George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Oversoul]

Here's another "brilliant" question from George to a guest from 7-9-12 at about 11:15 PT, 'Are the differences between different species caused by genetics?'

The guest, no doubt stunned by Noory's level of understanding, paused for a few seconds and then said, "Ah, yes."

Oh yes, that was a gas!  Made me laugh way over the rooftop.

[ziznak]

ah christ he's trying to get the damn star child skull a dna test... meanwhile this guy is on bumming money for his own dna tests... Noory didn't even know that there's no teeth in the starchild skull... "Does that make it easier if there are teeth?"   idiot.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Pretty good show on tonight with guest Dr. Bryan Sykes if you are interested in genetics.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

ah christ he's trying to get the damn star child skull a dna test... meanwhile this guy is on bumming money for his own dna tests... Noory didn't even know that there's no teeth in the starchild skull... "Does that make it easier if there are teeth?"   idiot.

This guy is actually pretty good (all things considered). $1500 a test is too cheap. Most places charge between 6-8 cents per nucleotide (multiplied by somewhere between 400k and 9 billion).

[Morgus]

ah christ he's trying to get the damn star child skull a dna test... meanwhile this guy is on bumming money for his own dna tests... Noory didn't even know that there's no teeth in the starchild skull... "Does that make it easier if there are teeth?"   idiot.

All Noory had to do is look at the many photos of the starchild skull at Lloyd Pye's website, only takes a few seconds to see its only the upper half of the skull, no teeth.
But Pye has said it cost $100,000 or more to do the required DNA tests before.
Maybe the kind of tests the guest does with hair is a totally different kind of tests than with an ancient skull?

[ziznak]

He's got some interesting theories and seems to have the creds.... (HAL?) but who knows... as soon as I say I like him some random jealous ass genetics doctor will log in and call him a fraud.   rob69 where'd ya go dude??
Love how he pronounces glacier... "Glaahss-eir."  What was the thing he was saying about all men becoming infertile I was cooking and only half caught it.

All Noory had to do is look at the many photos of the starchild skull at Lloyd Pye's website, only takes a few seconds to see its only the upper half of the skull, no teeth.
But Pye has said it cost $100,000 or more to do the required DNA tests before.
Maybe the kind of tests the guest does with hair is a totally different kind of tests than with an ancient skull?

I know right... and Snoore's jumped right on that like he knew his shit but then couldn't remember if the lil guy's got teeth or not??  $100,000 might be the toothless pricing.  I'm kinda surprised Pye hasn't gotten the funding yet.

The last thing in the world Lloyd Pye wants is a DNA test on that skill.

makes sense that skull has been his schtick for a while.

[Sardondi]

All Noory had to do is look at the many photos of the starchild skull at Lloyd Pye's website, only takes a few seconds to see its only the upper half of the skull, no teeth.
But Pye has said it cost $100,000 or more to do the required DNA tests before.
Maybe the kind of tests the guest does with hair is a totally different kind of tests than with an ancient skull?

The last thing in the world Lloyd Pye wants is a DNA test on that skill.

[Falkie2013]

The problem with putiing a red light above that picture is that Snoory would think its a UFO and then spend hours telling eveyone about it.

I thought of a new slogan for George with apologies to the X Files :

" George Noory. The snooze is out there ! ".

I just thought of a new thread :

But can't think of anything in the category right now :

Top 10 things you'd rather be doing than listening to George Noory :

[Mind Flayer Monk]

He's got some interesting theories and seems to have the creds.... (HAL?) but who knows... as soon as I say I like him some random jealous ass genetics doctor will log in and call him a fraud.   rob69 where'd ya go dude??

He seems legit. He has publications where he was the main research guy in the 90s.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed?term=Sykes%20BC%5BAuthor%5D&cauthor=true&cauthor_uid=15793703

[Falkie2013]

I worked on air once about 44 years ago, but even I after listening to thousands of hours of talk shows and REAL paranormal hosts like :

Ira Blue
Long John Knebel
Art Bell
Frank Edwards

and a host of others, could do a hell of a lot better job interviewing than Snoory ever does.

Does anyone remember this old movie and how the character sucked the life energy from people every time he walked through walls ?

That's what Snoory has done to my favorite show.


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[ziznak]

He seems legit. He has publications where he was the main research guy in the 90s.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed?term=Sykes%20BC%5BAuthor%5D&cauthor=true&cauthor_uid=15793703

Pretty extensive list there goes back to 1980.  Wish Sykes had traded his slot tonight with the assclown that Ian had last night... Ian wouldn't be asking him about cellular memory and crap.

[Falkie2013]

" Bear with me today on this one guys.  I'm finding out that Mondays just aren't good days for George.  It seems like it takes a day or two for him to really get in gear. "

Mind telling us just WHICH day Noory was EVER  **  IN  **  gear ?

[Falkie2013]

" George's Sci-Fi references at times like those are priceless. George Noory - Bridging the gap between high-science and the common folk. "

Given Snoory's continual gaffes and his obvious LACK of scientific knowledge, shouldn't that be LOW science ?

And in his case, it's not a gap, it's a damned CANYON !

[PB the Deplorable]

I call absolute BS if Noory made a statement to the effect that he has kicked numerous guests off the program for being frauds. I know of no occasion - not one single time - in which Noory stated to the guest he found him/her to be a fraud and was therefore terminating the interview. I don't even know of any occasion on which Noory told the audience he had done so after the guest was gone, when he even didn't have to summon the moral courage to accuse the guest "face to face". I don't think George has even said so after the guest's back was turned and out of hearing, as if he said days or months later, "I dropped so-and-so". Nope...

Yeah, instead Nice Guy Noory just 'loses' another phone connection and has Tommy call Lionel for another re-telling of Spring Heel Jack. 

George thinks the frauds are the ones that don't believe in his crackpot scientific and religious ideas like abiotic oil.

... George, being the weak, simpering, spineless and soft thing he is, wants to have it both ways: he wants to be seen as and get credit for being a tough defender of truth and the protector of his listeners; but without ever having to do anything to earn that rep, like get all icky-poo and actually stand up for something he believes in, make a stand and take action. He'd have to find something to believe in in the first place, and I don't mean that there aren't any coincidences or that there's really something going on out there.

George learned long ago that he doesn't need everyone to like him or believe his BS.  Sometimes just one will do - like whoever it is at PremRat that keeps him around.  For an audience he needs a relatively few people to tune into the show.

So when he talks tough or promotes himself as something he's not, he knows enough people out there will just accept it as fact - and the others don't matter.  This is one of George's few skills, a skill where a person is much better off not caring about truth or worried about looking embarassingly bad in front of people. 

I think when he talks about 'meetings' and 'show prep', he's actualy working on his lines of BS.   The sad thing is he thinks he has to do it this way to be successful.  If he just worked at his job instead of all this, he'd be much better off.

[Falkie2013]

Does anyone at the network ever really LISTEN to what Noory says ON the air ?

It would be interesting if someone would print up all the Nooryisms and send them to the head of the network at contract renewal time and have everyone on this board and other listeners and former listeners sign a petition begging the network head to NOT renew his contract.

I found this site where the owner discusses just how lame George is :

http://ghostofcoast.blogspot.com/2007/02/george-noory-is-fucking-idiot-discuss.html

And this great quote from this site :

    “It's too bad the end of the world had to happen tonight. We could have had you back in a few weeks to talk about it. ”
    ~ George Noory

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/George_Noory

I find it amazing that Fox and other networks are talking today about the 65th anniversary of Roswell and what does Snoory have a show on ?

Genetics.

Dumb. Really dumb.

[11angeleyes11]

The Daily Single Article destroyed it. .

[Sardondi]

...I find it amazing that Fox and other networks are talking today about the 65th anniversary of Roswell and what does Snoory have a show on ?
Genetics.

Dumb. Really dumb.

Are you kidding me? Today..today...was the 65th anniversary of Roswell and the only nationwide alt radio show doesn't even see fit to mention it? Surely he mentioned it in the intro segment, right? Right?

And I see the rest of the week is pretty much the same - with the added attraction that Thursdays are now devoted to Georgia Noory's fantastic new weight-loss program. And then the rest of the show I guess we've got Oprah to tell all us girls what she's been reading; then a Cosmo writer to discuss 1001 Sex Secrets of Hookers; and then to finish there'll be an Open Lines to talk with roundtable guests about how they handle heavy-flow days....

And then, the dance segment of the show:

http://youtu.be/HTN6Du3MCgI

http://youtu.be/rGoMBi7WaKM

[KnyeGuy]

I call absolute BS if Noory made a statement to the effect that he has kicked numerous guests off the program for being frauds. I know of no occasion - not one single time - in which Noory stated to the guest he found him/her to be a fraud and was therefore terminating the interview. I don't even know of any occasion on which Noory told the audience he had done so after the guest was gone, when he even didn't have to summon the moral courage to accuse the guest "face to face". I don't think George has even said so after the guest's back was turned and out of hearing, as if he said days or months later, "I dropped so-and-so". Nope.

There are two times I can think of that would somewhat defend Noory's claim.

The first is when he had two individuals on to discuss the secrets of Fatima. I'm not entirely knowledgeable about the whole Fatima story, but they were supposed to come on and disclose what was told to them by the two remaining survivors of the event. Instead they came on and said that they had been sworn to secrecy and would not be discussing the information they were privy to. George did kick them off the show during the break and told everyone that they had falsely gained an interview by promising something that they knew they would not deliver on.

The second is when Silvia Browne was on during the time there were 13 coal miners trapped somewhere in the mid-west (I think) quite a few years ago. She alluded to the fact that they would be found alive, without actually using the term "alive." Then during a news break it was announced that they had found all 13 miners, and I think only one of them was actually alive (or maybe they were all dead- I can't remember). At any rate, after a bunch of angry callers and fastblasts called Silvia out on this, George finally succumbed and ended the interview with her. Mind you, it took him quite awhile to do so, and I don't think he would've if so many listeners hadn't flooded the show with concern over Silvia's bullshit 'vision' regarding the situation, and utter word spinning after everyone had found out that she was full of shit.
Coast has never had her back on the program ever since that night.

That's all I can honestly think of, and I used to listen quite often for the first few years Noory took over the show.

[El Kragen]

There are two times I can think of that would somewhat defend Noory's claim.

The first is when he had two individuals on to discuss the secrets of Fatima...

The second is when Silvia Browne was on during the time there were 13 coal miners trapped somewhere in the mid-west...

Yep, these are the only two instances that I can ever recall and the only ones that ever get brought up on here.

Now I have heard George on numerous occasions just drop a guest and go to open lines without any explanation. Maybe that's what he means? ...  but honestly more often than not at those times George just seems bored, the interview is not going well and/or runs out of the standard 3x5 questions.

[Sardondi]

..Now I have heard George on numerous occasions just drop a guest and go to open lines without any explanation. Maybe that's what he means? ...  but honestly more often than not at those times George just seems bored, the interview is not going well and/or runs out of the standard 3x5 questions.

That's the only thing I'm aware of - and going to open lines because he gets more bored than usual is a far cry from"kicking them off because they're frauds."

[Juan]

George used to waste time on Friday nights playing a tape of a guy, supposedly on the phone with his employer, when he witnesses a fender bender in which a guy hits a car filled with old ladies.  The old ladies get out and beat up the other driver.  It was fairly funny the first time.

Last night, I'm almost positive the guy on the tape called in during the first hour and asked about a coming space alien invasion for the Olympics.

Does George have ringers calling in?

[ziznak]

It would be interesting if someone would print up all the Nooryisms

page one of this thread mv's list covers many.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

I am sure this has already been discussed but I saw this amazing announcement from Talkers Mag on line for July 6, 2012:
“Coast to Coast AM” Host George Noory Launches Anti-Obesity Campaign.  Premiere Networks personality George Noory is announcing the beginning of his campaign to encourage his listeners to lose 15 million pounds.  Noting that the Centers for Disease Control states one-third of adult Americans are obese, Noory will dedicate the first hour of his Thursday evening program in July to encouraging his millions of late-night listeners to improve their health, shed excess pounds and help fight weight-related diseases.  As part of the effort, he’ll welcome special guests to give advice on nutrition, weight loss, health benefits and much more.  Noory says, “Listeners of ‘Coast to Coast’ know that in addition to exploring the mysteries of the universe, I’m also interested in improving my health and wellness.  This ‘Shape Up’ campaign is a great opportunity for America to encourage and inspire each other to increase our longevity and live better lives.”
http://www.talkers.com/category/news/
What's next? Richard Simmons as a fill-in for Snoory?

[Tara]

Noory's fan base is generally uneducated, low IQ, from the lower socioeconomic class.  These people usually smoke, dine mainly on fried fast foods, never exercise and are the heaviest segment of the population.  No way this audience is going to give it up.  But Noory cares, that's all that's important to this crowd.

Yes, I know there are many among us on Coastgab that are not perfectly fit, but I bet we're more knowledgeable. 

[MV/Liberace!]

Yes, I know there are many among us on Coastgab that are not perfectly fit...

speak for yourself.  i look FUCKING AWESOME.


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[ziznak]

haha nice avy mv... that series was awesome... just starting season 4

[WOTR]

I hope my post didn't offend you in any way, WOTR.  I don't life life on the spectrum, but I have a beloved nephew who does.

Not at all... re-reading my post I think that the point I was trying to make did not really come across (nor did my dismal attempt at humour.)  We (those on the spectrum) do not want to claim him as one or our own.  Normal people surely do not want him.  If I felt qualified to speak for those with a very low IQ I would give reasons why he does not fit that category either as I would not wish for him to have anything in common with me.  Heck, I assume that a monkey might learn to type in order to refute that George is one of them should anybody ever accuse George of being a primate.

It takes far more than that for me to feel offended (especially when the words come from one of my favourite posters...)

[WOTR]

I know right... and Snoore's jumped right on that like he knew his shit but then couldn't remember if the lil guy's got teeth or not??  $100,000 might be the toothless pricing.  I'm kinda surprised Pye hasn't gotten the funding yet.makes sense that skull has been his schtick for a while.

...And he never will get the funding.  If you are all willing to send me cash donations I ***promise*** that I will get the skull DNA tested once the required $100,000 accumulates in my account and I do not find better things to spend free money on while I continue to beg donations from suckers er, rather, like minded friends who want to see the results of the testing.

Somehow, I doubt that there is a transparent process for finding out how much he has raised and what he has spent it on (but I can guarantee that not a penny has went to testing...)

[MABUSE]

"George Noory is announcing the beginning of his campaign to encourage his listeners to lose 15 million pounds."

Possibly the FASTEST way to achieve this goal is to load him, his entourage of idiocy and his loyal fanbase into surplus transports and park them near the Straits of Hormuz for his old branch of service and next enemy-apparent to use for target practice.
Anchors away, good buddy!

and yeah, MV you ALWAYS look freakin' awesome!

**M**

[MABUSE]

I just thought of a new thread :



Top 10 things you'd rather be doing than listening to George Noory :

10.  dentistry in any form

09.  tongue testing a large, random sampling of 9volt batteries from Walmart

08.  reading the scratch-n-sniff complete works of the Marquise de Sade

07.  airport security screening

06.  having a one-man kkk rally in south central los angeles

05.  re-reading the scratch-n-sniff complete works of the Marquise de Sade

04.  freebasing drano

03.  being stuck in an elevator with a group of hyper-flatulent dravidians after a heavy lunch

02.  self-inflicted gunshots

01.  thorough cavity search by a large fisted federali who has hairy, wart-encrusted knuckles.


next.....

**M**