George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

ok this dude sounds annoying and flamingly gay
his voice is cutting through my skull

I just have one simple question.  WHAT THE FRIG IS THIS???

[Dateline]

With all of the busloads of immigrants being dumped in the country, especially Los Angeles, along with increasing the number of new Democrats, there has been an increase in Coast listeners.

They have googled Noory and found that he sucks.  He is now known, as Noory Suckanista.  Long live the Suckanista!! 

[yumyumtree]

"Lionel" has been nominated on the Twit of the Week for Noory blandishment.

[Maxwell]

George:  "I'm going back to St. Louis, which is right in the heart of Ferguson, Missouri, which is a suburb of St. Louis."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'll give one thing to George.  I'd be as uncomfortable as anything to interview some of these people.

[gnooryblows]

"The World According To Clear Channel Shills"

[yumyumtree]

Michael William Lebron is the real name of this guest. With his glasses, he puts me on mind a little of Leon Trotsky. I hope he has phone trouble.

[zeebo]

"Lionel" has been nominated on the Twit of the Week for Noory blandishment.

Yes, someone please notify pyewacket ... I think we have a frontrunner.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Did anybody catch what George was saying during the news segment about a study on walking and running and health? I was in the bathtub and missed part of it...

Interesting idea - taking a bath while listening to the Snoorge saves the time of taking a bath after listening to him

[zeebo]

This guy sounds like RC Hoagland on helium.

[yumyumtree]

So the guy is a troofer.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Okay, this guy's an idiot.  Radio off.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

He is now known, as Noory Suckanista.  Long live the Suckanista!!

"George Noory!  The Noormeister!  Jorcharoony!  Jorchzilla!  Suckin' at his job.  The Suckinator!  The Suckanista!  Makin' copies!"

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[GeorgieForPresident2216]

"George Noory!  The Noormeister!  Jorcharoony!  Jorchzilla!  Suckin' at his job.  The Suckinator!  The Suckanista!  Makin' copies!"

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Thanks Ghost, that made the night worthwhile

[Juan Cena]

Mmmmm .... bushmeat.  That sounds tasty.  Could really use a nice bushmeat sammich right now.  And a Fresca.

How 'bout a bushmeat pizza roll?

[gnooryblows]

why, oh why do I listen

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Thanks Ghost, that made the night worthwhile

Cheers, GFP!  Hope all's well in BC.  I have some good friends in Victoria.  Are you on The Island?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Cheers, GFP!  Hope all's well in BC.  I have some good friends in Victoria.  Are you on The Island?

Yes, about an hour away from Victoria.  I went to University there.

Good intuition

[yumyumtree]

If we invented the wheel today, it wouldn't work.

[gnooryblows]

just this mans voice alone is making me dislike gay people

[zeebo]

Dude, Jorch ... wtf ... you just gave away the ending to that Twilight Zone episode ... Spoiler Alert, man, it's only like fifty years old man, too soon!

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Yes, about an hour away from Victoria.  I went to University there.

Good intuition

Lucky guess  .

[zeebo]

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[narcissist noory]

If we invented the wheel today, it wouldn't work.

yah i can't for the life of me figure out his obsession with things from decades ago 'not working' the same these days, like mentioning once again tonight that twilight zone wouldnt work these days
what a strange weirdo this guy is

[HorrorReporter]

I listened long enough last night to hear George ask that lady if she knows she sounds like Joe Pesci.
I came to only find out this morning she was a man, named Lionel.
World rocked.

[yumyumtree]

yah i can't for the life of me figure out his obsession with things from decades ago 'not working' the same these days, like mentioning once again tonight that twilight zone wouldnt work these days
what a strange weirdo this guy is

George started it by saying that Humphrey Bogart and Jimmy Durante wouldn't get into show business today. It's one of his pet themes,  but how does he know?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Yes, about an hour away from Victoria.  I went to University there.

Do you listen to CFUV?  My friends have been doing a show called Garage Grooves for over twenty years.  They have a lot of fun with it, and in addition to the music they play a lot of vintage sixties commercials as well as their own zany PSAs and commercials for non-existent businesses in Langford and Glen Lake.  If you like sixties music, it's a blast.

[NoMoreNoory]

I listened long enough last night to hear George ask that lady if she knows she sounds like Joe Pesci.
I came to only find out this morning she was a man, named Lionel.
World rocked.

Ha! I was listening to the show in the bathroom this morning and my girlfriend popped her head in and asked who the woman on Coast was.
Introducing Lionella, Joorch came up with this grammatical and temporal nonsense: 'He's been a veteran', and further gushed with this klashik addishun to the catalogue of Nooryisms:

'You have paved some incredible waves.'

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

George started it by saying that Humphrey Bogart and Jimmy Durante wouldn't get into show business today. It's one of his pet themes,  but how does he know?

His obsession with Jimmy Durante and how he wouldn't make it today borders on the pathological. 

[HorrorReporter]

Maybe some fun to occur on the ALEX JONES radio show today:

"Alex also talks with George Noory about his “Insulate the Grid” campaign and the EMP threat to the nation's electrical grid. Noory is the host of the nationally syndicated program, Coast to Coast AM."