George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

'Sound Off' Open Lines in the second half tonight. Must be having trouble getting guests, or had one cancel, and Fanthorpe too busy screening porn for his parishioners.

[21st Century Man]

Listening to the show.  The guest and Noory said that 2 years ago, Jeb Bush was the favorite for this presidential race.  I knew 5 years ago that he didn't stand a chance of becoming President.

[21st Century Man]

'Sound Off' Open Lines in the second half tonight. Must be having trouble getting guests, or had one cancel, and Fanthorpe too busy screening porn for his parishioners.

I wonder what Joshua Pee Warren is doing?  I guess this is his special night to spend time with Robert the Doll.

[Gumby, Dammit]

I wonder what Joshua Pee Warren is doing?  I guess this is his special night to spend time with Robert the Doll.

He's busy out back drilling holes in plywood, making his next batch of woo-woo devices to sell to Noory's hoards.

[Juan Cena]

I wonder what Joshua Pee Warren is doing?  I guess this is his special night to spend time with Robert the Doll.

Robert dumped Josh for the guy who did the show about him that I called in.

[21st Century Man]

He's busy out back drilling holes in plywood, making his next batch of woo-woo devices to sell to Noory's hoards.

Lol like the wishing machine.  Dave Schraeder bought one.  The dummy.  I thought he was smarter than that and Dave has a contest each season so 2 listeners can win one.

Next Warren will be selling a device that captures a ghost. There's a sucker born every minute.

[21st Century Man]

Here we go with the Howard Beale snippet. 

[21st Century Man]

Robert dumped Josh for the guy who did the show about him that I called in.

What show was that?

[Morgus]

A caller just asked Noory what happened to Hoagland!
Noory replied "Hoagland wanted to go off on his own and did so with our blessing..."

[akwilly]

A caller just asked Noory what happened to Hoagland!
Noory replied "Hoagland wanted to go off on his own and did so with our blessing..."

lol was hoping they were askiing what happend to him tonight.

[Morgus]

Is this Falkie calling into Noory now?
He is telling Noory the best way to put toilet paper on the roll...

[ziznak]

Is this Falkie calling into Noory now?
He is telling Noory the best way to put toilet paper on the roll...

sounds like a classshic... let me "get ready" for that

[BellBoy]

Ha!  That reminds me of the night Jorch really lost it and was doing choo-choo train sounds.  :  Apparently, his demographics are senile senior citizens, insomniac kindergartners, and a smattering of incredulous BellGabbers.

All aboard!

[ziznak]

somebody needs to line up all of his awkward attempts at being silly into one good youtube vid

[Just Me]

Last night the c2c dummytron clown had this Mitch Horowitz on and this guy published Wheatly Strippers new book. So the c2c dummytron clown is telling this Horowitz guy, Wheatly's new book strange natural is great only dummytron fucks it all up. Ya see, the book is called Super Natural but dummytron is to dumb to remember he just had Wheatly on the night before talking all about Wheatly's new book that just came out called Super Natural.

Dummytron catches his fuck up on the next time he mentions the Wheatly new book and then say's the correct name, Super Natural. I bet old Wheatly was ripping his remaining hair out with the c2c dummytron bullshit insult to Wheatly.

Shoe shine boy clown c2c dummytron is an idiot.

[PB the Deplorable]

Last night the c2c dummytron clown had this Mitch Horowitz on and this guy published Wheatly Strippers new book. So the c2c dummytron clown is telling this Horowitz guy, Wheatly's new book strange natural is great only dummytron fucks it all up. Ya see, the book is called Super Natural but dummytron is to dumb to remember he just had Wheatly on the night before talking all about Wheatly's new book that just came out called Super Natural.

Dummytron catches his fuck up on the next time he mentions the Wheatly new book and then say's the correct name, Super Natural. I bet old Wheatly was ripping his remaining hair out with the c2c dummytron bullshit insult to Wheatly.

Shoe shine boy clown c2c dummytron is an idiot.

George thinks 'super' means dumb and boring, because sometimes that's the cue card Tommy hands him when a guest says something idiotic.  He knew that couldn't be the name of Whiny's book, wanted to get it right, and ad-libbed

[ItsOver]

A caller just asked Noory what happened to Hoagland!
Noory replied "Hoagland wanted to go off on his own and did so with our blessing..."

King of the night Jorch gave serf Hoagie his freedom.  Ha!

[coaster]

Dave was talking with his guest about two different books, Amazing Dogs and Buried Alive.  I think he really wanted the book Amazing Dogs Buried Alive.

heh

[zeebo]

King of the night Squire of Suckage Jorch gave serf Hoagie his freedom.  Ha!

[ItsOver]

"I am thuh King, uh tell yeewww!  Be gone, subject Hoagland!"

[whoozit]

Which is greater, the Emancipation Proclamation or the Emancipation of Hoagie?  Great minds will ponder this for centuries.

[pate]

George thinks 'super' means dumb and boring, because sometimes that's the cue card Tommy hands him when a guest says something idiotic.  He knew that couldn't be the name of Whiny's book, wanted to get it right, and ad-libbed

How does one differentiate between iGnooron's pronounciation of 'super' and 'superb'?  Both can be used as an exclaimatory interjection.  Myshterious!

I am Not Sure where my motivation for asking this comes from, I think it was your pairing of the words 'super' and 'dumb' in the same sentence with the provisional Nooronical definition of 'dumb and boring' which I (in my mynd) have translated into the DaveSpeak Shorthand term 'superb.'  It fits really, he may have said 'super' but the word he was trying to incorrectly use was 'superb.'

Long story short:

GNS

[pate]

Anyone listening to the Jorch?  I am curious if there are any updates on the Hawaiian studio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSR63efXy4A

GNS

[Zetaspeak]

'Sound Off' Open Lines in the second half tonight. Must be having trouble getting guests, or had one cancel

I just assumed it was a way for Jorche to be even lazier. He works 4-days a week and he can take half a night for open lines without the need of any of that icky work like research (haha) or having to hold a conversation.

I am actually surprised Noory mentioned the Robert Young situation tonight. Looking at C2C site it seems like he was last on the show on January of 2014.

[Izintit?]

Anyone listening to the Jorch?  I am curious if there are any updates on the Hawaiian studio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSR63efXy4A

GNS

The hairy half-wit usually updates everyone in Feb how he expects the studio to be ready by his birthday in June. At least he has for the last four years. GNS

[Izintit?]

It makes me wonder what weird, demented satisfaction sNoory enjoys from this. He derives great pleasure in making his callers whinny like a horse or bark like a dog on a regular basis.  There are times when his insistence to have his callers please him with these sounds becomes overbearing and truly disturbing.  My favorite time was when he had a witch on the program and he wanted her to "cackle like a witch" as they wrapped up the interview.  She didn't do it, despite his asinine goading to be a stereotypical witch, which is probably something she could do without and is working to dispel.

It`s like that scene from "Deliverance" - "Let me hear you squeal like a pig!"  Noory is one strange dude.

[ItsOver]

The hairy half-wit usually updates everyone in Feb how he expects the studio to be ready by his birthday in June. At least he has for the last four years. GNS

They're still working on a shpecial escalator from LA to Hawaii.  At least that's what PremRat is telling King Jorch.

[ziznak]

They're still working on a shpecial escalator from LA to Hawaii.  At least that's what PremRat is telling King Jorch.

"and he's buuuying a staaairwaaaaaay.... to Hawa-iiiiiiiiiiiiii"

[ItsOver]

"and he's buuuying a staaairwaaaaaay.... to Hawa-iiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Ha!  Snorge can do that at his next Toronto concert.  Those poor bastards.

Ziz, do you have a photoshop of Jorge on an escalator?

[zeebo]

He just can't wait for his volcano escalator to the top of Mauna Kea.  They were gonna build a new telescope but he knows blasting his voice from a lofty peak would be of more benefit to humanity.  They're even putting in a new 7/11 at the bottom so he can grab a sammich on the way up.