George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[mombird3]

My facebook has the Coast 2 Coast news saying that George Noory has some new guests to be in the next months shows. Sounds like maybe they are reading the posts on FB about lack of guests.
On George and his diction, I would wonder how he ever passed his courses in college when he said he studied communications.

[Juan]

George at the end of the show - "Febuairy"
My local announcer two minutes later - "Febawary"

[somatichypermutation]

LMH did most of the show last night, she was the tacit host and interviewer, not George.  Can you imagine Rush or Savage or Hannity giving up their show for a day to allow some guest to act as host? NEVER! 

George sucks, even he knows it.

[soulburner]

Hi, this is my first post on these forums. I found this site after I started downloading old C2C shows because I love to listen some good talk radio when going to sleep. We used to have a good talk radio in Poland but I guess this format wasn't really understood here.

Anyway, I think I first found out about Coast to Coast AM while playing the computer game Prey, where Art Bell was heard at some points during the game. Then I found ways to download the shows... and at first, I really liked George Noory. I heard Art Bell's shows occasionally, too - the last time was on October 29th 2010, the show about EVP. It was the best Coast show I heard so far. But it was only recently that I've noticed mr Noory rarely participates in the shows. Guests keep talking, George asks a new question and the guests keep talking - and George doesn't seem to be even listening.

Recently, I was amazed when a first hour guest was talking about some large skulls found recently somewhere - can't remember the guest's name or the details of the finding - he talked about the size of the skulls, and then about how they found that the brains were also as big, including the way they tested that. Then George suddenly says something like "That's all very intersting, but about the brains?". I was like "what the..." and so was the guest as he paused and said "I just said that...".

Now I'm using the Internet, torrents, newsgroups and anything else I can think of to find old Art Bell shows. I lay down to sleep, I put on some classic C2C show and instead of falling asleep, I listen to the very end. And then can't fall asleep because I'm in awe of what I just heard. Art has a conversation with the guest - like, when someone is describing technical details of the engine of the UFO that crashed in Roswell, he asks the guest how he knows that, instead of George being totally silent or simply saying "wow" or "fascinating" or something meaningless like that. Recently I listened to some classic show with Michio Kaku - Art was asking exactly the questions I would ask mr Kaku. It was an awesome show.

I think I'll end here because I'm writing too much how Art Bell rulez instead of how much George Noory sucks I hope Art does come back in some form, once a week, twice a week or even once a month. And as someone said on these forums, he could host a weather show and I will love it

[George Drooly]

Here's an idea: let's make June 4th (Jorchie's birthday) National Pizza Roll Day. We can bombard him with packages of Noory kryptonite. 

Better yet, bottles of Art Bell's Pizza Punch

[George Drooly]

LMH's topics are interesting but it's like listening to a disembodied Google voice.

Yeah, her delivery is THE WORST, always has been. She was awful with Bell, she's worse with Noory.

[Alienigma]

Greetings.

Long time hatemonger, first time poster. I've come from the future with some vital information so that you may prepare yourselves in the present:

George Noory still sucks.

That is all.

[Lunger]

Greetings.

Long time hatemonger, first time poster. I've come from the future with some vital information so that you may prepare yourselves in the present:

George Noory still sucks.

That is all.

Oh!  what a bleak horrible future it is....

[Max_TO]

I have to wonder, how can George remain as the main c2c host?
Is book tanked, he isn't getting any new users to his stupid new net TV show, isn't it obvious to the big wigs that he can't be marketed in any meaningful way?

How does he keep his job?

[ItsOver]

George has claimed at different times that he was born with 'pockets' in his tongue, whatever that means, and has also claimed his tongue is forked - whatever he meant by that.  I assume with two different stories that he's just lying (but I would think that anyway), who knows why he needs to.

A few years back when this board was ridiculing him about always saying 'Feb', he once made a point of saying February.  He's just lazy.

George would rather lie, be completely unprepared, be known as the worst host in radio, and have 'sucks' be the first thing to come up after his name on any internet search, than put effort into his job.  So be it.

"Strange man, this Jorch.  Speaks with forked tongue."

[ufogadfly]

We already have someone who works at home.

Snoory.

And hopefully one day we'll have someone far superior to Snoory who also worked at home with his wife.

ART BELL, KING of the airwaves, the ether and everything above, in between and inter-dimensional !

( Hmm, sounds like one of those old Republic serials, doesn't it ? )

FROM MY COLLECTION.

[HorrorReporter]

I know some in here have had their critical thoughts about Linda Moulton Howe.
But did anyone notice what I noticed last night with her appearance? She sounded frustrated by Noory... often talking over him during the open lines portion, as he giggled and snickered at callers, she took over and asked meaningful questions..
Had she had enough?
Maybe her contract expires, soon, too..

[ziznak]

She hates his guts in the most primal way I can taste it when I hear her anymore.

[Juan]

She seemed to be annoyed by him for years, but since a couple of years ago when he pulled that April Fool's Day stunt of firing her on the air, you can hear the contempt and hatred in her voice.  And I don't blame her.

[Eddie Coyle]

 
         Current C2C guests are like Eastern Berliners in early November, 1989. That wall is about to come down and they can finally flee. Linda knows it, and realizes she can be free of Noory.

         *Apologies to the former GDR for comparisons to Noory.

[ItsOver]

She hates his guts in the most primal way I can taste it when I hear her anymore.

You can just feel the "love."     She knows he's the village idiot she has to tolerate.  Maybe not for long.

[Nebraska888]

Hi, this is my first post on these forums. I found this site after I started downloading old C2C shows because I love to listen some good talk radio when going to sleep. We used to have a good talk radio in Poland but I guess this format wasn't really understood here.

Anyway, I think I first found out about Coast to Coast AM while playing the computer game Prey, where Art Bell was heard at some points during the game. Then I found ways to download the shows... and at first, I really liked George Noory. I heard Art Bell's shows occasionally, too - the last time was on October 29th 2010, the show about EVP. It was the best Coast show I heard so far. But it was only recently that I've noticed mr Noory rarely participates in the shows. Guests keep talking, George asks a new question and the guests keep talking - and George doesn't seem to be even listening.

Recently, I was amazed when a first hour guest was talking about some large skulls found recently somewhere - can't remember the guest's name or the details of the finding - he talked about the size of the skulls, and then about how they found that the brains were also as big, including the way they tested that. Then George suddenly says something like "That's all very intersting, but about the brains?". I was like "what the..." and so was the guest as he paused and said "I just said that...".

Now I'm using the Internet, torrents, newsgroups and anything else I can think of to find old Art Bell shows. I lay down to sleep, I put on some classic C2C show and instead of falling asleep, I listen to the very end. And then can't fall asleep because I'm in awe of what I just heard. Art has a conversation with the guest - like, when someone is describing technical details of the engine of the UFO that crashed in Roswell, he asks the guest how he knows that, instead of George being totally silent or simply saying "wow" or "fascinating" or something meaningless like that. Recently I listened to some classic show with Michio Kaku - Art was asking exactly the questions I would ask mr Kaku. It was an awesome show.

I think I'll end here because I'm writing too much how Art Bell rulez instead of how much George Noory sucks I hope Art does come back in some form, once a week, twice a week or even once a month. And as someone said on these forums, he could host a weather show and I will love it

Welcome, SOULBURNER!!!  You've come to the right place!  (ala' Knapp)

[Nebraska888]

You can just feel the "love."     She knows he's the village idiot she has to tolerate.  Maybe not for long.

I agree.......LMH finds it nearly impossible to conceal her contempt for Noory's STUPIDITY.

[b_dubb]

well after George joked once that she would never be allowed on the show again during a live broadcast I'm sure she can only barely hide her contempt for the turd

[popple]

Art has a conversation with the guest - like, when someone is describing technical details of the engine of the UFO that crashed in Roswell, he asks the guest how he knows that, instead of George being totally silent or simply saying "wow" or "fascinating" or something meaningless like that. Recently I listened to some classic show with Michio Kaku - Art was asking exactly the questions I would ask mr Kaku. It was an awesome show.

You see, Jorchie boy tries to pass off his inability to conduct a thoughtful interview as being nonjudgmental. As curious listeners we need a host to delve deeper into things. To ask the questions we are all wondering, or didn't know we should wonder but we're glad they asked. I've learned so much listening to Art's conversations.... while with Jorchie I feel I've lost brain cells 

[YNOT]

... As curious listeners we need a host to delve deeper into things. To ask the questions we are all wondering, or didn't know we should wonder but we're glad they asked.....

Yea, I'd call that Interviewing-101.  Apparently Captain PornStash skipped class too much...

[YNOT]

George would rather lie, be completely unprepared, be known as the worst host in radio, and have 'sucks' be the first thing to come up after his name on any internet search, than put effort into his job.  So be it.

You know you're right, LOL.

[HorrorRetro]

On George and his diction, I would wonder how he ever passed his courses in college when he said he studied communications.

Perhaps he attended a school where chair time was the most important factor.  If you're in a chair 80% of the time, you pass. 

I posted this story a while back, but my youngest sister has cerebral palsy, slight mental retardation, and a pronounced speech impediment.  When she went to get a career assessment done before enrolling in college, they told her she was perfect for broadcast journalism.     If she would have continued on in that program, she would have wasted tens of thousands of dollars and would have been unemployable in the field.  Although with someone like Noory having his own show whilst being incapable of properly speaking English, one has to wonder if any old schlub can get a job in the field these days. 

[Morgus]

Last night Noory mentioned for tonight's Friday show he will have a guest that will talk about huge birds swooping down to snatch people.
Why hasn't one come down and snatched Noory and taken him away?

[kf5iwe]

Pack your shit Noory

[ItsOver]

Last night Noory mentioned for tonight's Friday show he will have a guest that will talk about huge birds swooping down to snatch people.
Why hasn't one come down and snatched Noory and taken him away?

Maybe they don't like turkeys. 

[Insanity]

I know some in here have had their critical thoughts about Linda Moulton Howe.
But did anyone notice what I noticed last night with her appearance? She sounded frustrated by Noory... often talking over him during the open lines portion, as he giggled and snickered at callers, she took over and asked meaningful questions..
Had she had enough?
Maybe her contract expires, soon, too..

mabey she has heard that Art Might be comeing back.

[ItsOver]

mabey she has heard that Art Might be comeing back.

I'll bet she knows.  I wouldn't be surprised if she's talked with Art about it. 

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Last night Noory mentioned for tonight's Friday show he will have a guest that will talk about huge birds swooping down to snatch people.
Why hasn't one come down and snatched Noory and taken him away?

Birds don't pick up sh*t, they drop it.

It must have been one of those huge birds that dumped Snorge. Really Huge. Enormous, in fact.

[Alienigma]

Oh!  what a bleak horrible future it is....

With the advances in cloning technology and preservation using hot pizza sauce the future is downright dystopian. The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human...sweat, bad breath, everything.