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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

theONE

Quote from: Morgus on October 27, 2016, 05:08:03 PM
We get Linda Howe tonight which means Noory takes a nap while she does her own interviews.
Then its a 3 day Noory-free weekend since Noory is going to the "Alien Con" for the Ancient Aliens guys this weekend in Northern California...

let's hope he get's anal probing done by one of the greys -or by bunch of them -or by the whole intergalactic squadron

theONE

Quote from: albrecht on October 27, 2016, 05:36:33 PM
I enjoyed the caller who was against Norry's "great new idea" of moving Halloween to a Friday instead of Oct 31st due to HS Football and the costs and dangers of doing so. Which he went into at length. Norry said he doesn't know that HS football is usually on Friday or that people/communities are into it. What country is this guy from? He has lead a very sheltered life.

-LMH tonight!

aaaa, you just bitching because ..you don't get it !! ,lol  -George get's it,..just ask Art Bell

136 or 142

Quote from: albrecht on October 27, 2016, 05:36:33 PM
I enjoyed the caller who was against Norry's "great new idea" of moving Halloween to a Friday instead of Oct 31st due to HS Football and the costs and dangers of doing so. Which he went into at length. Norry said he doesn't know that HS football is usually on Friday or that people/communities are into it. What country is this guy from? He has lead a very sheltered life.

-LMH tonight!

Yes, that was funny.  Having Halloween celebrations on the nearest Saturday to October 31 is probably a good idea though.

albrecht

Quote from: 136 or 142 on October 27, 2016, 09:29:21 PM
Yes, that was funny.  Having Halloween celebrations on the nearest Saturday to October 31 is probably a good idea though.
The adults always do anyway, (funny how Halloween over a few decades has become more of an teen/college/adult party time than even for kids.) I actually agreed with the guy. HS football, at least here in Texas, is a huge deal and it would cause problems if Norry's plan worked to make it Friday Night always.
-GNS

136 or 142

Craig B. Fraudlet was on in the news segment.  He doesn't make predictions, he only states what is going to happen...except those things never happen.

zeebo

Quote from: 136 or 142 on October 27, 2016, 11:21:51 AM
During the news segment when discussing the space program, did George say "The Europe"?

Probably, I remember one time he said "The Korea".

zeebo

Quote from: ItsOver on October 27, 2016, 06:48:29 AM
Fortunately, it's LMH tonight and Good Dave on Friday.  Jorch can catch some more z's than usual tonight.  Tommy probably just uses the Speshial Jorch Synthesizer to throw in a few "That's true!" and "That's amazeen, Linda!," after some mutilation updates.  Jorch is busy will his "fantasies," as Tommy plays "Lady in Red."

Don't forget his "Conversations with Linda" which is just him saying Hi to callers who actually have conversations w/ Linda. 

michio

Quote from: Morgus on October 27, 2016, 05:08:03 PM
We get Linda Howe tonight which means Noory takes a nap while she does her own interviews.
Then its a 3 day Noory-free weekend since Noory is going to the "Alien Con" for the Ancient Aliens guys this weekend in Northern California...

"Alien Con" is the perfect name for it. And Georgie is the perfect speaker for it, if he is there to speak and not just hawk his products in the night.

Notice his name at the top of his page is "Norri." LOL.
https://www.thealiencon.com/george-noory/

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on October 27, 2016, 10:32:52 PM
Don't forget his "Conversations with Linda" which is just him saying Hi to callers who actually have conversations w/ Linda.
Ha!  Yes, indeed.  Not that less Jorch isn't a good thing.

ItsOver

Quote from: michio on October 27, 2016, 10:39:05 PM
"Alien Con" is the perfect name for it. And Georgie is the perfect speaker for it, if he is there to speak and not just hawk his products in the night.

Notice his name at the top of his page is "Norri." LOL.
https://www.thealiencon.com/george-noory/
George Noori.  :))  Dave, Greg... Jorch is so famous, they can't even get his name right.

GravitySucks

What a frikking moron. They didn't just discover the tomb of Jesus. The Church of the Holy Sepulcher has been there since about 360 AD. They just reopened the tomb to do scientific study.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/10/jesus-tomb-opened-church-holy-sepulchre/

TigerLily


Ick. Dave. Linda may be a lady but she will never be yours

zeebo

This lady is one of those callers saying ... "I just have to tell you that I know alot of very important things that I can't tell you about."

onan

Quote from: TigerLily on October 27, 2016, 11:12:33 PM
Ick. Dave. Linda may be a lady but she will never be yours

Yes, but the heart wants what it wants.

TigerLily

Quote from: onan on October 28, 2016, 08:36:11 AM
Yes, but the heart wants what it wants.

I don't think it's his heart that wants. Ick

Nebraska888

Quote from: Morgus on October 27, 2016, 05:08:03 PM
We get Linda Howe tonight which means Noory takes a nap while she does her own interviews.
Then its a 3 day Noory-free weekend since Noory is going to the "Alien Con" for the Ancient Aliens guys this weekend in Northern California...

Life is good.

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on October 27, 2016, 10:53:45 PM
George Noori.  :))  Dave, Greg... Jorch is so famous, they can't even get his name right.
It is ammazing. They still haven't corrected it. Add Norri to the list of his names including Dexter Monterrey (which was also spelled Monterey in some posts....they can't even get his FUTURE name right!)
https://www.thealiencon.com/george-noory/

136 or 142

Quote from: albrecht on October 28, 2016, 11:49:05 AM
It is ammazing. They still haven't corrected it. Add Norri to the list of his names including Dexter Monterrey (which was also spelled Monterey in some posts....they can't even get his FUTURE name right!)
https://www.thealiencon.com/george-noory/

Maybe they did this so as to make it more difficult to put up the future 'Dexter Monterrey Sucks' website.


I Am Gary

Quote from: ItsOver on October 30, 2016, 08:47:51 PM
Aaaaaaaack!



So who's top and who's bottom? I hate to say it but Noory would have to be the man in this relationship since Tsoukalos is so very effiminate.


weedeater

Quote from: Ted Baxter on September 28, 2016, 06:04:43 PM
John Barbour talks like that all the time when on the Rense's program on the internet..lol

John was on Jeff Rense on 10/28, and he spent some time tearing George another new one.  John barely takes a breath when he is on a roll and he really lit into George for throwing him off the show for what he called bad language.  Jeff even chimed in for a few snide comments.


albrecht

Not enough callers? Not enough submissions of stories? But Norry going to make his version of G2G tonight even worse by having Rosemary Ellen Guiley on.

Morgus

Quote from: albrecht on October 31, 2016, 09:20:12 AM
Not enough callers? Not enough submissions of stories? But Norry going to make his version of G2G tonight even worse by having Rosemary Ellen Guiley on.
Noory started doing that a few years back, changing the G2G format.
It used to be all 4+ hours of caller ghost stories only, no guests, but Noory has to have an hour or more of guests now too and reduce the time of callers just like has done with open lines nights...

zeebo

Last nite my radio went wonky so looked for a live stream carrying the Knapp show.  Went to shoutcast and just kept clicking stations till one came on live.   Had to laugh when I later realized I was listening to some station called WGNS.

GravitySucks

Quote from: zeebo on October 31, 2016, 08:40:23 PM
Last nite my radio went wonky so looked for a live stream carrying the Knapp show.  Went to shoutcast and just kept clicking stations till one came on live.   Had to laugh when I later realized I was listening to some station called WGNS.

Too funny

albrecht

Quote from: zeebo on October 31, 2016, 08:40:23 PM
Last nite my radio went wonky so looked for a live stream carrying the Knapp show.  Went to shoutcast and just kept clicking stations till one came on live.   Had to laugh when I later realized I was listening to some station called WGNS.
Classic. They probably had his name wrong on their website if you looked also. Btw I can barely sleep with the amount of acorns raining down on my roof from large Live Oaks. Your brethern are VERY happy right now.

akwilly

Quote from: zeebo on October 31, 2016, 08:40:23 PM
Last nite my radio went wonky so looked for a live stream carrying the Knapp show.  Went to shoutcast and just kept clicking stations till one came on live.   Had to laugh when I later realized I was listening to some station called WGNS.
Probably shouldn't have taken me so long to get the WGNS part. lol zeebo

Quote from: zeebo on October 31, 2016, 08:40:23 PM
Last nite my radio went wonky so looked for a live stream carrying the Knapp show.  Went to shoutcast and just kept clicking stations till one came on live.   Had to laugh when I later realized I was listening to some station called WGNS.

It's a sister station to WDNS

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