George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[General Johnson Jameson]

shadow rodents.  wow.  fucking asshat.  look to the guy who believes in shadow rodents to give the 411 about 9/11

I've never heard of the term shadow rodent before. A claim of seeing a shadow being, maybe, but to get it defined down to determine it's a rodent. I wonder how many times he has seen said rodents, and if said rodents also have colonized Hoagland's research room.
I've seen plenty of pictures of Noory with tinges of gray. This is more evidence that he has indeed been wearing an asshat. Kinda makes ya think of whether or not his mustache color is authentic or he's also been clinging somewhere as an asslip.

[Marc.Knight]

I've never heard of the term shadow rodent before. A claim of seeing a shadow being, maybe, but to get it defined down to determine it's a rodent. I wonder how many times he has seen said rodents, and if said rodents also have colonized Hoagland's research room.
I've seen plenty of pictures of Noory with tinges of gray. This is more evidence that he has indeed been wearing an asshat. Kinda makes ya think of whether or not his mustache color is authentic or he's also been clinging somewhere as an asslip.

When he said he has seen "Shadow Rodents" I think he is referring to contributors of Coastgab.  Just guessing.

[valdez]

     Catherine Austin Fitts sounds a lot older live in the studio than she does on a phone line.  Somehow she and Noory got on the subject of how America just goes around the world doing what it wants, and George wondered why nobody "stops us".  Huh?  What?  Like who, George?  That there statement is troublesome.  Linda Moulton Howe on black holes and space aliens that may have been the inspiration behind those wild and crazy Greek gods.  George participated.
     George also responded to my email concerning his "Art Bell omission and inclusion" in his sign off.  He said "I must be getting old".  I'll accept that.  The man needs a long vacation.  A month.  Let Howe, Hoagland, Punnett, and Knapp do some real work for once.

[General Johnson Jameson]

    [     George also responded to my email concerning his "Art Bell omission and inclusion" in his sign off.  He said "I must be getting old".  I'll accept that.  The man needs a long vacation.  A month.  Let Howe, Hoagland, Punnett, and Knapp do some real work for once.

You do realise that Noory & company are probably tracking you now, right?

[11angeleyes11]

Thank you for the confirmation of my theory. My thoughts were that he had simply forgotten.   The "I must be getting old" is very explanable.  It does however, dispel the drama and conspiratorial angle.  Now, on to the next analysis..

[Morgus]

Expect Noory to add a brain stimulant supplement to his large array of pills he takes everyday. 

[Marc.Knight]

[Marc.Knight]

[valdez]

     I was going to complain about George doing another near death experience show, the 75th one this month, and about him wondering how the "ancients" knew about near death experiences, because, you know, people didn't die back then, and how he was beating a perfectly good c2c subject to death to the point where I don't want to hear about it anymore, and how during open lines he speculated that "everybody is acting weird" because maybe we're all under some government mind experiment, and I was thinking how George doing the same topics, with the same questions, over and over again, was George's own type of psychological warfare against us, but then, what was really bizarre, was how during the last half hour George segued into a short repeat of an interview with James Van Praagh without letting on that it was a replay.  What?  Huh?  Jeez.  He really really does suck.  Play the ufo phil song.  He's done.

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

Several callers to open lines should be rounded up and institutionalized after last night. Some real nutjobs, and Snoor just let them ramble.

[Morgus]

noory probably cut out early last night because he has to do this Sunday night's show, his regular first Sunday of the month gig.
we unfortunately get six straight nights of noory next week... 

[b_dubb]

well at least those of us who aren't masochists will be well rested

[Marc.Knight]

[b_dubb]

What the hell?




George Noory talks UFO's, shadow rodents, out of body experiences, and 911 (TRUTHISSCARY.com)

notice how the aspect ration of the video has been modified to make george look thinner

[General Johnson Jameson]

notice how the aspect ration of the video has been modified to make george look thinner

Weightloss is also a sign of chronic meth-amphetamine use...along with shadow rats..just sayin 

[Seamus Capone]

what was really bizarre, was how during the last half hour George segued into a short repeat of an interview with James Van Praagh without letting on that it was a replay.  What?  Huh?  Jeez.  He really really does suck.  Play the ufo phil song.  He's done.

I listened to Friday's show in fits and spurts. I caught his comment about Van Praagh. He made it sound like his bit would be a live interview. He's gone from not trying to giving up, at this point.

[aldousburbank]

What the hell?

George Noory talks UFO's, shadow rodents, out of body experiences, and 911 (TRUTHISSCARY.com)

The truth is that Noory is a floating piece of crap that would buy into Amway or the JW's by the third knock on the door.  In this sense he is unusual, in that most people have at least an asshair of an internal compass, if not common sense, which prevents them from automatically becoming mesmerized by every "spiritual" poon salesperson that comes along.  Plus, he just looks freekin creepy.

Oh, and another thing, seeing as how I'm wasting precious time on AssHat here- What about the way he greets guests and callers by verbally bad-touching them by contracting/slobbering their first name: Robert, Mkichel, etc. becomes "Bob, or Mike, or Ed, "How ARE you?", like they're some old pal, AND also when he says it, he knows he's so full of crap that his phonetic/rythmic emphasis sounds like he already has the guests' balls bookcover in his mouth. (Now we're getting into some pro-level Noorology.) Or when he lamely abuses the safe, older man schtick with some open lines female caller. (If you're going to use it Georgey, do it right.  You mess it up for the rest of us.)  This guy missed his calling as a priest fer sure.

[Wade Collins]

I don't know if this has been covered, but I've noticed something over the past few years whenever I grit my teeth & actually listen to Noory. All of Art Bell's signature bumper  music is up for grabs. Couple of nights ago the break ended & I heard the ethereal intro to "Some Velvet Morning", which is so identifiable with Art Bell, (he probably was somewhat responsible for the upsurge in CD's sold containing Lee Hazelwood & Nancy Sinatra's greatest hits). In a groggy state, I thought, sh*t maybe Art has returned, of course the reality hit me in the face when Snoory was introduced by Ross. He's more than feeling his oats, I think he is now attempting to rewrite the history of the show. This has to be Noory's ego saying, that's my song too. What a piece of sh*t. That would be similar to Jay Leno using the original Tonight Show theme. As much of a weasel Jay is, he would never have done that. Noory seems to have an attitude that Bell us irrelevant. Thoughts?

[Morgus]

Thats nothing new. Noory's staff has been using Bell's bumper music selections since Noory took over, 8 years ago.
Noory has them toss in a few of his own selections as well like Red Rubber Ball and Sinatra. 

[EvB]

My only thought is that Red Rubber Ball was one of the songs of my childhood - and now - i dunno if it will ever be the same again.   

[Treading Water]

My only thought is that Red Rubber Ball was one of the songs of my childhood - and now - i dunno if it will ever be the same again.   

Yeah, I used to get that wispy nostalgic kind of feeling.  Now the feeling I get is the same as the one I get when I'm doing dishes and my fingers hit that gelatinous, slimy hunk of something at the bottom of the sink.     Ick.

[Bart]

I have been amused several times listening to george and recognizing who he's been listening to that day.  If Obama speaks a lot, george imitates his manner of speech, same with O'Rielly, and a few others.  Tonight he is speaking a lot like the Attorneys in the Casey Anthony case.  Am I imagining this or have others noticed what I THINK I notice?

[anagrammy]

I don't know if this has been covered, but I've noticed something over the past few years whenever I grit my teeth & actually listen to Noory. All of Art Bell's signature bumper  music is up for grabs. Couple of nights ago the break ended & I heard the ethereal intro to "Some Velvet Morning", which is so identifiable with Art Bell, (he probably was somewhat responsible for the upsurge in CD's sold containing Lee Hazelwood & Nancy Sinatra's greatest hits). In a groggy state, I thought, sh*t maybe Art has returned, of course the reality hit me in the face when Snoory was introduced by Ross. He's more than feeling his oats, I think he is now attempting to rewrite the history of the show. This has to be Noory's ego saying, that's my song too. What a piece of sh*t. That would be similar to Jay Leno using the original Tonight Show theme. As much of a weasel Jay is, he would never have done that. Noory seems to have an attitude that Bell us irrelevant. Thoughts?

Yes, I agree completely, Wade.  Noory would like to neutralize the memory of Art because he compares so unfavorably.  Imagine what that's like, to be in his shadow with the dogs of judgment barking continuously at your heels.  If George wants his own show, then he should start one with topics he's actually interested in.

He's just counting the days until retirement, putting in the time.

Anagrammy

[Lovely Bones]

Yeah, I used to get that wispy nostalgic kind of feeling.  Now the feeling I get is the same as the one I get when I'm doing dishes and my fingers hit that gelatinous, slimy hunk of something at the bottom of the sink.     Ick.

"Red Rubber Ball" made me sick when it first came out, pure bubblegum and crappy bubblegum at that.  More pukeworthy than ever being played as if it were some "classic" bumper music.  I'll see your ick and raise you a double ick.   

[Treading Water]

"Red Rubber Ball" made me sick when it first came out, pure bubblegum and crappy bubblegum at that.  More pukeworthy than ever being played as if it were some "classic" bumper music.  I'll see your ick and raise you a double ick.   

Bwaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!         

[EvB]

             

Simon & Garfunkel - Red Rubber Ball

[Treading Water]

Anybody taking odds that this will be bumper music tonight??     

[Nebraska888]

I think George plays RED RUBBER BALL because he has had some BAD relationships.....it's a subliminal (well, not completely subliminal) message to somebody who left him. 

OK, has anyone noticed how many times he says:  ABSOLUTELY !!!! 

God help me......

And, tonight is Michael Cremo....a guy I find so fascinating.  I can't wait to hear Michael in the middle of discussing some amazing finding and George will interupt him for a commercial.....AND THEN NEVER RETURN TO THE TOPIC!  Ugh!

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

He has Michael Cremo on a lot. What does this guy have to add every three months?

[Morgus]

Last night (Sunday) C2C program was like a 4 hour infomercial like they play on many TV stations late at night nowadays.
Plastic surgery on C2C? Is Noory considering that? He was asking the doctor a lot about making lips bigger... 

Maybe somebody should post some photos of possible future Noory looks after plastic surgery.