George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nebraska888]

He just can't wait for his volcano escalator to the top of Mauna Kea.  They were gonna build a new telescope but he knows blasting his voice from a lofty peak would be of more benefit to humanity.  They're even putting in a new 7/11 at the bottom so he can grab a sammich on the way up.

Ha!!!! 

[albrecht]

Norry just can't seem to make coherent statements:
"Well, uh, you know, as they say, its really more bad luck for the person who doesn't get the money."  No, Norry, nobody says that.

[CornyCrow]

Dave made reference to homeopathic and 'naturalized' doctors.  I think he meant 'naturopathic'  - maybe 'naturalistic'.

[albrecht]

Dave made reference to homeopathic and 'naturalized' doctors.  I think he meant 'naturopathic'  - maybe 'naturalistic'.

Maybe they are FKK types? Who knows- with the characters Norry finds as "doctors?" Nudists would be about the least bizarre thing about their lifestyle or beliefs.
-GNS

[NoMoreNoory]

My God! A Beatles song I've never heard! George tells us Earth Wind And Fire covered a Fabs song called 'Got To Get To You Into My Life'. Anyone know where I can check out this rarity?

[JesusJuice]

My God! A Beatles song I've never heard! George tells us Earth Wind And Fire covered a Fabs song called 'Got To Get To You Into My Life'. Anyone know where I can check out this rarity?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKskYvTGEHE

[21st Century Man]

Jorch was told by the guest that blacks were only given 3/5  of a vote in the early days of the USA.  George replied  "Really?  Geesh!"

I guess that proves that history wasn't one of Jorch's strong points.  Add that to that looooong list.

He probably did ok in biology especially lab.  I bet he loved dissecting little animals.  He probably practiced on live ones at home.

[NoMoreNoory]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKskYvTGEHE

Ah, yes. Very familiar with this. It's the song Fumblegums mentioned that is news to me: Got To Get To You Into My Life.

[Morgus]

No Noory tonight and tomorrow since Dave Schrader fills in, but unfortunately Noory returns for Sunday night for his monthly "submerging artists" suckfest...

[ItsOver]

No Noory tonight and tomorrow since Dave Schrader fills in, but unfortunately Noory returns for Sunday night for his monthly "submerging artists" suckfest...

You mean Jorch isn't resting up on Sunday night after singing for the Super Bowl halftime show? 

[NoMoreNoory]

No Noory tonight and tomorrow since Dave Schrader fills in, but unfortunately Noory returns for Sunday night for his monthly "submerging artists" suckfest...

George and Tommee are at one of their 'major events', the Alien Snowfest at Big Bear Lake, CA.

[Morgus]

George and Tommee are at one of their 'major events', the Alien Snowfest at Big Bear Lake, CA.

You are correct - I see this listed at the c2c website:


Space & Alien Snowfest
The Convention Center
Big Bear Lake, CA
February 5-7
On Saturday, February 6th, at 11:15am, George will moderate a panel discussion with Stanton Friedman, Jason Martell, Mike Bara, Chase Kloetzke, Micah Hanks, and Tom Danheiser. Then, from 7-9pm, George will host a Meet & Greet, and mixer with other conference speakers. Tickets cost $209 each...

[PB the Deplorable]

... Tickets cost $209 each...

Who goes to these shit-fests, and what do they think they are getting?

[akwilly]

Who goes to these shit-fests, and what do they think they are getting?

Falkie. He gets awesome video... sometimes.

[PB the Deplorable]

... George will moderate a panel discussion with Stanton Friedman, Jason Martell, Mike Bara, Chase Kloetzke, Micah Hanks, and Tom Danheiser...

Tommy is now a star attraction in his own right? 

[akwilly]

Tommy is now a star attraction in his own right?

he's a mega structure

[Jackstar]

Tommy is now a star attraction in his own right?

[theONE]

A caller just asked Noory what happened to Hoagland!
Noory replied "Hoagland wanted to go off on his own and did so with our blessing..."

you see, "smart cat"George has class,..give such smart, sharp ,friendly answer,
maybe because he makes 1/2 million per year

[theONE]

you guys fuckers are beating dead horse here,..why ??
you are that dull ??
yes U R !!

[Ciardelo]

sNoory the other night admitted while single, he doesn't use his dating service.

George Noory Sucks

[ItsOver]

Tommy is now a star attraction in his own right?

Hell, yeah.  At least on the other side of a street in Burbank.

[Izintit?]

Who goes to these shit-fests, and what do they think they are getting?

WE know what they`re getting- ROYALLY SCREWED.

[Izintit?]

Tommy is now a star attraction in his own right?

Playing an overfed Yeti does not instantly make one a "star".

[Izintit?]

you see, "smart cat"George has class,..give such smart, sharp ,friendly answer,
maybe because he makes 1/2 million per year

Hey George,when did you stop using GNoory?

[Izintit?]

You mean Jorch isn't resting up on Sunday night after singing for the Super Bowl halftime show?

Ha! Just imagining that is fun but I don`t know if the NFL could recover. 

[ItsOver]

Ha! Just imagining that is fun but I don`t know if the NFL could recover. 

I can see the players playing to an empty stadium at the start of the third quarter.

[Morgus]

sNoory the other night admitted while single, he doesn't use his dating service.

yep, even Noory knows that his Paranormal Date venture SUCKS!

[CornyCrow]

No Noory tonight and tomorrow since Dave Schrader fills in, but unfortunately Noory returns for Sunday night for his monthly "submerging artists" suckfest...

We should all call up and encourage Dave to take more vacations - like, he works so hard, he deserves it.  Does anyone have a nice summer home to bribe him with? Maybe some free tickets to Disney?

[CornyCrow]

sNoory the other night admitted while single, he doesn't use his dating service.

George Noory Sucks

Maybe he failed a background check.

[theONE]

sNoory the other night admitted while single, he doesn't use his dating service.

George Noory Sucks

HWS , this puzzle starts with H as in Heather .......