George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Any word on Valdez?  Is he coming back?  I hope and pray he is alright.

Valdez's excellent suckage summaries have been sorely missed for some time now.  Maybe he just had enough - who could blame him.  If not, hope is doing ok and will return sometime.

[Major Ed Damien]

And also the first guest: 

MILK!  (seriously, that's the topic)

Psychic vampires will drink your milk shake!  They'll drink it up!

[zeebo]

Psychic vampires will drink your milk shake! ...

I'm putting this on a t-shirt.

[eddie dean]

Valdez's excellent suckage summaries have been sorely missed for some time now.  Maybe he just had enough - who could blame him.  If not, hope is doing ok and will return sometime.

I second that.
I hope he isn't mentally scared from his long-term exposure to Noory.
Post Traumatic Noory Syndrome should be included in the DSM IV.
I hope Valdez finds his way back here some day.

[bateman]

And also the first guest: 

MILK!  (seriously, that's the topic)

Anyone still listening at this point:

[Major Ed Damien]

"U2 frontman Banno"?

How can George not read a four-letter last name with two O's in it?

[MarbleMapper]

A new one.

"Osteosperoses"

oh shit, it's a nightmare, the guest dropped.  What ever will I do...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It sounds like Big Milk is controlling the phone lines now.  Good ol' George fighting against the Man for the lil' guy.

[sydtron]

Uh.. oh..lost the first hour caller.   Oh damn hes back.    Lets call in with our "milk made me sick calls"...
Calling dr. Bateman... wahahaha

[Dateline]

Bessie needed milked.  Line got dropped.

[Dateline]

I don't want to listen to the firkin food channel on radio, and I will not.

[21st Century Man]

"U2 frontman Banno"?

How can George not read a four-letter last name with two O's in it?

Yeah, I heard that too.  I turned off the show because life is too short to waste on quackery. 
Some one should do a parody of the Got Milk ad campaign with GN.  Maybe change it to something like Got Alzheimer's or Got Dementia or better yet Got Gump. Or there is the old standby, Got Pizza-Roll.

I'll come back to the show when vampire lady comes on but now back to Lew Ayres and Jimmy Cagney in Doorway To Hell.

[sydtron]

I will admit. Im not a regular milk drinker. Whisky is my drink o choice.
But give up burgera and cheese. Fuuuuuuck that!

[sydtron]

Ok. Now sr. Fuckface is saying "complex carbohydrates" is a conspiracy?
Whhhhhhhhat?

[zeebo]

"Put Your Head on my Shoulder"?  Oh god, oh barf.  Wtf is with this guy's weird doo-wap cheesy romance crooner fetish.  Seriously dude, go get a friggin soda with your gal in her poodle skirt down at the car-hop. 

[Major Ed Damien]

Yeah, I heard that too.  I turned off the show because life is too short to waste on quackery. 
Some one should do a parody of the Got Milk ad campaign with GN.  Maybe change it to something like Got Alzheimer's or Got Dementia or better yet Got Gump. Or there is the old standby, Got Pizza-Roll.

I'll come back to the show when vampire lady comes on but now back to Lew Ayres and Jimmy Cagney in Doorway To Hell.

Same here.  I'll be back for George and the vampire lady.

Doorway to Hell sounds like a good one.

[zeebo]

I will admit. Im not a regular milk drinker. Whisky is my drink o choice. ...

Well whiskey is milk of the gods.   

[Major Ed Damien]

"Coast-to-Coast AM."

"Got Stupid?"

[fotd]

"I've always been a health nut.". George " P90X" Noory

[sydtron]

Im sure pizza rolls and turkey sammiches. Are in your local organic foods store.
Im wondering what the dr. Thinks about the forks over knives diet or any whole plant based diet?.

[zeebo]

...Im wondering what the dr. Thinks about the forks over knives diet or any whole plant based diet?.

Noory eats everything with a spork.

[fotd]

New OrLensLens.  arrrrrgh, tuned in for ten minutes and want to throw my radio in the trash.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Who knew a segment on milk would bring out so much controversy from the callers?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Who needs cows?  Just bait a few live traps with cheap canned tuna, and you'll get all the milk you need from the raccoons and feral cats you'll catch once you get the hang of milking them.

[Juan Cena]

Psychic vampires will drink your milk shake!  They'll drink it up!

I've got that stupid "Milkshake" song by Kelli's going through my head now. Thanks heaps.

[coaster]

"I've always been a health nut.". George " P90X" Noory

pizza rolls.

[Morgus]

A caller asked about the gas problem and the guest recommended Beano...

[21st Century Man]

"I've always been a health nut.". George " P90X" Noory

[Morgus]

"I've always been a health nut.". George " P90X" Noory

"nut" i can believe, but not "health" 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Who needs cows?  Just bait a few live traps with cheap canned tuna, and you'll get all the milk you need from the raccoons and feral cats you'll catch once you get the hang of milking them.