George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Sardondi]

On Dames web site, he claims you can use remote viewing to bet on sports. He claims the he and a RV team went to Vegas one weekend and cleaned up. It would be funny if someone called tonight and asked who will win the NCAA tournament.

Dames would tell you he can't do it, because it violates the Superhero's Pledge, which prohibits those with superpowers from ever using them for personal gain.

But we must be fair to Dames. After all, he does have a perfect record: he's never had a prediction pan out.   

[Eddie Coyle]

On Dames web site, he claims you can use remote viewing to bet on sports. He claims the he and a RV team went to Vegas one weekend and cleaned up. It would be funny if someone called tonight and asked who will win the NCAA tournament.

If he gets 3 of the Elite 8, I'd be stunned.

[manfromplanedtx]

I didn't realize Dames had a "pledge" not use use his powers for
personal gain. It is interesting though that he would be willing to charge people
money to learn so they can use their powers for personal gain.

As for  the tournament, even though their are 68 teams,
realistically only 4 or 5 can actually win it,
and my pick Kentucky, is a 1.75 to 1 favorite.

DAMES HAS NO INTEGRITY.

[HorrorReporter]

Dames is a fraud
A fool
a charlatan.
And I am one person who LOVES when he is on. He makes me laugh for the duration. Kill shot 2012? Here we come!

[Sardondi]

I didn't realize Dames had a "pledge" not use use his powers for
personal gain....

He doesn't. If "Major Fraud" Dames could "remote view" his own ass he's be a quadrillionaire instead of a hand-to-mouth huckster working the UFO/paranormal/alt conference circuit. Because...

...DAMES HAS NO INTEGRITY.

,,,and because...

Dames is a fraud
A fool
a charlatan....

That says it all.

[EnterDragon]

I believe Dames exaggerates the truth and yeah, that might make him a fraud, however, I love the stuff he exaggerates about.

As for George's zombie rants, I actually agree with him on that one. Even the CDC is prepping for a zombie holocaust. Must be all the radiation.

[thefamilyghost]

And as everybody knows. I don't. Be-lieve. In coincidences.

[thefamilyghost]

Howww arrrrrrr youuuuu? What have you been up toooo?

I'm trying to get on your website, but it looks like it's down, my friend!

[thefamilyghost]

And as everybody knows. I don't. Be-lieve. In coincidences.

Alright, next caller! We go to Derp in Derpville! Hello Derp!

HIII OMG George How are you?! I just love your show, I've been listening foreeevuuurrhhhh and really I think what you are doing is so very special. George I've always thought you were the best, I don't even tune in when you're not on. Ahahaha.

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[EnterDragon]

That has to be one of the most baffling stories I've ever heard.

[Morgus]

The c2c staff played the song "Head Games" for bumper music just now before bringing on guest Major Ed Dames.
Are they trying to be funny since for years on the internet some have called him Major Head Games...

[hosehead]

It took only 30 seconds for these two creeps to start talking about awful missing children stories.

[Morgus]

Ed Dames is now telling about how the radiation in Japan will cause many people to turn into mutants... 
Ed mentioned he now lives part of the time in the Ukraine.

[Seamus Capone]

The c2c staff played the song "Head Games" for bumper music just now before bringing on guest Major Ed Dames.
Are they trying to be funny since for years on the internet some have called him Major Head Games...

Some celebrities gave head to get ahead. As for Dames, his schtick went from head games to mind f__ks. You gotta be f_____d in the head to buy (literally and/or figuratively) his mind games. I'm not listening, but I can remote-view Noory *not* challenging him.

[punkinpie]

Ed Dames is now telling about how the radiation in Japan will cause many people to turn into mutants... 
Ed mentioned he now lives part of the time in the Ukraine.

Mutants?  Like humans who love cartoon porn and are freakishly good at math?

[Morgus]

Mutants?  Like humans who love cartoon porn and are freakishly good at math?

[EnterDragon]

It just rhymes with his name. Ed Dames.

He said Ben Kingsley played him in Suspect Zero? Yet, the name of that character was not Ed Dames. Hmm..

The other zombies I would think, not the ones who walk around in malls.

[punkinpie]

Organism 3: Debbie Tsu Does Fukuoka

[Morgus]

Yep as expected, Dames is now commenting on remote viewing seeing ETs being on earth after the global killshot apocalypse to help the survivors.
He says the ETs are already here on earth in secret...

[misssirveaux]

Ed Dames is rarely (or maybe never) right about anything, but I still enjoy listening when he's on.  His rambling about doom takes me back to the old days of Art, when he'd be followed by "Some Velvet Morning" or "Highwayman" or some dramatic song along those lines.

[Morgus]

Tonight Dames claimed he and his RV team are 80% accurate.
I seem to recall years ago he claimed a much higher accuracy, like 99% or so?

[Sardondi]

...Ed mentioned he now lives part of the time in the Ukraine.

Yeah, I thought it was the Ukraine. I heard him 2-3 years ago talk about he had moved to "his wife's country" and was living near her family, where and was building a survivalist's paradise in preparation of the "Kill Shot" he says. Hmmm, being in the Ukraine, it makes it kinda hard for people to check on whether Dames really is spending any money building his compound; or if that's just a convenient story to keep him in speaking dates.     

Ukraine. The weirdo creep got a mail-order bride. Jesus on a stick.

[Morgus]

Ed Dames with Ukranian wife Aliona and daughter Dasha

[Morgus]

Major Ed Dames YouTube Video - The KillShot:
THE KILL SHOT

[testpattern]

 oooooh.... a guy just called in to say that HE 'remote viewed' 9/11..... and went to the police about it 3 DAYS LATER. Wow, that was helpful. One of those "brilliant" listeners that George boasts of.

[testpattern]

I guess that I should clarify... he went to the cops 3 days after 9/11 to tell them.

I just pulled a minor Noory.... whoops.

[Zelig]

I don't believe in minor noorys...

[Shockwave]

I'm going to call Noory on open lines and say I think a Chupakabra ate my kitty cat cause it didn't come back home and I'm sad.

[Sardondi]

I'm going to call Noory on open lines and say I think a Chupakabra ate my kitty cat cause it didn't come back home and I'm sad.

..to which Simple George will reply,
"There's something going on out there, there's no doubt about it."

[El Kragen]

Ed Dames with Ukranian wife Aliona and daughter Dasha

lol...yeah this pic doesn't look awkward at all. I'm sure it's just the timing of the photo that she looks like she's trying her best to lean away from Creeper Dames.