George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George's interest in the guest is about as genuine as the cartoon husband who keeps repeating 'yes dear' while he watches football.  Way to make that professionalism shine through.

[zeebo]

... a fill-in guest like Lionel Fanthorpe or Joshua P. Warren will show up...

The "Spring-Heeled Jack" odds just went up.

[Major Ed Damien]

George is sounding really anemic tonight.

Maybe a vampire sucked out most of his blood and the half a wit.

[21st Century Man]

Hahahaha

Vampire Lady just mentioned "the Oracle at Delphi, which I'm sure you've heard of."

George wouldn't know the Oracle at Delphi from "Flo the Progressive Insurance Lady."

He probably thought she was referring to oral sex.  I'm sure Tommy and George are sexting each other.

[zeebo]

George's interest in the guest is about as genuine as the cartoon husband who keeps repeating 'yes dear' while he watches football.  Way to make that professionalism shine through.

"Dear, but what about those vampires?"

"They're great honey, can you grab me a beer?"

[PB the Deplorable]

Ok. Now sr. Fuckface is saying "complex carbohydrates" is a conspiracy?
Whhhhhhhhat?

George thinks anything complex is a conspiracy

Rimshot Sound Effect (short version)

[zeebo]

God this lady is terrible.  Please bring back the MILK GUY.

[Morgus]

Photo of the current vampire expert guest.

[Major Ed Damien]

She just mentioned Carl Jung.

I wonder how long it would have taken George to drop Jung as a guest.

"OK, well, all your stuff about dreams and, uh . . . . everything . . . has been very interesting as well . . . thanks for coming on the program, Carl, and we'll be opening up the lines when we get back as well."

[21st Century Man]

New Age chicanery and vampires don't mix.

[Morgus]

Huh? Noory told her to "stay with us" but she might magically disappear?
Noory is reporting again on the Florida story, he really wants to switch to that topic...

[fotd]

I'd love to hear George's headphone feed, and all the shit Tommy says to him during the show.  Maybe that's why George is always so off, Tommy is constantly talking to him, and George can't listen to the guest and Tommy at the same time.  It would make sense as why he never asks followup questions. 


Anyone notice going to this break he didn't even mention the guest's name?  He just mentions going to calls next hour.  Definitely going to drop her without saying another word about it.  Not even the bad phone line excuse.

[zeebo]

Huh? Noory told her to "stay with us" but she might magically disappear?
Noory is reporting again on the Florida story, he really wants to switch to that topic...

An astute observation Morgus.  Would not be surprised if he came back sans guest, with a new open lines theme "Is  campus violence out of control?"

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "Can people get pulled into the dark side and not even know it?"

God knows George has done his best to pull the audience into the Dark Ages -- so what's the problem?

P.S.

The gunman "shot up" a "critically injured student"?

HE was a news director somewhere?

That's crazy.

[Major Ed Damien]

I missed the story about Vampire Lady's confrontation with the bat.

Anybody?

Ahhhhhh . . . never mind.

[zeebo]

Wow Vampire Lady just barely hung on past the break.  She's plucky.

[fotd]

I amazed that he actually kept her on and didn't drop her over the commercial break.


She was a drunk, Valium addict.  lol

[21st Century Man]

Photo of the current vampire expert guest.

Looks like Suze Orman's ugly sister.  I bet she has a girlfriend.

[zeebo]

...The gunman "shot up" a "critically injured student"?

George gets cause and effect mixed up, e.g. he might say "I put jelly on my peanut butter jelly sandwich."

[nooryisawesome]

I amazed that he actually kept her on and didn't drop her over the commercial break.


She was a drunk, Valium addict.  lol

Couldn't get fill in guest. Noorie hates open lines, he has to pay attention.

[zeebo]

Looks like Suze Orman's ugly sister.  I bet she has a girlfriend.

I swear I've seen her in at least 5 music videos from the 80's.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I just noticed this thread is stickied again.

[zeebo]

Dear Deborah,

Everytime I listen to this bore Noory, my eyelids droop, and my brain feels slow. Is it possible this weirdo is a vampire?

[zeebo]

I just noticed this thread is stickied again.

The suckage bounced back up to the top.

[Major Ed Damien]

Damn, a real live psychic energy vampire has just called the show, and George sounds just as bored and listless as ever.

He's gonna suck all the energy out of the psychic energy vampire -- which may cause both their heads to cave in spontaneously. 

[Major Ed Damien]

"Can you get physically hurt dealing with a vampire?"

No, George, getting all that blood sucked out of you is actually good for your blood.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

"Can you get physically hurt dealing with a vampire?"

No, George, getting all that blood sucked out of you is actually good for your blood.

I hear it's very purifying.  Maybe C2C should consider giving their staff vampire therapy.

[zeebo]

paraphrasing ...

Noory:  Bats are weird.
Guest: Um.
Noory:  Ever been out to Austin?  There's a bridge out there with a ton of bats. 
Guest:  Well I think I've heard of ...
Noory:  Yeah they come flying out from there, you definitely don't want to be under them.
Guest:  <awkward silence>
Noory:  We'll be back ....

[zeebo]

Noory:  "Guest Deborah King was a guest on my television program Beyond Belief .. and you can watch that program by going to the website."

[21st Century Man]

Noory really has a hard time with guests discussing paranormal topics.  I don't believe he asked the guest where and when she met a real vampire. I just think he's a liar when he says he was obsessed with the paranormal.  Ok, maybe his interest in UFO's is genuine but not any of the other stuff. He acts very disinterested when talking about ghosts and the like.  Like he only does it to humor the audience.