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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Morgus

That annoying frequent caller just made it on again to talk to Dr. Kaku -
its Bill from West Hartford, Conn - as always starting with a long introduction of  describing himself as an amateur astronomer and atheist.

michio

Quote from: martinjsxx on March 12, 2012, 05:05:05 AM
Bizarrely fixated? This is an Art Bell forum right? If anyone's relatively young wife died suddenly and mysteriously and then they married a 21 year old a month or two later it would be odd. You seem like the one who needs help with an Art Bell fixation.

No, it's the Noory Sucks! thread. You made me have a flashback to those tiresome Noory cheerleader(s) that used to hang out at GLP before they unjustly and cowardly deleted the amazing and truth ridden official GNS! thread, because some idiot terrorist was holding the board moderators hostage. Those trolls were bizarrely fixated on Bell's marriage to Airyn after Ramona's death, too. I suppose you (and the other trolls) would rather Art had offed himself instead of finding a new love to offer him hope and a reason to go on living without Ramona. I'd think a pair that loved each other as deeply as Ramona and Art did would never have wished unhappiness on each other, but would have wanted the surviving mate to carry on with a happy life.  If the marriage was too quick for you then that's YOUR PROBLEM.  BOO HOO. I don't need the help (other than helping C2C find a competent and qualified host to replace the disaster Noory), because as I said, it's not my personal life and not my business to worry myself sick about that sort of thing, unlike you.  How you pompously and erroneously believe it's your business, and dementedly suggest that that the moron Noory "investigate" Art's too-fast-for-my-taste marriage, glaringly proves to me (once again) your disturbing fixation on Bell's personal life. Nice talking with you.

Seamus Capone

Quote from: EnterDragon on March 11, 2012, 09:21:46 PMKnapp is the best right now, the way he starts of a show with the monologue and all. I don't mean his opening intro, its what he says after the intro that is nice to listen to, a true pro.

I agree with you. I would be ecstatic if he was the main host. It's a shame that he has one or two other careers that prevent him from hosting more often. He's the best fit for Coast IMO.

martinjsxx

Quote from: michio on March 13, 2012, 12:05:27 AM
No, it's the Noory Sucks! thread. You made me have a flashback to those tiresome Noory cheerleader(s) that used to hang out at GLP before they unjustly and cowardly deleted the amazing and truth ridden official GNS! thread, because some idiot terrorist was holding the board moderators hostage. Those trolls were bizarrely fixated on Bell's marriage to Airyn after Ramona's death, too. I suppose you (and the other trolls) would rather Art had offed himself instead of finding a new love to offer him hope and a reason to go on living without Ramona. I'd think a pair that loved each other as deeply as Ramona and Art did would never have wished unhappiness on each other, but would have wanted the surviving mate to carry on with a happy life.  If the marriage was too quick for you then that's YOUR PROBLEM.  BOO HOO. I don't need the help (other than helping C2C find a competent and qualified host to replace the disaster Noory), because as I said, it's not my personal life and not my business to worry myself sick about that sort of thing, unlike you.  How you pompously and erroneously believe it's your business, and dementedly suggest that that the moron Noory "investigate" Art's too-fast-for-my-taste marriage, glaringly proves to me (once again) your disturbing fixation on Bell's personal life. Nice talking with you.

You come off as one scary dude. Does the FBI have a profile on you?

Lovely Bones

Quote from: fysisist on March 12, 2012, 12:28:38 PM
whoa... we're talking about a late night radio show here... I'd settle for a host who doesn't have his head up his ass.

What fysisist said. 

Lovely Bones

Quote from: b_dubb on March 12, 2012, 09:11:34 PM
noory is pimping lear capital.  what a soulless piece of shit.  pimping bullshit investment information to people who are clueless about money.  if Coast was such a solid performing radio program they could sell advertising to REAL companies.  not these fly by night scams

Carnivora, anyone?  It makes the immune system dominant.  LOL. 


Quote from: Gassy Man on March 12, 2012, 10:18:34 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.  Michio Kaku.

HERESY!

preston

Quote from: Lovely Bones on March 13, 2012, 07:48:44 AM
Carnivora, anyone?  It makes the immune system dominant.  LOL.
Don't forget that President Reagan took carnivora.
Oh by the way does anyone know what disease he had when he died.
I can't remember

Gassy Man

Quote from: Agent : Orange on March 13, 2012, 03:39:35 PM
HERESY!
Yeah, I know, Agent: Orange, but as much as I respect the man's intelligence, he just says the same thing every time he's on . . . and combined with his dorky humor, it just doesn't do it for me.  I understand though that he has quite a following, and if credibility was the greatest factor, he would be one of the best.


Gassy Man

Turdlock was on and admitted somewhat obliquely that he wasn't right about the stock market -- big surprise, moron.

michio

Quote from: martinjsxx on March 13, 2012, 06:27:29 AM
You come off as one scary dude. Does the FBI have a profile on you?

"You never know." I still don't understand your perverted fascination with Art's personal life.

Oversoul

Quote from: aldousburbank on March 13, 2012, 02:29:10 PM
Bring It

No need to.  Lots of it already circulating around here, in the posts and the members.  It gets even more comedic than Noory on C2C. 

Quote from: Gassy Man on March 13, 2012, 08:51:37 PM
Yeah, I know, Agent: Orange, but as much as I respect the man's intelligence, he just says the same thing every time he's on . . .

But that's a fault of the host. During Art's interviews, he was able to steer Kaku away from the stuff we've heard about before into new ground and have interesting discussions. I don't put the blame squarely on Kaku for not being able to carry the show.

onan

I used to like Michio Kaku very much. I thought there was the possibility of another science celebrity. But for what ever the reasons There isn't another Sagan like personality taking the position--though several have tried.


Kaku as smart as he is, has become a performance whore. He is more interested in being seen than presenting the beauty and mystery of science. Hence his presence with noory. No one is so oblivious to think c2c is a forum for interesting and engaging dialogue.

Morgus

Noory mentioned Thursday night his guest on c2c will be remote viewer Major Ed "Dr. Doom" Dames back again...



spud


This computer illustration was created for George, in appreciation for all the great shows he does on Coast to Coast AM.


Usagi

God I hate stupid cutesy alien shit.  Heavy emphasis on the stupid.


Does anyone ever think it's cute or funny?  Really?  Seriously?  [Oh, wait... there *are* actually people who like George. Mysteriously.  People who who are hoarders and eat cans of tuna from Big Lots and attend alien health expos and think shit like this is cute.]


I hate people.  And if it's a joke or a troll, it took way too much time and therefore still sucks.  [Edit:  I've seen the second one from the Coast site, so, obviously not a elaborate troll.  Still sucks.]


Er... I'm in a mood tonight... oh well...



Quote from: onan on March 14, 2012, 04:23:30 PM
I used to like Michio Kaku very much. I thought there was the possibility of another science celebrity. But for what ever the reasons There isn't another Sagan like personality taking the position--though several have tried.
I do agree with this, actually. Neil Degrasse Tyson is the latest to try but does not yet seem to be in the same league as Sagan, at least for popularizing his ideas.


Quote from: Usagi on March 14, 2012, 07:41:44 PM
... Oh, wait... there *are* actually people who like George...

That show must be down to about 50 regular lissners.  About half of them already post here, and most of the rest understand at some level there is sumpthin' wrong with  George and will, one by one, eventally type 'George Noory Sucks' into Google in frustration... 

WOTR

Listening to George is very similar to watching soap operas.  I took a week off and it feels just like I had never left.  We are still beating the same drums of "people are acting weird, sumptin' is happening... you can just feel it- people everywhere are walking around like zombies."  Really George?  People everywhere are walking around like zombies?  I assume that excludes his brilliant listeners who "just seem to get it."


I find my ears are bleeding after less than a half hour.  Oh, come back Valdez!  Save me from having to subject myself to George to know what happens tonight...

WOTR

Perhaps the week away from Coast had done me some good.  I really can no longer take S.George.  Tonight's final straw arrives when the guest is talking about offshore drilling discoveries and naming places where discoveries are being made.  In typical George fashion he interrupts his guest in mid sentence with the question "what about Montana?"  Now, my mind starts "doing" the required geography.  Like the mind of any Canadian living directly over Montana, it takes a full five seconds to recover and realize that there is no possible location for "off shore" drilling in Montana.  I can't take those abrupt turns and logic disconnects this close to bed time.


With it mostly background noise tonight I believe I heard another reference to Georges near miss with kidnapping in Mexico in addition to numerous callers blowing smoke up Georges ass.  Is this a new requirement to make it to air?  The screener requesting the caller reassure George and stroke his ego once the call is answered?


Also, everything all night has been "I just feel there is more"; "Something has to give"; "Something is happening."  It's like a frickin religion with this guy.  He is the new leader of the "something" cult.  He has no damned idea or clue, but knows that he will be right if in reference to political tensions he comments that there is "something" to it- that there is "something" that the public does not see and that "something" will most likely result from the tensions. 

I may have to take another break from listening.  I think I may listen to "something" else for the next few nights.

b_dubb

my guess is that george is trying to copy what Art used to do when he would talk about how "something (bad) is about to happen".  as in the BIG ONE in California.  asteroid impact.  X-FLARE PEW PEW PEWWW.  the list goes on.  or maybe george is just that stupid.  he definitely sucks

Quote from: WOTR on March 15, 2012, 12:32:48 AM
Listening to George is very similar to watching soap operas.  I took a week off and it feels just like I had never left.  We are still beating the same drums of "people are acting weird, sumptin' is happening... you can just feel it- people everywhere are walking around like zombies."  Really George?  People everywhere are walking around like zombies?  I assume that excludes his brilliant listeners who "just seem to get it."


I find my ears are bleeding after less than a half hour...


Even George can feel it.  That thing he feels, that sumpthin' oozing around him that George can't quite put his finger on is that he sucks and his show is terrible.

Zombies?  His fellow employees can't be giving off good vibes, it can't be great knowing one is working on a pointless worthless show that they've help run into the ground.  Or the people domes into contact with daily, th wait staff at the restaurants, the person making coffee on the way to work, what a creepy greasy joke he must be.

fysisist

Quote from: Morgus on March 14, 2012, 04:45:35 PM
Noory mentioned Thursday night his guest on c2c will be remote viewer Major Ed "Dr. Doom" Dames back again...



If Noory had even the tiniest of balls, he would call Dames on the killshot and all the other BS that Dr Dumb has spewed forth over the years.  However, I'm sure it will be the usual mutually masturbatory conversation.

Noory: "Ed, I hear that they call you Dr. Doom.  Why do they call you that, Ed?"

Dames: "Well George, after I retired from running the DoD's remote viewing program, and was consequently run out of the country... er, I mean relocated to the Ukraine for my protection... blah, blah, blah...."

Noory:  "Thank you for your service to the country, Ed.  Ed Dames, folks, Dr. Doom.  One of the best...".

Of course Snoory will ask Dames who is going to win the election in November.  Dames will predict widespread unrest, financial disaster, and martial law.  Noory will remind Dr. Dim that the Mayan's predicted the world will end on 12/21.  Dames will offer some intricate explanation of why that won't happen, only to resurrect the killshot, rescheduled for a more convenient future date.  More of the same BS from Dames, same as when he was on with AB, only so much less interesting (if that is even possible) with the clown that is Snoory on the other end of the mic.  Fuck me. 


Morgus

The summary of tonight's c2c with guest Major Ed Dames lists the Solar Killshot as one of his topics.
Dames will probably connect his prediction of an upcoming solar killshot (probably scheduled for later in 2012 or early 2013) to the current increased solar activity and recent large solar flares that were aimed at the earth.
Dames will probably also discuss his remote viewing of ETs that will be on earth to help the few survivors after the global killshot event...


On Dames web site, he claims you can use remote viewing to bet on sports. He claims the he and a RV team went to Vegas one weekend and cleaned up. It would be funny if someone called tonight and asked who will win the NCAA tournament.

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