George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[RJ]

I started my first business back in 1975 when I was a teenager and never looked back.  Here's the thing about tax and business, the more the tax, the more the economy is stimulated.  Let me explain.  If I'm taxed like I was back in the mid 70's through the mid 80's before the trend of slashing taxes.  I had much more incentive to create new products, hire more people, give raseis, buy more supplies, do more R&D, buy more equipment to replace old equipment.  Each one of those things allows for tax write offs that I was real happy to take.  Today the tax incentive is less to do these things so owners do things like was posted earlier, buy lots of cars and boats and second, third and fourth houses. 

[Nick el Ass]

Being a selfish fuck is in style.  but just wait till financial guy gets audited and he's back on Coast screaming for revolution because the IRS wouldn't let him take his $90k Benz (that he's leasing) as a business expense and instead created a lien against his house and bank accounts because he refused to pay his share.

Why stop at being audited? The guys 80+ year old blind dad is already in jail for the same thing... and I have a feeling that he is probably holding back a little something too. The funny thing is that I wasn't the least bit shocked to hear that he was a financial adviser to Ron Paul during his presidential campaign. Surrounding themselves with nuts is something that Noory and Paul have in common.


Noory even asked if his dad could do interviews from jail where he will be for the next 13, or so years.

[VtaGeezer]

I started my first business back in 1975 when I was a teenager and never looked back.  Here's the thing about tax and business, the more the tax, the more the economy is stimulated.  Let me explain.  If I'm taxed like I was back in the mid 70's through the mid 80's before the trend of slashing taxes.  I had much more incentive to create new products, hire more people, give raseis, buy more supplies, do more R&D, buy more equipment to replace old equipment.  Each one of those things allows for tax write offs that I was real happy to take.  Today the tax incentive is less to do these things so owners do things like was posted earlier, buy lots of cars and boats and second, third and fourth houses.

Spot on.  Post-Reagan conservatives have no clue that smartly constructed tax policy created the postwar American affluence by productively steering business expenditures in concert with govt spending.  Example: instead of an Oracle developing more and better jobs with a rationally compensated CEO, we get Larry Ellison buying whole Hawaiian islands and spending half a billion dollars on his America's Cup spectacles while China prepares to assimilate Silicon Valley just as it did Eastern manufacturing.

[Major Ed Damien]

here is a picture I have not seen



he must really like that pose

That's George embracing his inner "duh."

[Major Ed Damien]

bwahahahahahahah!!!! Oh, I love this! 

FWIW, I wouldn't listen to tonight's "show" on a bet.  Just reading the night's topics and your post on the same page makes me want to lock Manson in a room with Noory and wait outside the door. 

Thanks!

Yeah, I can imagine George getting a little "squeaky" under those circumstances.  My apologies to Lynette Fromme.

[jazmunda]

here is a picture I have not seen



he must really like that pose

Perhaps it's the only way he can hold his brain in his head.

[No Name Storm]

Perhaps it's the only way he can hold his brain in his head.

Wow....Nooron has gotten himself one major toupe. He is pretty balding in those pics and suddenly has a hair like a 17 yr. old. Can't blame him, though, he is an entertainer on stage and all.

[Major Ed Damien]

here is a picture I have not seen



he must really like that pose

When George goes into that pose and thinks real hard, it smells like something's burning.

[Major Ed Damien]

Wow....Nooron has gotten himself one major toupe. He is pretty balding in those pics and suddenly has a hair like a 17 yr. old. Can't blame him, though, he is an entertainer on stage and all.

You're not kidding.

That's not a toupee.  That's a three-pe.

[NoMoreNoory]

Wow....Nooron has gotten himself one major toupe. He is pretty balding in those pics and suddenly has a hair like a 17 yr. old. Can't blame him, though, he is an entertainer on stage and all.

No, no no. Joorch does NOT wear a rug. How do I know this? Because 'he' told me so in an email or text reply a while back, and Honest George wouldn't lie to me, would he?

Meanwhile, it's snowing in many parts of the northern States. Cue Robert Felix for the first hour tonight to tell us how this means we're heading for a new Ice Age. Really?

[bateman]

No, no no. Joorch does NOT wear a rug. How do I know this? Because 'he' told me so in an email or text reply a while back, and Honest George wouldn't lie to me, would he?

Meanwhile, it's snowing in many parts of the northern States. Cue Robert Felix for the first hour tonight to tell us how this means we're heading for a new Ice Age. Really?

He said it here too:

lolI assure you NOT a rug...................but think of me as benjamin button......................how about you?

[Major Ed Damien]

He said it here too:

Maybe he's not actually lying, and it's that Hair-in-a-Can shit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8


Er, Benjamin Button in a Can.


Hell, one dude in the commercial even looks like George.

[NoMoreNoory]

Mush Mouth in full flow already. Reporting on triclosan in anti-bacterial soaps, he tells us there have been something called 'question-bull marks' over the substance for some time, before going on to rename the European Commission the European Conniption.

- GNS

[yoego]

Snorger will never piece my armor. I heard Art, I am armoured!
Silly snorge... your mushmouth' are no match for the armor of the Artifide. Phooey on you'e!
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[zeebo]

Having no recollection of that movie Hard Rain, it was weird to hear George replay what he referred to as a great scene from it, and give no context to it whatsoever.

[yoego]

how nice of george to say hello to all the little people in Toronto.

[136 or 142]

Rational Wiki
Robert W. Felix is a crank extraordinaire promoting his own brand of Earth changes, which acts as a framework that he can shoehorn various other types of crankery into. All of his "theories" revolve around pole shifts and cosmic rays.

Felix believes the reversal of the Earth's magnetic poles is imminent and that their reversal causes environmental cataclysms which lead into ice ages. One of his two websites is Ice Age Now, which is where he peddles this facet of his theory of everything. Ice Age Now is mostly dedicated to global warming denial, survivalism (better stock up on dry goods and fuel), conspiracy theories (he believes the government is covering up evidence of the coming ice age), and abiotic oil crankery. The sidebar is a long laundry list of denialist PRATTs, which makes it like Skeptical Science without the rebuttals. The "news" section seems to exist mostly to document any time at which a snowflake falls anywhere in the world (proof of the coming ice age!) and parrot whatever the latest denialist idiocy is, usually something from Piers Corbyn or Tim Ball. He also hawks his thoroughly "researched" books here.

Evolutionary Leaps is Felix's other site where he pushes a deranged (but somewhat original, at least) pseudoscientific version of evolution. He basically takes Stephen Jay Gould's ideas about punctuated equilibrium and shoehorns his Earth changes crankery into it. According to Felix, the pole shifts that cause ice ages are responsible for mass extinctions with one element of these events being fiery carbon nanodiamonds raining from the skies. That's where the abiotic oil crankery plays into his grand "theory." WorldNutDaily columnist Jerome Corsi occasionally makes guest posts on the subject. Felix claims evolution is driven by cosmic rays and radiation in addition to these pole shifts. To do this, he draws on a number of old crank tomes (mostly Immanuel Velikovsky and some creationists) and fabricated "facts" and mixes it with generously cherry-picked and quote mined research done by actual evolutionary biologists, paleontologists, and archaeologists.

[Major Ed Damien]

Having no recollection of that movie Hard Rain, it was weird to hear George replay what he referred to as a great scene from it, and give no context to it whatsoever.

"Who can ever forget" what nobody can ever remember?

[136 or 142]

Zeebo, in case you didn't see this:
Zeebo wrote:
"On a side note.  I was going down the youtube music rabbit hole last night, and came across an Elvis Costello interview, where he mentioned jamming once in some after-hours venue with one Jerry Garcia.  Now that I would have loved to be there for.  Had no clue they even knew each other."

Elvis Costello with Jerry Garcia - You Win Again
http://youtu.be/Rq3r77gn9DQ

http://www.allmusic.com/album/sweetwater-mw0000954210
Elvis Costello / Jerry Garcia
Sweetwater

[Major Ed Damien]

Rational Wiki
Robert W. Felix is a crank extraordinaire promoting his own brand of Earth changes, which acts as a framework that he can shoehorn various other types of crankery into. All of his "theories" revolve around pole shifts and cosmic rays.

Felix believes the reversal of the Earth's magnetic poles is imminent and that their reversal causes environmental cataclysms which lead into ice ages. One of his two websites is Ice Age Now, which is where he peddles this facet of his theory of everything. Ice Age Now is mostly dedicated to global warming denial, survivalism (better stock up on dry goods and fuel), conspiracy theories (he believes the government is covering up evidence of the coming ice age), and abiotic oil crankery. The sidebar is a long laundry list of denialist PRATTs, which makes it like Skeptical Science without the rebuttals. The "news" section seems to exist mostly to document any time at which a snowflake falls anywhere in the world (proof of the coming ice age!) and parrot whatever the latest denialist idiocy is, usually something from Piers Corbyn or Tim Ball. He also hawks his thoroughly "researched" books here.

Evolutionary Leaps is Felix's other site where he pushes a deranged (but somewhat original, at least) pseudoscientific version of evolution. He basically takes Stephen Jay Gould's ideas about punctuated equilibrium and shoehorns his Earth changes crankery into it. According to Felix, the pole shifts that cause ice ages are responsible for mass extinctions with one element of these events being fiery carbon nanodiamonds raining from the skies. That's where the abiotic oil crankery plays into his grand "theory." WorldNutDaily columnist Jerome Corsi occasionally makes guest posts on the subject. Felix claims evolution is driven by cosmic rays and radiation in addition to these pole shifts. To do this, he draws on a number of old crank tomes (mostly Immanuel Velikovsky and some creationists) and fabricated "facts" and mixes it with generously cherry-picked and quote mined research done by actual evolutionary biologists, paleontologists, and archaeologists.

Whoa . . . he's a crackpot's crackpot.  With a kook cherry on top.

[yoego]

the only problem with saying that the show is going downhill is that when you go downhill you gain momentum, so really the shows going uphill to a grinding halt.

[yoego]

ty Bollinger's Carnivora commercial must trick old senile people into thinking they are hearing a guest, what a shitty marketing trick to play on the elderly.

[NoMoreNoory]

ty Bollinger's Carnivora commercial must trick old senile people into thinking they are hearing a guest, what a shitty marketing trick to play on the elderly.

It's a shitty trick to play on sentient people's intelligence.

[zeebo]

Zeebo, in case you didn't see this ...

Very cool, I had no idea about them doing any collaboration.  Thanks for the link.

[yoego]

I love George saying somebody else just doesn't get it. If there's anything he's an expert in... its not getting "it"
the only thing he cares about or gets is a paycheck.

[zeebo]

ty Bollinger's Carnivora commercial must trick old senile people into thinking they are hearing a guest, what a shitty marketing trick to play on the elderly.

Agree totally.  I made a comment about this very thing awhile back.  It's always so low when some celebrity that the elderly have come to trust do these friggin phony infomerical "interviews" and prey on their trust.  I can only hope Carnivora Karma comes back on Noory in the form of an evil pizza roll.

[yoego]

Agree totally.  I made a comment about this very thing awhile back.  It's always so low when some celebrity that the elderly have come to trust do these friggin phony infomerical "interviews" and prey on their trust.  I can only hope Carnivora Karma comes back on Noory in the form of an evil pizza roll.

It's a shitty trick to play on sentient people's intelligence.

agreed! it's very manipulative!!
we have a trinity of agreement!!!!

[Major Ed Damien]

ty Bollinger's Carnivora commercial must trick old senile people into thinking they are hearing a guest, what a shitty marketing trick to play on the elderly.

The manager of a local Pet Warehouse gave some Carnivora to a hamster, and it ate off his finger before eating all the other hamsters.

You talk about a carnivore. 

Shit, goddammit, that was a blood-spattered cage of loose fur.

[yoego]

I was going to say I'm ashamed to admit, but then I realized I'm really proud to admit... since I try not to listen to this idiot... I have no idea about the origin of the pizza roll mythology if somebody could clue me in with the recap that would be awesome. it kind of sounds to me like he's trying to get into the Art Bell super glue mystique. God please let george noory super glue his mouth closed!

[NoMoreNoory]

As is often the case, there's a germ of truth in Felix's silliness. We know the earth flips its poles from time to time and the results will be pretty wild when it happens again.
It's important to distinguish between 'climate change' and 'global warming'. Idiots like Noory assume global warming means it just gets hotter, so he cries foul every time we have a cold snap. Climate change follows from overall global warming and predicts changing weather patterns across the board: extreme cold, extreme heat, floods, drought, etc, and it's not hard to be convinced that's exactly what we're seeing. Then again, a clown like Noory can't distinguish between 'climate' and 'weather'.