George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[haloedorchid]

So apparently Limbaugh had to answer allegations he uses actors as scripted call-ins to his show, which he largely denied.

However, companies apparently can be paid to hire call-in actors to a show.

So the question...the praise for Noory...bought?

heh. Yeah, I referenced that above, too. I wouldn't be surprised at all if some of the callers were paid actors. There's just no way some of those calls are real.

[Marc.Knight]

So apparently Limbaugh had to answer allegations he uses actors as scripted call-ins to his show, which he largely denied.

However, companies apparently can be paid to hire call-in actors to a show.

So the question...the praise for Noory...bought?

Considering the type of callers, SOLD.

[misssirveaux]

a friend of mine in radio worked in st. louis with noory back in the nighthawk days and says EVERYBODY in radio there has a "noory story." I guess he was a regular at the strip joints.

I would love to hear some Noory stories.  And I guess the strip joints could explain why he's been divorced twice.  I bet he lives it up out in LA with his hair dye and his purple ties.

I listened to the show last night.  The first hour was garbage with the woman who was selling her version of The Secret.  And yes, I heard the part about Hawaiian Tropic.  I got the feeling that Noory was too embarrassed to correct her, and it was awkward.  Overall, he seemed very subdued last night.

[MikeD]

George at a strip club....jesus...

[JustOneFix]

George at a strip club....jesus...

I bet that's why he wears that leather jacket. Instead of tossing out dollar bills he throws out little packages of Efoods direct.

He does look like the type you'd see in a strip club- you know the kind that can't get laid in a whorehouse.

[anagrammy]

he'll fit right in out in LA.  Noory: Grandpa Sex Monster. explains his ridiculous dye job / toupee.  also .. maybe the guy has syphilis and the disease is slowly rotting away the areas in his brain responsible for speech and reasoning?

The above plus the mental picture of him drooling at a strip club -honest to god- a WAVE of nausea came over me.  My tummy is jumpy as I type this, but I must tip the hat to the above for a RIGHTEOUS smack of speculation worthy of a round of virtual applause.  Well DONE, my friend, bow to the crowd.  Love it, the wilder and wetter the better.

This thread is overtaking the Art Bell Quits thread... because it will last after the end of time, maybe for eternity since George Noory has been promised by God that he will not taste death but will be permitted to tarry....

AND TORMENT MANKIND UNTIL THE END OF THE AGE!


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[misssirveaux]

I forgot to mention a Noory moment from last night's show.  His guest for the last three hours was Dr. Fred Alan Wolf.  Near the end of the show, as they were coming back from commercials, George said: "We'll be right back to take your calls for Dr. Fred Alan!"  Like Alan is his last name.  Add it to the list.

[MikeD]

So primarily, the Libs on the radio are covering the Premiere on Call story because of the implications for Hannity, Beck, and Limbaugh. Mike Malloy, for one, apparently dug up a cache for Premiere on Call, promising " You will not hear the same caller again for at least 2 months to maintain the experience for even the most avid listener". He also goes on to talk about the iron clad confidentiality agreement for the actors that has also now been removed.

Now, don't you think as opposed to making this division for radio in Podunk as they claim, they're most likely offering a service they already use in their own operations to the little guy for profit to pay for the voice talents of "dumb white southerner #7"?

[aldousburbank]

George at a strip club....jesus...

Chippensale's?

[Digitech]

Apparently George likes to live it up.

Does anyone remember back like 8 or 9 years ago, Phil Hendrie told a story about how every time he's met George, he's being 'escorted' by one or more beautiful women? A caller once asked George about this story, saying that 'This can't be true, because you're a married man...'

George explained that he wasn't married, because radio is a stressful business or something. Regarding his beautiful female companions, he mumbled some sidestep answer like 'I can't say, you'll have to make your own conclusions.'

More recently, I remember a caller or guest made a small joke (i think) about blondes and brunettes or something. George's voice immediately perked up and he said 'Blondes, brunettes, redheads -- I love them all!' He sounded really alive and enthusiastic when he spoke these words, like he was actually paying attention and cared about what he was talking about.



Now, about the St. Louis strip clubs. Well, it depends which side of the Mississippi you go on. You may not be aware, but the clubs on the Illinois side in the STL area are quite notorious and regarded as having some of the loosest rules in the country. There are guys who practically make a hobby out of going to strip clubs, and East St. Louis is a favorite destination for some of them.

[b_dubb]

i think strip clubs are sad caves filled with desperate and broken people

[Marc.Knight]

[robey1129]

I managed a "strip club" in Ketchikan, Alaska, for a few years. Nothin' like naked women and drunk loggers and fishermen with lots of money.
But the scripted callers thing got me remembering back when Art was doin' C2C. When he took open calls you knew they were "open". The spectrum was wide. You never knew what was gonna happen. White supremists to Art Bell haters. And Art would take 'em all on. When the Nooron does it, it seems like the show is on lithium or something.

[MV/Liberace!]

Apparently George likes to live it up.

Does anyone remember back like 8 or 9 years ago, Phil Hendrie told a story about how every time he's met George, he's being 'escorted' by one or more beautiful women?

i absolutely remember phil saying this.  i'm sure i have it somewhere in my vast archive of hendrie shows.

[Eddie Coyle]

i think strip clubs are sad caves filled with desperate and broken people

  Amen. On the stage and in the audience. Haven't gone to one since I was 22(I'm 35) because it really was depressing. The last time I went to one, about half of an NFL team(that share a name with a Raytheon missile) showed up and the plebians in the audience who had being "getting the girls attention" were suddenly left alone, as the stage performers gravitated toward the millionaire and deca-millionaire football players who arrived.

   But I digress...back to the point, George Noory is awful.

[haloedorchid]

Gross about the escorts. For them. What amount of money could possibly be worth letting ol' cow eyes pump away on you? While that cheap leather smell, sprayed-on hair, and sweat dripped all over the place. He's probably driven more than a few out of the business.   

[Marc.Knight]

Gross about the escorts. For them. What amount of money could possibly be worth letting ol' cow eyes pump away on you? While that cheap leather smell, sprayed-on hair, and sweat dripped all over the place. He's probably driven more than a few out of the business.   

This is disturbing on many levels.

[Eddie Coyle]

This is disturbing on many levels.



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     Noory looks like something out of Fellini Satyricon. Or more modern, that picture looks like it's from a party at Eddie Nash's house circa 1980.

[MikeD]

Familiar...

[Marc.Knight]

Nightmarish hybrid.

[JustOneFix]

This is disturbing on many levels.

Is the one dame holding a big bottle of hand sanitizer? Snoory's facial expression is odd. Looks like he just smoked a few bowls.

[Marc.Knight]

Time for bed... Night all.

[Marc.Knight]

Is the one dame holding a big bottle of hand sanitizer? Snoory's facial expression is odd. Looks like he just smoked a few bowls.

I just enlarged that part of the photo for you.

[lasertron]

that picture is grooode! I am okay with guys going to strip clubs, and anyone who has seen a picture of george can't say they're surprised.

[MV/Liberace!]

Time for bed... Night all.

lol, god damn.  i'm trying not to wake nabila.  STOP IT!!

[MV/Liberace!]

by the way...
i've always felt noory looks like he should be hand tossing a pizza for me.

[HAL 9000]

I bet that's why he wears that leather jacket. Instead of tossing out dollar bills he throws out little packages of Efoods direct.

OMG! I really did LOL when I read this! And I hate using these lame 'net acronyms too... but that one is priceless.

[b_dubb]

This is disturbing on many levels.

and in front of a Star Wars poster no less.  dorks with whores

[robey1129]

Yow....I couldn't help but notice that the Nooron's left eyebrow is much higher and pointed than the right, almost, dare I say, "Vulcanish". Do you think he plucks them and then darkens them with whatever that stuff is women use...eyeliner?

[valdez]

     Dr. Bruce Goldberg (reincarnation/china/Dali Lama/other stuff) went into a short rant when a caller mentioned the name John Titor. "I don't want to even talk about it...it's a dumb scam."  George, who has been perpetuating the John Titor story since day one, said nothing.  Very typical.  George hardly ever defends any of the idiocy he patronizes.  Later, while he was talking to U.K. resident Patrick Henningsen (runs a news website) about Libya, out of nowhere George ask, "how big is England?"  WTF?  How big?  England?  This is not some exotic newly formed country that c2c listeners would be confused about.  It's England.  Big island to the northwest of Europe.
     George, next time you tell a guest he can finish his thought after the commercial, try remembering you said that, because your quest, and everybody listening, know you said it, and you come across like you don't give a crap.  Oh, I see.  You have every segment planned out.  Great.
     Somebody please tune into George's Video chat tonight and report to us on the crapfest I'm sure it will be.