George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

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Maybe some fun to occur on the ALEX JONES radio show today:

"Alex also talks with George Noory about his “Insulate the Grid” campaign and the EMP threat to the nation's electrical grid. Noory is the host of the nationally syndicated program, Coast to Coast AM."

Great.  The Nooron mess'n with The Grid.  It should make anybody nervous to have Jorch having ANYTHING to do with electricity.  Look what he's done for radio and microwaves. :

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George:  "I'm going back to St. Louis, which is right in the heart of Ferguson, Missouri, which is a suburb of St. Louis."

"...off the Mississippi, or kind of near the Mississippi, or maybe it's in the Mississippi."

[Mike.]

Seems I didnt miss much last night.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Do you listen to CFUV?  My friends have been doing a show called Garage Grooves for over twenty years.  They have a lot of fun with it, and in addition to the music they play a lot of vintage sixties commercials as well as their own zany PSAs and commercials for non-existent businesses in Langford and Glen Lake.  If you like sixties music, it's a blast.

I'm embarrassed to admit I'm not familiar with it.  I used to listen to CKKQ "The Q" out of Victoria a lot but it's not the innovative station it used to be and the quality has suffered.  I'll listen for your friends' show.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Ha! I was listening to the show in the bathroom this morning and my girlfriend popped her head in and asked who the woman on Coast was.
Introducing Lionella, Joorch came up with this grammatical and temporal nonsense: 'He's been a veteran', and further gushed with this  klashik addishun  to the catalogue of Nooryisms:

'You have paved some incredible waves.'

I thought you were speaking hebrew for a second.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

His obsession with Jimmy Durante and how he wouldn't make it today borders on the pathological.

Well you know, those kids today with their new fangled rock and/or sometimes roll.  Their Madonnas and their Vanilla Ices.  Their Eddie Murphies and John Belushis.  I mean, I just don't get it!  It's unbuhleevuble.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Well you know, those kids today with their new fangled rock and/or sometimes roll.  Their Madonnas and their Vanilla Ices.  Their Eddie Murphies and John Belushis.  I mean, I just don't get it!  It's unbuhleevuble.

I wonder if Jorch ever realized that can work both ways.  It's pretty safe to assume Eddie Murphy wouldn't have been a big show biz star in the thirties or forties. 

[Izintit?]

George started it by saying that Humphrey Bogart and Jimmy Durante wouldn't get into show business today. It's one of his pet themes,  but how does he know?

I think George is probably right- proving that even a mentally challenged squirrel finds a nut sometimes. Just look at all the pretty faces that can`t act, the lack of musicianship in "popular" music, and of course the radio hosts that can`t converse.

[HorrorReporter]

Actually listening to Nores on Jones right now.. definite tension. Noory is not as wildly angry as Jones is, and is being fairly balanced and common sensed oriented in his comments on Ferguson, MO.

I find Noory to be very competent in the way he handles himself on other shows.  He has been talking for 15 minutes and has yet to butcher one sentence or word.

Is it possible--and no excuses--but is  it possible that the 'Night owl' just is not a night person? Maybe he doesn't do night well..Maybe he's tired. Or drunk at night..?

[zeebo]

George started it by saying that Humphrey Bogart and Jimmy Durante wouldn't get into show business today. It's one of his pet themes,  but how does he know?

I do wonder what would happen if you sent some bratty Ashton Kutcher type back in time - I bet he'd get his nose bloodied by the likes of William Holden, Robert Mitchum, Bogie, etc.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I do wonder what would happen if you sent some bratty Ashton Kutcher type back in time - I bet he'd get his nose bloodied by the likes of William Holden, Robert Mitchum, Bogie, etc.

I'd throw in Stephen Baldwin and Adam Sandler for the same reason, but I would be surprised if any of them could have made it past a studio gate in those days.  And while Robert Mitchum is an excellent choice for expertly inflicting severe discomfort, he'd probably get bored after awhile and wander off to smoke a joint before he finished the job. I'd give Wallace Beery a few hours alone with each of them instead, because by most accounts he lacked mercy and self-restraint when it came to hurting people. 

[Izintit?]

I do wonder what would happen if you sent some bratty Ashton Kutcher type back in time - I bet he'd get his nose bloodied by the likes of William Holden, Robert Mitchum, Bogie, etc.

LOL yeah , or John Wayne vs. that tatooed bada$$ Justin Bieber.

[Nick el Ass]

So the guy is a troofer.

Neorge the other night when interviewing the guy who he kept throwing comments about the movie The Exorcist took a totally different line about 9/11 from what little I recall. Then he backs it up by interviewing douchebags like this, and going on Alex's show. The guy just goes along with anyone who will give him the time of day. 


Also Neorge thinks some big stars of days gone by wouldn't be able to make it today, and all I can say it that I wish he wouldn't have "made it."

[onan]

Jimmy Durante wouldn't make it in show business today because he is dead.

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I do wonder what would happen if you sent some bratty Ashton Kutcher type back in time - I bet he'd get his nose bloodied by the likes of William Holden, Robert Mitchum, Bogie, etc.

I like how you think, squirrel.  Kutcher cornered in a dark alley by Bogie and Lee Marvin.  Kutcher would wet his pants just looking at the cigs hanging from their lips.

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Jimmy Durante wouldn't make it in show business today because he is dead.

That hasn't stopped George.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

???I like how you think, squirrel.  Kutcher cornered in a dark alley by Bogie and Lee Marvin.  Kutcher would wet his pants just looking at the cigs hanging from their lips.

And up until the beating started, he'd be frantically looking for his buddy, Wilmer Valdaramalamadingdong to pop out from hiding and tell him he was just being punk'd.  In a perfect world, after they'd finished with Ashton, they'd give Wilmer the same treatment.

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And up until the beating started, he'd be frantically looking for his buddy, Wilmer Valdaramalamadingdong to pop out from hiding and tell him he was just being punk'd.

)  I think we're coming up with a new show I'd actually watch.  "Hollywood punks vs. Hollywood tough-guy legends."  Hell, if they can do a Michael Jackson stage show, why not.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

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Do ya feel lucky Kutcher?  Well, do ya?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

)  I think we're coming up with a new show I'd actually watch.  "Hollywood punks vs. Hollywood tough-guy legends."  Hell, if they can do a Michael Jackson stage show, why not.

Maybe they could bring back "Celebrity Deathmatch" with that theme!

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Do ya feel lucky Kutcher?  Well, do ya?

[zeebo]

???I like how you think, squirrel.  Kutcher cornered in a dark alley by Bogie and Lee Marvin.  Kutcher would wet his pants just looking at the cigs hanging from their lips.

Haha, yeah he'd be like "Hey guys, I sure hope that's fair-trade tobacco you've got there ....", which would not go over well I'm thinking.

[pyewacket]

LOL yeah , or John Wayne vs. that tatooed bada$$ Justin Bieber.

How about Beethoven taking little Justin to school-

Justin Bieber vs Beethoven -Epic Rap Battles of History #6



Thanks, zeebo- it worked! 

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Haha, yeah he'd be like "Hey guys, I sure hope that's fair-trade tobacco you've got there ....", which would not go over well I'm thinking.

I'd like to see Geeorge as something like an incompetent ringmaster, taking some well-placed "unintentional" hits.

[expat]

Last night GN was deploring the fact that the age of civilized debate seems to be over. Internet arguments have gotten everyone used to the idea of angry insult instead of reasoned rebuttal.

He does have a point -- and one of the principal offenders is one of his regular guests. Step forward, Mike Bara, king of the ad hominem debating style.

Called a female critic a cunt.
Wrote to another :  "God Sarah I just looked at you pictures [sic] on your Facebook page. Please don't reproduce. You are just too ugly to be allowed to have children."
Wrote to another: "talk to me when you can prove you're not so ugly that guys turn to stone when they look at your face.
Wrote to a male critic: "I hear John Travolta is looking for a new masseuse. I'm sure you qualify."

[someguy]

Mmmmm .... bushmeat.  That sounds tasty.  Could really use a nice bushmeat sammich right now.  And a Fresca.

Dig in!

[wr250]

a nice big plate of ebola bat. yummy

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I'd like to see Geeorge as something like an incompetent ringmaster, taking some well-placed "unintentional" hits.

How about George as ringmaster getting taken down by a couple tigers that got loose?

[Nick el Ass]

Dig in!

Nooooooo.

[WildCard]

Last night GN was deploring the fact that the age of civilized debate seems to be over. Internet arguments have gotten everyone used to the idea of angry insult instead of reasoned rebuttal.

He does have a point -- and one of the principal offenders is one of his regular guests. Step forward, Mike Bara, king of the ad hominem debating style.

Called a female critic a cunt.
Wrote to another :  "God Sarah I just looked at you pictures [sic] on your Facebook page. Please don't reproduce. You are just too ugly to be allowed to have children."
Wrote to another: "talk to me when you can prove you're not so ugly that guys turn to stone when they look at your face.
Wrote to a male critic: "I hear John Travolta is looking for a new masseuse. I'm sure you qualify."

Stuart Robbins/astroguy is talking about Bara on the Jimmy.
Trying to schedule a debate since the C2C debate never happened.