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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: ItsOver on March 27, 2014, 02:47:11 PM
Of course, Hogue-ster.  Thanks for telling me all need to know about you.
Quote from: Abby Normal on March 27, 2014, 01:29:41 PM
I think George is among the best hosts I know ...establish atmosphere ...to his or her answer.

George sure is a master at establishing "atmosphere".

Izintit?

Quote from: ItsOver on March 27, 2014, 02:47:11 PM
Of course, Hogue-ster.  Thanks for telling me all need to know about you.
Like the satanist that is on C2C periodically Hogue will have his idiot niche of followers.

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DocHolliday

Did you get punished for saying something good about Noory and have to write that on the board so many times?

ItsOver

Ha, I thought this was MV's board, not Bart Simpson's.  ;)


smitty9999

The caller on the line just told George he kicks butt over Art Bell.

It seems as if there are a lot of pro George and anti Art calls lately.

b_dubb

Quote from: smitty9999 on March 27, 2014, 10:50:00 PM
The caller on the line just told George he kicks butt over Art Bell.

It seems as if there are a lot of paid planted pro George and anti Art calls lately.
More accurate


Gd5150

Quote from: smitty9999 on March 27, 2014, 10:50:00 PM
The caller on the line just told George he kicks butt over Art Bell.

It seems as if there are a lot of pro George and anti Art calls lately.

That one made me laugh. Even if someone liked Noory, they'd have to have never heard Art to say something so rediculius. In which case they wouldn't know who Art was. It's just not even possible someone could feel that way.

Noory just said to LMH "how do you find all these strange stories?" Um she does her job? Funny Art never had trouble finding them and so much more. Knapp finds them. Makes one wonder what Noory actually does. No research. No show prep. Handed the same questions for the standard subjects. May as well be a robot.

zeebo

Quote from: smitty9999 on March 27, 2014, 10:50:00 PM
The caller on the line just told George he kicks butt over Art Bell...

I think the caller afterwords was more sensible, and he saw bald telepathic aliens in Smokey-the-Bear hats at the airport.

A caller just had 3 beers go missing from his fridge. Finally something paranormal I can relate to.

valdez

 
Quote from: smitty9999 on March 27, 2014, 10:50:00 PM
...It seems as if there are a lot of pro George and anti Art calls lately.

     I also noticed an increased spattering of pro-George postings at the c2c facebook page.  Could be sunspot effects.  And these must be the folks George is specifically speaking to when he explains how to use the c2c "insatpoll" five friggin' times.

Quote from: zeebo on March 28, 2014, 01:02:58 AM
...bald telepathic aliens in Smokey-the-Bear hats at the airport.

     So if I'm the call screener and I know Seth Shostak is pretty much a straight science guy, and I probably have some callers with some good science questions, why would I give el drunko hillbilly airtime?

Quote from: Gd5150 on March 28, 2014, 12:46:49 AM
...Noory just said to LMH "how do you find all these strange stories?" Um she does her job? Funny Art never had trouble finding them and so much more. Knapp finds them. Makes one wonder what Noory actually does. No research. No show prep. Handed the same questions for the standard subjects. May as well be a robot.

     Someone recently mentioned that George is doing "stand up" at these "events."  Between that, and his singing endeavors, and his internet based tv show, he's got his hands full.  Which reminds me, where the heck is Richard C. Hoagland?


ItsOver

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on March 28, 2014, 01:46:21 AM
A caller just had 3 beers go missing from his fridge...

That explains the pro-Jorch calls.  I'd be passed out cold way before I'd go pro-Jorch, though.

Where HAS the Hoaxster been?  Is he being treated to a delayed punishment by the "magnanimous" Jorch for being less than pro-Jorch when he was on Dark Matter and not telling Art he was worse than Jorch?  Or has he just been to busy with his Accutron?

FallenSeraph

So I had a horrible nightmare last night that the night sky filled with angels. With trumpets. And the angels blew their trumpets with such might ("might"!) that it killed all the fish. Every fish in every ocean, stream, river, lake, tank and bowl either exploded or suddenly went bloated and belly-up when this sound rocked the earth. Some of them threw themselves on land. It sounds tame, but it was pretty gruesome.

I woke up with a start and LMH was on the air talking about a strange trumpeting sound in the sky. Right?? I'll have to read everyone's comments. If not, well damn, then I had a DREAM that I woke up and LMH was talking about trumpets in the sky. And she had some guy on talking about it too.

I fell back to sleep and woke up a while later to some guy talking about aliens stealing his beer. And I thought, "Sheezus, I have gotta stop taking this Huperzine-A before bed." I started taking it because it induces trippy, trippy dreams, but they're getting to be a little too much.

I'm down with beer-drinking aliens, though. Fish-murdering angels, not so much.

wr250

Quote from: Seraphim27 on March 28, 2014, 07:38:42 AM
So I had a horrible nightmare last night that the night sky filled with angels. With trumpets. And the angels blew their trumpets with such might ("might"!) that it killed all the fish. Every fish in every ocean, stream, river, lake, tank and bowl either exploded or suddenly went bloated and belly-up when this sound rocked the earth. Some of them threw themselves on land. It sounds tame, but it was pretty gruesome.

I woke up with a start and LMH was on the air talking about a strange trumpeting sound in the sky. Right?? I'll have to read everyone's comments. If not, well damn, then I had a DREAM that I woke up and LMH was talking about trumpets in the sky. And she had some guy on talking about it too.

I fell back to sleep and woke up a while later to some guy talking about aliens stealing his beer. And I thought, "Sheezus, I have gotta stop taking this Huperzine-A before bed." I started taking it because it induces trippy, trippy dreams, but they're getting to be a little too much.

I'm down with beer-drinking aliens, though. Fish-murdering angels, not so much.

thats what happens when you sleep-jorch

FallenSeraph

Quote from: wr250 on March 28, 2014, 07:57:29 AM
thats what happens when you sleep-jorch

LOL!

These days I fall asleep to the LOUD ENERGETIC ARGUMENTS of Clyde Lewis and wake up in the middle of nightmares to the sound of Not-So-Curious George.

These are not men I should be spending my evenings with. I really need to start dating again.

HorrorRetro

Quote from: Seraphim27 on March 28, 2014, 08:11:59 AM
LOL!

These days I fall asleep to the LOUD ENERGETIC ARGUMENTS of Clyde Lewis and wake up in the middle of nightmares to the sound of Not-So-Curious George.

These are not men I should be spending my evenings with. I really need to start dating again.

At least Clyde would be an interesting conversationalist to spend an evening with.  ;D

zeebo

Quote from: valdez on March 28, 2014, 04:51:04 AM
...Someone recently mentioned that George is doing "stand up" at these "events." 

Last nite he recalled this knee-slapper of a joke he used in Boise:  "It's so clean here that if I drop a candy wrapper someone picks it up before it hits the ground."  Hahaha wow George, getting into some edgy material there.

smithy

They must not be paying Linda enough money on research for her to interview the attorney for the USS Ronald Reagan victims instead of the victims, themselves. Their stories are compelling. Speaking to their attorney shows a lack of effort. She gives C2C exactly the amount they pay her for.  Smart!

Glad I missed the hillbilly callers who say George is great, George is good, (let us thank him for our food,) and George is better than Art. Amen.  George is dumber than dirt and his people are reaching out to him. They deserve each other.

After the super duper time travel interview on artbell.com - Jimmy Church - last night with Dr. Ronald Mallett, I got my radio time card punched and C2C turned me off, so I turned it off. 

bateman

Quote from: smithy on March 28, 2014, 12:53:20 PM
They must not be paying Linda enough money on research for her to interview the attorney for the USS Ronald Reagan victims instead of the victims, themselves. Their stories are compelling. Speaking to their attorney shows a lack of effort. She gives C2C exactly the amount they pay her for.  Smart!

Glad I missed the hillbilly callers who say George is great, George is good, (let us thank him for our food,) and George is better than Art. Amen.  George is dumber than dirt and his people are reaching out to him. They deserve each other.

After the super duper time travel interview on artbell.com - Jimmy Church - last night with Dr. Ronald Mallett, I got my radio time card punched and C2C turned me off, so I turned it off. 

I'm impressed - 9 whole sentences before a Jimmy Church mention!

Linda": "I was born and raised in Boise"

George:  "Have you been there?"

Linda:  (long pause). "I was BORN and RAISED there!"

     I don't think Linda should demean herself by continuing with C2C.  I like her, and I don't like feeling embarrassed for her.

     I did enjoy the "aliens took three beers" caller. He knew it was aliens because he would never return three empty cans to the fridge.

smithy

Quote from: bateman on March 28, 2014, 01:17:41 PM
I'm impressed - 9 whole sentences before a Jimmy Church mention!

Yeah, I am still hoping for Art Bell's return. Call me hopeful. I guess I've decided George Noory REALLY sucks, and now, I am trying to cope with it.

Izintit?

Quote from: Étouffée on March 28, 2014, 01:46:46 PM
Linda": "I was born and raised in Boise"

George:  "Have you been there?"

Linda:  (long pause). "I was BORN and RAISED there!"

     I don't think Linda should demean herself by continuing with C2C.  I like her, and I don't like feeling embarrassed for her.

     I did enjoy the "aliens took three beers" caller. He knew it was aliens because he would never return three empty cans to the fridge.
How big a buffoon do you have to be to screw-up a LMH appearance? I mean, she is straight forward,prepared and EAGER to converse with callers. Just stay out of the way you egomaniacal jackass!

ItsOver

Quote from: Étouffée on March 28, 2014, 01:46:46 PM
Linda": "I was born and raised in Boise"

George:  "Have you been there?"

Linda:  (long pause). "I was BORN and RAISED there!"...
     

Classhic.  You just know Linda in her mind is ending every response to Jorch with "you creepy nincompoop."  Jorch doing "stand-up?"  I thought his karaoke WAS his stand-up comedy routine.

Quote from: Étouffée on March 28, 2014, 01:46:46 PM
Linda": "I was born and raised in Boise"

George:  "Have you been there?"

Linda:  (long pause). "I was BORN and RAISED there!"...



George has just enough material on his cue cards to get to the end of each show, and by god he's going to read every one of them.

albrecht

Quote from: Étouffée on March 28, 2014, 01:46:46 PM
Linda": "I was born and raised in Boise"

George:  "Have you been there?"

Linda:  (long pause). "I was BORN and RAISED there!"

     I don't think Linda should demean herself by continuing with C2C.  I like her, and I don't like feeling embarrassed for her.

     I did enjoy the "aliens took three beers" caller. He knew it was aliens because he would never return three empty cans to the fridge.
What a complete idiot. How could he not know she grew up there (was even a beauty queen back in the day) after the decades she has been on C2C and when she just said she was "born and raised there"?

VtaGeezer

Quote from: smithy on March 28, 2014, 12:53:20 PM
They must not be paying Linda enough money on research for her to interview the attorney for the USS Ronald Reagan victims instead of the victims, themselves. Their stories are compelling. Speaking to their attorney shows a lack of effort. She gives C2C exactly the amount they pay her for.  Smart!

I'd imagine that the lawyer interviewed demands that his clients sign a no-media agreement so he's the only public source of info.   I'd demand independent verification of the medical treatment and conditions before I'd believe an ambulance chaser or present his side as gospel. But LMH certainly knew she was being used as free PR by this guy. One hand washes the other.

albrecht

Quote from: VtaGeezer on March 28, 2014, 02:45:10 PM
I'd imagine that the lawyer interviewed demands that his clients sign a no-media agreement so he's the only public source of info.   I'd demand independent verification of the medical treatment and conditions before I'd believe an ambulance chaser or present his side as gospel.
That is my thought also. Any decent lawyer will gag his clients talking to the media and attempt to ensure the proper story gets out and he controls the message. I want to see evidence also but I'm sure some damage was done. But let's let the government and independent doctors prove the damage and make the companies pay by law or threat of sanction. Don't need 1/3, or more, going into a lawyer's pocket.

smithy

You're right. The crew was speaking out in late December, early January. It seems the attorney took the case recently--February, possibly. According to RT Times a new report alleges the U.S. Navy knew that sailors from the nuclear-powered USS Ronald Reagan took major radiation hits from the Fukushima atomic power plant after its meltdowns and explosions nearly three years ago.

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