George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[popple]

His makeup application would be more even, smooth, and last longer if he used a proper base before applying. He needs to check out some YT makeup guru channels. It will make a world of difference.

[At the stroke of midnight]

What's with Noory's sudden push to "fix the grid" against EMP? And with World Net Daily? Sounds like propaganda! They're trying to use pressure to move forward on Smart Grid technology which is basically Big Brother.

Of course it's propaganda, or more specifically, predictive programming. Most of the content of C2C is predictive programming. That's why someone who can't read and can barley speak has been the host for more than eleven years. Jorch doesn't ask questions and does what he's told. C2C was mostly propaganda when Art was the host, he just made it more interesting being a better interviewer. That's why Art's propaganda guests (like the one tonight - who I will not listen to) got passed down to Jorch. That's why these same propagandists (like the one tonight) were on one or the other of the two NBC specials ANCIENT PHROPECIES back in the early 1990's -  one of the first places a large audience was exposed to the phony Mayan 2012 scam.

[nooryisawesome]

His makeup application would be more even, smooth, and last longer if he used a proper base before applying. He needs to check out some YT makeup guru channels. It will make a world of difference.

like this?

[nooryisawesome]

Gacy was a pretty freaking scary clown



Zombieland Clown is pretty cool looking



Scary but only because his pants are as tight as Robert Plant circa 1970


Are those balloons in her dress?

[yumyumtree]

John Hogue tonight. It's sad when we (I) look forward to guests on the basis of  their being a broad target for ridicule.

[yumyumtree]

Gacy was a pretty freaking scary clown



Zombieland Clown is pretty cool looking



Scary but only because his pants are as tight as Robert Plant circa 1970


Are those balloons in her dress?

That bottom one has an interesting dress--looks homemade.

[nooryisawesome]

John Hogue tonight. It's sad when we (I) look forward to guests on the basis of  their being a broad target for ridicule.

Not only will he take forever and barely give a prediction, those predictions will be wrong.

In the book, Hogue proudly states that since 1968 (when he was 13), he has been 100% correct about his US presidential premonitions.He will have to change that tune after offering these ten prophecies on the Precidency (numbers refer to the prophecies in the book):“726: President Clinton will complete his final term, despite all attempts to unseat him. (1993)”
[quote888]True. Safe bet. Only one president out of 43 (Nixon) has ever been unseated. And when not even Warren G. Harding was unseated, it would seem likely that Clinton, whose most devastating fault seems to be an uncontrollable libido, would stay in office. As it turned out, he did. [/quote888]
“727: By 2050, historians and public alike will view President Clinton as one of the three most important presidents of the 20th century (the other two being Franklin Delano Roosevelt and Richard Nixon). People in the mid-twenty-first century will view Clinton’s sexual scandals with less cultural intolerance. They will focus more on his initiatives in foreign and economic policy that paved the way for a new era in international unity in the coming fifty years. (1992)”
[quote888]Undetermined until 2050. [/quote888]
“728: Arizona Republican Senator John McCain has the best chance to defeat Democrat Al Gore in 2000. However, the Republican party will suffer defeat once again, because it may choose another George Bush and a Dole as its candidates â€" to be exact, George W. Bush and a woman vice-presidential candidate like Elizabeth Dole or Senator Kaye Baily Hutchinson of Texas. (1998)”
[quote888]False. John McCain eventually supported republican George W. Bush, when he couldn’t muster enough support for his own candidacy. The Republicans won the election. Bush chose Dick Cheney as his VP. [/quote888]
“729: The Republican party will be a casualty of millenial fever. The right-wing fundamentalists in that party will split it apart over religious extremist views. (1994)”
[quote888]Unfalsifiable. What does “millenial fever” mean? When does this fever stop? In 2010? In a hundred â€" maybe a thousand years? Never? How many fundamentalists will have to leave, in order to call it a “split”? [/quote888]
“730: The next president will die in office, most likely in his first term. (1994)”
[quote888]False, if “next” means the re-elected Clinton, who left office in excellent health.
Undetermined until 2004/2008, if it means Bush. Let’s give Hogue the benefit of the doubt and say this one is Undetermined.[/quote888]
“731: The next president will not be assassinated. He will succumb to health problems, perhaps heart trouble, or he will die in some air accident. (1994)”
[quote888]Undetermined until 2004/2008. However, Dick Cheney has had several heart surgeries, but he is “only” Vice President. Bush will have to die before Cheney becomes President. [/quote888]
“732: It pains me to say it, but I believe that the president will be Al Gore. Although he may suffer an untimely death while in office, I can say that he will be remembered as a visionary leader, compared by some to President Kennedy. Like Kennedy, he will launch a national race â€" not the Space Race, but a race to make America ecologically responsible before it is too late. (1992)”
[quote888]False. Gore was Clinton’s running mate in 1994 and lost in 2000. Predicting that Gore would have launched an ecological race is obvious to anyone who knows he published “Earth in the Balance” â€" in 1992! [/quote888]
“733: President Gore will have a woman as his vice president. (1992)”
[quote888]False. Gore chose Joe Lieberman as his running mate, and as far as the record shows, Lieberman is male. [/quote888]
“734: A woman will be president much sooner than anyone expects. She will not be elected, but will become president upon the death of the president elected in 2000. (1994)”
[quote888]False. That would require George W. Bush to have a female Vice President, and as far as the record shows, Dick Cheney is male. [/quote888]
“735: Hillary Clinton will be a president of the United States before 2010. (1998)”
[quote888]Undetermined. However, Hillary Clinton has publically stated that she will not seek the Oval Office. [/quote888]
It seems like John Hogue will have to change his boasts. Out of the five that could be determined now, four were wrong. Four are undetermined. One is unfalsifiable. Not 100% accuracy anymore.PostludeProphets make a living out of predicting catastrophes, but when catastrophes do happen, no prophet saw them coming, the terror attacks on the World Trade Center very much a case in point. Prophets have a credibility problem, now more than ever.

http://www.skepticreport.com/sr/?p=345

[yumyumtree]

Yes, their records are almost as bad as those if talk radio hosts--or Dick Morris.

I guess the first hour will be devoted to algae bloom, which sounds so nice and lovely, but isn't. I think we had that in Everett, but not as bad as Toledo. The water tasted and smelled funny but was OK to drink. Did anybody hear the girl on the news who was saying that without water her baby couldn't eat. Huh? Have you no breasts? Seriously, when I was a baby most of the households, including ours, didnt have running water but the mothers managed fine.

[nooryisawesome]

Yes, their records are almost as bad as those if talk radio hosts--or Dick Morris.

I guess the first hour will be devoted to algae bloom, which sounds so nice and lovely, but isn't. I think we had that in Everett, but not as bad as Toledo. The water tasted and smelled funny but was OK to drink. Did anybody hear the girl on the news who was saying that without water her baby couldn't eat. Huh? Have you no breasts? Seriously, when I was a baby most of the households, including ours, didnt have running water but the mothers managed fine.

I grew up in Monroe County Michigan, just north of Toledo. I went to University of Toledo.

The Algae thing happens every year. The Michigan coastal region upriver of Toledo, is full farmland. This no surprise to anyone who lives there. There have been warnings for YEARS at least a decade which stated the Algae bloom was getting worse due to all the run off and if there was ever a Summer with a lot of rain, it might make the water undrinkable.

Anyone who pays attention in Toledo, knew this was possibility. The fear mongering can stop George.

[coaster]

John Hogue was on again? Wow. Bottom of the barrel Jorch. You are scrapin' it. The end of the line for coast I figure. Dead in the water. Its all downhill mushmouth George. Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes. well, that bar, it eats you. Fuck that dumpster that is coast to coast. Its Art. And I think hes gonna shine when he comes back.

[WildCard]

"The four fingers I have, all four different size. Is that normal?"
-GNS
You've never looked at anyone else's hand? Really?
That explains so much. I don't know what you are but it aint human.

[Juan Cena]

Yes, their records are almost as bad as those if talk radio hosts--or Dick Morris.

I guess the first hour will be devoted to algae bloom, which sounds so nice and lovely, but isn't. I think we had that in Everett, but not as bad as Toledo. The water tasted and smelled funny but was OK to drink. Did anybody hear the girl on the news who was saying that without water her baby couldn't eat. Huh? Have you no breasts? Seriously, when I was a baby most of the households, including ours, didnt have running water but the mothers managed fine.

Look, Howard Bloom can be an obnoxious blowhard at times, but to compare him to algae? For shame!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The first half of tonight's show ought to be interesting. I've always thought that cryonics, cryogenics, whatever it is, is a scam. The Ted Williams affair didnt increase my esteem for the whole thing. Not too long ago I discovered that someone I knew back in the eighties was working for Alcor in sales or something.

I've always wondered about what these peoples' lives would really be like if they really were thawed and came back. Everyone they knew would be dead or very old. Society would have changed in ways they probably never anticipated. I get the sense that these people, some of them, though intellectually smart, are immature enough not to have a good grasp on what really makes us human and the importance of human relationships and other intangibles in our lives.

Maybe they should have them on on one of George's EMP nights. Things like Alcor will be the first to go in an EMP attack.

Cryogenics as an engineering field is perfectly legitimate (it's just the science of getting things really cold) but I know what you mean.  With the rate companies turn over these days I can't see anyone in their right mind thinking they are actually going to be properly preserved for more than a few years.  Even if they are, who is going to want to bring any of them back when we already have a problem with overpopulation?  For that matter, I doubt they'll have any living descendents who will even remember them or care to bring them back by the time it becomes medically possible.  And so far as I know there is no way to freeze an entire human body fast enough to preserve it without rupturing all the cells with ice crystals.  It can be done with a liver.. maybe even a brain, but I would doubt Alcor could have actually preserved anyone properly.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Now is time once again for Noory's Sunday School with bible stories..

I'm glad I wasn't able to listen all weekend

[yumyumtree]

I knew that George would ask Hogue about Ebola.

[Juan Cena]

I can't believe it. Hogue was beginning to get to a point where he was explaining why Vlad Putin was like Peter the Great on one of his last appearances, then Snory cut him off for the news or something, then turned around and changed the subject when he came back.

Tonight, Houge was doing the excact same thing about Putin, and Snorge did the same fraking thing again! Hogue makes an interesting comparison between Comrade Vlad and Peter the Great, and George doesn't let him complete it!

I'm also thinking Hogue may want to marry Putin, the way he's talking about him. Which also makes me believe Hogue is stupider than Snory is.

[yumyumtree]

There's something about Putin--some steely, alpha male vibe--that brings out a degree of admiration in a lot of American men. They want to stick up for him. I have my theories. I don't trust Putin as far as I can throw him myself. But as far as being ex-KGB--wasn't Gorbachev also? For Russian leaders of a certain age, maybe being in the KGB was kind of a training ground.

BTW, did you notice how Hogue indirectly blamed Reagan for what he claimed was the closest we came to a hot war with the Soviets? And of course George didnt challenge it. Hogue is flogging a book, of course.

[wr250]

I can't believe it. Hogue was beginning to get to a point where he was explaining why Vlad Putin was like Peter the Great on one of his last appearances, then Snory cut him off for the news or something, then turned around and changed the subject when he came back.

Tonight, Houge was doing the excact same thing about Putin, and Snorge did the same fraking thing again! Hogue makes an interesting comparison between Comrade Vlad and Peter the Great, and George doesn't let him complete it!

I'm also thinking Hogue may want to marry Putin, the way he's talking about him. Which also makes me believe Hogue is stupider than Snory is.

hoguester can ramble on for hours trying to get to a point. he was only stopped by hard breaks for news. art didnt have that luxury on sirius/xm, and thus had to cut off hoguester.

hoguester's predictions are marginally better than dames, mainly cause hoguester is right once in a while by random chance, whereas dames is wrong every time.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I don't trust Putin as far as I can throw him myself.

He looks like he is all of 5'2" so you could probably throw him pretty far.
I hope he doesn't assassinate me for this comment.

[albrecht]

He looks like he is all of 5'2" so you could probably throw him pretty far.
I hope he doesn't assassinate me for this comment.

Get yourself a geiger counter and scan your tea or food before injesting. I think JBW on his "caravan to midnight" is selling them still or has commercials for them.

[Juan Cena]

There's something about Putin--some steely, alpha male vibe--that brings out a degree of admiration in a lot of American men. They want to stick up for him. I have my theories. I don't trust Putin as far as I can throw him myself. But as far as being ex-KGB--wasn't Gorbachev also? For Russian leaders of a certain age, maybe being in the KGB was kind of a training ground.

BTW, did you notice how Hogue indirectly blamed Reagan for what he claimed was the closest we came to a hot war with the Soviets? And of course George didnt challenge it. Hogue is flogging a book, of course.

What really got my got was how Hogue tried to portray Putin as some kind of defender of Christianity, even though under Putin, non-Russian Orthodox Christians has have seen persecution.

[bateman]

"The four fingers I have, all four different size. Is that normal?"
-GNS
You've never looked at anyone else's hand? Really?
That explains so much. I don't know what you are but it aint human.

... Did he really say this?

We desperately need another one of these compilations:

http://youtu.be/yPrUoUEvs6g

[albrecht]

... Did he really say this?

We desperately need another one of these compilations:

http://youtu.be/yPrUoUEvs6g

Yep he really said that. No disparagement for those who do have fingers that are all the same length but I thought that only happened in some genetic diseases or they are in side-shows.
Somebody needs to make a new compilation of Norry's best. That is so funny.

[ItsOver]

"The four fingers I have, all four different size. Is that normal?"
-GNS
You've never looked at anyone else's hand? Really?
That explains so much. I don't know what you are but it aint human.

Noory, proof of alien life.  Disappointingly, it's not very intelligent.

[WildCard]

... Did he really say this?

We desperately need another one of these compilations:

http://youtu.be/yPrUoUEvs6g

HahA! That never stops bein funny.

Yes. But not on last night's show.
I thought I was in a time-wrap. It was on the I heart radio stream.
They just kept playing 15 minute clips of different guests.
All I know is it was a male palm reader.

[WildCard]

Vernon Mahabal
05-14-13
Second half.
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2013/05/14

Vernon Mahabal on C2CAM 1 of 2
8:20

[b_dubb]

... Did he really say this?

We desperately need another one of these compilations:

http://youtu.be/yPrUoUEvs6g

KEEEERRIIIISSST that is funny.  Maybe Noory is an early prototype AI program that just got the ARTIFICIAL but not so much with the INTELLIGENCE

[narcissist noory]

tonight's topic about a lil girl getting violated by a sucubus should be right up his alley

[b_dubb]

tonight's topic about a lil girl getting violated by a sucubus should be right up his anus

fixed

[gnooryblows]

E-BOWWL A!