George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[l3urton]

i think he is playing to the people who listen all the time. when u talk to 3rd graders about tooth fairy u gotta stretch it.  like other night when that  guest was on turning the lights on. saying things like. ur aliens and Mason didnt do Shit. lol he was a BRIGHT light in a dim room for sure. LOVED how he mocked  those guests who  go off on deep end. BEST part was how the host was agreeing with him. KNOW night before he was all OH YA BIG FOOT IS REAL SURE RODS AND ALIENS lol. then a guest shows up who turns light on those roaches and he was all YA i agree lol. love how this show  tries to hard to please EVERYONE it stands for nothing. ART was so much better.

[HorrorReporter]

Art Bell took to facebook last night during Noory's show and became the REAL show. Promising to reveal the dirty laundry that Noory has been wearing for years. I bet Noory reeks of anchovies

[Jasmine]

I guess Noory is the Mr. Haney we have to tolerate.  Mr. Haney sure is a lot more talented and funnier, though.

Mr Haney Phone Company

LOL! Perfect! In the above Green Acres  link (thanks for the laugh, ItsOver) an open line caller (Mr. Douglas) is the latest victim of Snorry and Tommy gouging him re costs of becoming a Coast Insider. I LOVE Green Acres.

Dahlings, I love you all here, but give me Park Avenue!

Of course it was their hooters! Or at least that's the way my fevered kid's imagination had it. You don't know how much time I spent fantasizing about it. That wasn't just three sisters taking a bath; it was some kind of decadent lewdness concealed by the wood of that water tank. Those three girls were obviously nymphos or on Spanish Fly to get naked like that in front to all the crew. Because they had to really be naked: it was the law or something. Man, what went on before and after the stills were taken?! ORGY!!!

Sardondi, my older brother felt the same way you did re Betty-Joe, Bobby-Joe, and Billy-Joe over there at the Shady Rest Hotel in Hooterville! LOL!

Come sign into the site that is rolling down the tracks to the junction
Forget about your cares it is time to relax here at the junction
Lot's of Snorry insults, you bet
Even more when you get to the junction
Petticoast Junction
There's a little radio show called Coast to Coast
And it's slandered real good at the junction
Petticoast Junction
It is run by MV come and be his guest at the junction
Petticoast Junction
And that's Snorry-o, he's a movin' kind of slow at the junction
PETTICOAST JUNCTION!
*Train whistle blows*Petticoat Junction Theme Song

This site is better than crack...NOT that I would know the difference.

[Tara]

Noory just did another of his celebrity encounter bragging.
He told his guest that he encountered Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt - but said Larry wouldn't respond to him after he waved at him...

Isn't Larry Flynt a quadriplegic?  I don't think he could wave back if he wanted to.  Surely if Noory really saw Flynt, he was in his wheel chair and his condition would be obvious to all but Simple George.

[onan]

Isn't Larry Flynt a quadriplegic?  I don't think he could wave back if he wanted to.  Surely if Noory really saw Flynt, he was in his wheel chair and his condition would be obvious to all but Simple George.

I believe Larry Flynt is a paraplegic.

[ziznak]

Art Bell took to facebook last night during Noory's show and became the REAL show. Promising to reveal the dirty laundry that Noory has been wearing for years. I bet Noory reeks of anchovies

Me no use no stinkin FB... might you bless us with some screen caps or just copy paste what he said?

[Jasmine]

I believe Larry Flynt is a paraplegic.

Actually, he's a Scorpio (born November 1, 1942).

[Jasmine]

George is talking with Richard Belzer who's an actor on Law & Order: SVU.  He also has a book out about conspiracies and is the primary reason he's on the show. George mentioned the Aurora, CO shooting, adding that immediately after the tragedy people were talking about the killer being manipulated by mind control, rather than believing it was a nut-job on a rampage. If George would listen to his own putrid show he would have heard his favorite boy, John B.elieve Wells, talking about it as if it were fact several times during the past few weeks. And George himself said he was hesitant but obviously anxious to bring it up. Duh.

Irritatingly, as only George can do, he is asking rapid fire questions, frequently interrupting by not giving Belzer enough time to elicit a thoughtful response before the next question arises. But you can hear the excitement in George's voice, because he's with one of his own kind.  :

His own kind, eh? Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

Extensive research has proven beyond all shadow of a doubt that the Bonobo monkey is more closely related to human beings than is Snoory and/or his kin.





And speaking of monkeys and C2C, here is today's apropos musical tribute to Georgie Snoory.

One Monkey Don't Stop No Show - Honey ConeHoney Cone - "One Monkey Don't Stop No Show"

[stevesh]

And speaking of monkeys and C2C, here is today's apropos musical tribute to Georgie Snoory.

One Monkey Don't Stop No Show - Honey ConeHoney Cone - "One Monkey Don't Stop No Show"

Jesus God, how I love this place.

[WOTR]

I got as far last night as hearing George tell us that he KNOWS that something is going to happen.  He can feel it and has these premonitions (I do not hink he used that word... I doubt he actually knows it.)  That was it for me.  WWIII will be happening soon because George KNOWS that Israel will use nuclear weapons against Iran.  He feels it.

[ziznak]

I'm sure we could convince George of an upcoming impact with the planet Gargamel if we got some ass to write a book about it.  His guest William  (foreskin was it in George-speak?) kinda led George down the gloom hole there for a while so it didn't surprise me that we were blessed with a classic "sumpfinsh happeninn" at end of that first hour.  I'm only about half way through the chemtrails crap but I can smell more predictions from the stash himself.

[ShayP]

I got as far last night as hearing George tell us that he KNOWS that something is going to happen.  He can feel it and has these premonitions (I do not hink he used that word... I doubt he actually knows it.)  That was it for me.  WWIII will be happening soon because George KNOWS that Israel will use nuclear weapons against Iran.  He feels it.

George described himself as having 'a gift' and being 'intuitive'.   i threw up in my mouth a little.

The night before when speaking with Richard Belzer, he dropped Prince Albert of Monaco's name again!  Belzer mentioned his house in France and that he went to Monaco.  The Prince and Georgie are good friends.  :

[Imconfused]

Hey guys. I'm new here. I have been reading this forum for some time now.
I finally got so pissed at george that i had to register.
Anyway i sent him an email. There it is:

OMG George,
I am trying real hard to be your fan. I mean I am even a coast to coast insider, but for god sake LISTEN TO YOUR GUESTS AND CALLERS. What you pulled off on Tuesday 21st, 2012 with your first caller in open lines (which by the way we all hate) is a travesty. YOU ARE THE ONE who gave us the news about Triclosan. So please pay attention. This is getting rediculous. I really don't know what happened to you. Please do your homework. At least pretend you do. I really hope you clean up your act otherwise I will be forced to cancel my subscription.

I still believe in you, George Noory, and I wish you luck.

Sincerely,
your more and more disappointed custemer


Well I will let you know if i get an answer. Haha.
One more thing. I absolutly LOVE YOUR POLL. and i did vote.
Guess which way. NO REALLY GUESS. )

[Morgus]

I got as far last night as hearing George tell us that he KNOWS that something is going to happen.  He can feel it and has these premonitions (I do not hink he used that word... I doubt he actually knows it.)  That was it for me.  WWIII will be happening soon because George KNOWS that Israel will use nuclear weapons against Iran.  He feels it.

yeah Noory last night kept telling the guest that he always had an 'intuitive' power.
where did that come from? don't think he has claimed that before.

now Noory thinks WWIII will start in a few months.
Amazingly, he didn't think to connect it all to the Mayan Calendar end date Dec 2012 - which matches the timetable for Israel attacking Iran with an EMP weapon according to last night's guests which could spark a wider global nuclear confict with the USA and Russia.
Ask Noory if all that is a concidence... 

[MV/Liberace!]

One more thing. I absolutly LOVE YOUR POLL. and i did vote.
Guess which way. NO REALLY GUESS.

i don't think you should share how you voted.  it's quite low-rent.

[MrHippie]

Hello CoastGab

Just joined - First post
Thankyou MV for the forum - Thankyou linden2k for the Art Bell stream

Ive been lurking here for a while and love the sense of humor and playfulness of the members.
I found Art Bell and ctcam around '96 and the show was something to look forward to -
Art Bell fans lifted the veil and looked beyond the MSM - We wondered why a topic or specific incident wasn't a big story.
As the media has become more centralized and celebrity centered - as the media encouraged ignorance and discouraged
critical thinking- Art Bells Show became more important to me.

We all know that Art was so good, so intelligent, knowledgeable, curious, professional- no one can replace him.
But Jeepers Creepers on a Popsicle stick , this sorry sack of poop, this insult to you and me, George Fuckin Noory,
He Sucks.

[ziznak]

...Mayan Calendar end date Dec 2012 - which matches the timetable for Israel attacking Iran with an EMP weapon according to last night's guests which could spark a wider global nuclear confict with the USA and Russia.

I think I pooped my pants... morgus for some reason reading these connections from you it makes total sense to me... pass the gasmask! another shot of tumeric paleeze

Hello CoastGab

Just joined - First post
Thankyou MV for the forum - Thankyou linden2k for the Art Bell stream

Ive been lurking here for a while and love the sense of humor and playfulness of the members.
I found Art Bell and ctcam around '96 and the show was something to look forward to -
Art Bell fans lifted the veil and looked beyond the MSM - We wondered why a topic or specific incident wasn't a big story.
As the media has become more centralized and celebrity centered - as the media encouraged ignorance and discouraged
critical thinking- Art Bells Show became more important to me.

We all know that Art was so good, so intelligent, knowledgeable, curious, professional- no one can replace him.
But Jeepers Creepers on a Popsicle stick , this sorry sack of poop, this insult to you and me, George Fuckin Noory,
He Sucks.

amen brother you are among friends here

[MV/Liberace!]

Hello CoastGab

Just joined - First post
Thankyou MV for the forum - Thankyou linden2k for the Art Bell stream

Ive been lurking here for a while and love the sense of humor and playfulness of the members.
I found Art Bell and ctcam around '96 and the show was something to look forward to -
Art Bell fans lifted the veil and looked beyond the MSM - We wondered why a topic or specific incident wasn't a big story.
As the media has become more centralized and celebrity centered - as the media encouraged ignorance and discouraged
critical thinking- Art Bells Show became more important to me.

We all know that Art was so good, so intelligent, knowledgeable, curious, professional- no one can replace him.
But Jeepers Creepers on a Popsicle stick , this sorry sack of poop, this insult to you and me, George Fuckin Noory,
He Sucks.

glad you're here, brother.  post often.

[Murder101]

Noory is the exact reason I listen to coast archives through "other Methods" as I refuse to pay to listen to this hack. Even witch access I don't listen to Coast much because of him.It's a shame that I can't listen to most shows because of him even though I have the ability to pick up a signal every night. There's something great about listening to a program on an actual radio rather than a computer but there is just nothing good out there.

[Imconfused]

i don't think you should share how you voted.  it's quite low-rent.

What???

[MV/Liberace!]

What???

it was a joke since both answers in the vote are "no."  sometimes things don't come across properly in text.

[ziznak]

niether does sarcasm...

[sioux2]

But Jeepers Creepers on a Popsicle stick , this sorry sack of poop, this insult to you and me, George Fuckin Noory,
He Sucks.

couldn't have said it better myself   

[Imconfused]

it was a joke since both answers in the vote are "no."  sometimes things don't come across properly in text.

Oh alright then. Like I said your poll is priceless. )
And you know they say it's very important to vote!
Anyway. Glad to be here. I enjoy reading all the posts.
Lots of smart people here.

[Zircon]

couldn't have said it better myself   

While I think Noory needs to evaluate his delivery, I am not disgusted with George like MrHippie seems to be. Hey, you might want to get off of the same acid and stop inhaling the incense "man". I think you're still stuck on orange sunshine - you should have changed to blue dot.

Hey Murder, I hate the incessant commercials so listen to the archives most often. Sometimes I'll listen live but don't really like the long waits but it sure beats hearing the same phone numbers for this or that or the nine or so numbers the announcer gives out each hour on how to call and then wait.

[Zircon]

Oh alright then. Like I said your poll is priceless. )
And you know they say it's very important to vote!
Anyway. Glad to be here. I enjoy reading all the posts.
Lots of smart people here.

I enjoy reading them as well - especially the ones from the dumb fucks.

[McPhallus]

I enjoy reading them as well - especially the ones from the dumb fucks.

You sound like your buddy, Ben Shockley.

[Imconfused]

I enjoy reading them as well - especially the ones from the dumb fucks.

Trust me it's still better then Geoge's open lines. "I saw UFO 
it looked like this...I saw an angel...." I mean seriuosly, all I
need now is the "numbers lady". Good grief...

[Jasmine]

Hey guys. I'm new here. I have been reading this forum for some time now.
I finally got so pissed at george that i had to register.
Anyway i sent him an email. There it is:

OMG George,
I am trying real hard to be your fan. I mean I am even a coast to coast insider, but for god sake LISTEN TO YOUR GUESTS AND CALLERS. What you pulled off on Tuesday 21st, 2012 with your first caller in open lines (which by the way we all hate) is a travesty. YOU ARE THE ONE who gave us the news about Triclosan. So please pay attention. This is getting rediculous. I really don't know what happened to you. Please do your homework. At least pretend you do. I really hope you clean up your act otherwise I will be forced to cancel my subscription.

I still believe in you, George Noory, and I wish you luck.

Sincerely,
your more and more disappointed custemer

Welcome aboard, honey. You still believe in Noory, eh? Look, porkchops, you most likely ditched Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy (not to be confused with Richard Simmons) years back, so why not add Noory to your shopping cart of items to return? 

Well I will let you know if i get an answer. Haha.
One more thing. I absolutly LOVE YOUR POLL. and i did vote.
Guess which way. NO REALLY GUESS. )

I'm sitting here just dying from the suspense. You're sending me into early labor. Wait, my Canadian schooling thinks that word looks strange. LABOUR  pains, darlin'. My contractions mirror George Noory's thought processing...six minutes apart. Do you think that's a coincidence?

Hello CoastGab

Just joined - First post

Welcome aboard. Smoking or non-smoking? Aisle or window?

Ive been lurking here for a while and love the sense of humor and playfulness of the members.

Yeah, that's what I thought as well when I first joined. But playfulness has its price; it's all fun and games until you lose an eye, or, in my case, contract chlamydia from one of the forum's member...er... forum members.

[Imconfused]

While I think Noory needs to evaluate his delivery

Uh, Zircon, there's a typo. I think you ment: "While George needs
to Evacuate his delivery"