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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Juan Cena

Quote from: akwilly on May 12, 2015, 05:58:22 PM
wow the lineup on c2c tonight couldn't be more uninteresting

I've been listening to NBC Sports more often than not since Sirius/XM  started carrying it. I'll be doing the same tonight after the opening segment.

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on May 12, 2015, 10:15:19 PM
Got right to a 19.5 reference too, just like ol' times.
I was almost tearing up.


NoMoreNoory

Quote from: Gassy Man on May 12, 2015, 10:13:59 PM
George needs to stop trying to do weird accents when names sound "foreign" to him -- he sounds like a jackass.

Just a moment ago he said "Johorrrraannnnnnnn Vanderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsloot!"

Hilarious. We perked up as soon as we realised he was on the Van Der Sloot case. Always comedy gold.


ItsOver

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on May 12, 2015, 09:28:38 PM
Oh, George and his Robert the Doll fixation.  I think he likes the part where the name describes what it is, kind of like Casey the dog.
Dave needs all the help he can get.  "Tommy the fat driver, C2C the show that sucks..."

WOTR

If anybody is interested in listening to an intelligent radio program about money and what currency is I would suggest todays "ideas." http://www.cbc.ca/radio/ideas/why-money-isn-t-everything-1.3069430

I have not made it all the way through, but I don't think they really hit on gold as such.  However, most people here are intelligent enough to be able to look at what is discussed and tie it into fiat and gold with a little imagination...

NoMoreNoory

Oh my God! Dave just introduced Joel Wallach (who seems to have a permanent berth on The Noory Show at the moment) as the author of 'Dead Doctors Don't Die'! Try 'Lie', Dave, you fucking idiot.

Is this guy's claim of doing 20 000 autopsies even plausible?

edit:  Hmmm.. he claims 17,500 of them were zoo animals in a blog he wrote.

Gassy Man

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on May 12, 2015, 10:20:25 PM
Hilarious. We perked up as soon as we realised he was on the Van Der Sloot case. Always comedy gold.
Haha, I can't even tell what kind of accent he thinks he's doing.

Gassy Man

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on May 12, 2015, 10:23:44 PM
Oh my God! Dave just introduced Joel Wallach (who seems to have a permanent berth on The Noory Show at the moment) as the author of 'Dead Doctors Don't Die'! Try 'Lie', Dave, you fucking idiot.
Yeah, but Wallach is a complete quack:  http://skepdic.com/wallach.html.

This idiot was just on a few weeks ago and said so many outrageous inanities, I got scared that people are going to die from his medical "advice."

zeebo

Quote from: Gassy Man on May 12, 2015, 10:30:38 PM
Haha, I can't even tell what kind of accent he thinks he's doing.

Nooregian?

zeebo

Quote from: Gassy Man on May 12, 2015, 10:34:15 PM
...This idiot was just on a few weeks ago and said so many outrageous inanities, I got scared that people are going to die from his medical "advice."

I think he's actually scheduled to come on once a month, sort of a standing gig as George's health advisor and/or infomercial connection.


Gassy Man

Is tonight's episode a repeat?  Dr. Quack is saying exactly the same thing.

I'm having a bout of something...

Déjà vu, I think.

Gassy Man

I swear this is exactly the same crap they said the last time.  But George ghoulishly discussed the train wreck earlier -- did they pull a fast one?

Quote from: Gassy Man on May 12, 2015, 10:52:39 PM
I swear this is exactly the same crap they said the last time.  But George ghoulishly discussed the train wreck earlier -- did they pull a fast one?

Nah, George is interjecting different stupid anecdotes.

I think they are slowly conditioning us for the much anticipated new direction, when Coast is a prerecorded infomercial with Dr. Wallach every night.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: Gassy Man on May 12, 2015, 10:47:07 PM
Is tonight's episode a repeat?  Dr. Quack is saying exactly the same thing.

Keeps using exactly the same phrases he used a few weeks ago, 'By dumb luck' being one of them. And Dave is giving it the full 'Jeesh' treatment like he never heard it before, so he either doesn't remember or doesn't care and thinks his audience is too dumb to notice.

And this is why we get on your back, Dave: sheer dumb, amateurish laziness.

-DNS

NoMoreNoory

Dave just raised the bird flu scare with Wallach. He has a real hard-on for this. He's mentioned it several times recently, his main concern apparently being that it might cause a shortage of turkeys come Thanksgiving. National Emergency!!

How can you guys still be listening to this crap?

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on May 12, 2015, 10:44:47 PM
Nooregian?
Davidian?  I think he celebrates happy turkey sandwich day.

Gassy Man

All I know is that I will forever associate Crisco with diesel submarine oil.  Oh, and George is a complete idiot.

nextgen.fm

is jorch actually trying to say that poor nutrition is responsible for the academic crisis with this show format???

zeebo

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 12, 2015, 11:05:24 PM
How can you guys still be listening to this crap?

I tuned out after the opening news segment.  Upgraded to watching an old Xena Warrior Princess off Netflix.

ItsOver

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 12, 2015, 11:05:24 PM
How can you guys still be listening to this crap?
I'm listening to it rain.  It's more entertaining.

After I heard the guest tell about gulping down chicken pellets for their nutritional value, I switched to Phil Hendrie.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 12, 2015, 11:05:24 PM
How can you guys still be listening to this crap?


That question is the same many have asked when they find the GNS thread is 2000+ pages and counting.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 12, 2015, 11:05:24 PM
How can you guys still be listening to this crap?

Probably will go on until the thread is locked.

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