Art Bell

[Silent]

i keep returning to this thread to see FR's response.  nada.

Maybe his exclamation mark button is broken.

[b_dubb]

it's been strange watching someone who seemed like a relatively 'normal' participant slowly melt down into a puddle of goop. farcical. nonsensical.  goop.

[anagrammy]

the theme song for a certain (and maybe now past) coastgab contributor

The Castaways - Liar, Liar (lyrics)

Oh, oh~  rockin' here, waving arms, laughing, dabbing eyes...

Now, back to business.  To All You Fort Rock Deniers--
You Have to Admit and Give Credit to Frto Rock that Desptie the frequent transpositions and midsentence capitals, and despite the back-slapping exclamation point after every sentence, Dr. Rock kept this entertaining thread going long after it would have colalpsed.

That being said, ahem, who will take up the charge?  Who is the next up with an inside connection.  I seem to remember Agent Orange said he had the REAL connection.  Now that the decks have been cleared of shenanigans, what have we got from all this that's real at this point?

Anagrammy

PS. It's ok, Fort Rock, you know you can just pick another name and avatar and rejoin us anytime--only don't blow your cover, use spellcheck and lay off the !'s.

[MV/Liberace!]

use spellcheck and lay off the !'s.

and the

[The General]

To All You Fort Rock Deniers--
You Have to Admit and Give Credit to Frto Rock that Desptie the frequent transpositions and midsentence capitals, and despite the back-slapping exclamation point after every sentence, Dr. Rock kept this entertaining thread going long after it would have colalpsed.

Yes, but if he kept the thread going with a deliberate lie, for attention, to me that's worse than name calling or trolling or any other intolerable horse-shit that people do on forums. 

[jinwicked]

That is either the most inept trolling I have ever seen, or dude is smart as a sack of doorknobs.

Come to think of it I suppose those are not mutually exclusive.

[YNOT]

From Guildnavigator

I beg to differ. This screenshot is from 12/20/2012, I sent a pissed off email to coasttocoastam.com that included this screenshot as soon as the name was removed. It has since been put back into the drop-down menu depicted below.

Thanks, Guildnavigator. I stand corrected.  I just assumed I would have noticed.  I was off from work for most of December and didn't listen to Coast for most of that time, so maybe I just missed it and started listening again when it was back on.. Do you have any idea when they put his name back on the show search drop down?  I tend to only look for Knapp or Art. Maybe I just used the "Somewhere in Time" and didn't pay attention.

[Silent]

Do you have any idea when they put his name back on the show search drop down?  I tend to only look for Knapp or Art. Maybe I just used the "Somewhere in Time" and didn't pay attention.

I noticed it back on the dropdown list maybe 3 or 4 weeks ago.

[MV/Liberace!]

Yes, but if he kept the thread going with a deliberate lie, for attention, to me that's worse than name calling or trolling or any other intolerable horse-shit that people do on forums. 

if a child pulled such a stunt, i'd just say, "hey, dumbass... wtf.  stop being a needy douche."  but a 50-something man engaging in this behavior?  el-creeparino.  i think he actually believes himself... which is why i'm not angry about the whole thing.  rather, i pity him.  there but for the grace of god...

[DoYouThinkItWasAngels]

He really believes he's in contact with Whitley Strieber?

[The General]

He really believes he's in contact with Whitley Strieber?

Maybe we found out who's been abducting Whitley all these years.

[IU Jacob]

This all seems awfully familiar.
The spill of information, the cover-ups, then people making him out to be insane...

Obviously Fort Rock is this generations Bob Lazar.

[haloedorchid]

Oh my God, this thread has me in tears.

I think if Fort Rock responds to everyone's accusations, especially Michael V.'s confron, he will just say his identity is being protected or something. But he has likely just quietly bowed out, never to be heard from again.

[11angeleyes11]

Psst. . .just leaked from my sources in Manilla. .

Fort Rock is actually Art Bell in deep, dark black ops witness protection mode.

Ya . . . never know!

[anagrammy]

Oh my God, this thread has me in tears.

I think if Fort Rock responds to everyone's accusations, especially Michael V.'s confron, he will just say his identity is being protected or something. But he has likely just quietly bowed out, never to be heard from again.

OR...he has been silenced by the very sources he struggled to protect!  When his thinly veiled cover was blown publicly by Michael V., those who were watching him gave the nod... and he disappeared!  JUST LIKE THE MICROBIOLOGISTS.  One by one, those who have inside information are vanishing.  It's so-called heart attacks, airplane crashes, you fire up your computer and -- they're missing!  Who is the cabal behind the silence?  Who is threatening people who dare to come forward with the Truth...

Anagrammy

[guildnavigator]

to clarify something, I don't know about all of that other shit, but I actually contacted the Santa Barbara Olive Oil Company... my contacts are real.


pizza punch, out.

[DoYouThinkItWasAngels]

Sinister powers are at work.  Who silenced Whitley Strieber, scaring him into denying knowledge of his own reporter?  It's clear that the Evil Forces of Noory will stop at nothing! Maybe Michael's e-mail was intercepted by one of George's Trojan viruses!! Whitney never got it, it was answered by George Noory!!      I believe you, Fort Rock!!!


Fort Rock
Last Active:   Yesterday at 08:29:42 PM

They must have gotten to him in his own house! They charged in with guns drawn and kidnapped him before he was ABLE TO EXPLAIN!!!!!!!!

[Merchant Gal]

Maybe we found out who's been abducting Whitley all these years.

This gave me a much-needed ROFLMAO.  Thanks, General.

[RealCool Daddio]

Maybe we found out who's been abducting Whitley all these years.

Yes! Yes!  Thank you General, I have been looking for the last piece of the puzzle.  This is going to get heavy, so only long time listeners of Art need apply.

We all know from C2C that Whitley's abductions had a strong sexual element to them.  He thought things were harvested by the visitors - reproductive things.  His theory, and this is widely held in some corners of ufology, is that the Greys were a race who's DNA had decayed, was non-viable.  They needed DNA from humans to keep their species going.

We now know that Whitley was never abducted by aliens, as the General has rightly determined that Fort Rock is in fact a cyber-stalker, and also Whitley's abductor.

Except, we also know that Fort Rock had recently, on this forum, declared his need to procreate.  Preferably, in the Phillipines, with a young gal.  So maybe Whitley was right! He was being abducted, and his sexual product was being harvested!

By FORT ROCK!!!!

Fort Rock is in fact an alien.  He has been harvesting Whitley's man seed, so that he can perpetuate his species.  The race that Fort Rock is a member of no longer has viable DNA.  As such they have not procreated in eons, and through evolution, their sexual organs are practically non existent (this is the root of Fort Rock's problem succeeding with Earth women).

Fort Rock has not disappeared.  He has simply gone to the Phillipines to impreganate a young woman with Whitley's juice.

[haloedorchid]

I love the amount of hubris it takes for someone to assume aliens are after their DNA. Like they are the ultimate specimen of human. The aliens pass up the likes of Hugh Jackman/George Clooney/Gerard Butler/whoever else is the super hot hottie of the moment, yet they can't wait to scoop up the mansludge of Whitley Strieber.


It's either that or they're masquerading a desire to be anally penetrated, under the guise of abduction and non-consent.

[MV/Liberace!]

Fort Rock has not disappeared.  He has simply gone to the Phillipines to impreganate a young woman with Whitley's juice.

imagine reading ONLY this sentence and trying to imagine what preceded it.

[RealCool Daddio]

imagine reading ONLY this sentence and trying to imagine what preceded it.

That is the beauty of CoastGab.  It is so meta.

[lasertron]

You guys are just creaming your pants at the outing of a troll. Welcome to the Internet everyone.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

You guys are just creaming your pants at the outing of a troll. Welcome to the Internet everyone.

well... not just..

[Weirdoradio]

Well, I for one never believed the dude... He did not even understand how Facebook worked.

[YNOT]

The last several posts have been funnier than hell.  For now this thread has become a kind of replacement for CtoC for me....
Far more interesting than the shit Noory is peddling...

[awguy]

    It betrays the laziness of that organization. Personally, I wish they'd concentrate on 1994-1996 programs-(because they are not played all that often), but it always seems to be the same type of shows from the years 1997,1999 or 2001 in particular.

   It must be considered that the same people who give us Noory on a nightly basis, are also choosing these editions of "Somewhere in Time"...so these clowns lack the ability to judge a great program from a so so one.

Yeah totally and the "Classic" shows that they offer streamlink members suck too. They used to upload shows from 10-15 years ago. Now, they just re-activate a link on the website for an audio file that's been there the whole time. Note to premiere: just because something has fallen out of the three year archive, doesn't automatically make it "Classic".

[anagrammy]

The last several posts have been funnier than hell.  For now this thread has become a kind of replacement for CtoC for me....
Far more interesting than the shit Noory is peddling...

Absolutely, YNOT!  My entire modus operandi is shifting -- I'm listening to George now for two reasons- to catch and publicize his unfucking believable gaffes and inattention, and also to keep up with the injokes at CoastGab.  How else could I ever understand and have been laughing all day over the suggestion that FortRock has gone to the Philippines with Whitley Streiber's abducted manseed!

The alternative?  A show where the guest says, with a straight face apparently, "I no longer use the word 'demon' George (because it enrages/empowers them?), I say 'negative entities.' 

Noory:  And why is that?
Guest:  Because two of my staff were injured (when they took to quickly jumping into a haunted room to take a photo and jump out again before the demons got them). 

The attribution of injuries to the speaking of the word "demon" instead of the more sane idea that the crazy jumping did it, is beyond me.  And of course, Noory didn't challenge this. 

In closing, I'd like to report that demons hyperextended my knee yesterday when I was pushing my grandchildren on the park swings.  Yep, it was a paranormal experience and look!  I have a brace on my knee as proof!

Anagrammy

[b_dubb]

i'll miss Fort Rock's giant pumpkin head and his brown plastic eyeglass frames from the late 70's early 80's.  not really

[The General]

Have fun in the Philippines, Fort Rock.  Look up Art while you're over there.  Actually, don't.