George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Izintit?]

The most accurate description of Coast to Coast AM with George Noory I've ever heard.  Excellent.

Yep, Jorch laid another one. At least he did get my favorite Kansas song in his bumper music rotation. Ducks in the wind..all we are are ducks in the wind.

[ItsOver]

The Noory version should be "sucks in the wind."  Jorch sucks in the wind and then blows. 

[wr250]

The Noory version should be "sucks in the wind."  Jorch sucks in the wind and then blows.

yes he blows more than "that guy with the box fans"

[aldousburbank]

Well, that's exactly what detergents do. In laboratory circles, they're known as 'wetting agents'.

I've always found good conversation, smooth music, and a bottle of wine work well as "wetting agents".

[expat]

Last night's comedy high~~

Jones: "It's taken me TWO MONTHS to shake this superbug, treating myself with colloidal silver..."

The still-small voice of reason: "Yeah, Alex, colloidal silver is not even effective against bacteria, let alone viruses. You ridiculous cretin."

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Colloidal_silver

[expat]

CAT BOX

That's not the catbox. THIS is the catbox:



The story of that image can be found here. Mars Global Surveyor arrived overhead in the middle of a fog. Only heroic efforts produced anything from the original image at all. And what do Michael Malin's lads at MSSS get for their effort? Scorn from Art Bell and Richard Hoagland. That's how ignorant of planetary astronomy and image processing those clowns are.

[wr250]

i took the 2nd photo and zoomed in. i found a face! i enhanced it slightly for all to see:
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[Mind Flayer Monk]

i took the 2nd photo and zoomed in. i found a face! i enhanced it slightly for all to see:

Nice!

[ItsOver]

i took the 2nd photo and zoomed in. i found a face! i enhanced it slightly for all to see:
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Ah, yes, an ass on Mars.  Hoagie would like to proclaim this discovery so now we know why Jorch has kept him off C2C.  "Look at the features!  The features! It clearly has the features of person's posterior!  A posterior with an advanced hemorrhoid above it's portal.  There is no evidence of intelligence here, though."

[b_dubb]

I've never known of a public figure that has generated as much contempt and disdain as Noory.  It really blows my mind at times.  Especially when you consider the fact that it is totally deserved.  Wow.

[ItsOver]

Noory missed his calling.  He should have been a politician.  I guess he didn't want to give them a bad name.

[NoMoreNoory]

A caller last night told Joorch she relied on his show to stay informed. If I was following any of Steven Quayle's stream of verbal diarrhea, she will have learned that the earthquake in Chile was caused by giants in caves under the sea and Fukushima was not a natural disaster and everything will be alright if you pray to Jesus.

[VtaGeezer]

Jones and his ilk have a marvelous cover.  All he has to do is preface his toxic bullshit with "The main stream media won't report this but..." and all his idiot followers nod knowingly and swallow whatever wild-ass tales that follows.  The Jewish caller who complained about virulently anti-semitic posts allowed on Jones' InfoWars website, but still admitted his devotion to Jones and reading the website daily shows the level of idiocy inspired by conspiracy obsessions.  Jones' response was sickeningly patronizing...and Dipshit defended it. 

[albrecht]

Jones and his ilk have a marvelous cover.  All he has to do is preface his toxic bullshit with "The main stream media won't report this but..." and all his idiot followers nod knowingly and swallow whatever wild-ass tales that follows.  The Jewish caller who complained about virulently anti-semitic posts allowed on Jones' InfoWars website, but still admitted his devotion to Jones and reading the website daily shows the level of idiocy inspired by conspiracy obsessions.  Jones' response was sickeningly patronizing...and Dipshit defended it.

Jones is married to a Jew and his children are Jewish (at least by Jewish standards which uses the female bloodline) so I could see a Jew likely or listening to him.  Interestingly many "conspiracy nuts" have a problem with Jones because they say his is a "disinfo agent" of Israel and a "gatekeeper" (keeping the "real" news from the people.) His popularity is likely because so much of the stuff he talks about a decade ago are proven true (NSA spying on Americans, FBI being able to turn on your cell-phone, the internal "check points", the hackable webcams and cable-boxes, the banker frauds and money laundering, Agenda 21 and the "smart growth" initiatives, TPP etc undermining national sovereignty, etc.) Granted most of those predictions are not that "amazing" but if someone is not technical or hasn't read international documents, or UN speeches, it would seem that Alex is spot-on predicting things.

[HorrorReporter]

I am catching up on several pages of NOORY sucks info..
But I listened intently last night and have these points:
"Steven" Qauyle seemed tame.
Alex Jones seemed to be auditioning to host a Saturday night.
Noory needs to stop calling every news story "Bizarre"

[ItsOver]

I am catching up on several pages of NOORY sucks info..
But I listened intently last night and have these points:
"Steven" Qauyle seemed tame.
Alex Jones seemed to be auditioning to host a Saturday night.
Noory needs to stop calling every news story "Bizarre"

That's our Jorch.  He's just a random word generator with a very limited vocabulary.  Unfortunately, it tends to get stuck on certain words.  Tommy must forget to turn-off the replay button.  I really appreciate it when he switches from his usual "that's right" to "how come?"  I know he's really digging deep into a topic.  :

[wr250]

noory is strange when you're a bellgabber
Faces look ugly when he's alone
Guests seem wicked when the host is unwanted
Streets are uneven when his ratings are down

When tommies  strange
noory comes out of the rain
When tommies strange
No one remembers arts name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

noorys a stranger when the turkee is in danger
George looks ugly when he's  alone
linda seems wicked and george is unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When george is strange
weirdo's come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers hoguesters name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

When you're strange
Noory is like a derailed train
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

[Rick1949]

The walking ego called George Noory needs to be stopped and directed into a more suitable line of work I suggest evangelist, used cars, snake oil or black jack dealer in Reno.
The man lives for the end of the world-I mean how many people can work the rapture into a conversation about corn? I also love how he answers questions for his guests as if we all would prefer a George-ism over hearing what a top man in physics or other science has to say. I so much prefer anyone but GN-the nights he is on and ON I tend to throw my radio across the room a lot, roll my eyes and otherwise suffer his idiocy unless the guest is as bad as he is in which case I turn the whole mess off. I don't understand WHY people are so eager to stroke the man? He is a terrible interviewer, his mind wanders-he is really great at asking guests the question the just answered and overall the just has to be someone better for this show tha Noory-"anyone" comes to mind! I don't just whine of the internet I have written letters and made calls trying to get someone to see that this guy needs to go; what is his fascination with Joshua P Warren? If you listened to the show last night you're amongst the priveledged few who now know that Yellowstone WILL explode within 100 years according to "scientists' and that animals are fleeing the park-do some research a few way out bloggers claim that animals MAY be fleeing the park of course they may also be fleeing poachers (or not) or maybe they just got some footage of Buffalo running on a road and created a story to go with the footage-maybe we should have Dr Doom remote view the situation if he supports Noory and Alex we KNOW it's wrong.

[Gd5150]

noory is strange when you're a bellgabber
Faces look ugly when he's alone
Guests seem wicked when the host is unwanted
Streets are uneven when his ratings are down

When tommies  strange
noory comes out of the rain
When tommies strange
No one remembers arts name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

noorys a stranger when the turkee is in danger
George looks ugly when he's  alone
linda seems wicked and george is unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When george is strange
weirdo's come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers hoguesters name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

When you're strange
Noory is like a derailed train
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

Is this up to replace UFO Phil?

[wr250]

Is this up to replace UFO Phil?

even my crappy lryics are better than ufo phil. there is one redeeming value to the ufophil song though:
it signals that the noory wont be back for at least one day.

[Gd5150]

i took the 2nd photo and zoomed in. i found a face! i enhanced it slightly for all to see:
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LMAO!

[VtaGeezer]

Jones is married to a Jew and his children are Jewish (at least by Jewish standards which uses the female bloodline) so I could see a Jew likely or listening to him.  Interestingly many "conspiracy nuts" have a problem with Jones because they say his is a "disinfo agent" of Israel and a "gatekeeper" (keeping the "real" news from the people.) His popularity is likely because so much of the stuff he talks about a decade ago are proven true (NSA spying on Americans, FBI being able to turn on your cell-phone, the internal "check points", the hackable webcams and cable-boxes, the banker frauds and money laundering, Agenda 21 and the "smart growth" initiatives, TPP etc undermining national sovereignty, etc.) Granted most of those predictions are not that "amazing" but if someone is not technical or hasn't read international documents, or UN speeches, it would seem that Alex is spot-on predicting things.

I don't know any Jews who'd endorse a website allowing anti-semitic rants, even if they're "comments"...unless it was to gather info to send to the ADL.  A decade ago, Jones was ranting full time on Bilderbergers' NWO because they met occasionally. I can't recall him ever mentioning any of the other things you mention much until more recently, after he gained regular appearances on far right radio and got his own show.

[Catsmile]

The walking ego called George Noory needs to be stopped and directed into a more suitable line of work I suggest evangelist, used cars, snake oil or black jack dealer in Reno...

Evangelist: To much work, he couldn't repeat the same questions every day.

Used cars: His synthetic shoe polished rug would make children cry. The strong odor of turmeric emitting from every orifice would make adults cry. Douchey chills he sends through a body when he tries to schmooze. Plus he can't read or math.

Snake oil: He does that almost every night now.

Black jack: Again he can't math, even if he uses his back feet he can only count to 20. Unless they are forked hooves. 

[VtaGeezer]

i took the 2nd photo and zoomed in. i found a face! i enhanced it slightly for all to see:
[attachimg=1]

If Mars ever needs an enema, we'll know where to stick it in.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

The walking ego called George Noory needs to be stopped and directed into a more suitable line of work I suggest evangelist, used cars, snake oil or black jack dealer in Reno.
The man lives for the end of the world-I mean how many people can work the rapture into a conversation about corn? I also love how he answers questions for his guests as if we all would prefer a George-ism over hearing what a top man in physics or other science has to say. I so much prefer anyone but GN-the nights he is on and ON I tend to throw my radio across the room a lot, roll my eyes and otherwise suffer his idiocy unless the guest is as bad as he is in which case I turn the whole mess off. I don't understand WHY people are so eager to stroke the man? He is a terrible interviewer, his mind wanders-he is really great at asking guests the question the just answered and overall the just has to be someone better for this show tha Noory-"anyone" comes to mind! I don't just whine of the internet I have written letters and made calls trying to get someone to see that this guy needs to go; what is his fascination with Joshua P Warren? If you listened to the show last night you're amongst the priveledged few who now know that Yellowstone WILL explode within 100 years according to "scientists' and that animals are fleeing the park-do some research a few way out bloggers claim that animals MAY be fleeing the park of course they may also be fleeing poachers (or not) or maybe they just got some footage of Buffalo running on a road and created a story to go with the footage-maybe we should have Dr Doom remote view the situation if he supports Noory and Alex we KNOW it's wrong.

I'd say the only thing he's cut out for is managing a McDonald's.  Perfect place for lazy ego strokers with no hope of accomplishing anything.  At least there the only thing he could fuck up is a Big Mac.

[bigchucka]

Evangelist: To much work, he couldn't repeat the same questions every day.

Used cars: His synthetic shoe polished rug would make children cry. The strong odor of turmeric emitting from every orifice would make adults cry. Douchey chills he sends through a body when he tries to schmooze. Plus he can't read or math.

Snake oil: He does that almost every night now.

Black jack: Again he can't math, even if he uses his back feet he can only count to 20. Unless they are forked hooves. 

Evangelist would also have the difficulty that he'd have to read a book and be able to intelligently comment on it.  He'd probably fuck up on answering who God sent to Sodom and Gemorrah.

[Birdie]

"Look at the features!  The features! It clearly has the features of person's posterior!  A posterior with an advanced hemorrhoid above it's portal.  There is no evidence of intelligence here, though."

I just snorfed ginger ale all over my iPad and the poor cat in my lap! Lol! That's the best laugh I have had all day, thank you. 

[Juan Cena]

Did I just here Snorge completely ignore the Ft. Hood shooting to prattle on about his dumb**s theory about the Malaysian plane being held by terrorists somewhere?

What a complete fraking tool.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

GN: "Can you make music to annoy people?"

Holy mole, George finally asked a good question.

[VtaGeezer]

Did I just here Snorge completely ignore the Ft. Hood shooting to prattle on about his dumb**s theory about the Malaysian plane being held by terrorists somewhere?

What a complete fraking tool.

In all seriousness, Noory says that because he knows his audience of losers would rather fantasize about a goofball conspiracy than hear facts.