George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[shivermetimbers]

sNoory the other night admitted while single, he doesn't use his dating service.

George Noory Sucks

He is already engaged to Big Foot.

[NoMoreNoory]

Gravitational waves detected! Einstein vindicated!! Just think what that man could have achieved if he'd had a computer!!!
We are now 'listening' to the universe one-trillionth of a second after the Big Bang. The Big Bang that George Noory Smart Cat has so much trouble with.

GNSCS

[Juan Cena]

Spent 40 plus minutes on hold to hear Dave's guest verify what I'd heard about South Korea not wanting to reunify with the North.

[136 or 142]

Spent 40 plus minutes on hold to hear Dave's guest verify what I'd heard about South Korea not wanting to reunify with the North.

Charles R. Smith might be interesting if he weren't such an obvious partisan bullshitter.  I'd like to know how Dave "we don't do politics here" Noory justifies having this guy on.

I figured the George Noory section of BellGab would die when Dark Matter came on so I went away and on to other things, but, Art did his favorite past time of leaving his show, so I guess we're stuck with the Nooron again.

[136 or 142]

Oh geez, Howard Blum talking about politics.

Howard Blum is alright, but his assertion that political messages and presumably governing should be done with clear simple messages and ideas was the 'logic' of George W. Bush.  Reality is frequently complicated and policies need to reflect that.  Maybe political campaign messages should be kept simple, but I'm not so sure that the average voter is so stupid they need to be spoken to by candidates with grade 5-9 talking points, especially not Democratic Party voters.

[albrecht]

Listened to the Velikovsky show and it was horrible. FFWed through Hogue's nonsense but like some of Scranton's stuff so listened, but Norry's interview almost sounded like it was pre-recorded, like Michael Savage does sometimes, and he just read his 3x5 card questions and then Laird replied and then it was replayed. And we got at least, by my limited count, about 5 versions of Norry's stand-by questions "how do you do what you do?" "what is your most interesting book?" "how did you get into this?" etc type of lame questions and some Norry's questions on the card which were ok he cut Scranton's answers off for breaks to never complete the answer.
-GNS

[Dateline]

Drinking it black today, Norry, or are you having a "Bloody Mary"?

Now, I have made the connection.  He soaks the hair in the coffee for it to absorb the coffee ground color. 

[Dateline]

Here, is your Norry lie of the day.  It is a holiday "Presidents' Day."  It is a federal holiday.  Some states celebrate it and others do not.

Remember these famous words "When a holiday falls within the work week, "I" will have a live show with you.  That is the pledge I made when I took over this show."  You can depend on that.  We are a Coast family.

Well, guess where Norry is NOT today, scheduled to do the show tonight.  It is Jimmy Church, the wet head. 

Another deception discovered, so put that in your coffee mug and drink it.

[NoMoreNoory]

Gravitational waves detected! Einstein vindicated!! Just think what that man could have achieved if he'd had a computer!!!
We are now 'listening' to the universe one-trillionth of a second after the Big Bang. The Big Bang that George Noory Smart Cat has so much trouble with.

GNSCS

Can I give myself a self-congratulatory *ding ding*? Noory reported the story, and tried to sound like an expert, giving the standard 'imagine a bowling ball on a rubber sheet' explanation of what gravity does to space. Not really the point here, George, but well done: pat on the head and a gold star. He also suggested this would 'change time travel'. I didn't know it was even established yet!
And he pointed out that this observation confirms Einstein's prediction and, yes, declared 'He didn't even have a computer!'

Predicting the suckage is always fun!

[136 or 142]

Here, is your Norry lie of the day.  It is a holiday "Presidents' Day."  It is a federal holiday.  Some states celebrate it and others do not.

Remember these famous words "When a holiday falls within the work week, "I" will have a live show with you.  That is the pledge I made when I took over this show."  You can depend on that.  We are a Coast family.

Well, guess where Norry is NOT today, scheduled to do the show tonight.  It is Jimmy Church, the wet head. 

Another deception discovered, so put that in your coffee mug and drink it.

You're complaining that the Nooron won't be hosting for a day?

[ItsOver]

Here, is your Norry lie of the day.  It is a holiday "Presidents' Day."  It is a federal holiday.  Some states celebrate it and others do not.

Remember these famous words "When a holiday falls within the work week, "I" will have a live show with you.  That is the pledge I made when I took over this show."  You can depend on that.  We are a Coast family.

Well, guess where Norry is NOT today, scheduled to do the show tonight.  It is Jimmy Church, the wet head. 

Another deception discovered, so put that in your coffee mug and drink it.

Jimmy Church?  Jorch's "buddy?"  Eh, pretty much the same as Jorch.

[ufogadfly]

Can I give myself a self-congratulatory *ding ding*? Noory reported the story, and tried to sound like an expert, giving the standard 'imagine a bowling ball on a rubber sheet' explanation of what gravity does to space. Not really the point here, George, but well done: pat on the head and a gold star. He also suggested this would 'change time travel'. I didn't know it was even established yet!
And he pointed out that this observation confirms Einstein's prediction and, yes, declared 'He didn't even have a computer!'

Predicting the suckage is always fun!

Maybe just a pat on the head because he referred to "the universe", rather than the space surrounding individual planetary bodies, as a rubber sheet. I'm not aware of any research showing that everything is spiraling into the center of the universe. More like the opposite, actually.
Also loved, "That's what's happening to gravity," and how he ended that bit, along with the time travel thing, saying "rocket ship" propulsion. Hey, I love the old Flash Gordon stuff as much as  or more than anybody, but in 2016 we call them spaceships or space vehicles.
But maybe I'm being picky.

[CornyCrow]

Listened to the Velikovsky show and it was horrible. FFWed through Hogue's nonsense but like some of Scranton's stuff so listened, but Norry's interview almost sounded like it was pre-recorded, like Michael Savage does sometimes, and he just read his 3x5 card questions and then Laird replied and then it was replayed. And we got at least, by my limited count, about 5 versions of Norry's stand-by questions "how do you do what you do?" "what is your most interesting book?" "how did you get into this?" etc type of lame questions and some Norry's questions on the card which were ok he cut Scranton's answers off for breaks to never complete the answer.
-GNS

Yeah.  I put the radio on to listen but by the time the part of the program comes on that I'd like to listen to, I'm fast asleep. 

[21st Century Man]

Jimmy Church?  Jorch's "buddy?"  Eh, pretty much the same as Jorch.

Have you ever seen 2 sleazier guys?

[ItsOver]

Have you ever seen 2 sleazier guys?

It makes this Jorch and Tommy shot look good.

[Ted Baxter]

Get the App.. download it... and have some fun....

[Dateline]

It makes this Jorch and Tommy shot look good.

At least they bathed.  Those other two were very daring to get social with them.

[ItsOver]

At least they bathed.  Those other two were very daring to get social with them.

True.  At least they don't look like they were dipped in 10W-30, unlike Jorch and Jimmy.  I'm going out on a limb, though, and guess Tommy didn't shave his arm pits.  Jorch must like the Euro-look.

[Faustina]

Lol.

[Izintit?]

Maybe just a pat on the head because he referred to "the universe", rather than the space surrounding individual planetary bodies, as a rubber sheet. I'm not aware of any research showing that everything is spiraling into the center of the universe. More like the opposite, actually.
Also loved, "That's what's happening to gravity," and how he ended that bit, along with the time travel thing, saying "rocket ship" propulsion. Hey, I love the old Flash Gordon stuff as much as  or more than anybody, but in 2016 we call them spaceships or space vehicles.
But maybe I'm being picky.

Flash Gordon was too racy for young George to watch. His knowledge of spaceships and propulsion stopped at the Fireball XL5. GNSC

[ItsOver]

Flash Gordon was too racy for young George to watch. His knowledge of spaceships and propulsion stopped at the Fireball XL5. GNSC

Rule #1 for the GNS club, "Don't upset Ma Noory!"  Stick with Pat Boone and Fireball XL5.  Ma Noory likes white shoes and marionettes.

[ACE of CLUBS]

George Noory doesn't suck ..... compared to Art Bell now !

What's more entertaining now ..... ? 
C2C generally has interesting weekend shows/hosts + George Noory might have 1 out of 5 show(s) per week that are interesting.

Art Bell ...... endlessly quitting, threatening legal action, history of narcissistic behavior, and ...... no show!

Ahhhhhh ...... the Turkey Sammich Banquet is won by George ... 

[Jackstar]

No.

[Roswells, Art]

I tried to listen to Noory once. Maybe he was off that day? All I heard was hours of commercials.

[littlechris]

BWAAAA!!!! 

WHAT THE FUZUCK?!!

[ziznak]

it's in the jimmy church thread but... i think it deserves an appearance here as well....

the real reason Jimmy loves Jorchy

[Just Me]

Jimmy Church?  Jorch's "buddy?"  Eh, pretty much the same as Jorch.

Never trust a burned out old mental geezer with one eyebrow constantly raised and black hair dye on the brow, head and stache

[Dateline]

it's in the jimmy church thread but... i think it deserves an appearance here as well....

the real reason Jimmy loves Jorchy

(Reference to JorchnJimmywsausagejpg above.)

Yelp, always love a good grilled ballpark frank.  Jimmy does, too.

There's a brand out there called Jimmy Dean's that sells hotdogs. He just may become the spokesperson on that pic. 

[UFQuack]

Time for a cheap joke:

Let's just say Jorch takes his role in radio seriously...

Yeah pizza "roll"

[GravitySucks]

The station here that plays C2C plays a recent replay on Sunday evenings before the live CF. So the snooron is interviewing a pilot discussing the difficulties of flying in fog.

"Could you be flying upside down and not know it?"