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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

albrecht

Quote from: Paper*Boy on June 06, 2016, 06:07:33 PM
They dumb it way down and the Wolf Blitzers still miss more than they get right.  Noory would probably finish somewhere in the middle of the pack.
Yep. I'm surprised the journalists reporters teleprompter-readers show up on Jeopardy! because it really shows how uneducated they are.

zeebo

Quote from: albrecht on June 06, 2016, 05:59:49 PM
I would love to see Norry go on Celebrity Jeopardy!  ...

His dream categories:  Portals, Thunderbirds, Pizza Rolls, Crazy People, Turmeric, Sentimental Ballads, Turkey-Based Sandwiches & Why the Big Bang Doesn't Make Sense

Dyna-X

Quote from: TigerLily on June 06, 2016, 08:52:06 AM
Was listening to an Art archive last night and heard the infamous "George gets it. He reminds me of myself 20 years ago. Give him time".  My cat had an immediate reaction and I threw up in my mouth a little too

Dyna's reaction to bad radio...she keeps me in check.

Corona Kitty

Quote from: zeebo on June 06, 2016, 06:51:58 PM
His dream categories:  Portals, Thunderbirds, Pizza Rolls, Crazy People, Turmeric, Sentimental Ballads, Turkey-Based Sandwiches & Why the Big Bang Doesn't Make Sense

I brought George a birthday present  :)



ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on June 06, 2016, 06:51:58 PM
His dream categories:  Portals, Thunderbirds, Pizza Rolls, Crazy People, Turmeric, Sentimental Ballads, Turkey-Based Sandwiches & Why the Big Bang Doesn't Make Sense
His reply for all, in question form, of course, "What do angels do, Alex?'

ItsOver

Quote from: username on June 06, 2016, 07:06:14 PM
I brought George a birthday present  :)



Ha!  Did he call yeeewww uh hater?

Corona Kitty

Quote from: ItsOver on June 06, 2016, 07:15:41 PM
Ha!  Did he call yeeewww uh hater?

He didn't, he's got a good sense of humor.

Lilith

Quote from: username on June 06, 2016, 07:29:52 PM
He didn't, he's got a good sense of humor.

Did he say when he's having his next Senda Minute by any chance?

Corona Kitty

Quote from: brig on June 06, 2016, 07:42:17 PM
Did he say when he's having his next Senda Minute by any chance?

He mentioned listening to the interview with falkie,  however he didnt mention his segment.

albrecht

Quote from: username on June 06, 2016, 08:02:22 PM
He mentioned listening to the interview with falkie,  however he didnt mention his segment.
Were you at Contact in the Desert or something? If so you should post a review or do a show about it. I've always wondered what kind of folks show up to those events.

Corona Kitty

Quote from: albrecht on June 06, 2016, 08:08:57 PM
Were you at Contact in the Desert or something? If so you should post a review or do a show about it. I've always wondered what kind of folks show up to those events.

Saturday night ill be talking about it,  I was there but hiding.

albrecht

Quote from: username on June 06, 2016, 08:25:21 PM
Saturday night ill be talking about it,  I was there but hiding.
Sweet. I will make a note to be sure to listen!

I'm looking at the C2C website. Is World News Daily's editor Art Moore the host tonight? Ol' Jorch is really showing his hand now. The guest Haney has been making the rounds of the usual sites like WND with his tale about being shut down from investigating jihadists.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: username on June 06, 2016, 08:25:21 PM
Saturday night ill be talking about it,

Sweet. I found you on Tune-In. What time is your broadcast on Saturday?

Lil Godzilla

So this is where everybody fled to. Heather's room is dead

Corona Kitty

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on June 06, 2016, 10:55:04 PM
Sweet. I found you on Tune-In. What time is your broadcast on Saturday?

7:30pm pst - 10/30 pm est

Hope you find your way,  I'll be talking about Mr. noory and pizza rolls.

zeebo

Quote from: username on June 07, 2016, 01:04:29 PM
7:30pm pst - 10/30 pm est

Hope you find your way,  I'll be talking about Mr. noory and pizza rolls.

I'll be tuning in.  I hope we get a uvula update.

TigerLily

Quote from: Dyna-X on June 06, 2016, 07:03:47 PM
Dyna's reaction to bad radio...she keeps me in check.

Smart, beautiful and excellent taste

Hautex

Quote from: TigerLily on June 06, 2016, 08:52:06 AM
Was listening to an Art archive last night and heard the infamous "George gets it. He reminds me of myself 20 years ago. Give him time".  My cat had an immediate reaction and I threw up in my mouth a little too
Now, if you had a Savannah cat like my Zizi, she would freak you out by carrying a dishcloth in her mouth and drop it where the puke was..... like she did when her sister lost her lunch.... though I was in a twilight zone episode... Breeder told me she did the same thing there... scary smart breed...


zeebo

According to George's news, somehow an alligator got ahold of a 'deadly body'.  Sounds dangerous for the poor reptile.

Quote from: zeebo on June 07, 2016, 10:18:35 PM
According to George's news, somehow an alligator got ahold of a 'deadly body'.  Sounds dangerous for the poor reptile.

:)

AvDaBr

Quote from: zeebo on June 07, 2016, 10:18:35 PM
According to George's news, somehow an alligator got ahold of a 'deadly body'.  Sounds dangerous for the poor reptile.

  ;D

One day he'll master English hater squirrel.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: zeebo on June 07, 2016, 10:18:35 PM
According to George's news, somehow an alligator got ahold of a 'deadly body'.  Sounds dangerous for the poor reptile.

Reminds me that a few nights ago he reported on the freak storms across France and Germany and declared 'They're just getting bombasted there.'

zeebo

Quote from: AvDaBr on June 07, 2016, 10:30:29 PM
One day he'll master English hater squirrel.

Yep not just rodents, but mammals in general be hatin' on George's vocab.   ;D

zeebo

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on June 07, 2016, 11:54:08 PM
Reminds me that a few nights ago he reported on the freak storms across France and Germany and declared 'They're just getting bombasted there.'

I thought I was done laughing for the nite, but NMN you have proved me wrong, haha!

ItsOver

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on June 07, 2016, 11:54:08 PM
Reminds me that a few nights ago he reported on the freak storms across France and Germany and declared 'They're just getting bombasted there.'

136 or 142

Idiot Noory fell for that fake quote regarding Hitler and gun control. 

Izintit?

Quote from: albrecht on June 06, 2016, 05:59:49 PM
I would love to see Norry go on Celebrity Jeopardy!  ;D Actually those are fun to see how the reporters and stars so lauded and admired often fail so miserably and also be surprised when someone you don't expect, like an athlete or something. does well. Norry would be hilarious.  ;D
It would go something like this , Alex : Some believe Noah`s ark ended up on this Mount. BUZZ Alex : George?  Numb George : What is Arafat? GNS

albrecht

Quote from: Izintit? on June 08, 2016, 02:35:41 PM
It would go something like this , Alex : Some believe Noah`s ark ended up on this Mount. BUZZ Alex : George?  Numb George : What is Arafat? GNS
I'm guessing he would frequently forget to form the answer in the form of a question. Because in order to make a question he needs Tommy to make up some 3x5 cards. A lot of his answers would be "how do you do what you do?" "people are so whacked out" (upon Alex's raised eyebrows: "why are people so whacked out?." "Make it a true Daily Double, Alex" "Ok, Norry, this could get you back in the game, so for $1000 in the "Mean Baby" category..."

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