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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

valdez

     By the numbers show with Tad Friend on psycho killer asteroids and the planetary civilizations they destroy, and L.A. Marzulli on the end of the world as we know it.  George needs to add a few more "filler" comments to his repertoire of "good point", "absolutely", and, "that's true too".  I suggest, "...I couldn't have said it better myself", "...you sure are dang smart", and "...I just shot out an email to Sweden nominating you for a Pulitzer prize."
     George also left out Art in his closing credits.  An error?  I think not.  The cleansing is complete.

art

fysisist

^^ As far as I can tell, all reference to Art Bell has disappeared from the show.  You have to search the website to find any mention of AB, and then it is mostly the Somewhere in Time and Classics show references.  How long until those are gone?  I think that is why the streamlink archives only go back 3 yrs, cut off access to AB shows.  I haven't heard the clown Noory (or Knapp, or Punnett, for that matter) mention the name Art Bell for quite some time now.

Noory not signing off with Art's name is big, and telling. The Noory era is here..


BobGrau

Quote from: valdez on June 29, 2011, 03:15:32 AM
     
[/i]     George also left out Art in his closing credits.  An error?  I think not.  The cleansing is complete.


Something about this just made me snap.

coast to coast 'wall of silence' re- Art Bell's departure

Move over, 'haters' - gimme some room to vomit blood on this twat.

BobGrau

please go put some intelligent comments on it so I don't look like a complete idiot.  >:(

PS - I don't think I've ever used an 'angry' face anywhere on the internet before. Progress?

Scully

Quote from: valdez on June 29, 2011, 03:15:32 AM
     George also left out Art in his closing credits.  An error?  I think not.  The cleansing is complete.

Valdez, you scooped me on this.  I posted the same observation on "Art Bell Quits Coast" just before coming here and seeing I've been left in the dust.

The one thing I can add, though, is that I re-checked by Streamlink to verify that Art's name was still mentioned through Monday night's (6/27) closing. This marks something new. :'(

El Kragen

Maybe George is just trolling us and did it on purpose to get us riled up


Cookinghand

Quote from: HorrorReporter on June 29, 2011, 12:50:54 PM
Noory not signing off with Art's name is big, and telling. The Noory era is here..

THE CLEANSING IS COMPLETE.
FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVCCKKK!!!!!!!

I noticed they took the link to Somewhere in Time all the way to the bottom of the page some time back. That cockmaster Noory needs to chill his unblack ass out and blessedly be bitchslapped back into shape as far as his ego is concerned. He obviously needs his ego stroked at every given moment.
When I visit the C2C site now it's like being in Iran in the 80's with the Ayatollah's face everywhere, except now, it's the unclefucker Noory. Lord Help Us!

MikeD

So tonite's show..adding alcohol to your gasoline...pure bullshit? Or can this be done well?

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: MikeD on June 29, 2011, 11:48:53 PM
So tonite's show..adding alcohol to your gasoline...pure bullshit? Or can this be done well?

    I used to add urine to my neighbors/bosses gas tanks. Not sure if did anything to the gas, but I enjoyed it.

Quote from: MikeD on June 29, 2011, 11:48:53 PM
So tonite's show..adding alcohol to your gasoline...pure bullshit? Or can this be done well?

All depends on your drinking tastes I guess. I seldom drink anymore, but when I do, I enjoy a shot of Don Julio tequilla. It would be too expensive to pour down the tank. Whereover Noory, confiding in his bathtub gin and Ten High bourbon whiskey, this option may be more economocally applicable.

Scully

Quote from: El Kragen on June 29, 2011, 06:47:54 PM
Maybe George is just trolling us and did it on purpose to get us riled up

Noodlebrain must be having our posts read and explained to him, and his advisors told him how he could get a rise out of us.

Tonight's show (6/29) closed with George's usual lineup, including Art's name in its customary last place.

Is Noory WINNING!?  ???

valdez

    Everytime David Blume comes on I want to pour alcohol into my gas tank and see what happens.  If he's right we really don't need to be messing with Arab oil.  William Engdahl on the Rockefeller/Brzezinski/elitist conspiracy to rule the world.  Too much Bush bashing for me, and when a little old lady called in to defend Dick Cheney, she was given the big brush off.  Yeah, Dick Cheney.  A while ago The New Yorker ran a piece about how Cheney had a special operations unit that answered to him and went around killing people.  The left went nuts.  Obama kept this unit alive, and he, and this unit, would later bask in the glory of having killed Osama.  Go figure.

Quote from: Scully on June 30, 2011, 02:22:36 AM
Tonight's show (6/29) closed with George's usual lineup, including Art's name in its customary last place.

      I've sent him an email on this matter and expect a full explanation.  I suspect that even though he looks like Stalin, it seems George is too inept to pull off a good old fashioned "purge" of his enemies.  Come on, George, you can do it.  Erase all references to Art Bell and be done with it.
 
     
Memo to Tom:
There will be no more references to Mr. Bell.
A new era will begin at C2C.  It will be known as the
P90x era...

11angeleyes11

Ah, but you forget, the PX90 commitment was for three months and that is not complete.  A purge is done in gradual increments.  One night you may just here this . . and thanks to Don Gallante,. . . George Knapp, and Art. . . (no Bell).   The next night it will be and thanks to. . . Lisa Lyons. . . Ian Punnett . . and that Bell Kid, (he uses that sometimes), and then you may hear  and thanks to . . . .Bell (no Art).    After three nights in a row with no mention whatsoever of the name of Art Bell, the purge will be completed and "Operation Omission" will be completed.  That is the key to the conspiracy.   You have received disclosures that no one else knows.  Consider this forum a very special place.

Honestly, in all likelihood, I think I have an accurate answer, in those wee magic moments of the evening, George may have simply forgot.   As he left his studio in St. Louis, he was interrogated by a  small pack of Bellites, and it will never happen in this contract period.  Rest assured and keep listening for more.

EvB

Quote from: valdez on June 30, 2011, 03:55:19 AM
     

      I've sent him an email on this matter and expect a full explanation.  I suspect that even though he looks like Stalin, it seems George is too inept to pull off a good old fashioned "purge" of his enemies.  Come on, George, you can do it.  Erase all references to Art Bell and be done with it.

 
     
Memo to Tom:
There will be no more references to Mr. Bell.
A new era will begin at C2C.  It will be known as the
P90x era...

Stalin was better looking.


Eddie Coyle


    Much like Stalin starving the people of the Ukraine in the 1930's, Noory deprives us of intelligent and enlightening radio.

fysisist

Quote from: MikeD on June 29, 2011, 11:48:53 PM
So tonite's show..adding alcohol to your gasoline...pure bullshit? Or can this be done well?

Alternatively, we might try adding gasoline to our alcohol, which might prove to be a more interesting combination.

fysisist

Quote from: Scully on June 30, 2011, 02:22:36 AM

Noodlebrain must be having our posts read and explained to him, and his advisors told him how he could get a rise out of us.

Tonight's show (6/29) closed with George's usual lineup, including Art's name in its customary last place.

Is Noory WINNING!?  ???

Maybe Art called Georgie up and told him he was gonna' kick his weak-looking P-90x ass if he left him out of the closing credits again. 

Usagi

Quote from: EvB on June 30, 2011, 09:22:11 AM
Stalin was better looking.

Indeed.  Not to mention, Stalin was clearly a hipster in his youth (note use of scarf and artfully disheveled greasy hair).

Noory WISHES he had looked like this:




b_dubb

Quote from: Usagi on June 30, 2011, 12:14:25 PM
Indeed.  Not to mention, Stalin was clearly a hipster in his youth (note use of scarf and artfully disheveled greasy hair).

Noory WISHES he had looked like this:




hard to believe this is the guy that would grow up to murder millions and millions of peoples

Usagi

Quote from: b_dubb on June 30, 2011, 12:24:17 PM
hard to believe this is the guy that would grow up to murder millions and millions of peoples

If only Trotsky had been able to take over party leadership...

:'(

Eddie Coyle



    Young Stalin looked like a hirsute Dustin Hoffman.


Quote from: Marc Knight on June 30, 2011, 03:31:36 PM
What the hell?




George Noory talks UFO's, shadow rodents, out of body experiences, and 911 (TRUTHISSCARY.com)

Truth is indeed, scary. So is the similarities between him and Rowan Atkinson. I like Atkinson, though. :(

Superb footage though - and so very nice of David Draiman to take time out from his busy schedule to put George on the other end of the mic.

anagrammy

So, we're tinting the moustache now too?  And I do believe I see some eyebrow waxing going on.  Pretty soon a lift so both eyes look surprised. . .

Can't wait to see what the Noory of Tomorrow will look like when he's done.

Anagrammy

b_dubb

shadow rodents.  wow.  fucking asshat.  look to the guy who believes in shadow rodents to give the 411 about 9/11

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