George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[George Drooly]

Thank god that Kaku opened. I can handle Quayle in small doses. Just to remind myself that I'm not the paranoid duchebag that he is.

Kaku's an agreeable snooze. Give me Quayle's exploitative paranoia any day of the week.

If Noory wants a real scientist, let's hear him try to interview Roger Penrose.

[George Drooly]

Better yet, why not have C2C's "Shyence Udvisor" Tricky Dick Hoaxland joint interview with any of the science guests?

[George Drooly]

Suddenly I feel possessed by Falkie talking about my life and pointless details that strangers 1000 miles away couldn't care less about... Anybody curious what I had for supper or what colour I plan on painting the entrance?

What color are your box fans?

[wr250]

the snooron usually puts me to sleep , so i missed the 3x5 card extravaganza with kaku. the only question is , did kaku provide the 3x5's or did tommy?

i remember art interviewing kaku (i think) went something like this (towards the end of the show)
well i have these questions your staff sent over, i suppose i should ask one of them ...

[pyewacket]

In answering Bill the AAA, Michio (which George continues to pronounce as Michi-yoo) mentions he was raised Buddhist but his parents send him to Christian Sunday School, to which George for some reason in the background chimes in with "That's right." Wtf why are you confirming the guy's own family history?

I don't know why these won't work for me now- but this link is for Wayne's World interview.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aXqgoiVb8E


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aXqgoiVb8E

Edit- tried it with and without Insert Hyperlink- Sorry

[Izintit?]

Yeah, I'm kind of losing interest in him.  I think he's more about futuristic science fiction than current science, though I don't question his vast knowledge of physics and cosmology.

I agree. I lost interest in Kaku years ago. If I want futuristic science I`ll read a book. Plus, I didn`t listen because I couldn`t stand to hear Dimwit George ask his 3rd grade quesions in that phony,callow voice he uses.

[albrecht]

At least George doesn't have to work much when Quayle is on. Does he circular-breathe? Live in an oxygen tent so that slight pause in a rant "the point being" allows enough O2 into his system?
And, "of course", the show ends with a classic Norryism "and here is Cornelius", "Hello, Corny!"

[ItsOver]

Thanks.  I'm glad someone knew who I was talking about. 

Absholutely.  The Father Sarducci routines were among my favorites, back in the classhic days of SNL.  I haven't watched SNL in decades.

Jorch trying to do a straight interview of Father Sarducci would no doubt be hilarious.  I can just see Jorch thinking he's got a new Malachi Martin. )

[albrecht]

Absholutely.  The Father Sarducci routines were among my favorites, back in the classhic days of SNL.  I haven't watched SNL in decades.

Jorch trying to do a straight interview of Father Sarducci would no doubt be hilarious.  I can just see Jorch thinking he's got a new Malachi Martin. )

I liked his fake letters, "The Lazlo Letters", better than his comedy schtick. But it would be funny to come on the show in Father Sarducci with some updated on demons or some such and fool Jorch.

[ItsOver]

I notice that Dr Kaku only seems to appear on c2cam with Noory now when he has a new book out to promote.
With Art Bell he would come on at anytime in contrast.
Kaku must be forcing himself to suffer with Noory hosting only to help his new book sales?
Noory always refuses to respect Dr. Kaku by directly calling him "Michio" like he is a close friend.
Art Bell never did that in all the years, he always showed respect to Dr. Kaku addressing him as "Professor" or "Doctor" that was much more classy.

I'm surprised Jorch wasn't calling Dr. Kaku "Mich." 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Absholutely.  The Father Sarducci routines were among my favorites, back in the classhic days of SNL.  I haven't watched SNL in decades.

Jorch trying to do a straight interview of Father Sarducci would no doubt be hilarious.  I can just see Jorch thinking he's got a new Malachi Martin. )

If something like that could be set up even George's admirers would have to re-evaluate him.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I don't know why these won't work for me now- but this link is for Wayne's World interview.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aXqgoiVb8E


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aXqgoiVb8E

Edit- tried it with and without Insert Hyperlink- Sorry

I can't get mine to embed anymore either.  I have to quote another post with an embedded youtube video and then copy & paste the coded string of letters and numbers from my video into the script.

[gnooryblows]

I think he sometimes spins things towards a popular science audience, e.g. emphasizing pop culture refs from sci-fi tv & the movies etc., and ideas which are highly speculative, so there's a bit of showmanship going on there I'd agree.  But I personally have no doubt the guy knows the fundamentals. 

Btw, one reason I like him is early in his career they wanted him to work on atomic weapons because he's so smart (nuclear physics is not easy), but instead he went into theoretical physics (which is harder) hoping to bring humanity forward into the next level of civilization.

no, I have no doubt he knows what he's talking about but somehow I just have to take everything he says with a few grains of salt.......quite a few
you know how some times brilliant people know math and numbers and book things but they dont put simple things together? sometimes I feel like that goes on with him but I cant really back it up.
it would be better with someone like art to fill in the blanks by asking real questions that regular people would think up and see how he responds rather than poobrains just jumping around from topic to topic like an ADHD monkey having a seizure

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

no, I have no doubt he knows what he's talking about but somehow I just have to take everything he says with a few grains of salt.......quite a few
you know how some times brilliant people know math and numbers and book things but they dont put simple things together? sometimes I feel like that goes on with him but I cant really back it up.
it would be better with someone like art to fill in the blanks by asking real questions that regular people would think up and see how he responds rather than poobrains just jumping around from topic to topic like an ADHD monkey having a seizure

George says you can't get in-depth four hour interviews like C2C's anywhere else.  Doesn't he see how flat that sounds? 

He scarcely ever does interviews longer than two hours anymore and he often cuts those short.  Most of the time is taken up with George flogging home security products, survival food, rip-off auctions sites, and Sherry's berries or taking bathroom breaks.  Even then any half-way competent reporter could glean more insight in a one minute sound bite than George can in an extended interview.  All he does is ask superficial questions with no follow-ups and then he wonders why the guest has nothing to talk about, so he goes to open lines.  He never used to understand what the callers were talking about either, but now the listener base is so bottom-of-the-barrel that George is able to act like their guru.

[Catsmile]

George says you can't get in-depth four hour interviews like C2C's anywhere else.  Doesn't he see how flat that sounds? 

He scarcely ever does interviews longer than two hours anymore and he often cuts those short.  Most of the time is taken up with George flogging home security products, survival food, rip-off auctions sites, and Sherry's berries or taking bathroom breaks.  Even then any half-way competent reporter could glean more insight in a one minute sound bite than George can in an extended interview.  All he does is ask superficial questions with no follow-ups and then he wonders why the guest has nothing to talk about, so he goes to open lines.  He never used to understand what the callers were talking about either, but now the listener base is so bottom-of-the-barrel that George is able to act like their guru.

I'll just leave this here... it bears repeating.

South Park S16E09 Raising the Bar Full Episode

[Morgus]

George says you can't get in-depth four hour interviews like C2C's anywhere else.  Doesn't he see how flat that sounds? 

He scarcely ever does interviews longer than two hours anymore and he often cuts those short.

yep and Noory always has to interrupt the interview with callers during the second hour even interrupting a guest like Dr Kaku multiple times mid-sentence with "lets go to the phones, are you ready?" 

[Ms. C]

Thanks.  I'm glad someone knew who I was talking about. 

Ohhhh ... I also know who  Father Sarducci is ... and that picture brought up fond memories!!!!  ... and what a laugh reading the next comments in this post about the the New York Officer Sarchie -- and visualizing the good ol' Father.

I tried to find an actual clip from his Saturday Night Live days ... but everything must have been pulled/deleted ... I did find a clip he did with Letterman which even though 'dated' is pretty damn funny!! 

Hahahahhaaha ...  I can see Noory having Father Sarducci on as a Coast guest and not even realizing it was comedy .....

[pyewacket]

I remember Fr. Guido Sarducci- I think he tried pulling off his act at the Vatican and got arrested. 

[Morgus]

Looks like Noory has added Jesse Ventura as a first 2 hour guest at the last minute for tonight...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Looks like Noory has added Jesse Ventura as a first 2 hour guest at the last minute for tonight...

He said he was trying to get him on yesterday.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Ohhhh ... I also know who  Father Sarducci is ... and that picture brought up fond memories!!!!  ... and what a laugh reading the next comments in this post about the the New York Officer Sarchie -- and visualizing the good ol' Father.

I tried to find an actual clip from his Saturday Night Live days ... but everything must have been pulled/deleted ... I did find a clip he did with Letterman which even though 'dated' is pretty damn funny!! 

Hahahahhaaha ...  I can see Noory having Father Sarducci on as a Coast guest and not even realizing it was comedy .....

Thanks for the clip Ms. C!

[yumyumtree]

Chances are George will make a feeble attempt at calling Jesse Ventura out on the Kyle lawsuit and it's attendant controversies, but Jesse will quickly take control of the interview and use it for his own agenda.

I realize that some people believe that Jesse did the right thing by suing, and continuing to sue even after Kyle died.  My theory is that he was a bit jealous that Kyles book will probably outsell his books once the movie with Bradley Cooper comes out, if it isn't already. Maybe he just wanted to dip his bread in the gravy while it was hot, as the saying goes.

[HorrorReporter]

I came across this Noory interview online while searching for George Noory sucks on Youtube.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNa_OxpVOM0
I think I have a new perspective on his hair, thanks to the angle.
I don't think he's wearing a rug.. I think he got implants, or has some sort of weave. I clearly see baldness in the middle of the top of his head, indicating to me the perhaps the front of his hair is not natural while the rest is a dye job and thinning.
Of course that does not explain the glue that is often apparently running down the sideburns..
The investigation continueshs

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[gnooryblows]

I came across this Noory interview online while searching for George Noory sucks on Youtube.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNa_OxpVOM0
I think I have a new perspective on his hair, thanks to the angle.
I don't think he's wearing a rug.. I think he got implants, or has some sort of weave. I clearly see baldness in the middle of the top of his head, indicating to me the perhaps the front of his hair is not natural while the rest is a dye job and thinning.
Of course that does not explain the glue that is often apparently running down the sideburns..
The investigation continueshs

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is it just me, or does George noory strongly resemble a woodchuck?
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[gnooryblows]

there he is
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[Mind Flayer Monk]

I was doing some background research on the second guest tonight and found this memorable soundcloud audio of a Ground Zero episode

https://soundcloud.com/groundzeromedia/2014-07-02

"The “whistleblower” named “Capt. Kaye” claims he spent 17 years in the Secret Space Program on Mars and an additional three years assigned to the ships in the Solar Warden fleet."

[zeph]

Looks like Noory has added Jesse Ventura as a first 2 hour guest at the last minute for tonight...

C2C would've been better to book silent air or get Linda Moulton Howe on again with her tired investigational stories. Rather than that blowhard pos.



Not that it matters because i, like most everyone here, won't be listening anyways.

[Eddie Coyle]

      Jesse Ventura is the worst. Just the worst. A total zilch. A bore and a boor.

       *Why we didn't disenfranchise Minnesota by sunrise of November 4, 1998 is beyond me. And then those frozen brain shitheels elected Al Franken.

       

[Morgus]

What? Noory right now instead of having Jesse Ventura on live to make a statement about his lawsuit, he is instead playing some old recording of Ventura from a TV show?

[nooryisawesome]

is it just me, or does George noory strongly resemble a woodchuck?
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That's just too far. That is really insulting and you should apologize.

How dare you insult poor cute woodchucks.