George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[karios8]

You think thats bad?
Wait for the sequel.
Where you get to watch him excrete the 10 pound burrito.

Kinda like listin' to ol' Dave on C2C.

The sequel IS listening to C2C haha

[yumyumtree]

Who is this. Jim Sanders character that was just interviewed briefly? Ever hear of him?

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch, discussing the cops and, as ever, claiming that 'many, many' of them listen to the show, avers that many of them are doing a good job and care about individuals. He then attempts to trot out the old clichė about a few bad apples in the barrel. Being Joorch, however, this came out as 'a few like in any bad apple basket'. Whether this describes a poorly made container for apples, or a basket full of rotting fruit, he did not enlarge upon.

A klashik.

George Noory Sucks.

[pyewacket]

I laughed so hard when they were discussing property owners' rights being determined by Homeowners' Association. George said something like- "OH - it's so someone wouldn't put something unsightly like a body hanging from a tree!" What the heck is wrong with this guy- I would have listed plastic, pink flamingoes, Wood cutout of a fat woman bending over showing her polka dot bloomers, or any of the other tasteless lawn ornaments. Not Georgie- he goes right for the homicidal décor.

I also noticed how often he says, "No doubt about it." that's when I realized he uses the Magic 8 Ball toy to conduct his interviews.

The Magic 8-Ball


   

[Jackstar]

Snoory just said that he's never heard of Abraham-Hicks. I find that impossible to believe.

[WOTR]

I also noticed how often he says, "No doubt about it." that's when I realized he uses the Magic 8 Ball toy to conduct his interviews.

The Magic 8-Ball

That also helps explain some of his other quirks during an interview.  There is the always popular "Reply is hazy, Try again."  this is his cue to devolve into "mush mouth" and mumble things no sane person would understand.  there is also "Decidedly so".  This is his cue to say "absolutely!"  There is also the magic 8 ball response of "concentrate and ask again."  This translates to popular phrases such as "could it be angels?" "Can you Imagine if Einstein had a computer?" and the ever popular "I do not believe in coincidences, do you?"

Finally there is "You may rely on it."  That is his cue to cut the Friday show a little short and skip out early.

Asked if this is the reason that George sucks at interviewing...  Magic 8 ball says "Yes, Yes Definitely" and as to the future of a Noory hosted coast?  "Outlook not so good."

[Abby Normal]

There are many here that would gladly listen to a skipping record of Art saying "Number 9" over and over than to listen to Noory so ......

Including me.  I've got  two Art Bell streams preset on my internet radio.  I never listen to Noory anymore, no matter who the guest is.  The guest could be Amelia Earhart, telling how she survived for 77 years on a remote, uninhabited island and George would sleeptalk his way through the interview making it totally unlistenable.

Why did you land on that island?  Did you need gas?
Did you encounter some kind of portal?
No doubt about it.
Did angels help you fly your plane?
Did you see Atlantis?
No doubt about it.
Did your navigator die?  Did he die a horrible death?  Tell us how he died.
Did you see Gilligan?
The Skipper too?
The millionaire and his wife?
The movie star?
The professor and Mary Ann?
Ohhhhhhhhhh, I dropped my cards!

[Izintit?]

After two great shows with Knapp, hearing George last night was like a punch in the gut. Last night here was an example of the damage C2C does to sincere people just looking for answers, but not bright enough to realize they will never find them on C2C. A caller bared his soul to Betsey Lewis about his tragic life. She dismissed his pain and responded with a pat answer straight from the Esalen Institute's book of propaganda. He was creating his problems with his negative thoughts, and he could change his life with the wave of a wand, by changing his thoughts.

This reminded me of the cruelest exchange I ever heard on radio. Noory had a guest several years ago - don't remember the name - who could communicate with the dead. This man explained that people who had harmed others in their last lifetime were separated from loved ones after death, as they spent time in an unpleasant place where they would remain until they had paid for their deeds, or their victim forgave them. A young woman called to say that her grandmother had abused her when she was alive, and she felt this same grandmother (now dead) was trying to communicate to her in dreams, requesting forgiveness. Noory completely commandeered the question. He brow-beat the woman, saying that a grandmother would not abuse a grandchild. In his typical clueless, boorish way, it was obvious he thought that since he loves his family so much, then no-one else could possibly have mean, rotten family members who they didn't like, or want anything to do with. When he was smugly ready to end the call, he forced the caller to agree with him. He said: "now, your grandmother didn't REALLY abuse you, did she?" The caller responded in a feeble voice: "no, I guess not." You could tell she thought Jorch was an idiot, and regretted calling. Once again, Mr. Sympathy had saved the day, and had FORCED the answer he wanted from this unfortunate young woman. I felt physically ill after listening to this. It was talk radio at it's absolute worst.

I have heard the goon do that a few times.He enjoys picking on women.He is devilishly sly in the way he gets his "gore on" sometimes.tho.Take what you heard,I think his line of questioning was intended to get the details of the nature of the abuse from that poor woman.George rolls in other peoples misfortunes-it makes him feel superior. The Germans call it schadenfreude.

[Izintit?]

Snoory just said that he's never heard of Abraham-Hicks. I find that impossible to believe.

His Google must have been down and Tommy at the donut box.

[karios8]

Including me.  I've got  two Art Bell streams preset on my internet radio.  I never listen to Noory anymore, no matter who the guest is.  The guest could be Amelia Earhart, telling how she survived for 77 years on a remote, uninhabited island and George would sleeptalk his way through the interview making it totally unlistenable.

Why did you land on that island?  Did you need gas?
Did you encounter some kind of portal?
No doubt about it.
Did angels help you fly your plane?
Did you see Atlantis?
No doubt about it.
Did your navigator die?  Did he die a horrible death?  Tell us how he died.
Did you see Gilligan?
The Skipper too?
The millionaire and his wife?
The movie star?
The professor and Mary Ann?
Ohhhhhhhhhh, I dropped my cards!

I wonder if Amelia Earhart is having a similar experience as you...but no one's found her yet

[Juan]

I've been listening to the DMRN podcasts.  Most of them are done by amateurs with little formal radio experience.  Most are at least as good as George - many are better.  Proof indeed that George Noory sucks.

[albrecht]

Last night with guest Cheryl Chumley I caught Norry using the Norry Soundboard again. Clearly a few of his trademark "that's right" comments were more quiet than the rest of his comments and replies. Sounded pre-recorded like he was using that soundboard. I want some callers to call in, as mentioned in recent Bellgab, to the show and use the soundboard. And see how George would respond.

[paladin1991]

Last night with guest Cheryl Chumley I caught Norry using the Norry Soundboard again. Clearly a few of his trademark "that's right" comments were more quiet than the rest of his comments and replies. Sounded pre-recorded like he was using that soundboard. I want some callers to call in, as mentioned in recent Bellgab, to the show and use the soundboard. And see how George would respond.

*soundboard*  "Uh, yeah, that's right."
*soundboard*  "Hmmmm, I just said 'that's right' and then the caller said it again....Tommy?"
*soundboard, soundboard*  "Gorsh!  Did everybody hear that?  That's me!  Talking to myself thru the caller who is channeling me fm the great beyond!  It's a portal of future me, past me and mini me!  Heheh!"
*soundboard*  "Wait a minute.  Is that a mean me?  Was I spanked in another dimension? If that's me fm somewhere else....do you think I still cross dress?"

[albrecht]

*soundboard*  "Uh, yeah, that's right."
*soundboard*  "Hmmmm, I just said 'that's right' and then the caller said it again....Tommy?"
*soundboard, soundboard*  "Gorsh!  Did everybody hear that?  That's me!  Talking to myself thru the caller who is channeling me fm the great beyond!  It's a portal of future me, past me and mini me!  Heheh!"
*soundboard*  "Wait a minute.  Is that a mean me?  Was I spanked in another dimension? If that's me fm somewhere else....do you think I still cross dress?"

I think it could really confuse him. He would ask the caller to turn off his radio. Be confused that he is getting feedback in his earphones. Or, like you mention, a portal. He plays cheap pranks on guests (remember when he kept saying that "someone" spoke over the airwaves to some psychic lady and kept claiming that he didn't do it? Or everytime a conspiracy/UFO guest is on and a phone drops he claims "this always happens. THEY don't want this discussed", etc.) What is good for the goose is good for the gander. We need someone to call in using the soundboard!!

[Liam the runner]

couldn't resist with all of those great pictures....

[Liam the runner]

one more...where is Jorch's left hand?

[laserjock]

couldn't resist with all of those great pictures....

The swastica thing is in bad taste, sorry.

[Jackstar]

The swastica thing is in bad taste, sorry.

It goes on the left arm. What were you thinking?

[wr250]

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[narcissist noory]

the other day bori was advertising the c insider at 25c a day so i thought they raised the price but it looks like it was just another brain fart
this guy must have Velcro on all his shoes cuz i just don't see him being able to remember how to use laces

[Mr Bloom]

one more...where is Jorch's left hand?

Just about shit my pants laughing

[Juan Cena]

 I think Snory's producers schedule guests who have Jungian psychological backgrounds because they want to laugh at how far over Snory's head they get.

[zeebo]

George just came up with the brilliant insight that "nature does things naturally".

[Jackstar]

George: "I mean... she just suffocated on her own gurgle."

9 minutes before the end of the 2nd hour. You're welcome!

[nooryisawesome]

George just came up with the brilliant insight that "nature does things naturally".

Anoda Cwassic

[nooryisawesome]

GN: are all psychopaths evil
Or are all evil people psychopaths

Gns

[ItsOver]

Hey, Jorch.  Is all suckage Jorch Noory or is Jorch Noory all suckage?  Oh, and thanks for turning the first Sunday of the month into Super Suck Sundays.

GNS

[michio]

This reminded me of the cruelest exchange I ever heard on radio. Noory had a guest several years ago - don't remember the name - who could communicate with the dead. This man explained that people who had harmed others in their last lifetime were separated from loved ones after death, as they spent time in an unpleasant place where they would remain until they had paid for their deeds, or their victim forgave them. A young woman called to say that her grandmother had abused her when she was alive, and she felt this same grandmother (now dead) was trying to communicate to her in dreams, requesting forgiveness. Noory completely commandeered the question. He brow-beat the woman, saying that a grandmother would not abuse a grandchild. In his typical clueless, boorish way, it was obvious he thought that since he loves his family so much, then no-one else could possibly have mean, rotten family members who they didn't like, or want anything to do with. When he was smugly ready to end the call, he forced the caller to agree with him. He said: "now, your grandmother didn't REALLY abuse you, did she?" The caller responded in a feeble voice: "no, I guess not." You could tell she thought Jorch was an idiot, and regretted calling. Once again, Mr. Sympathy had saved the day, and had FORCED the answer he wanted from this unfortunate young woman. I felt physically ill after listening to this. It was talk radio at it's absolute worst.

To quote sNooron, "Wow!" What he did is called re-victimizing the victim. He blamed the woman for making up stories about dear dead grandma, and you're right, he intimidated her into giving him the answer he wanted and the control/power he craved.  I wouldn't put it beyond sNoory's lack of empathy and narcissist behavior to do such a callous thing, I'd expect it knowing what he's capable of (and incapable of). There's no doubt about it. Classhic sNoory.

[Liam the runner]

The swastica thing is in bad taste, sorry.

REALLY....so we draw the line at Hitler and a swaztica in this thread? are you new here?

[laserjock]

I do, I don't know what "we" do, but I draw a line.  Hitler killed Jews and Pols and Gays and most of the people that fought against him.  He was a hideous evil.  Snoory might have a little evil in him, but he isn't freaking Hitler, that is just plain offensive and denigrates all that suffered at the hands of the Nazis.  It's not a hit, it's a miss.

With that said, GNS.