George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

There was some debate over the exact date, but as I recall it was about 1500 BC.  The Minoan culture seems to have survived in some form until after the sack of Troy in 1193 BC, but the Mycennaeans were dominant by then.  At that point there were obstensibly all those migrations the guest talked about by the Sea People and other groups.  That was the start of the Greek Dark Ages which lasted three or four hundred years until Homer wrote his epic tale.

Thanks for that info. I thought it was around 1500 but I wasn't sure.

[Pam J]

Okay Daves make believe pooch came up on Art's thread so I have this:


Did this fabulous site belong to one of you fabulous people?  You all must be aware of it.  Please let me know if you'd like me to delete the portion I copied.  I just couldn't find a good spot to cut it because it's so fucking good!  I do not see the this poster's nick (actually I guess the blog's owner as well) The Dixie Butcher in the member list.


This is the SITE: http://ghostofcoast.blogspot.com/?m=1

This is the LINK to this particular thread:

http://ghostofcoast.blogspot.com/2007/03/again-with-dog.html?m=1

And this is what I could not shorten:

The Ghost of Coast
Commentaries and observations on late night radio program Coast to Coast AM and it's sister show, Coast to Coast Live.
Saturday, March 24, 2007

Again With the Dog!!!
Good evening again, everyone. Before I got rolling on all my NASCAR stuff, I thought I'd warm up by dashing off a quick one about George Noory's more recent dog food commercials. I haven't been listening closely or often enough recently to tell for sure whether he's taped a new batch of them for this week, or if he's written new commercials for himself to read on air live and then just ad-libs on the a little bit.

But a couple of the more recent ones have some new, dumb shit I hadn't heard before. For instance in a couple of the commercials from last night he brought up that he had recently found out that dogs had evolved from wolves. He acted incredulous as he informed the audience of this fact, the fact that our modern-day, domestic dogs had wolves as their ancestors, and he seemed to be on the up-and-up about not having known that before.

Despite his claim that he originally wanted to go into acting, Noory is a horrible actor Witness his attempts at playing at portraying the character of "future" radio broadcaster Dexter Monterey, or trying to do impressions of other actors who are really acting. Or even him trying to act convincing while reading the lame words provided for him by other advertisers and their products such as Tahiti Village and whatever it is he has his "bawdle" of. He's horrible.

But when he gasped at the fact that dogs evolved from wolves, he actually seemed sincerely surprised. And he's so fucking stupid and unaware of the world around him, that I have no problem at all believing he didn't know this. Well, almost "no problem."  I mean, as fucking STOOOOOOOOOO-PID as he is, it really is amazing that that's something he's never so much as given a thought to. Being a self-proclaimed "dog lover" and all. Seein's how in the past Noory has claimed to know a lot about all manner of dog breeds, and a great lover of animals in general. And having thought so very highly of Steve Irwin, you'd think he might have picked up on the wolf/dog thing from watching one of Irwin's hundreds of television programs.

(At this point I'm taking time to laugh out loud, because of any of you ever heard Noory's original interview with Irwin, it was blatently obvious that Noory had never heard of him, and was clutching desperately at straws to think of something -- anything to ask Irwin. He seemed like he had caught maybe 15 minutes of a Crocodile Stalker episode shortly before his interview -- only because someone on his staff gave it to him so he would be "prepared" for the "interview". Which was terribly, horribly painful to listen to, because I was just mortified and embarrassed for Irwin, who was trying his best to carry the interview by himself. He seemed like he realized early on that he was speaking to the one person on the planet (other than a handful of Bushmen) who had no idea who The Crocodile Stalker was.)

When he first took over the Coast to Coast, Noory tried desperately to connect with Art Bell's fans and be "part of the gang."  So he claimed to love cats - just LOVED him some pussy(sic) and also claimed to have loved animals all his life. However whenever he spoke about animals it became clear he knew virtually nothing about them, and even though he had once owned a black lab, he never seemed like an animal person. I might add that in the last year or so Noory has made some off the cuff comments that imply that he doesn't really like cats much at all. The other night he told his listeners that if they had a cat who was "listening" to the radio while he was on, and had the audacity to be sleeping through his who, that their owner should "kick the cat off of the bed and on the the floor!"  He then gave a rather vicious laugh which I found very disturbing. He really seemed to be deriving pleasure from the thought of a cat being hurt. And is his recent wont, he then added, "Kidding! I'm kidding!" but even then his tone was very insincere. He's a sick fuck.

Noory's personality is not that of an animal lover. People who love animals - truly love animals - tend to be on the selfless and compassionate side. They also tend to have great senses of humor and loving dispositions prone to uncontrollable displays of public affection for anything that touches their hearts. They also tend to be behaviorists, and have a natural proclivity for studying and paying attention to people, animals, plants and things around them in order to better understand them. And they have a natural empathy for all living things.

In other words, the antithesis of the outrageously Egotistical George Noory. Unless it's about Him, a person or animal would be hard pressed to be able to keep his attention for any length of time. In many ways Noory is like an Asperger Kid.  Some of Noory's fans may poo-poo my allegations by reminding us that he's really into his family and his kids, and he's such a great dad and granddaddy that he insists on spending several months of the year broadcasting from the city of St. Louis, in order to spend more time with his family who lives there.

Look. The ONLY reason he's so into his kids is because they are HIS kids. Meaning that they contain HIS almighty DNA, and are things that HE made and produced. They are just other version of HIMSELF,  the only person in the world who he's really truly enamored of or interested in.

You're now thinking to yourself, "Jesus Christ, Dixie!! are you EVER going to get to the point??"

Ooops. Yeah, sorry. So Noory was amazed that dogs evolved from wolves. He then added, before going into the actual commercial, that, "My dog Casey is not a wolf. She's a Golden Retriever. And a darned neat one, too."

"Neat."  That's great. Spoken like a true dog lover. "Darned neat."  It struck me he was like a cross between Wally Cleaver and Jeffrey Daumer. And for those of you who still insist he's full of love, life and compassion, and I'm wrong about why he's so into his family, well, where is that compassion when he leaves that "neat little dog" all alone in St. Louis for the other 8 months a year? What the fuck is that?

The ONLY reason he EVER got interested in dogs at all - at least enough so to where he'd actually choose to be around them in a peripheral fashion- was when Purina One became a sponsor, and he felt the need to "seem credible" to the people he was pitching the product too. Well, one thing led to another, as he claimed to acquire one dog after the next, each time implying (at first, at least) that they were his animals, only to reveal later that he either gave them away or had bought them for someone else, or what have you. Each one was nothing more than a prop to him. These dogs are all fucking props. Tools. Means to an end. And eventually, after having revealed he wasn't really a dog owner, time after time after time, he FINALLY had to break down and get a legitimate dog of his own - to seem credible.

Meanwhile this poor animal goes for months at a time without seeing it's owner. Frankly, I'd feel more sorry for anybody or any animals who actually HAD to spend a lot of time with Noory, but that's beside the point. All pets, and dogs in particular, need a great deal of interaction with their humans in order to stay psychologically fit. Noory is ruining this poor dog's life just so he can sell a couple more bags of fucking dog food.

He ought to be shot. Fucking prick. We all ought to write letters to Purina and tell them we don't appreciate their company for allowing one of their representatives to knowingly abuse an animal in order to sell their dog food. George Noory doesn't have enough empathy to keep a fucking gold fish mentally healthy.

So there's your "quick one."  Shit, man. Do I go on or what??  I am so, so sorry for harping on this dog thing so much, but being a genuine animal lover, it really drives me insane. Just up the damn wall.

Since most of the commercials Noory does don't show up on the Streamlink playbacks (except for his stupid fucking book) we can't go back & in fact check all the lies and fabrications he's come up with on all the dog business, not to mention other ad campaigns.  It's a tad late now, but still not too late to start taping them on a cassette, I suppose. I dunno if it's worth the effort.  But if any of y'all happen to hear a good 'ern, do Dix a favor & jot it down to share with the rest of us in the comments sections, wouldja? Thanks, all!
The Dixie Butcher at 9:12 PM

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Thanks for that info. I thought it was around 1500 but I wasn't sure.

Sure.  I became fascinated with the Minoans once upon a time when I had lots of spare time on my hands.

[21st Century Man]

That was an excellent reminder of the shallowness and cruelty of George Noory.  I couldn't stand to be separated from my dog for very long.  Outside of my wife, she is the best thing that has ever come into my life.  I dread the day when she has to go to the Rainbow Bridge. Hopefully that's a long time from now.

[21st Century Man]

Well my pooch wants to play before I go to bed so I'm going to sign off.  Good night and Peace, everyone.

[zeebo]

..The Minoan culture seems to have survived in some form until after the sack of Troy in 1193 BC, but the Mycennaeans were dominant by then. ...

From their art it seems like the Minoans were a fun-loving people who loved the sea and wine and music, etc.  But the Mycennaeans, I don't know, their art seems more haunting or warlike or something, which maybe reflects those dark ages they were headed into.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Thanks Pam.

I'm not sure, but much of that post is very familiar.  When I started listening to Coast again after a long absence (probably in that same time frame), I became so frustrated that I searched out like-minded individuals and came across that fantastic place.  My introduction into the realm of suckiness seemed dominated by posts of how Noory wasn't looking after his dog and really seemed to enjoy bad things happening to cats.  I remember many of the points brought up in that post, so it must have made an impression.

Thanks for the memories.

Here's how you advertise dog food  .

Best dog food commercial

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

From their art it seems like the Minoans were a fun-loving people who loved the sea and wine and music, etc.  But the Mycennaeans, I don't know, their art seems more haunting or warlike or something, which maybe reflects those dark ages they were headed into.

Interesting point. I hadn't thought of that.  I was more into the Minoans so my knowledge of Mycennaean art and culture is pretty limited (and I can't say I studied the Minoans as much as I would have liked either).

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I am here to defend ELO.

Time is a great album.

[bound4bristol]

The only passion the man has for himself.  Every night he goes to bed fantasizing about himself with a vibrating butt-plug up his ass.

"Tommy! The remote-control, Tommy! For the love of pizza-rolls, turn it up! Turn it up! TURN IT UP TO ELEVEN TOMM-EEEEEEEEEEE!"

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I've often felt sad for those motel 6 managers... having to put up with all the noise complaints and turkee sammich wrappers

[Nick el Ass]

I'm surprised Dave didn't go through a Son of Sam type deal with his dog, hahaha. Especially with such a fascination with dead things like babies.

[Nick el Ass]

I have decide that Dave is indeed like David Berkowitz, but should be known as the Son of Casey. C2C is his first victim.

[bound4bristol]

I have decide that Dave is indeed like David Berkowitz, but should be known as the Son of Casey. C2C is his first victim.

Not too sure about C2C being his first victim though... Dave is one sick-fuck. Someone really needs to check out his failed horse farm a little further. It's time for the GPR and cadaver dogs I think.

or maybe Chunga can investigate by standing around, mugging for the camera and acting like a douche

[albrecht]

I have decide that Dave is indeed like David Berkowitz, but should be known as the Son of Casey. C2C is his first victim.

Often those crazies start off with fantasies (mean babies or dead babies) and hurting/killing animals (turtle etc) then they move onto to real targets (like C2C.) So....
-GNS

[HorrorReporter]

Okay Daves make believe pooch came up on Art's thread so I have this:


Did this fabulous site belong to one of you fabulous people?  You all must be aware of it.  Please let me know if you'd like me to delete the portion I copied.  I just couldn't find a good spot to cut it because it's so fucking good!  I do not see the this poster's nick (actually I guess the blog's owner as well) The Dixie Butcher in the member list.

Don't know who 'Dixie butcher' is but I wish she would have continued her site after 2007. It only got worse.

[Nick el Ass]

Often those crazies start off with fantasies (mean babies or dead babies) and hurting/killing animals (turtle etc) then they move onto to real targets (like C2C.) So....
-GNS

I mentioned that in the Art thread because the story got posted in both. I couldn't edit my earlier post.

[rzr1911]

Isn't it a bit shameful to publicly bully George Noory so much?
After all, he isn't the one who quit his job a dozen times, right?
That was Art himself.
This obsession with bashing the guy forever is similar to some bullies on a schoolyard who hit on one kid, and everybody joins in because it's so funny, because you're not the target.

[Heather Wade]

Yeah, but George Noory sucks.  He just does.

[Nick el Ass]

Isn't it a bit shameful to publicly bully George Noory so much?
After all, he isn't the one who quit his job a dozen times, right?
That was Art himself.
This obsession with bashing the guy forever is similar to some bullies on a schoolyard who hit on one kid, and everybody joins in because it's so funny, because you're not the target.

It is so much fun. You should try it.

[rzr1911]

It is so much fun. You should try it.

I already have a dark mind and sinful thoughts enough without having to bash a radio host host who tries to entertain people.
I don't like his "just doing my job" work ethic either, but maybe he just can't do more and he's already giving all he got.
It's really not nice, this whole thread, as funny as it is.

[Jorch Einstein]

Hey Tommy.

[Jorch Einstein]

Yeah, Jorch does a great job of entertaining people. Like having people on the show who give dangerously stupid advice, which could cost people, or their children, their lives. Great entertainment.

[Jorch Einstein]

Or shilling for scammer companies that sell people worthless crap that won't help them one bit. More great entertainment.

[Jorch Einstein]

Or having wackos on who deny the deaths of all the children at Sandy Hook. Yeah, great entertainment. Or having more wackos on who come dangerously close to calling for armed insurrection against the government. Yeah, more great entertainment. Jorch just provides so much wonderful entertainment! Who would want to poke fun at such a great guy? Gee, I can't imagine it.

[PB the Deplorable]

George is the kind of guy a person could go stomp hamsters with after work

[rzr1911]

But George is not a quitter like Art Bell.
The only reason you have to listen to George is because Art quit a dozen times.
I don't see anybody blaming Art Bell, but it's his fault that you to "have" to listen to George.

[MV/Liberace!]

Isn't it a bit shameful to publicly bully George Noory so much?
After all, he isn't the one who quit his job a dozen times, right?
That was Art himself.
This obsession with bashing the guy forever is similar to some bullies on a schoolyard who hit on one kid, and everybody joins in because it's so funny, because you're not the target.

i can only speak for myself, but i don't personally hate george.  on the contrary, i suspect he's probably an alright guy overall, away from the microphone.  i just don't like what he did with the radio show i used to enjoy listening to.  but i don't wish death upon him or personally hate him.  i don't have the energy for it, even if i wanted to.

[Jorch Einstein]

But George is not a quitter like Art Bell.
The only reason you have to listen to George is because Art quit a dozen times.
I don't see anybody blaming Art Bell, but it's his fault that you to "have" to listen to George.

I don't come here because of any great love for Art Bell. I come here because Jorch irks me so much. I have to admit Art is a better interviewer than Jorch, but then most people would be. And Art does strike me as a big drama queen. He could have stayed on Sirius. And he probably is not overbrimming with morals, since he married a young bride 3 months (!) after his previous wife's death. Still, I'd rather hear Art interviewing people than Jorch. At least he calls people on their B.S. sometimes, and makes them back things up.

[Nick el Ass]

i can only speak for myself, but i don't personally hate george.  on the contrary, i suspect he's probably an alright guy overall, away from the microphone.  i just don't like what he did with the radio show i used to enjoy listening to.  but i don't wish death upon him or personally hate him.  i don't have the energy for it, even if i wanted to.

No one hates him, but as old fans of C2C we want a better product... and I personally feel that he isn't capable of delivering it.

But George is not a quitter like Art Bell.
The only reason you have to listen to George is because Art quit a dozen times.
I don't see anybody blaming Art Bell, but it's his fault that you to "have" to listen to George.

Art had reasons for doing what he did, and I will let the man speak about that on his own. George has just become intellectually lazy over the years... and we may never know the true reason, or reasons for that.

[Daggit]

Isn't it a bit shameful to publicly bully George Noory so much?
After all, he isn't the one who quit his job a dozen times, right?
That was Art himself.
This obsession with bashing the guy forever is similar to some bullies on a schoolyard who hit on one kid, and everybody joins in because it's so funny, because you're not the target.

Says the guy who created this gem.

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,30.msg351633.html#msg351633

Methinks you doth troll.