George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

OMG!  George has really let himself go to shit.


He does look younger though and he's got real hair.  Guess he went to the Hairclub for Men.



Not sure why he's wounded and bloody.  I guess Tommy got carried away during their after-show session.

[WOTR]

It is spreading.  The local news guy on the station that plays coast overnight has just said that there was an assault and that "police are hoping that somebody saw something."  I cannot help but think his brain has been rotted by Noorie.

[ge30542]

UPCOMING George Show....."Meerkats, why are they so enchanting, .....and do they have a darker, more sinister side"?

[Gassy Man]

As somebody who wants to take the "wasting time on the internet" course from Penn state, I would disagree.  You may not get your PHD strictly by spending hours each week wasting time going from website to website... But posting here on Bellgab about how much Dave sucks could help you earn a degree.

Your welcome for the link...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/10/28/at-penn-students-can-get-credit-for-wasting-time-on-the-internet/
Just to burst your bubble... this university claims to be one of the oldest in the US and an ivy league research university.

But that's not a Ph.D. course.  The article says it's an undergraduate creative writing course.  That's as far from a Ph.D. course as elementary school is from high school.

[Juan Cena]

As somebody who wants to take the "wasting time on the internet" course from Penn state, I would disagree.  You may not get your PHD strictly by spending hours each week wasting time going from website to website... But posting here on Bellgab about how much Dave sucks could help you earn a degree.

Your welcome for the link...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/10/28/at-penn-students-can-get-credit-for-wasting-time-on-the-internet/
Just to burst your bubble... this university claims to be one of the oldest in the US and an ivy league research university.

You're confusing the University of Pennsylvania with Penn State. The former in the one discussed in the Washington Post article. The latter is better known for football and molesting little boys.

[Marc.Knight]

I'd like to start raising money to put a nuclear-powered warning buoy in high Earth orbit alerting unwary extraterrestrials that Dave Sucks and to avoid the planet at all costs. 

[Marc.Knight]

You're correct that I should qualify my comment:  No reputable institution accredited by one of the prestigious accrediting bodies would ever grant credit for listening to Coast to Coast.  Fly-by-night operations, diploma mills, and for-profit hucksters might just find a way to make it happen, but the degree would be effectively worthless.  Like listening to Coast to Coast on most nights.  I can't even imagine what the argument would be to grant credit.  Now, on the other hand, someone could take dissertation hours or something similar -- which they use to meet the residency requirement at an institution without actually taking classes -- and listen to Coast to Coast while they are doing so.

In the context of academics, Coast to Coast would only be eligible to be an object of scientific analysis in a case study.  One could study the effects on the public of conspiratorial hogwash, posit a theory for the reason Dave mangles the English language, or develop a thesis around the uncanny ability of mental patients to land an interview on an international show. 

[Falkie2013]

George gets Tommy to carry a roll of duct tape on long flights.  If they ever see a terrorist approaching the cockpit, George will grab the duct tape and, with his P90X body, run circles around the terrorist wrapping him up.  Meanwhile Tommy will ask the flight attendant for an anvil to drop on the terrorist's head.

I figured George might read from the cookbook and the terrorist would go drown himself in the toilet to stop the pain.😂

[NoMoreNoory]

In the context of academics, Coast to Coast would only be eligible to be an object of scientific analysis in a case study.  One could study the effects on the public of conspiratorial hogwash, posit a theory for the reason Dave mangles the English language, or develop a thesis around the uncanny ability of mental patients to land an interview on an international show.

I think every single one of us deserves an honorary PhD in Psychology after nearly 2063 pages of attempting to understand the strange, strange entity - I would hesitate to call it brain or mind - that lurks between the ears and beneath the wig of Dave Noorie.

[Marc.Knight]

I think every single one of us deserves an honorary PhD in Psychology after nearly 2063 pages of attempting to understand the strange, strange entity - I would hesitate to call it brain or mind - that lurks between the ears and beneath the wig of Dave Noorie.

Yes, yes.  I'd also love to see a real, one hour documentary film made about the enduring suckage of Dave over the years.  A wonderful, visual and audible compilation of Dave's slurs, slips, mispronunciations, mumbles, forgetfulness, illogic, fumbling with index cards, neglect of guests and audience, degradation of the profession, and BellGab fodder.  Someone please put this up on YouTube.

[PB the Deplorable]

Yes, yes.  I'd also love to see a real, one hour documentary film made about the enduring suckage of Dave over the years.  A wonderful, visual and audible compilation of Dave's slurs, slips, mispronunciations, mumbles, forgetfulness, illogic, fumbling with index cards, neglect of guests and audience, degradation of the profession, and BellGab fodder.  Someone please put this up on YouTube.

I'm not sure it could be limited to one hour

I'm waiting for Tommy's autobiog 'The Turd And I'

[Morgus]

I'd like to start raising money to put a nuclear-powered warning buoy in high Earth orbit alerting unwary extraterrestrials that Dave Sucks and to avoid the planet at all costs.

or invite them to take him to Planet Serpo with them? 

[aldousburbank]

I think every single one of us deserves an honorary PhD in Psychology

I think therapy.

[NoMoreNoory]

Although The Return To Suck kicks in pretty hard tonight with Katherine 'Mark Of The Beast' Albrecht, the good news is that it's pretty much a three-day week for Joorch. LMH on Thursday, Syrett on Friday followed by the second Knapp double-header in a row over the weekend.

[PaulAtreides]

Although The Return To Suck kicks in pretty hard tonight with Katherine 'Mark Of The Beast' Albrecht, the good news is that it's pretty much a three-day week for Joorch. LMH on Thursday, Syrett on Friday followed by the second Knapp double-header in a row over the weekend.

I think George is slacking off because he's sick and has run out of turmeric and statins.

[Grandma]

I think George is slacking off because he's sick and has run out of turmeric and statins.

Perhaps, PaulAtreides, but I think he's using the time off to hone yet another of his many skills, painting. Just feast your eyes on little jewel that I found on the net.

[yumyumtree]

"Ryan, a boy who believes he was once a powerful Hollywood agent"...that sounds like a sitcom concept if ever there was one.  It looks like I'll be getting some beauty sleep tonight.

[zeebo]

Although The Return To Suck kicks in pretty hard tonight with Katherine 'Mark Of The Beast' Albrecht...

Wait isn't that Rosemary E. Guiley?  Which one goes on about RFID tags?  I honestly get the two mixed up. 

[zeebo]

I think George is slacking off because he's sick and has run out of turmeric ....

His spice must flow.

[albrecht]

Wait isn't that Rosemary E. Guiley?  Which one goes on about RFID tags?  I honestly get the two mixed up.

Guiley does "the numbers" and I cannot stand her, I don't mind Katherine Albrecht (no relation) who does the "numbers of the beast" (RFId tags.) I don't buy into it being "the beast" but like her stance on personal privacy and the dangers of big companies, electronic consumer items, and government tracking, data-mining, and surveilling everyone- often without their consent or knowledge.

Ignoring the "Big Brother" aspect its bad simplly for nothing else just because it can be embarrassing (like the story, that seems to good to be true concerning the subject, about the teen who got the pregnancy coupons in the mail, and her dad, found them because she had bought a pregnancy testing kit at a store! Awkward. Though, I guess, some would argue he should be aware his daughter was pregnant or involved in "risky behavior.")
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2012/02/16/how-target-figured-out-a-teen-girl-was-pregnant-before-her-father-did/
-GNS

[Jorch Einstein]

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Jorch's favorite dress-up outfit for fantasy play with Tommy.

[NoMoreNoory]

Guiley does "the numbers" and I cannot stand her, I don't mind Katherine Albrecht (no relation) who does the "numbers of the beast" (RFId tags.)

Are we getting our C2C cat ladies in a twist? "The numbers" is Glynis McCants, no? Guiley is psychic stuff, angels et al. Wrote "Talking To The Dead", allegedly with Noory.

[Nick el Ass]

Are we getting our C2C cat ladies in a twist? "The numbers" is Glynis McCants, no? Guiley is psychic stuff, angels et al. Wrote "Talking To The Dead", allegedly with Noory.

She wrote it about Dave because talking to him is like talking to the dead. Brain dead that is, my friends. I feel for you guys who still listen because the suck returns in full force tonight. Another reason to hate Mondays.

[HK-50]

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Jorch's favorite dress-up outfit for fantasy play with Tommy.

Does Tommy dress as Eva?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

"Ryan, a boy who believes he was once a powerful Hollywood agent"...that sounds like a sitcom concept if ever there was one.  It looks like I'll be getting some beauty sleep tonight.

But you'll miss Dave, a senior citizen who believes he was once and still is Walter Cronkite, Elvis Presley, and Jimmy Stewart.

[Jorch Einstein]

Does Tommy dress as Eva?

Yeah, he asks Jorch to stick his spear of destiny into his occult places where the sun doesn't shine.

[Jorch Einstein]

Let the bewigged one's suck begin!

[Dateline]

Don't be so rough on Norry.  He gave at least one dead rat a forever home on his head.

[21st Century Man]

Good timing with the Hitler getup, Mr. Einstein.

[Nick el Ass]

Does Tommy dress as Eva?

I always figured that was Richard C. Hoagland's job, and Tommy gets to be the dog.