George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Frys Girl]

Noory started the show off last night claiming his email got hacked apparently by somebody in Hungary.
Lots of emails went out from Noory's email address pushing some supplement pills.
Sounds like an excuse or did one of his hater's play a joke on him?
Noory had an expert on for a few minutes who discussed the possibility it could have been a hacker using Noory's private email system to send out emails to everyone on his address list with a hidden virus if they are opened.
Noory on the air apologized for those emails that were sent with his name, including to the president of the network. 

Hahahaha. Noory got scammed. I don't think it was a hacker. I think he clicked some bogus link. Serves him right. He's an infomercial himself.

[PB the Deplorable]

I'm a new member who joined to defend George Noory.  I think he is a much better host than most other members give him credit for... I've been listening to Coast to Coast AM off-and-on for about eight years.  I've heard hundreds of shows from Noory... I listen to be entertained late at night, and get a feeling for all the weird stuff out there... it doesn't bother me that Noory fails to challenge his guests, because who really cares?  Does anyone really consider the validity of shadow people, Bigfoot, cryptids, time travel, astral projection, or whatever is on each night?  I'm guessing most of you would say no, but it's a fun program nonetheless.

... Noory can be quirky and random at times, but it's always lighthearted.  I remember he claimed that, "a hand just grabbed my leg under the table."  It was so random and implausible that I shook my head and laughed...

George has often spoken of Dr Morgus, the goofball host of late night horror movies where George grew up.  He has mentioned seeking out the weird and unusual news stories as a young news director, even earning the nickname 'Captain Bizarre'.  On Coast George is never more pleased than when he can lead off the show with news of some horrific death or gruesome mutilation.

George's approach is to read the news, introduce the topic, then sit back and hope the guest will carry the show.  It's very much the radio version of Dr Morgus' movie show hosting - a little gore, some slapstick, a dumb sidekick, try to play it all for laughs - how he must wish he just had a recording he could play, the way Morgus had movies.

And here we have someone else admitting that's what they want the show to be.

[Wild Card Guy]

Worst example in my memory banks: Snoory begins an interview with a guest he had met personally through his constant conference hopping.  Snoory knew the guest had tried to commit suicide in the interim between last seeing said guest and having him on the show for this appearance. 

Suicide attempt had nothing to do with the night's topic, IIRC, yet ever-sensitive Snoory raises this event on-air for discussion before the night's festivities begin. 

And he not only raises the suicide attempt, but pushes the guest for all the gory details associated with it, asking multiple times for the guest to describe what it was like to be "found" by rescuers after the failed attempt.

Finally, in exasperation, the guest repeats for the umpteenth time, "I WAS UNCONSCIOUS, GEORGE. I DON'T REMEMBER BEING RESCUED."

That is how sensitive an interviewer Snoory is.  Bless his cold little heart.

Ah! I remember this one, too...very well. My blood pressure increased each time Noory asked yet another shit-headed stupid and insensitive question. I was praying the guest would finally tell Noory to fuck off, but there's that damn seven second delay, which ruins the fun for all of us here in the outer limits.

[Wild Card Guy]

George's approach is to read the news, introduce the topic, then sit back and hope the guest will carry the show.

Huh? I've never once heard Noory sit there and shut the fuck up during one of his "interviews".

[UnscreenedCaller]

One of the topics for tonight's show: bras cause breast cancer. I rest my case about Noron. He's an unprincipled idiot/fearmonger, and not fit to be within 30 feet of a mic and transmitter.

[ManiacMatt]

One of the topics for tonight's show: bras cause breast cancer. I rest my case about Noron. He's an unprincipled idiot/fearmonger, and not fit to be within 30 feet of a mic and transmitter.

Not only that, but bras and cancer is waaaaay old news.  It's theory is that bras may limit lymphatic circulation and allow toxins to build up.  Years ago, I would see reports mostly about underwire bras constricting circulation.  Frankly, I think all of Noory's "health" shows are just boring as hell, even if they have someone on with an ounce of credibility.  I'm sure Noory will act like the bra story is shocking news!  Oh my, burn your bras ladies!

[HorrorReporter]

Not only that, but bras and cancer is waaaaay old news.  It's theory is that bras may limit lymphatic circulation and allow toxins to build up.  Years ago, I would see reports mostly about underwire bras constricting circulation.  Frankly, I think all of Noory's "health" shows are just boring as hell, even if they have someone on with an ounce of credibility.  I'm sure Noory will act like the bra story is shocking news!  Oh my, burn your bras ladies!

Oh lord.. I just picture Noory dressing up for Halloween wearing one of those tacky 'free mammogram' costumes.....
Imagine Noory at a Victoria's Secret with a megaphone Alex Jones style announcing "Burn those braash or you'll all get shome type of cansher in your titsh"

[HorrorReporter]

"live" Noory chat tonight on C2C... Hmmm... will Art Bell's latest demand come up?
With Art, timing is key. Wonder if it was on purpose..........................?

[HorrorReporter]

Somewhere in time with George Noory. An empty rooom, a bad rug (below and above) and nothing on his slide show...

[HorrorReporter]

'my intellect is this shmall. Get ready for that'

[HorrorReporter]

I'm In the chat.

Highlights so far:    
Comment From gayla
George, have you ever seen an U.F.O.?
8:07

george noory: I have seen two objects with night vision googles that I can say were unidentified near san Jose

[HorrorReporter]

The infinite wishdom

8:07

Comment From JakeW
As the world gets crazier and crazier, what do you think is the biggest concern of most Americans?
8:08

george noory: Their happiness..health...family.....people just want to carve out a decent living and to be left alone

[HorrorReporter]

Catchy phrashes

8:08

Comment From Blaize
Hello George can you expound on the sentiment "Somewhere out there" That you close the show with every night
8:09

george noory: When I started doing the show fulltime ten years ago. I was looking for a ctachy phrase to end the show.........and honed in on Somewhere out there on Coast to Coast AM...until then be safe everyone

[HorrorReporter]

Ouch to Art!!

8:10

Comment From Tokaar
George, did you ever find out what the hole known as Mel's Hole really was?
8:11

george noory: No and now Im beginning to have my doubts of its authenticity

[HorrorReporter]

My Art Bell 6 questions were ignored but sexy Lexy put this one through

8:13

Comment From Horrorreporter
Has your contract been extended to 2018 yet?
8:13

george noory: We will be negotiating that in a few months but yes it will be

[aldousburbank]

George, did you ever find out what the hole known as Mel's Hole really was?
8:11

george noory: No and now Im beginning to have my doubts of its authenticity

George is the hole and his authenticity is highly questionable.

[aldousburbank]

Oh damn! Sitting here smoking a homegrown listening to Johnny Cash on the porch overlooking the Sierras and missing Georgie's chat...

[coaster]

george noory: We will be negotiating that in a few months but yes it will be

groan

[HorrorReporter]

Good to see Dr Leir rebouds

8:22

Comment From Eddie in NJ
George,How is Dr. Leir doing?
8:22

george noory: Roger is holding on..he was very ill for a while but appears to be rebouding

[HorrorReporter]

Oh damn! Sitting here smoking a homegrown listening to Johnny Cash on the porch overlooking the Sierras and missing Georgie's chat...

My insider status runs out in a week may as well get 'all the benefits' so get ready for that

[HorrorReporter]

Johnny B warming' up the Hawaiian chair

8:22

Comment From Odell in Sherman Oaks
When will you use the Hawaii studio?
8:23

george noory: August, but John B Wells needs it in July

[HorrorReporter]

Like someone who wants them?

8:27

Comment From Sarah in Chicago
will you be on air in Chicago again? When? We miss you!!!!
8:28

george noory: Yes but we are waiting for a great opportunity to open up

[HorrorReporter]

Brilliance

8:28

Comment From theofferingofpeace
George...can you give me a real perspective on what an alien is?
8:30

george noory: an alien is nothing more than us

[kf5iwe]

 If Art starts a new show, Nooron will be mopping toilets long before 2018 So get ready for that!!!

[aldousburbank]

george noory: an alien is nothing more than us

Freekin' Einstein.  This guy is wasting his life not writing the great American novel.

[HorrorReporter]

Noory just doesn't want to pick up a tab

   
Comment From EdwardScrissorSister
Just curious do all the hosts of the show talk off the air? Ever get everyone together for happy hour or dinner?
8:38

george noory: Not really very rarely we all seem to do our thing

[HorrorReporter]

It took Noory minutes to 'pose' a question and he brings up the iPhone app that seemingly sucks beyond recognition

8:38

Lex: George, would you like to pose another question for the group?
8:40

george noory: Sure...how do you like the iphone app....its being modified and we will have android!

[HorrorReporter]

Sigh

8:42

Comment From PAJA
spock, data, or seven of nine? Who is the coolest science officer
8:43

george noory: Spock!!!!!!!!

[HorrorReporter]

Suddenly it seems like a teenage girl is answering


8:43

Comment From al
it seems that each host has a preferred topic. Is that intentional or just the luck of the draw?
8:44

george noory: George Knapp loves UFO's...........I love it all lol

[HorrorReporter]

Boy Art would be a good guest!!

   
Comment From VA4DAV
George: I would realy like to see more programing on Amateur Radio from guests such as the editor of QST Magazine and Popular Communications. Any chance of that happening? Especially since the sun is doing such crazy things lately.
8:46

george noory: email me more info
george@coasttocoastam.com