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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No
This conversation between Mr. Noory and Tom Danheiser is borderline disturbing.  Why is this happening?!?

(Sorry, Mr. Noory.)

136 or 142

Quote from: Morgus on October 31, 2016, 10:41:18 PM
Yep Corsi called Noory "Joseph" at least 3 times, without correction...

Noory explained that "Joseph" is Corsi's boss at World Nut Daily.

Why is it always left to me to correct the record?

michio

JC called into sNoory's sister show with HW, too. JC had a busy night ripping new holes for the lord.

zeebo

I don't care if that was JC or not - I still laughed at his expressing his halloween disapproval by turning the garden-hose on trick-or-treaters.  I guess that's bad of me but the image in my mind is too funny.

136 or 142

Quote from: Morgus on October 31, 2016, 11:37:16 PM
Noory even has pre recorded announcer with a phony scary voice too.

Yes, it was sad.  As if Noory isn't scary enough all by himself.

albrecht

Quote from: Morgus on October 31, 2016, 10:41:18 PM
Yep Corsi called Noory "Joseph" at least 3 times, without correction...

Noory's G2G format now consists of a guest for one or two hours, a few lousy pre-screened caller stories and capped with one of Noory's old pre-recorded readings of a Edgar Allan Poe story. Plus lots of interruptions with Noory reminding listeners about all his extra pay ventures like ParanormalDate... :P
Nobody knows Norry's name! It is classicsh. If I wanted to hear Poe read or other stories read to me there are FAR better sources out there than Norry.
-GNS

trumpetmonkey

On the LMH broadcast, BOTH Tom from La Jolla & Jeff from Culver City called in.
These two cretins get so much air time, they could be Jorch's co-hosts.

ShayP

Quote from: zeebo on November 01, 2016, 07:22:14 AM
I don't care if that was JC or not - I still laughed at his expressing his halloween disapproval by turning the garden-hose on trick-or-treaters.  I guess that's bad of me but the image in my mind is too funny.

Not bad of you at all.  LOL!  I laughed more when he said they would wish they had the hose turned on them when they where in hell.

Quote from: AstroBuzz on October 31, 2016, 11:50:18 PM
Every time Tommy goes ON AIR he always talks like he's curled up next to George in bed. It's so creepy and disturbing...

I believe creepy and disturbing is what he's going for there.


Although I'm not sure Tommy can actually curl up.

Dateline

Quote from: Paper*Boy on November 01, 2016, 07:35:18 PM
Although I'm not sure Tommy can actually curl up.

The curl is as in a Cheeto style, not a complete curl but just at the end.

GravitySucks

Howard Bloom has serious butt hurt over Trump.


zeebo

Quote from: Dateline on November 01, 2016, 08:40:55 PM
The curl is as in a Cheeto style, not a complete curl but just at the end.

lol at 'Cheeto style'  :D

Dateline

Norry has made it in Hollywood.  TMC has reported that he has been seen with one of the Hollywood Honeys.  She so full of botox that she is known as the Rubbermaid.

ItsOver

Quote from: Dateline on November 02, 2016, 01:14:36 PM
Norry has made it in Hollywood.  TMC has reported that he has been seen with one of the Hollywood Honeys.  She so full of botox that she is known as the Rubbermaid.
Rubbermaid?  Jorch can use her to preserve those delectable late night snacks of his.



She'll have to fight-off Tommee from popping her top each night.

Morgus

Longtime c2c guest Stan Deyo surprise called in to Noory as a regular caller in the last hour of open lines last night.
Thats how he started, as a caller into Art Bell 20 years ago...

albrecht

Quote from: Morgus on November 03, 2016, 02:26:28 PM
Longtime c2c guest Stan Deyo surprise called in to Noory as a regular caller in the last hour of open lines last night.
Thats how he started, as a caller into Art Bell 20 years ago...
The callers last night were actually fun I thought. The last one with some breathless rant about "any Jew voting for Hillary is the same as roasting the Rosenbergs alive- which is what they did when they put them in an electric chair!" Was amusing and confusing. A Brother William, I think, from Waco who went down to San Antonio to confront Hagee on his theories about blood moons and whether or not there is a "rapture." A lady from Michigan ranting about immigration, particular illegal immigration. And Stan Deyo call in with his tale with regard to JFK.

Rico999

Did I hear George say earlier in tonight's interview "...Don't fall IN the rollercoaster..."?

He really is a special kind of doofus.

JesusJuice

He's going five hours for election night with special guests out the ass!

Date:   Tuesday - November 8, 2016
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   John M. Curtis, Jerome Corsi, Howard Bloom, John Hogue, Craig Hulet, Dick Morris


Coast to Coast AM expands to five full hours of coverage, featuring guest experts John Curtis, Jerome Corsi, Dick Morris, John Hogue, Howard Bloom, Craig Hulet and reporters from various precincts, discussing the results, surprises and reactions from all over America.


zeebo

^^ At least one of the above guests is guaranteed to lose it regardless of the results.

pate

Dave reports after the polls close!

Live readings from CNN, FOX & etc!

A submerging 'murican khan autist (with mous-cache) stain douche!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTGo_dp_S-k

Wye yew eight fjords, Dave?

I'm enjoying the guest talking about horror stories on Coast now. 

zeebo

Quote from: 21st Century Man on November 04, 2016, 12:29:59 AM
I'm enjoying the guest talking about horror stories on Coast now.

Yeah me too until George steered her into over-discussed witch stuff.

Quote from: zeebo on November 04, 2016, 12:50:31 AM
Yeah me too until George steered her into over-discussed witch stuff.

Yeah,  the only witches I care to hear are Paglini and Fiona Horne. Too bad the first is dead and I believe the second one was grabbed by the pussy by our Jorch.  She hasn't been on in a while.


GravitySucks

Quote from: zeebo on November 04, 2016, 12:50:31 AM
Yeah me too until George steered her into over-discussed witch stuff.

Did he contact you and trostol before she talked about Lovecraft?

zeebo

Quote from: GravitySucks on November 04, 2016, 01:00:48 AM
Did he contact you and trostol before she talked about Lovecraft?

Nope seems nobody got the memo.   :(

Belles

Been gone for a while. Who do we listen to now?

I'm  actually listening to Noory tonight!

GravitySucks

Quote from: Belles on November 04, 2016, 01:15:49 AM
Been gone for a while. Who do we listen to now?

Hey Belles. Pretty fractured right now. Amy Martin is pretty good Wed-Friday. Everything else seems hit or miss based on the topic.

theONE

Quote from: Belles on November 04, 2016, 01:15:49 AM
Been gone for a while. Who do we listen to now?

I'm  actually listening to Noory tonight!

we are listening to Art Bell

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