George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Max_TO]

And if you are wondering as to if that's really Georgy or not , have a look at this
Noory's Austin Puddle Story

[b_dubb]

it's really amazing how he goes out of his way to make himself look a total doofus here.  i'm worried about our little snooron.  what would we do without our little mascot?  who would we direct our 'Two Minute Hate' at?

[JustOneFix]

I'm surprised he doesn't write a book with all those dumbass stories. You almost expect a OMG or FML to pop up out of nowhere when he tells those.

[valdez]

    LMH broadcasting from a studio with Stanton Friedman, Jim "Jack Daniels" Mars, and some guy how got abducted by aliens.  It's always cool to hear guest in clarity and crispness, instead of on their crappy phones.  During the last hour a caller related a ufo experience to LMH and she tried to ask him a question, but George had cut him off.  Linda seeks answers.  George just wants to parade people through like freaks in a circus.

[aldousburbank]

It's called cryptorchidism

Wow, had to look that one up.  That's nuts!  Maybe George has an undescended frontal lobe.

[aldousburbank]

Oh, and I loved it last night as Linda Molten Hell and Friedman were discussing exo-planets when Curious George busts in with one of his wonderful Carl Sagan-like cosmic commentaries (in that creepy hyper-dramatic groan/whisper that makes it sound like he's squeezing one out while frightened)- "I believe there are billions of planets in our solar system..."  Why is it that these silly little brain diarrheas aren't funny when dingus-tongue says them?  I guess because we're not supposed to be noticing that the rich radio theatre which was AB's C2C has degenerated into a tourist style western town- all facade, no real cowboys or barhall floozies.  Just Georgey and Tommy boy all suited up by their mommies, cap guns in holsters, hawking their lame show.  Step right up folks, see a real live invisible ghost!

There, I think I'm good with dissing George for the morning.  Have a great day!

[MV/Liberace!]

Linda Molten Hell

haha, it never ends.

[RealCool Daddio]

"I believe there are billions of planets in our solar system..."  

Did he really say solar system, and not galaxy or universe? Did Dick or LMH correct him?

[anagrammy]

Why is it that these silly little brain diarrheas aren't funny when dingus-tongue says them? 

It's because it's usually late at night and typically you're dozing or doing something else while listening.  So you pick up fragments until you hear something interesting, then you settle down to really pay attention.  The other night I caught this doozy, so typical--there's nothing wrong with each phrase, but together they don't make sense:

NARYSPEAK re bigfoot sighting:  "...and I guess it probably wouldn't be a place where humans would be or dressed up like a costume, I take it."

This is word for word, I replayed the mp3 three times to get it perfect.  Unbelievable this guy has a job, I take it.

Anagrammy

[JustOneFix]

Did he really say solar system, and not galaxy or universe? Did Dick or LMH correct him?

He said solar system! I'm not sure if Linda Moldy House corrected him or not, I was too busy laughing.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Did he really say solar system, and not galaxy or universe? Did Dick or LMH correct him?

That was hilarious.  Georgie said billion in our Solar System.  Stanton corrected him and said galaxy and George gave it the old "yeah I meant that routine."

We also got the story (yet again) of how Stanton was George's first interview back in Detroit in 1971.  The editor/producer told George to report on a recent murder but as George put it, he gambled with his employment and interviewed Stanton anyway.

Equally hilarious was Georgie's comments relating to Travis Walton.  Noory said that Travis Walton disappeared for 5 days in 1975. He went on to tell how Jimmy Hoffa also disappeared in 1975 with Georgie being the last person to interview him.  He said that Travis returned while Jimmy never returned.  What that had to do with the story of Travis Walton, only a Nooron can comprehend.

There were also lots of "something is going on" quips and I laughed because you all have pointed out how much he does that.  Maybe he could steal from Art by using the music "I know there's something going on" by Frida who was a member of Art's favorite ABBA.

[MV/Liberace!]

Noory said that Travis Walton disappeared for 5 days in 1975. He went on to tell how Jimmy Hoffa also disappeared in 1975 with Georgie being the last person to interview him.  He said that Travis returned while Jimmy never returned.

jeeze.  that's just absolute douche city.

[b_dubb]

so george knows where hoffa is buried?  eh?  i'm confused

[robey1129]

The Nooron has always been profound about the universe. It wasn't too long ago that his minions heard him offer this tidbit of astounding knowledge: "If we were a billion miles out in space and looked back, we probably would not be where we are".

[b_dubb]

robey1129 ... your avatar freaks me out.  but your posts frequently make me chuckle.  the previous post is no exception

[Marc.Knight]

[JustOneFix]

[Marc.Knight]

I am listening to a replay of C2C on my local station.  It might have been last night's show... but anyway.... 

Linda Moaning Cow took over the first hour.  What was curious was the glee George had by turning over the reigns... "You're going to take the show for an hour, right...right???"

[Marc.Knight]

[Scully]

Last night could have been such a special show. I was fascinated when  Travis Walton made the point that the nordic-type entities on the craft he was taken to would easily blend into a crowd of earth people without drawing any attention to themselves for being "different."  Just minutes after he said that George asked him  that very question.  He also referred to the nordics as "nor-deeks."   I would LOVE to know what the heck Noory is doing while he is so obviously ignoring everything his guests are saying.

[Nick el Ass]

so george knows where hoffa is buried?  eh?  i'm confused

I have a feeling George Noory is the one who killed Jimmy Hoffa (allegedly). He is doing a damn fine job of killing Coast to Coast too.

[The General]

I want a gold robot.
Where do I get one?

[anagrammy]

Last night could have been such a special show. I was fascinated when  Travis Walton made the point that the nordic-type entities on the craft he was taken to would easily blend into a crowd of earth people without drawing any attention to themselves for being "different."  Just minutes after he said that George asked him  that very question.  He also referred to the nordics as "nor-deeks."   I would LOVE to know what the heck Noory is doing while he is so obviously ignoring everything his guests are saying.

Here's the answer to your question, courtesy of Richard Hoagland earlier this month:

"Remember the other day when you were doing the show and I was IMing you with status reports on the progress...."

He's texting while radio hosting, a deadly combination as all America can hear.

Anagrammy

[valdez]

Wow. Enough with the DVD pitches already...

...Kissinger as Carter's Sec. of State...don't think so...Chinese currency the Yen, nope...

...End Of Days, Bilderberg, Skull and Bones...

3:30 am - Wells - "Some people out there are tired. And some people are high... And they're welcome to call."

     John B. Wells filling in for George who, after his "billions of planets in the solar system" comment (and Pluto can't get in on that? Very uncool.) has hopefully been fired.  The last time Minister Lindsey Williams was on he couldn't go 15 seconds without hawking his DVDs.  He did a lot better tonight.  Yeah, his facts were a little off, but I don't believe he's actually getting any inside knowledge from the "powers that be" to begin with.  $200 a barrel oil?  We'll eat each other before that happens.  The "high" comment by Wells was interesting.  I don't recall a c2c host saying anything like that.  I suppose anyone who looks like Lou Reed may, on occasion, take a walk on the wild side.

[Marc.Knight]

[Marc.Knight]

I want a gold robot.
Where do I get one?

Hoaxland has a crop of Gold Robots growing on the moon.  You can order them on his web site, or get used ones on Ebay.

[anagrammy]

After Noron made two irrelevant comments while Stanton Friedman was talking, Linda Moulting Howl said, "As our guest JUST SAID..."  So, yeah, George isn't really listening to ANY guest, not just the ones who are over his head.

And, YET AGAIN, Georgie-boy's self-promotion as a psychic (?) when he said he had been talking to Whitley about how he (George) had predicted many years ago that 2012 would be a sun-related event like an EMP and Whitley replied he hadn't believed it then, but he believes it now. 

I have heard him relate this many, many times as if his "paranormal" ability somehow compensates for being an incompetent interviewer--scratch that--host.

Anagrammy

[Marc.Knight]

[Sardondi]

Does the man even listen to his own show as its happening? I swear sometimes it sounds as if he's been in the john taking a dump and reading Weekly World News and just casually strolls back up the mike, without ever putting his earphones on, and comes out with a Noor-ism like "you know My Aunt Shafica Karagulla worked  with..." or the Stanton-Friedman-was-my-first-interview-ever story that I know I've heard 25 times at least.

I don't think George ever got Robert Downey, Jr's advice from Tropic Thunder about not going "full retard". And so, he's the "Simple George" of the broadcasting world. As nice a guy as he seems to be, he must be the dumbest radio host with the biggest audience...ever. Well, outside of Larry King of course.

Is there in fact a one-stop Treasury of George's Greatest Hits, or are they spread throughout this thread, like easter eggs?

[aldousburbank]

Is there in fact a one-stop Treasury of George's Greatest Hits, or are they spread throughout this thread, like easter eggs?

They are now spread throughout the universe, like dark matter.