George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jorch Einstein]

Since you can't or won't discuss, or confuse contempt and ridicule for discussion, preferring to pass down judgements from the Olympian heights of your all-knowing certainty, I will have nothing more to say on this.


In the FDA we trust

And you can continue to wallow in the mire of your own ignorant, unfounded, and scientifically unproven fear of vaccinations. Let's pretend the Scientific Revolution never happened.
Viva The Dark Ages!

[NoMoreNoory]

And you can continue to wallow in the mire of your own ignorant, unfounded, and scientifically unproven fear of vaccinations. Let's pretend the Scientific Revolution never happened.
Viva The Dark Ages!

The same Scientific Revolution that told those pregnant women with morning sickness that all would be well if they just took this little pill?

[Major Ed Damien]

The same Scientific Revolution that told those pregnant women with morning sickness that all would be well if they just took this little pill?

Look, early aviation crashed a lot of airplanes, but ­­­‪­‪­­­­‪­­­‪­­‪‪­­‪‪­­­­­‪­­­­­‪‪­­­‪­‪­‪‪­­­‪­­‪nobody gave up on manned flight, except for a few troglodytes.
 

Instead, we went to the moon -- unless you think the government nefariously fabricated that result, too.  And I don't think you do.


We advance and try to improve.  The thalidomide disaster was a horrible, tragic mistake, but we try to learn from it; we try again to prevail. We're not going back to sitting on the ground -- no matter how hard Noory and his kook throwback guests try to keep us there.

[NoMoreNoory]

Look, early aviation crashed a lot of airplanes, but ­­­‪­‪­­­­‪­­­‪­­‪‪­­‪‪­­­­­‪­­­­­‪‪­­­‪­‪­‪‪­­­‪­­‪nobody gave up on manned flight, except for a few troglodytes.
 

Instead, we went to the moon -- unless you think the government nefariously fabricated that result, too.  And I don't think you do.


We advance and try to improve.  The thalidomide disaster was a horrible, tragic mistake, but we try to learn from it; we try again to prevail. We're not going back to sitting on the ground -- no matter how hard Noory and his kook throwback guests try to keep us there.

A horrible tragic mistake that you may recall the pharmaceutical companies refused to acknowledge for the longest time. The parents had to fight long and hard to get compensation out of them.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Thalidomide is still in use today

Thalidomide used for Leprosy and multiple myeloma.

[Major Ed Damien]

A horrible tragic mistake that you may recall the pharmaceutical companies refused to acknowledge for the longest time. The parents had to fight long and hard to get compensation out of them.

Yes, they were arrogant and tried to hide their mistake.  This is, unfortunately, what a lot of human beings like to do. 

But the injured parents, with the assistance of other helpful scientists, ultimately prevailed, and -- thanks to them -- important regulatory improvements have been the result of that disaster. 

So good people learn and try to advance humanity -- not the kook Noory crowd, not the Alex Joneses, and certainly not the nutty osteopath lady selling her t-shirts on a website.

[NowhereInTime]

We interrupt this dismal thread to announce a glimmer of hope:


http://artbell.com/arts-announces-july-return/


Carry On.


George Noory Sucks.

[nextgen.fm]

BREATHES HEAVILY...


TRIES TO CONTROL SELF...

[ItsOver]

I think I'll have a pizza roll party tonight.  Hot and toasty.  Getting a little nervous again, Jorch?  I guess we can expect you to come creeping around here again just to tell us how swell you are and how much you love Art.

[Major Ed Damien]

I think I'll have a pizza roll party tonight.  Hot and toasty.  Getting a little nervous again, Jorch?  I guess we can expect you to come creeping around here again just to tell us how swell you are and how much you love Art.

Just eat a Hot Pocket and kill three birds with one stone.

Of course, that would also kill the spirit of the event.

[wr250]

I think I'll have a pizza roll party tonight.  Hot and toasty.  Getting a little nervous again, Jorch?  I guess we can expect you to come creeping around here again just to tell us how swell you are and how much you love Art.

get some clowns for your party, to go along wit hthe pizza rolls . then ol jorch the creeper wont be around.

[Major Ed Damien]

get some clowns for your party, to go along wit hthe pizza rolls . then ol jorch the creeper wont be around.

Hit yourself over the head with a Ouija board a few times to experience how dangerous they are.

[zeebo]

... Getting a little nervous again, Jorch?  ...

Time for another hasty patch-up job, followed by a reversion to the suckage mean.

[b_dubb]

The giant flushing sound that is coast to coast. There simply isn't enough air freshener.

[Jorch Einstein]

The same Scientific Revolution that told those pregnant women with morning sickness that all would be well if they just took this little pill?

Oh, so you're saying you're against the last 500 plus years of continued scientific progress because of a few bad actors and mistakes made along the way? Ok, got it.
As far as vaccinations go, I'll defer to the trained medical professionals, and you and a few more of the chimps on here can defer to...Jorch Noory.
You're still muddled.

[SnapT]

On last night's show was anyone else surprised that Noory introduced Stanton Friedman as "the great, late Stanton Friedman"?  Jumping the gun a little, aren't you George?  I know you expect most of your guests to be recently deceased, but let it play out naturally.

He also said he was "battling a heart attack," which was strange.  You battle cancer, not a heart attack.  He's recovering from a heart attack.

Weird fella...

[Major Ed Damien]

On last night's show was anyone else surprised that Noory introduced Stanton Friedman as "the great, late Stanton Friedman"? 

Maybe there's another one . . . dead in his portal.

[Nick el Ass]

On last night's show was anyone else surprised that Noory introduced Stanton Friedman as "the great, late Stanton Friedman"?  Jumping the gun a little, aren't you George?  I know you expect most of your guests to be recently deceased, but let it play out naturally.

He also said he was "battling a heart attack," which was strange.  You battle cancer, not a heart attack.  He's recovering from a heart attack.

Weird fella...

The man isn't dead, and the doofus is already licking his chops at the idea of having him on his next dead people show so that he can take more time off to spend eating pizza rolls and drinking Squeeze Its with tommy in a nice seedy hotel. I can hear it all now... GN "Cheers, buddy we really killed this show didn't we?" Tommy "Yes, sir. Now I'll just lay hear in bed, and you can cover me in all the cash we made while doing it."

[SnapT]

The man isn't dead, and the doofus is already licking his chops at the idea of having him on his next dead people show so that he can take more time off to spend eating pizza rolls and drinking Squeeze Its with tommy in a nice seedy hotel. I can hear it all now... GN "Cheers, buddy we really killed this show didn't we?" Tommy "Yes, sir. Now I'll just lay hear in bed, and you can cover me in all the cash we made while doing it."

As George would say, "That's true too."

[Major Ed Damien]

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

Tonight's wonderful science lecture from your host, Dr. George Noory, PhD. (Phull of Dung) is all about "demonic spirits, how they manifest destructive forces and take residence in individuals and dwellings."

It's another trip back to the Dark Ages with America's darkest-dyed moving mustache with a radio program.

So sit back, relax, have a cup of mead, rub something a witch gave you for those those untreated syphilis chancres and enjoy tonight's cacophony of medieval ca ca.

[SnapT]

Noory: "A study from the University of Texas has found that people who struggle with lonliness and depression are more likely to binge... watch television than their peers.  The activity provides an escape from their unpleasant feelings.  That's not too healthy, though, you eat too much, you don't get enough exercise!"

Does George understand that this news story is about "binge-watching" TV shows, not binge-eating food?  The weirdly long pause between "binge" and "watch" makes me think not.

[popple]

The show opened with a very uplifting story about a guy proposing to his girl. She jumped for joy and fell off a cliff. Poor girl died. She also had a heart attack from her injuries. What does Jorch have in store for us come Valentine's Day?

[NoMoreNoory]

Oh, so you're saying you're against the last 500 plus years of continued scientific progress because of a few bad actors and mistakes made along the way? Ok, got it.
As far as vaccinations go, I'll defer to the trained medical professionals, and you and a few more of the chimps on here can defer to...Jorch Noory.
You're still muddled.

Bad actors? Wtf?
You go tell the thalidomide victims they're 'mistakes along the way'
But you're obviously right. On the basis that I have doubts about the wisdom and efficacy of mass childhood vaccination, I want to turn the clock back 500 years. Reductio ad absurdam.


Meanwhile, spotted at the sound desk at tonight's Manson gig.....[attachimg=1]

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George is seeing road rage all the time everywhere he goes.  I guess he's a bad driver, too.

[goldendeal]

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Let's think of a few names for that metal band, Jorch Einstein.


How about:




Big-Hair Beelzebubs



George Noory and the Mean Babies from Hell



Clowns n' Demons



Sticks -- (they couldn't use "Styx" because of the copyright, so George came up with what he called "a deshent alternative.")



Burned Esophagus



George Noory and the Fartbreakers



The Ouija Board Refugees



Scary Mutilations -- (trying to get into Linda Molding Cow's pants one last time)



George Noory and the Portal Potties



and, my favorite:



Blackwig

Those are great possibilities there...here are a few more Jorch is considering

A Boy Named Jorch......The Pizza Roll  Fiasco......Above Average Weight Band

Abstract Penis Brigade.......Admiral Poopy Pants and His Dancing Teeth

Adult Children of Hermaphrodites......The Jorch Snoory Death Cult Breaking Wind Ensemble

Jorch & Toilet Boys ....The Anally Devoted Hosts

Anal Speech Therapy.......Jorch & his Blue Balls

Bjorn Again......Jorch Snoory & the Baby MacNuggits

Boiled Tongue .....The Bumpin' Uglies

Burger Pimps.......Butt Trumpetts

Crazy Uncle Jorch and his Troupe of Molotov Cocktail Jugglers

Jorch Snoory and the Blood Drained Cows -- (also trying to get into Linda Molding Cow's pants one last time)

[NoMoreNoory]

In the early hours of the last day of January, a perfectly enunciated 'Feb' from Joorch. Poor man. A whole 28 days of cold sweats ahead of him. He must be so grateful that Eff Ee Bee is the shortest month on the calendar.

[Morgus]

Noory turns 65 in a few months.
Does PremRat have a mandatory retirement policy?

[Major Ed Damien]

Demonic Spirit Expert:  "This is not a conspiracy.  This is science."


I get it:


"This isn't shit.  It's food.  Mmmmmm . . . ."

[Major Ed Damien]

This demonic spirit exterminator can come to your house just like a termite control outfit.

He even wears a uniform with a name written over the pocket.

One of these visits can be viewed in a demonstration video on You Tube.


Customer (at home):  "Are you here to exterminate my demonic spirits?"

Curley:  "Why, soitenly!  We gotta get 'em outta here before you empty all them bottles.  Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk."

[smitty9999]

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