Art Bell

[MV/Liberace!]

Davebots!

Classic.

July can't come soon enough.

It's so awesome to know Art is familiar with the "Dave" reference.

[b_dubb]

Asshattery is afoot, sports fans.

This cracked me up. LOL'ed hard at this.

[Heather Wade]

It's so awesome to know Art is familiar with the "Dave" reference.

Bet he had a great laugh over that one. 

[jazmunda]

It's so awesome to know Art is familiar with the "Dave" reference.

I know right. There is something special about the fact that a BellGab in joke is being repeated by the man that BellGab is there to praise.

The only thing that could top it is if George signs off tomorrow night as Dave Norrie. I'll never know though. Tree falling in the woods and all that.

Bless the low level program manager at the low watt station that gave us the gift that keeps on giving.

[popple]

I'm surprised Jorch went with Gnoory over Dave.

[Catsmile]

Asshattery is afoot, sports fans.

Simple ad hominem? Bit vague.
I'll assume you meant me. I'll take it, as I've earned it.
Just like a prize fighter, or a guitar craving a knee would say. Bout time! 

[lonevoice]

I'm surprised Jorch went with Gnoory over Dave.

Remember this one?



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[PB the Deplorable]

... Art's awareness of BellGab culture is a beautiful thing...

BBQ at Art's.

Bring your own rat

[lonevoice]

BBQ at Art's.

Bring your own rat

PremRat roasted on a spit and basted to a perfect turn...at midnight in the desert.  Yummy!

[Heather Wade]

PremRat roasted on a spit and basted to a perfect turn...at midnight in the desert.  Yummy!

   Great to see you lonevoice!

[PB the Deplorable]

PremRat roasted on a spit and basted to a perfect turn...at midnight in the desert.  Yummy!

Hi LV !

Last week George reportedly informed his listeners there are haters out there, and they eat rats for dinner..

[Nick el Ass]

It sure is easy to spot the Davebots! I don't care if people never send in a few bucks, it will be FREE for all so feel free to wait forever if you wish.
Art

Davebots, hahaha. There is nothing more to say here aside from how I can't wait until the month of July because there will be some epic fireworks with enough drink, and rats for all.

[FightTheFuture]

BBQ at Art's.

Bring your own rat

You know, you say that in jest, but wouldn`t it be kind of fun to have a little get-together out in Art`s neck of the woods? Say after he get`s things rolling for awhile, organize a big welcome back schmooze fest for all us Bellgabbers and family members, out in ol`panoramic Pahrrump. One of the local casinos would be happy to have us, I`m sure. Maybe even get the man himself, to come on out and hoist a couple with the fans.

[lonevoice]

   Great to see you lonevoice!

Thank you, [Redacted].  I heard that you've got a new co-hosting gig on the gabcast.  Congrats to you!

Hi LV !

Last week George reportedly informed his listeners there are haters out there, and they eat rats for dinner..

Paper*Boy!  Hi!  That sounds like a Jorch's Eyepad just waiting to hapeen. 

[zeebo]

Davebots ... on the cutting edge of A.I. (Artificial Ineptitude).

[MV/Liberace!]

Meh.

I want Art Bell to install a mobile broadcast studio in his RV.  Then I want him to park it in my driveway and broadcast from there to make sure I get good reception.  I want him to change the name of the show to  'Art Bell's Gray Matter for Lonevoice'.  I want final approval of all guests and I want to choose the bumper music.  I want Art to do all the commercial voiceovers, but only 3 minutes per hour, and only for products I'm considering buying and interested in his opinion about.  I want every show to have the Lonevoice Only call-in line.  I want Keith to install a fast blast app on Art's computer that's for my personal use alone.  Speaking of Keith, I want him to make house calls to be certain all my internet devices have the latest software and firmware upgrades installed at all times.  I want Art to guarantee me that his ratings will smash, that C2C will die, and that his closing words every night will be "Dave Noorie Sucks."   I want Art to have a forum attached to his website, and when you click on the hyperlink it goes to BellGab.com, where all prospective new members require my permission to join.  If anyone harshes my buzz, I will ban them. 

Finally, if, and only if, all of my conditions are met, I will allow Art to pay for my lifetime subscription to SiriusXM because there's no way I'm going to pay to listen to radio.   

I say again, probably my all time favorite BellGab post.  I just remember this explosion of tears and gut laughter when I read it.

[nextgen.fm]

I'll just be using a CD ROM of Art's old website, thank you very much.

Tim And Eric - The Innernette Segment

ugh...that was good, laughed my ass off at the internet worm sound and how he threw disc into the drive!!
Hey everyone and hello Art!!

dAVeBOTS! you're killing me lol

[WOTR]

The only thing that could top it is if George signs off tomorrow night as Dave Norrie. I'll never know though. Tree falling in the woods and all that.

Bless the low level program manager at the low watt station that gave us the gift that keeps on giving.

Oh, you would know.  This place would explode and the audio clip would be plastered all over the place.


With that said, somebody should really send that manager flowers for valentines day...

[Catsmile]

Paper*Boy!  Hi!  That sounds like a Jorch's Eyepad just waiting to hapeen. 

I'll just leave this here.

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,3422.msg336982.html#msg336982

[zeebo]

Thank you, [Redacted].  I heard that you've got a new co-hosting gig on the gabcast.  Congrats to you!

(Redacted)'s star is rising, but she's keeping it real.  Still mingling with us common folk.   

[Heather Wade]

You know, you say that in jest, but wouldn`t it be kind of fun to have a little get-together out in Art`s neck of the woods? Say after he get`s things rolling for awhile, organize a big welcome back schmooze fest for all us Bellgabbers and family members, out in ol`panoramic Pahrrump. One of the local casinos would be happy to have us, I`m sure. Maybe even get the man himself, to come on out and hoist a couple with the fans.

An Art Bell convention.   

[FightTheFuture]

An Art Bell convention.   

I say, stranger things have happened. We should give it a whirl.

[nooryisawesome]

It sure is easy to spot the Davebots! I don't care if people never send in a few bucks, it will be FREE for all so feel free to wait forever if you wish.
Art

A lot of us want to support the show anyway we can.

[Never2Late]

Hi all,
I've been lurking around this forum for quite some time now. I came across it one night (a few years ago maybe?) after googling "george noory sucks" during an especially exasperating episode of C2C.  I just knew I couldn't be the only one. 
I must say, reading Art's post about returning to the airwaves (so to speak) gave me the chills, and I have to admit that even my eyes were threatening wet weather. So many amazing things come and go from this life, and it's such a rare and utterly miraculous occurrence when one of them actually comes back. It's like that dream where you find yourself back in your childhood surroundings that, if lucid enough, flies in the face of "you can never go home again".  Except this time, for however long, we get to again take up residence.  So welcome home, Art!  This is gonna be a blast.  And I, for one, can't wait.

[Delphi]

Hi all,
I've been lurking around this forum for quite some time now. I came across it one night (a few years ago maybe?) after googling "george noory sucks" during an especially exasperating episode of C2C.  I just knew I couldn't be the only one. 
I must say, reading Art's post about returning to the airwaves (so to speak) gave me the chills, and I have to admit that even my eyes were threatening wet weather. So many amazing things come and go from this life, and it's such a rare and utterly miraculous occurrence when one of them actually comes back. It's like that dream where you find yourself back in your childhood surroundings that, if lucid enough, flies in the face of "you can never go home again".  Except this time, for however long, we get to again take up residence.  So welcome home, Art!  This is gonna be a blast.  And I, for one, can't wait.

Welcome grasshopper

[cweb]

Guys, I hear you get the stream FASTER if you delete System32.exe from your computer. But I'm having trouble finding the gosh-darn anykey.

I'll call Geeksquad.

[Cynnie]

An Art Bell convention.   

I'm in !!

[littlechris]

An Art Bell convention.   

Where would the convention be? I'm assuming Las Vegas??

[FightTheFuture]

Where would the convention be? I'm assuming Las Vegas??

Pahhhhhhhhrrrump.

[littlechris]

Yeah, I guess I'll go. I assume this event will be in 2016? Summer time??