George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nooryisawesome]

Looks like there's yet another shitty political show in store for us tonight. 

I'm half surprised Alex Jones isn't a guest--again.

its awful tonight!

First Half: CEO of Euro Pacific Capital and radio host Peter Schiff will comment on the current gyrations happening with the government, as well as the real financial position of the United States, and why he thinks we're headed for an implosion and how we can prepare.

2nd Half: Troublemaker out to expose the abuses of the New World Order, Mark Dice, discusses the various ways that technology is violating not only our privacy but our civil rights - all using our tax dollars, as well as how many pop culture icons may be part of the Illuminati.

who listens to this shit?? oh yeah, that is why total listeners are in free fall.

[laserjock]

Man, I left C2C at just the right time.  Politics done by another idiot.

and...  What they don't tell you:  We just elected a bunch of the same types who gave us the credit default swaps debacle, the only conspiracy is the idiocy of the average American voter.  If Bell was still doing Coast we wouldn't have this type of show unless Art tore at it with some hard questions.  He'd allow the guests to talk, but he'd challenge them.  Noory just gets on his knees and gives them, ah, well, you know...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

its awful tonight!

First Half: CEO of Euro Pacific Capital and radio host Peter Schiff will comment on the current gyrations happening with the government, as well as the real financial position of the United States, and why he thinks we're headed for an implosion and how we can prepare.

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Now there's the government gyrations I'm talking about.

[Dateline]

I was hoping these would be the topics:

First Half:  Sophia Nutrina discusses school lunches proposed by Michell Obama and how it affects the black-eyed children, contributes to obesity because of GMO diet selections, and how this affects their consciousness.

Second Half:  Isis Nose presents the sacred mysteries of beheadings and their use by the Knights Templars.  Ancient skulls that may be holy beheadings, and how this contributes to migrane headaches in today's New Age. 

Don't be stupid.  This is the technique they are using to lull us in.  Dramatic word presentations mask drudge topics.

[Major Ed Damien]

George Noory: 

Junior member of the Diminati.

[NoMoreNoory]

Somewhere today, Georgie has heard or read the word 'fester', maybe in his fortune cookie at dinner with Tommee or he's been binge-watching The Addams Family. He's used it (and, of course, mis-used it) about four times already, especially in relation to Ferguson which, he says, 'is out of control, and it hasn't even started yet.'

[WallyBert]

I've got some hope for tonight's show because Peter Schiff was one of a handfull of guys who predicted the 2008 economic colapse when no one would listen.

[Major Ed Damien]

The greatest interview of all that George could ever do would be with Charles Manson.

Crazy meets the stupid.

Manson:  "Zip zap zadfrack on a zippy zippity dee-doo-dah."

Noory:  "Charlie, let me as you this:  Where do you get your passion?"

[nooryisawesome]

I don't understand why premier/Noorie think that doing political shows will help listener numbers. Dave can add zero insight into politics that other political commentators do not already cover. After wall to wall political coverage on the radio stations Noorie is on, C2C is just another political show, only it is on in the middle of the night. There is no reason for people to miss sleep to listen to a program in which talks about the same stuff that they can get during the say. So pretty much all the available listeners are nigh shift people, who have already heard about whatever Noorie is talking about. As a result listener numbers continue to decline.

[nooryisawesome]

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Now there's the government gyrations I'm talking about.

I'd rather listen to them talk about Mrs. Obama's fat ass than politics.

[Juan Cena]

Somewhere today, Georgie has heard or read the word 'fester', maybe in his fortune cookie at dinner with Tommee or he's been binge-watching The Addams Family. He's used it (and, of course, mis-used it) about four times already, especially in relation to Ferguson which, he says, 'is out of control, and it hasn't even started yet.'

The fact that Snorge brought John Titor into the mess made it even sound more ridiculous.

[yoego]

free daddy schiff b4 july, Art would interview him, fosho!
gns
GNS!!!

[pate]

" ... dur-earlier ... paper gold ..."

Classhic!

[pate]

Ali-baba and Amazon?  What's that all about?

[pate]

" ... an you doan haffa goof... um ... "

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  " . . . and Amazon will deliver it right to your door."

Damn.  George is on to something.

[pate]

Hay, iGeorgie, yew seen this one yet?

Empire Awards - Action Hero of Our Lifetime

You want to be Mayor of Coolsville someday?  Me neither...

edit: GNS

[pate]

Your guest is seriously yelling into the mic!  Is that a 'poopy' enuf connecshun do drop the stuff?

Is that you Quayle?  ahaha!

Jorch, seriously, you have in your peanut mind a bumper song to deal with this...

[AstroBuzz]

George has lost control of this show. The guest won't even listen to George and keeps talking over him and occasionally not even answering his questions lol

[AstroBuzz]

Guest had too much coffee.

[Scully]

The greatest interview of all that George could ever do would be with Charles Manson.

Crazy meets the stupid.

Manson:  "Zip zap zadfrack on a zippy zippity dee-doo-dah."

Noory:  "Charlie, let me as you this:  Where do you get your passion?"

bwahahahahahahah!!!! Oh, I love this! 

FWIW, I wouldn't listen to tonight's "show" on a bet.  Just reading the night's topics and your post on the same page makes me want to lock Manson in a room with Noory and wait outside the door. 

[Rico999]

The "news" monologue was Noory at his worst (or best)  The "commentary" on Ferguson was so fractured and weird, it was definitely a Noory comedy classic.  As Jim Rome would say, "Rack it!"

I mean, he thinks his audience is supposed to take him for some kind of expert commentator on the social ills of the United States?   I think he does and that's both funny and really fucked up at the same time. 

I just would like somehow for his weirdness to be spread out more than just the forum he has in C2C.   Great comedy has to be shared. 

Someone give the guy a clown suit (har! har!), a frizzy wig,  some oversize shoes, some whiteface makeup, a bulb red nose and a seltzer bottle.  Throw in a unicycle or a mini-bike. 

George, you ARE what you fear the most:  A clown!

[pate]

I am completely drunk, for myself... Tried to score a 'J' (Jorch you cad!) to understand this all, but still...

Lost.

This one guest is in particular hand picked by iGnoory I think...

Wait, wait... Jorch had a hand on this guest... now I'm calling fowl, maybe Turkee?

[pate]

Still listening, but this seems to drown the clown:

Orbital - Doctor Who

[Major Ed Damien]

George was a member of Skull and Bonehead in college.

[pate]

Yah, konst!  Heir ist his latest:

Orbital - The Box

It's about a show where the host is playing a host that should be the host but got lost in transmission.  Eurh, sumthin'!

[Rico999]

I swear, I'd love to sit in on a production meeting with the C2C staff -- with George present, of course.   That just might even be funnier than the show is -- and that's saying a lot.   I'm sure there's no shortage of asskissing and one-upmanship among the staff to get in tight with the boss -- and Noory of course accepts all of the praise as his just due.   

After all, in real life he's the same kind of phony nice-guy character that Arthur Godfrey was -- or as portrayed by Andy Griffith in "A Face in the Crowd." 

It's a shame that most people outside the C2C audience or media types have no idea who this guy is -- because he IS the poster child for everything that's wrong with corporate media in this country. 

[pate]

Jorchie, certainly can play some skin-flute muzak!  Man, reminds me of some sort of South Park episode...

Cars (Pan Flute South Park Version) Cover

Rock It!

[pate]

Rock It, Jorch!

William Shatner "Rocket Man"

[Major Ed Damien]

George's secret name in the Skull and Bonehead Society was:

"Low-Watt."