George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I hope Bill and Annie don't call in.

I just got an image of what those two would be like together.

[bateman]

I hope Bill and Annie don't call in.

I bet something happened to Bill with a telescope.

[Nick el Ass]

Apparently they will spend the first part of tomorrows show talking about Jon Benet Ramsey, and the C2C Facebook is full of people wondering what the hell is going on, hahaha. I see non stop talk of dead people and/or babies the next few days.

[21st Century Man]

Well, thank God that is over.  Now for some wackiness from C2C's religious advisor, Steve Quayle.

[Rico999]

Tonight's show featuring "The Long Walker," AKA Stephen Quayle promises (threatens?) to be one of his all-time great Coast appearances.   This "Jade Helm" thing has everything to set all the alarm bells ringing in the Long Walker compound and trigger the extreme paranoia that Quayle is so famous for.   I'm sure that as I write this, he's doing a big line of crank and chugging some Red Bull so as to be on his game.   Dave gets the night off...

I'm guessing that Quayle'll say "the point being..." no less than 25 times in his 3 hours.

He's not the nuttiest or even the most paranoid guest ever, strange as it may seem.  IMHO, that goes to Kathleen Keating who hasn't been on in years...

[Nick el Ass]

Tonight's show featuring "The Long Walker," AKA Stephen Quayle promises (threatens?) to be one of his all-time great Coast appearances.   This "Jade Helm" thing has everything to set all the alarm bells ringing in the Long Walker compound and trigger the extreme paranoia that Quayle is so famous for.   I'm sure that as I write this, he's doing a big line of crank and chugging some Red Bull so as to be on his game.   Dave gets the night off...

I'm guessing that Quayle'll say "the point being..." no less than 25 times in his 3 hours.

He's not the nuttiest or even the most paranoid guest ever, strange as it may seem.  IMHO, that goes to Kathleen Keating who hasn't been on in years...

George has big bumps of turmeric set up for him and Tommy too.

[ACE of CLUBS]

This isn't going well for George ....
Boring topics ..... a lot of the topics are just plain creepy.
Odd guests ..
Brain-dead host.

George and staff are shitting their pants ... where does C2C go from here?  Who cares ?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

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I'm guessing that Quayle'll say "the point being..." no less than 25 times in his 3 hours.
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"What people don't understand is";  "People have got to understand";  "People say 'I can't eat gold' but they need to understand..."; etc.

[Nick el Ass]

This isn't going well for George ....
Boring topics ..... a lot of the topics are just plain creepy.
Odd guests ..
Brain-dead host.

George and staff are shitting their pants ... where does C2C go from here?  Who cares ?

It is going straight to hell in a proverbial handbasket. There will not be enough left of the C2C body for a burial either because George, Tommy, and Lisa have majorly messed up.

[SredniVashtar]

From hearing Quayle in the past he is addicted to:

1) "What people don't understand is..."

2) "What's fascinating is..."

3) "The point is is that..."

4) Some delirious bullshit about what a ''four-star general'' told him.

Any drinking game involving these will have you shitfaced within half an hour. I have probably missed a few, but when he gets his groove about the Nephilim and our imminent fiery destruction he hardly seems to speak in coherent sentences any more and these phrases all spill out of him like a demented wood chipper.

[Kojiro]

Oh, Steve's on? Hm... here's a question I've been wanting to ask, but is it me or has Mr. Quayle gotten crazier over the years?

[MTB]

He did NOT just segue from B.B. King's passing to a Beyond Belief promo did he? Please tell me I imagined that.

[Nick el Ass]

He did NOT just segue from B.B. King's passing to a Beyond Belief promo did he? Please tell me I imagined that.

I'm shocked he knows, or even took the time to address B.B. passing away.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Oh, Steve's on? Hm... here's a question I've been wanting to ask, but is it me or has Mr. Quayle gotten crazier over the years?

I don't know;  I didn't listen for a number of years, came back, and Quayle was the first guest I heard.  He sounded exactly the same.  He said the exact same things.  It was as if no time had passed at all.  Having acknowledged that C2C is the exact same thing over and over, never ever changing or advancing, nothing ever coming true, I should have stopped listening right there.

[Kojiro]

I don't know;  I didn't listen for a number of years, came back, and Quayle was the first guest I heard.  He sounded exactly the same.  He said the exact same things.  It was as if no time had passed at all.  Having acknowledged that C2C is the exact same thing over and over, never ever changing or advancing, nothing ever coming true, I should have stopped listening right there.

Well, I know he repeats himself quite a bit, but I vaguely recall him being somewhat calmer years ago. Whereas now, he's almost as loud as Alex Jones in full histrionics.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Quayle said "as someone once said, one man's terrorist is someone else's freedom fighter."

I presume Quayle is a Ronald Reagan fan?  Maybe?  Probably?

Here's what Reagan said about that:

"Effective antiterrorist action has also been thwarted by the claim thatâ€"as the quip goesâ€""One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter." That's a catchy phrase, but also misleading. Freedom fighters do not need to terrorize a population into submission. Freedom fighters target the military forces and the organized instruments of repression keeping dictatorial regimes in power. Freedom fighters struggle to liberate their citizens from oppression and to establish a form of government that reflects the will of the people. Now, this is not to say that those who are fighting for freedom are perfect or that we should ignore problems arising from passion and conflict. Nevertheless, one has to be blind, ignorant, or simply unwilling to see the truth if he or she is unable to distinguish between those I just described and terrorists."

Reagan must have heard of Quayle .

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Well, I know he repeats himself quite a bit, but I vaguely recall him being somewhat calmer years ago. Whereas now, he's almost as loud as Alex Jones in full histrionics.

He is that  .

[Northern Nights]

When I hear the word "magma" I hear it in Austin Power's voice.

[lonevoice]

I miss Major Ed Damien.

Me too.  Still.   

[21st Century Man]

Wrong movie, Steve and Jorch.  It was 2012.  You should remember that title , Jorch.

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTCfQ6Bb8QE

Y'all spelt eet "too'murica"

Giva Vodka dees:

Whoops...

[Northern Nights]

I miss Major Ed Damien.

Major Ed's posts were my daily comedy fix through a long dark cold winter.

[trostol]

Wrong movie, Steve and Jorch.  It was 2012.  You should remember that title , Jorch.

yeah..wrong doomsday movie..Day After was a new ice age i believe

[136 or 142]

Obviously Jade Helm is a military exercise to prepare for war with the giants.  Duh.

[akwilly]

so every volcano in the world is goinga erupt in 2016? that should be interesting

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The best part of the show is when Quayle keeps saying "Lake Titty Kakka."

[21st Century Man]

so every volcano in the world is goinga erupt in 2016? that should be interesting

LOL.  If that happens, the planet will be stuck in an ice age for a while. 

[21st Century Man]

The best part of the show is when Quayle keeps saying "Lake Titty Kakka."

LOL. 

[Northern Nights]

"Let's talk more about those giants when we come back".  Yeah sure George whatever you say.

[Nick el Ass]

LOL.  If that happens, the planet will be stuck in an ice age for a while. 

All the hot air from George and Tommy will help things out for a bit.