chaim]

Anybody else listening to Noory right now?  HE JUST PLAYED "WATERLOO."

(Hi, Dave!)

I'm sure that was the spiritual connection from this forum directly into Noory's brain. He is a highly sensitive and emotional man.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Twenty years ago my girlfriend and I were having a huge fight in the car on the 160 driving through Durango, Colorado. Art played "Waterloo" on one of his bumpers. I looked at my girlfriend and sang the "Waterloo, knowing my fate is to be with you" part. And everything was ok.

Fucking Art Bell.

[popple]

That's beautiful, Monk

[Nick el Ass]

Anybody else listening to Noory right now?  HE JUST PLAYED "WATERLOO."

(Hi, Dave!)

Might I add that he sucks too. The rats we had for dinner tonight are the tastiest I have ever had, mmmmmm.

[Falkie2013]

Twenty years ago my girlfriend and I were having a huge fight in the car on the 160 driving through Durango, Colorado. Art played "Waterloo" on one of his bumpers. I looked at my girlfriend and sang the "Waterloo, knowing my fate is to be with you" part. And everything was ok.

Fucking Art Bell.

Art's influence is everywhere. That's why he will never be truly defeated as he's in the minds of all.
Except the Davebots.

I will do the song in the morning. Already have an alternate lyric or two and a 3rd non Abba song.
And Betty Boop the cat is finally coming here as well so you can all see my former little girl cat.

[elbee]

Ive juat had the most splendid idea! If Art tries to worm his way out of doing the new show, I shall go rouge. Ill kidnap Art AND Noory and take them to the Hawaii studio (if it exists) and force them to co host a new show.

Ill call it, The Art of Toupe

That sounds like a pretty raw deal to me Mr Bell, better get cracking.

Fuck Falkie

Fuck Noory

And fuck Tommy

[Falkie2013]

Ive juat had the most splendid idea! If Art tries to worm his way out of doing the new show, I shall go rouge. Ill kidnap Art AND Noory and take them to the Hawaii studio (if it exists) and force them to co host a new show.

Ill call it, The Art of Toupe

That sounds like a pretty raw deal to me Mr Bell, better get cracking.

Fuck Falkie

Fuck Noory

And fuck Tommy

And to think Art thinks we're just VAGUELY lovable ?

[onan]

the introduction of pharmaceutical "poop pills". 

[onan]

In Leslie Nielsen's defense, he did play a good bad guy in Creepshow.

[Falkie2013]

I have a deep voice. I can't sing. Singing career over.

Falkie, you can do it! Flex those pipes brother. Your Art's only hope...

Coming soon.

The Falkie Songbook.

[wr250]

Don't be so paranoid. I'm not Dave, I'm George.

way to go nooron.